Thread 717878394

Kirby Squeak Squad was insultingly easy.

I played some Build-a-Bear adventure game on the Wii when I was probably 8 that I finished in like 45 minutes. I would guess that one

>>717878394 (OP)
Twilight Princess, unironically

>>717878394 (OP)
I borrowed this game from a friend and 100%ed it overnight.

>>717878394 (OP)
Anything by David Cage

>>717878394 (OP)
Squeak Squad was a lot of fun though

>>717878394 (OP)
>>717878465
OP what are you doing?
You know you can't criticize Slopby on /v/ it's the golden cow!

I played the paw patrol game with my daughter and it was definitely made to distract toddlers

>>717878858
Yeah, it was a fun game. I really liked pretty much all of the power ups, the art style was charming, and it helped that the collectibles were actually worthwhile which made you want to 100% the game.

>>717878394 (OP)
Your mom

>>717878394 (OP)
Kirby as a whole is a 4/10 franchise with literally no Must plays
so you're right
Sadly franchise peaked on the SNES with DL3 and Dream Course
the Rest (specially the RtD rehashes) are all dogshit and live off purely out of the character design

>>717878869
Criticizing a Kirby game for being easy is just as retarded as saying it's the Dark Souls of Nintendo

>>717879602
It's just as retarded as acting like any kirby game is worth playing.
Specially when the only defense is
>OF COURSE ITS DOGSHIT ITS FOR KIDS
Kids deserve good media.

>>717880059
Noone said it was dogshit though. The claim was that it was extremely easy.

>>717878902
What's the Bluey game like? You probably own it, I haven't watched the show but I like the Paper Mario aesthetics

>>717880294
It's pretty nice in comparison actually, loads of collectibles and unlockable cosmetics, unlockable characters too. The gameplay is really basic of course but there's a few ways players can interact with each other.

>>717880059
OP didn't claim the game was dogshit but that it was easy which is a literal retarded point like I said

>>717878394 (OP)
fire emblem three houses on normal (hell, even hard)

>>717878902
got any daughtercore recommendations? mine isn't old enough to play by herself yet but we play nintendogs+cats and I let her hold the right side of my 3DS playing Mario and she jumps on command
I'm gonna need games for her soon

>>717878394 (OP)
Barney's Hide and Seek, it's so easy to the point that it's not even really a game.

Tendies will seethe, but the new Donkey Kong game is brain dead easy. You literally can't die unless you're just retarded or fucking around. I beat it without dying once.

BotW is also piss easy. Sometimes you can get mobbed by too many enemies that can one shot you, but the puzzle difficulty is non existent. It almost feels insulting because the game genuinely makes it seem like it's proud of wasting your time

Bakeru on Switch is so boring and easy I quit halfway through. Goemon wasn't hard, but it had a special humor and charm that made me keep playing though.

Pikmin 4 is broken because of the dog. I had to stop using it because I was just leaving all of my pikmin in base and killing everything before doing any of the puzzles or items

>>717880578
My niece loves WarioWare and Rhythm Heaven. Even liked Rusty's Real Deal Baseball. Seems kids really like fast paced minigame stuff like that. Luckily you already have a 3ds.

>>717879517
>no must plays
its been posted 1000 times but you objectively missed out on top tier gaming experience if you didnt stay up late with your lads exploring the map, finding all the dragon car parts, etc. in air ride

literal best friendslop game decades before friendslop was even a term, it still holds up, had some friends emulate it and play it on pc during covid lockdown and it was a blast

overall kirby is pretty mid though

>>717880865
There’s about a dozen different games that would also fit the bill, just because one’s amazing doesn’t make it s must-play when others suffice
You are right, kirby is mid, but this is no exception

>>717880865
>The only Kirby MUST-PLAY is 15% of a dogshit game where you need atleast 4 players, frantic settings and max 4 rounds before everyone gets bored.
not looking good

>>717878465
>>717879602
Then why are Mario games harder? Why are even (older) pokemon games harder?

>>717880934
>>717880976
shit hit different man, never met anyone who disagreed
anyway its too late now, its objectively a kid's series

>>717879602
Nothing wrong with a game being easy, but it’s gotta be more than that. It could be fun to play around, have an interesting story/lore, or have very nice graphics. Kirby on the other hand doesn’t even bother to attempt any of those things. It’s just easy and… that’s it

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>>717878869
I've played one Kirby game ever and thought it was pretty good.
The Forgotten Lands one.
Does /v/ hate it or something?

>>717881289
He is just a retard trying to be the Mother 3 schizo but for Kirby. Ignore him.

>>717881002
Because those games are unironically meant for older players. Like 10 year olds. It's why Ash is 10 in the pokemon anime.
Kirby is intended to be baby's first video game for 7 year olds and younger

>>717881289
It's the first not Rehashed game in over 10 years.
It's not pretty good but it's a decent replacement for Mario 3d World if you don't have it.
Shittier coop tho

>>717878394 (OP)
It was insanely easy but also really fun

>>717881391
If Kirby is so easy what's you fastest speed run of the Colosseum?

>>717878465
>>717879602
I apologize for coming off way harsher than I intended. I still enjoyed it, I just also thought it was extremely easy.

>>717881518
Like 3 minutes 20 seconds, why?
Are you trying to pull the
>KIRBY ACTUALLY GETS HARD 99.99999% THRU THE GAME WHEN YOU UNLOCK VOID SOUL OF MASKED TERMINA DEDEDE GALACTA KNIGHT EX

>>717880865
>Friendslop
Never played it with friends, but still have fond memories of city trail and some top ride. Still my favorite Kirby game, sadly the reviews back then didn't agree.

>>717881615
So webm.

>>717878394 (OP)
I loved that game, but can't argue it was very easy to clear.

>>717881784
It was one of the first DS games I got along with Digimon World DS. It holds a special place in my heart.

>>717881002
Why is Spongebob more complex than Blues Clues? It's totally reasonable to dislike Kirby because it isn't challenging. But to have the expectation that it was going to be, and being upset that it wasn't is just fucking retarded. You can dislike Shrek, but if your reasoning is that it didn't challenge you intellectually like a more serious film, then you're just a fucking idiot.

Everyone is entitled to an opinion, and opinions are subjective. But the reasons behind your opinions can objectively be dumb as hell.

>>717881520
>>717878394 (OP)
No, you are correct. Squeak Squad was not only insultingly easy, it was also short. I 100% it in less than 24 hours. Squeak Squad wasn't bad, but it was really weak, so you aren't alone.

>>717878465
>It's for kids so I made it shit on purpose
Plenty of games with an E rating are harder.

>>717880865
Air Ride is decently fun, but failed to live up to its potential. Had it been designed from the ground up completely focused around City Trial, it would have been a masterpiece. But it tried to be a racing game first and it failed at making its main game mode appealing. Then there was Top Ride. Why in the fuck did they think it was a good idea to waste any time on that?

>>717880865
>only a third of the game is good
>that third of the game is still undercooked
>every random event sucks
>every stadium sucks
>only one city
>but numbers go up, therefore good

Both Super Princess Peach and Princess Peach Showtime were pretty damn easy. I'd maybe nominate Blue Reflection as well.

>>717880830
My nephew loves roaming around in Mario Kart world

>>717878394 (OP)
Kirby games are all easy as shit because you're supposed to play them with your gf or wife. Thanks Sakurai

>>717880578
Minecraft is good, we've collected a ludicrous amount of bunnies in the house and she panics whenever I open the gate.
Gamepass has a lot of games good for younger kids, just avoid the Barbie game cause it sucks ass.
>>717880865
She also likes Kirby Air Ride city trial, she calls it the fast game with the pink guy.

I remember Dark Daroach picked up the pace a little but the Final Boss was very bad.
This is the easiest.

>>717878394 (OP)
Easy or not I still hate Mecha Kracko

>>717885030
Tornado