Thread 717878775

Option 1 - Impregnate teens and fuck milfs by the dozens every day because you're born into the perfect harem
Option 2 - Sperg out and get killed by a twink

He's a fucking retard

His two mommies baited him into doing it.
Then he was raped by Din and became King NEET in response.

>>717878775 (OP)
>Impregnate teens and fuck milfs by the dozens every day because you're born into the perfect harem
And then another male comes along and you all of the sudden have competition or whatever

>>717878775 (OP)
his harem is ugly as fuck, he wanted the superior hylian harem. can't blame him.

>>717879369
Oh dear, he ONLY gets 80-90 years of nonstop Gerudo sexo before the next male is born, throw it all away, only golden triangles can sustain me.
Knowing OOTdorf's motives, this was probably his actual reasoning for acting like the world's biggest faggot.

>>717878775 (OP)
he doesn't have the triforce of sex, he has the triforce of power

>>717880038
Who has the triforce of sex

>>717879647
Truly unbearable

>>717879441
So he was a jealous browncel

>>717878775 (OP)
He probably did Option 1 until he finally got bored of it, hence the attempt to conquer Hyrule and then the world.

>>717878775 (OP)
hes a homo like all nintendo villains

he's so cool...

>>717878775 (OP)
If you accept Skyward Sword's lore, he's the physical manifestation of an ancient demon's seething hatred of Link and Zelda's ancestors who beat him, swearing that his hate would live on and destroy them one day. That hate is Ganondorf,: Asshurt Incarnate. So he can't help but sperg out and try to conquer Hyrule and kill the heroic aryan twink and his princess gf.

>>717879142
>Then he was raped by Din
No he wasn't. Also, they aren't his real mothers.

>>717884205
This. People also assume that "Link's downfall" means that he died. Lol. Lmao.

>>717879441
No he didn't. Dude just wanted the smoke from the Hero of Time even hundreds of years later in WW.

>>717878775 (OP)
>raised by single mothers
>end up in prison
MANY such cases!

>>717884605
Sad!

>>717884348
He couldn't handle Din's overwhelming power, causing his mind to shatter when the Triforce of Power entered his body.
Ganondorf got raped.
By a triangle.

>>717878775 (OP)
>Sperg out and get killed by a twink
Link isn't a "twink," please keep your ghey fanfiction to yourself.

>>717878775 (OP)
>no video games
>no one but women to talk to
You'd venture into other kingdoms too

>>717884920
>the only way your species can reproduce is by having interracial sex with Hylian men
>every woman of your species will racemix

Understandable crashout

>>717884920
Other royals do travel without invading other kingdoms

>>717884835
ganondorf is not in link's awakening, queer

>>717884348
cope ganon got raped

>>717878775 (OP)
The Gerudo aren't his harem sin embargo. They are crazy for BHC.

>>717884605
>A tribe of dark-skinned women
>No fathers in sight

>>717879441
He could have fucked the hot ones and killed the rest
He was king

>>717890752
His mothers didn't raise a chud

>>717884752
One minute it's "girlboss matriarchy," next minute it's war crimes and ancient curses. Truly the Gerudo speedrun.