Thread 717884687

LMFAOOOO

No gamers speak like this

>>717884687 (OP)
>>717884750
guys, i think.

>>717884687 (OP)
Guys, I think!

Cock
E
Sports

The game literally tells you if you are on the objective. You stupid fucking NOOB!!!

>>717884813
Lmao

>>717884894
IT'S IN THE GAME

heh...

>>717884687 (OP)
>Nerd
>MtF
>Gay (tops)
>Gay (bottom)
>Femboy

Based Squad

>>717884687 (OP)
Deja vu... didn't we JUST have one of these?

>>717885214
>glass her
is she thirsty?

>>717884687 (OP)
>>717884813

>>717885180
that was really scary anon I came here to laufh but now I'm spooked.....

>>717885214
This VN had no right to pull on my heartstrings as hard as it did. Also the MC is a fucking retard.

AAUGHHHH
OUUUGGHH
leather belt

>>717885264
>People actually thought this

>>717885385
AWWW DUDE

>>717885385
WOAH DUDE!!!

>>717884813
Looks like you have the wrong version saved. Here ya go.

>>717884813
Was waiting for this one. Unironically one of the funniest edits /v/ ever made.

>>717884939
I chuckled.

>>717885608
A daring synthesis.

>>717885793
>anon gets tricked twice
Alright you win that one

>>717885191
jesus how old is this

>>717884687 (OP)
>I think I'm doing basic game things!!
Just once, the group let Retarded Ron play with them before unplugging his controller again

>>717886093
>>717886141
kino

>>717885769
The mirror should be opposite the toilet so you can inspect your form while shitting

>>717885902
I'd go on a date with a lolcow enthusiast, less boring than hearing how Becky got a new haircut and hearing that Sandra went to Egypt or whatever

>>717886286
I also did that when I was 14

>>717885965
this is pretty fuckin good

>>717885214
>>717885264
>>717885441
Fuck you.

>>717886256
I just wanna date a girlfailure

>>717884750
Stop being antisemitic

>>717885331
>the MC is a fucking retard
Yes

>>717885769
beyond two souls reference?

>>717884813
WE'RE!

>>717887054
Kek

>>717884813
>We're
Unironically the icing on top

>>717887182
Peachcel

Yeah okay so it's not funny I just wanted to share I think it's all very stylish and I have some weird minor little red riding hood obsession.

I've never shared this but if I manage to get a girlfriend, I'd like her to look like the girl in this comic. I dont know if there's a name for freckled red-haired white girls in flannel and stuff.

>>717887410
>I dont know if there's a name for freckled red-haired white girls in flannel and stuff.
Yeah. They are called lesbians.

>>717887410
Sorry anon. They were everywhere in small town North America 15 years ago but they've since gone extinct.

>>717884750
>Niggers, I think
fixed

>>717887525
>open the door
>get on the floor
>you just lost the game dinosaur

>>717886256
None of you have any self awareness whatsoever.

>>717887602
"None of you have any self awareness whatsoever." he said with a complete and utter lack of self-awareness.

>>717887162
This look simple, but that's the fucking world warrior guile.
He can handcuff you, he can toss you infinitely up and make you loop around overandovernandover, can freeze the shit, can get immortal and just fucking reset the machine.

>>717885793
*ブラジル*
Fuck you

>>717887291
You wear buttplugs and vibrators, therefore they're an article of clothing the same as jewelry, as such it should be invisible like the rest of her (?) clothing.

>>717885907
Thanks doc

>>717887410
Based Cass enjoyer

>>717885180
damn i thought this would be wholesome like ghost stories but its just some child rape fantasy

>>717884687 (OP)
congratulations to /v/ for falling for their first meta psyop.

ring ring
moshi moshi?

>>717887738
>You wear buttplugs and vibrators
You stick them up your ass, they are not an article of clothing or accessory, and it's not a she

>>717884687 (OP)
>tc_hydro

>>717884750
I tell my teammates "good job"

>>717886256
>>717887602
>>717887648
>

>>717888308
You wish it was that simple

>>717887735
やれやれだぜ
きさまのスタンドは「ロボコプゲイ」てしょうか?

>>717887457
there is no better feeling in life than dicking a dyke straight

>>717885965
heh

>>717888454
For a second, I wondered if redditors are actually that retarded but of course they are

>>717888454
Is c4 launching back?

>>717888524
Anon...

>>717885180
Give me sauce now to make up for how unfunny this

GO HOME GAMER GIRL

>>717888683
>>717887981
fuck off newfags

anyone have the stop bullying comic with toradora? the greatest love story ever told? i lost it and cant fucking find it again.

>>717888746
Give sauce now or you don't know

>>717888856
The Sims 1

>>717887385
That's cool, anon

>>717888791
>greatest love story
>dora leaves tora and goes to a different school to get filled by every male student there before finally returning after they both graduate

>>717885214
>glass her
I hope you saved room for dessert!

>>717884687 (OP)
>threat
What are you gonna do, kill me with comedy?

>>717888892
You don't know either do you

>>717887385
this is cool, got more?

>>717886232
That armor was designed by TOP dwarven smiths based on damage sustained by other warriors who returned from battles, it's a scientific balance of protection and weight management!

>>717884687 (OP)
I just now realized this is just a coke ad. Somehow, that makes this comic make a lot more sense.

>>717888991
Maybe /ck/ can help! How about some sweet sundae ramen?

>>717886657
i understood the reference

>>717885385
https://youtu.be/r-YprpQuqRs?si=VhL9DM0DQNNWlbOY

>>717889026
Oh that's just the g-

>>717888989
I GOTTA GO WE'VE GOT COWS

>>717889282
>You guys aren't ready for that yet, but your kids are gonna love it

>>717885214
>[Give her the glass chocolate]

>>717884687 (OP)
>>717884687 (OP)
Would both those ladies, especially the redhead

>>717889046
Some. I'll be damned if I can find what I wanted to post. A sweet and fucking tragic Red and Wolf comic and the wolf is just more of a comical shadow with jagged teeth. Like the beast in The Liar Princess. For some reason those are my favorites. The big bad wolf as a sorta abstract shadow but I'll be damned if I can find my pile of them. They are here somewhere.

>>717889675
And way more of the "Red with Big Bad in the background" than I'd like to admit. I guess it's nice and easy and menacing.

>>717884750
I say "nice" a lot.

>>717889654
>ladies

>>717889757
that reminds me, I want to watch Spice and Wolf again

Okay hold up I have to find the toothy comic one. It's here. Somewhere.

>>717889647
The implications of such a thing horrify me.

>>717884750
Good job man!

>>717889881
JUSTICE!

>>717889301
I swear you virgins get hard on being cryptic, you clearly don't know

>>717889026
it's the one parodying the girl IRL who got raped by that pedo in japan who said he was a radiation inspector to get into that girl's apartment.
Forgot the name, but I think it's that one...

>>717889834
Big Bad Red is good too. So is Red and Wolf team. And in a weird way it's what sparked the obsession.

>>717885180
Name of manga?

>>717886769
>Ima rub my cum in yo burnscars
Bacontits the Beloved

>>717887385
It's ok anon. I think feral beast on human female is great too.

>>717889538
I still can't get over them using Sam Fisher's Splinter Cell: Double Agent model.

>>717890004
>NVtranny gets traumatized by a videogame
of course
these are the mentally underdeveloped people who think videogames cause violence

>>717885652
bing bing wahoo.

>>717889840
this doesn't make any sense at all

>>717890160
It makes sense once you're american and think every arab is a terrorist with an AK and a bomb vest always with them

>>717889943
You have it backwards, the guy got the idea from said manga. Can't find the name though, perps name is yuya yazaki

>>717889781
They'd be crucifed by their DEI overlords if they didn't add real women in their hello fellow gamers oh so relatable feel good comics

>>717889881
>>717889923
Based and Justicepilled

>>717890086
you shut your whore mouth about skyla

>>717890218
There is only one lady in that picture.

>>717890297
Based proud White nationalist

>>717889926
Of course I know, it's the

>>717887525
My brain detected this way gaytarded half way through reading it and shut it down.

>>717889881
>>717889923
J U S T I C E
U
S
T
I
C
E

>>717890204
it doesn't make any sense, cause the americans didn't make any attempt at trickery. they went in guns blazing

post the QUIT STARING cheese please

>>717884750
We're !!

>>717890297
>skyla
Who?
I don't care about your e-celeb slop, NVtrannies are mentally challenged, simple as

>>717889881
The fucking warning shot to the window. Fucking hell

>>717890796
>being THIS new
holy shit

>>717890842
>care about the e-celeb or you're new!!!
Zoomer buckbroken by influencerslop lmao

>>717890796
Haven't you got a TNV thread to go and derail by now you Sardinian piece of shit?

>>717890949
>l-leave me a-alone p-please...
no, faggot

>>717891016
>weak
I will do Amy better.

>>717891308
Epic XD you sir win the internet!

>>717888308
I win because I never take a loss. Bitch.

>>717892132
damn bitch cover your mouth jesus sneezin all over the place

>>717890889
>N-no I'm not new I just don't care I've been here since last summer
An hero

>>717885793
GOD DAMMIT

>>717887054
>a white mugger
I can only suspend my disbelief so much.

>>717886286
gamepadvibrator dot com

>>717893063
I'm gonna look at that out of morbid curiosity and if it's some lemonparty shit I'm going to flip

>>717885180
Sauce now

>>717893063
>>717893157
>Test your gamepad's vibration settings
Good stuff, thanks for the laugh bro.

>>717891242
I got banned on /tv/ once for posting a “give her the dick” Descartes image.

>>717885180
Give me sauce right meow

>>717885180
Sauce now dammit

>>717893268
I fucking hate Mike so much.
You can actively tell which episodes of AVGN he ruined.

>>717887890
I swear someone made an NV edit of it.

>>717893190
well, i do use it...

>>717885214
>female attempting to make an emotional connection with me
NOT ON MY WATCH, CUNT.

>>717885321
>>717885321
>>717885321
>>717885321

>>717885180
>dong ding
Who Where?

>>717885520
UGGH
UUUUUUGH

>>717893586
name some i am curious

>>717887182
Such a weird comics.

>>717885180
>geiger counter
I prefer something more wholesome

>>717894008
it's a whole genre

>>717894008
Having a terrible life because you are surrounded by selfish people is so funny and quirky...

>>717893524
Hopefully Rance can save his company's mascot

>>717894071
>oh non
Salope de merde.

>>717894008
Chick genuinely hates her husband. Her whole "career" as an artist is her whining about the only man who probably gives a fuck about her. If I was him I'd sell everything I could for cash and leave the country.

>>717889127
maybe a nice drink to go with it

>>717894339
Correct.

>>717885907
cпacибo, дoктop

>>717893943
Any episode with the glitch gremlin for one. Honestly just pick a bad episode before 2011 and it's Mikes fault the entire video is just him sitting there screaming fuck.

>>717894421
>>Any episode with the glitch gremlin for one.
That ain't Mike

>>717894468
Maybe I'm misremembering it's been a while.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qVBerX6Dzmc
Any episode that plays out like this is written by Mike.

>>717894008
Nah I know this brain problem cocktail, neurotic and OCD, overthinking everything they and everyone else does and trying to understand people's actions more than the people making them probably did.
I am aware I'm doing that right now.

>>717894546
sucks..

>>717889026
You're retarded, lurk moar.

>>717884750
I speak like this and respond like this

hehe... good ol' Ronnie...

>>717890204
The guy who drew that is a Brazilian cuckold, though.

>>717884779
you’re

>>717887162
Aaaaaany moment...

>>717892281
>t. been here since 2016

>>717889114
>based on damage sustained by other warriors who returned from battles
I see what you did there.

>>717886232
>girls don't like slutwear
ror
rmao

>>717889951
One of THE most kino pairings.

>>717889538
Classic

>>717896197
lurk for 1000 more years and then hang yourself

>>717896504
does that make you seethe?
good

>>717896547
i bet you were really proud of being in on the joke for once

>>717896197
yes it was an epic reference, kind stranger. You win the internets today.

>>717891538
Why is Sonic wearing pants?

>>717885180
I knew what was coming the moment I read Dong Ding

guffaw

>>717885214
>glass her

>>717885902
I did this once to a girl. We're still friends =(

>>717885907
Doc... I need higher dosage

>>717886212
I fucking love SA. San Andreas is pretty good too.

>>717885907
Thanks doc

>>717893524
what is the main appeal of black souls, the story?

>>717886232
I hate when games turn you hippie gf in to a super hippie

>>717894008
>draw attention to yourself leaving
>kids try to get a few things out of you because they know you wont be able to for a little bit, rather than go to the other parent because you've placed yourself at the front and center of their minds
>dont draw attention to yourself leaving
>kids just leave you alone
all her comics are retarded and mostly boil down to her not understanding things, but this one honestly takes the cake. how the fuck do you have two children and not understand how either of them work?
i mean this isnt even a woman moment at this point, this is a genuine spectacle of retardation that only someone truly incapable of learning could pull off.

>>717885965
i thought this was going to be transgender slop but it's fuckin' kek

>>717886769
I love this one

>>717887385
I didn't really care at all about this shitty comic but I instantly thought of that old one with the aliens

>>717897469
there's no main appeal, it's a shitty rpg maker game, but it was fun to play it und uncover the secrets with anons. what makes it good is a combination of setting, artstyle, alice, rape scenes, somewhat fun character progression, reminds people of dark souls and blood borne, alice, atmosphere is gritty, alice.

>>717897587
As shocking as it may be, there's apparently a lot of people who have less social competence than basement dwellers using this shithole. It's stopped surprising me at this point.

>>717886256
ive been on dates with someone whos on kiwi and lolcow farm. lolcow lore can be funny at least

>>717895302
I understood this reference

>>717890993
BATMAN YOU GOTTA RAPE THE JOKER

>>717896771
>THUNK THUNKTHUNK THUNKTHUNK THUNKTHUNK THUNKTHUNK THUNKTHUNK THUNKTHUNK THUNK UGNHHHHHHHHHHHHH SCHORP.
>Here's your controller bro.
>Somehow also has cheetoh dust on it too.

this is the oldest shittiest blurriest jpg saved on my ancient ipad 2

>>717889376
soul

>scrolling thread
>no fallout 3 dogmeat grenade thumbnail yet

>>717886458
I fucking love this shit. 18 years later and it still makes me laugh out loud. I also unironically love the banana picture and the "All your base" meme.

>>717886657
>tfw me conceiving the most evil bg3 route you can imagine but it's still beastality tumblrcringefest so easily giving up

>>717887054
>why am I in your party?

>>717887385
this should be a pokemon creatures joke

>>717891748
kek

I have to step out, can you guys watch my fish for me?

>>717887160
I don't see the problem

>>717899278
Maybe you should watch your step instead!

>>717891804
>tfw steam felt better when it was just valve games and trackmania
You need nothing else tbqh you'll be content.

>>717884687 (OP)
Requesting porn of the asian qt, I bet she streams how her asshole looks like after fucking a dog dildo

>>717899702
?

>>717894008
My parents were like this. Back when I was a little kid deathly afraid of the dark I was left with my dad as it was my mom's turn to take a business trip for once and his more hands-free approach made me:
>Got over my fear of the dark since he shut off lights everywhere
>Learned to tie my shoes by myself
>Learned where the cookies were since he would not be swayed when I asked for some unlike my mom
Over the course of two weeks. Dads are cool.

>>717899702
>she
>her

>>717899843
For me it was strangely the opposite, my dad was the overbearing one who wouldn't let you do anything by yourself (he made every phone call for me so I was terrified of making phone calls as a young adult for example) while mom was more based and just let me learn by trying.

>>717894008
>(with nuts!?!!?!)

>>717885740
People actually uninstall bloodlines?

>>717893225
/tv/ has the worst jannies

>>717886661
men who wanted to fuck them, nice

>>717893225
Deserved.

>>717884813
I dont get it

>>717896812
underated lol

>>717899526
ToT

>>717900239
Rene Descartes, cringe and retarded 17th century philosopher made up a nonsensical theory according to which people only exist if they think thoughts, many other retards found this theory to be agreeable and thus he laid the foundation for the modern soulless society where every other faggot thinks they know all there is to know, that democracy rules, etc..

>>717891804
steam accounts aren't inheritable, never let valve know when grandpa passes away and hope you have his login info on hand

>>717900421
Imagine being such a brainlet you find Descartes hard to understand.

>>717893943
It's the opposite, Wizard of Oz, Bugs Bunny games and the Batman games are vastly improved by Mike's retarded characters

>>717900574
>put the games on a hard drive
eh, nothing personel..........

>>717900584
I understand that he was wrong.

>>717885214
I know about Glass and Very Funny but where are the other two from?

>>717889026
dumb newfag

>>717896139
Holy newfag

>>717900086
jej

>>717900421
>people only exist if they think thoughts
that's not what it means you fucking mongoloid
go back to high school

>>717901220
Yes it literally is what it means lmao
>I think, therefore I am
There's no vague reference to some kind of hidden meaning implicit in this statement, he literally says that if you think then you exist.

>>717901351
>t. does not exist

>>717901351
You sure as hell sound like you ain't

>>717885793
NOT TODAY MOTHER FUCKER

>>717901351
t. isn't

>>717887182
>>717894008
This is them IRL
There are fates worse than /v/irginity

>>717885180
Hot a what bahabitat

>>717901489
>>717901439
It's simply retarded and arbitrary, I could make up a similar "law" and it would make just as much sense:
>I breathe, therefore I am
>I have blood running through my veins, therefore I am
>I shitpost, therefore I am

See, it's just completely arbitrary. There's no fundamental law of nature which says that a being needs to "think" in order to exist. There Descartes fundamental worldview must be discarded as flawed. You cannot argue against this by the way, I've done my research.

>>717897469
The story and the whole setting, it's just very unique and it was made by a dude glueing and stitching free assets with his own scribbles

>>717901351
Did you get all of your knowledge of Descartes from memes?

>>717901563
I wanted to say I pity him but then again it's his own fault.

>>717901563
wew

>>717894071
The kinddd of whore who yell if you dare to get close to the kitchen, even though her foodd is inedible.

>>717900589
>the Batman games
Best Joker performance of the 21st century

>>717901563
>go to toilet
>open and close the seat 312 times
>live a year without nagging

>>717901563
>I won't donate your favorite pit-stained t-shirt
What’s with yuppies treating charity shops like they’re the dump? Just throw that shit in the trash.
Anyway, that bitches chart is garbage. 0/10, would not do chores.

>>717885965
I can still feel this

>>717890204
I'm European and I know every Arab is a terrorist but they're too poor to buy an AK

>>717901794
>look after kids
>includes blowjob, feeding, napping, putting to bed
WHAT THE FUG

>>717901913
kids need their bjs

>>717891372
A true servant of Orkan knows no fear! KILL THE SKELETON!

>>717901794
This is like training an animal. It's not a relationship.

>>717901794
>Look after kids for a whole day (includes = blow job, feeding, doing nappies + putting to bed)

>>717894008
Is this basically just a millenial woman's version of boomer "I hate my wife" comics?

>>717894362
Get a fucking dishwasher.

In fact, is that a god damn open dishwasher I see in the picture? I can see the little basket for the knives and forks, but it's weird that it's in the top rack. Why are the plates not ALREADY in the dishwasher, why is it implied hes about to hand wash them with that sponge?!

>>717902102
Boomers: I hate what my wife have become.
Millenials cunt: My husband is a man and I hate all males from birth

There's a subtle difference.

>>717893225
No fun allowed

>>717902156
Touch peach, incel.

>>717900520
>no thriller walk when the zombies appear
wasted opportunity

C'mon guys, post the tranny comics already, I'm getting bored

>>717902156
Hand washing his smoothie maker.

>>717885907
Thanks Doc, it's been a while.

>>717901938
pbjs anon I SAID PBJS!

>>717885180
>Dong Ding
Legendary foreshadowing.

>>717889780
Good job, man.

>>717902539
actually you read it back to front since it's manga

>>717894008
He just goes!?!!?!

>>717901351
How the fuck did you manage to fail parsing a five word sentence

>>717885214
>no H scene with the drills
Why bother?

>>717902398
Why do women like to be treated roughly?
I don't like it, the line between being violent enough to cause a waterfall in their panties and punching one into a coma is too subtle for me.

>>717885595
I can't believe Sims never brought this back

>>717885907
Danke, Herr Doktor

>>717897241
heh. cow tools

>>717901586
The point behind Descartes's "Cogito ergo sum" is that your ability to think about things is proof that you exist. That you perceive yourself taking air into your lungs (or indeed any other action you do) doesn't with 100% certainly imply you have a body doing such a thing. You could simply be a brain in a jar or a program running in some alien game that's been tricked into thinking you're doing it. But the simple fact you are able to reason about such things in the first place is undeniable proof that you, in some form, exist, as something has to be doing that thinking.

>>717885965
I can instantly hear the screeches and battle music, help

>>717902870
prove to me that it'd be impossible for "nothing" to think

>>717902936
are you retarded

>>717902936
Yeah, you're retarded

>>717902936
Nothing is the absence of anything. If it had the ability to think, it would have something and thus wouldn't be nothing.

>>717884687 (OP)
I hate old /v/ so goddamn much

>>717903023
Don’t waste your time with this guy.

>>717886232
Ngl I appreciate that the bikini armor does look like it's the female variant of the same set. Keeps all the detailing and all

>>717885907
Sağ ol doktor

A pail of water? They should have been fetching peaches instead!

>>717902156
neet or underage?

>>717885652
This shit is probably from 2015 or something but I chuckled

>>717901563
I would give my kids so much food poisoning if I was this guy

>>717901563
Depending on the relation between the size of his dick and her gag reflex I see potential for an infinite blowjob hack here.

>>717889127
>>717894361
I remember there was an utterly disgusting one where someone made a smoothie using actual horse shit and posted themselves actually eating it

>>717902656
god i hate sand niggers

>>717901563
is this real? I remember a different image where she looked halfway decent. That aside, this chart is fucking gold
>naked hula dance from yours truly
so he is allowed to dance for himself

this is jane btw and one day he is going to turn in the BJ reward, I'm sure

>>717903023
>If it had the ability to think, it would have something
Assumption.

>>717903631
If your definition of "nothing" has the ability to think, how would you define the same but without the ability to think?

>>717903919
Nothing can have the "Thinking" adjective, or the "Unthinking" adjective. This does not change the noun. Traits can exist independently of the traited.

>>717889618
We gotta go back.

>>717886551
pure soul
i wish more people made badly drawn comics like these

>>717888454
let me guess
free weekend?

>>717887525
YOU JUST MADE ME LOSE THE GAME
SAY SORRY RIGHT NOW

>>717901563
No that's not them? There's a different photo with a different couple closely resembling how she draws them in her comics. The man isn't a blonde and the woman is a blonde and looks older.

>>717894008
>woman
>is an attention whore who thinks her kids are retarded and need to be explicitly explained everything that is happening around them
>man
>just does his thing
Gkd I hate women

>>717890086
>NOOOOOOO HOW DARE SOMEONE BE UNHAPPY WITH A MISCLICK

>>717904070
You're increasingly arguing semantics. They are meaningfully being defined as two different things.

>>717886551
>your "friends" from 4chan make you worse.
Completely true. I truly regret meeting some people through this site, more than any other place

>>717885639
It's actually funnier because his nephew or some shit who is the bandit leader has a diary that talks about the other bandits fucking with him and he's angry about it

>>717904387
Sequel soon, brother

>>717889618
>chirac
>high score

>>717885907
Thanks doc

>>717886232
Why is he playing video games with his mom?

>>717886180
>>717886594
I always snort when I remember that she specifically draws her husband as if he has a monster dick

>>717904387
You know the rules

>>717904631
Why would you ever interact with anyone here outside of the context of the anonymous image board format?

>>717888138
The joke is that bioware has been left to rot in the unlife of its own making.

>>717905150
holy shit a talking skateboard

>>717903679
https://youtu.be/MifXUbrjYr8?list=RDMifXUbrjYr8&t=210

>>717894362
Didn't the woman who makes these admit that her husband being 'bad' in all these things is a fucking strawman she made up?

>>717892085
they couldnt even fucking bother to make the full chessboard?? what the hell

>>717905013
Loneliness, and this being the place I interact most with others (ie browse it a few hours a day for many years, don't use other forums/social media) means I kinda associate most with the people who also browse this site a lot. So, they're very easy to talk/relate to, and I can't really find anybody irl exactly like that.
But, as you said, this place wasn't meant to find others (it's designed for anonymity) and most reasonable anons stray away from that. Which is why those I interact with ignore that, so come with their own cocktail of issues, and I idiotically don't cut them off immediately just make my life worse. Yet, I keep using this site.

>>717897885
The only thing sadder than the people featured on Kiwifarms are the autistic rejects who obsess over them

>>717901794
What is this hand job + put away you speak of?

>>717905420
you are just silly, anon. I've been using imageboards for way over a decade now. Have used many besides 4chan, and will probably keep doing so for as long as I live as it is a hard habit to drop. I've met several people off here, many in real life too, and while there were some bad that gave me shit experiences, I've also met many great ones that have changed my life even if just a bit
that said last friend I made from an imageboard was like 5 years ago now, I don't think I can connect with the average zoomer of nowadays

>>717905265
RIP Dom DeLuise...

>>717902656
women are perpetually bored and obsessed with romance/eroticism, they want passion, they want excitement and danger, they want a man to struggle to control himself with them. sex for them is already intrinsically a painful, penetrative act of being stretched and pushed so their own sexuality trains them to like pain. women broadcast this shit at full volume in their media, they really are not subtle about it. they are arguably hornier than men, the rules are just different but they are out there to learn if you care about getting laid.

not all women are like this but its pretty normal. most men like a submissive woman who sexually services him but there are still some who like to be dominated too, there's plenty of overlap as well depending on the mood and the woman.

>>717897885
>>717905474
>Chris-chan gets finnish autistic girlfriend.
>Immediatly drama dies down and he dresses in normal clothes.
I bet the finnish father and mother-in-laws tolerated none of Chris's shit and told him to shut the fuck up and behave.

>>717886661
to be fair, it's just a matter of social expectations, men are supposed to ask women out (for some reason) even if they're fat ugly bastards with half black children they'll message women because that's what they're supposed to do according to society, while lonely men don't get constantly message by fat ugly old women with niglets to ask them out, would men want that though? to be non stop pestered by women that they are disgusted by? didn't think so, men aren't alone because there's no women that they could get, but because they don't want to settle for women that disgust them, same with lonely women, of course they could have sex with a fat alcoholic nigger, but they don't want that, and they don't want to be pestered by them non stop either

>>717902936
You have to be baiting. There's no way someone is struggling this hard to understand baby's first philisopher

>>717894008
HOW CAN HE GO???

>>717905641
Women daydream about Mr. Darcy but would despise him if they met him IRL

>>717894008
That first panel is psychotic. Why does she need to give a whole speech just to take a 10 minute shower. So bizarre, I have never experienced that kind of helicopter parenting in my life

>>717886141
Anon, they're just friends.

>>717905540
Yeah, I've met some cool people as well, some I still interact to. I think the issue was moreover just this place is such an easy avenue of those who both share your habits while being truly deranged, and an issue on my side of letting them linger too much in my life.
I guess it's more just the latter then, and less about the site itself

>>717905876
who the hell is mr darcy, the blonde guy from married with children? I mean he's handsome and easygoing, I imagine women would like him

>>717884687 (OP)
We're!!!

>>717897749
>that old one with the aliens
Link?

>>717905623
I don't really care about his life that much, the self-righteous A-logs who think that getting impotently mad over Chris Chan's shenanigans makes their own sad lives look better by proxy are pretty funny tho

>>717905993
pride and prejudice anon, mr darcy is basically a disckhead fop who turns up to berate elizabeth bennet until she gives up and fucks him.

>>717906395
fuck you i fell for it again

>>717906331
uhhuh well I don't read gay shit like that, I'm just saying that you wouldn't like if fat ugly women with niglets were bombarding you with hundreds of messages every day, women don't like it either, it's a silly thing to say that women can't be lonely because the crazy drunkard nigger on the corner would gladly fuck them, men can be lonely despite having available partners and so can be women, not that hard yeah?

>>717906267
Thought I couldn't hate women more than I already did.

>>717885907
when I first saw this I had no idea about piccolo dick and thought this as pixel art of a black man lying on his side with some green/purple shit coming out of his mouth

>>717906261
Is this what they call soul?

>>717906331
>who turns up to berate elizabeth bennet until she gives up and fucks him
It's more that she realizes
A) He's a dickhead but he's right about everything
B) He's rich

>>717886379
no way he actually wrote that

>>717885907
>thanks do-

>>717901563
>have to feed the kids awful food to get them to throw up to clean it for more BJ's

>>717889443
I laughed but I don't get it

>>717888720
I can always hear the music

>>717894008
>(He just goes!?!!?!)
chat is this real? is this achievable natty?

>>717906819
Turning up the volume on their television raises the volume in-universe, making Mario suffer the cries of the baby penguin getting even louder

>>717903023
>Nothing is the absence of anything.

No, "nothing" cannot possibly have any characteristics, so nothing cannot "be" anything, such as for example absence.
t. knower of entry-level metaphysics

anyone has the one with the shirt that has 9 whole kilobytes on it?

>>717907237
Wow, you really know nothing!

>>717890217
It's Geiger Counter by quzilax.

>>717906225
what is this

>>717907150
https://files.catbox.moe/z282n9.png

>>717901794
Christ, I would die if I was married to this woman. I do all of those things every day.

The big outlier here is the "cook dinner + clean kitchen = anything you want" thing. People really don't do this ever day? And you can ask for anything you want? What the hell kind of deal is this shit?

>>717907365
a horror film, obviously

>>717907416
M-more?

>>717907416
kek

>>717907417
No I don't cook and clean the kitchen every day. I often just get a microwave meal

>>717907150
in a parallel universe

>guys i think i'm at the objective
>what are you, fucking retarded?
how it would actually go

>>717906698
I always thought that the rock formation on the left looked like Halo's helmet in the thumbnail.

>>717907237
Nothing doesn't exist and therefore the only way for anyone to talk about something that doesn't exist is to defer to an abstract manmade construct. And since this construct is not nothing but an aproximation of it it can have traits attached to it, such as a definition. It is not possible to talk about nothing and as the closest thing is to talk about 'something resembling nothing' that becomes shorthand for nothing

>>717907490
>>717907505
found on v months ago, i dont think there is more

>>717907416
>>717907150
I read this manga recently where there's 1 man to 5 women, and because of it girls are thirsty for cock and a half-decent looking guy can have 3 girlfriends. Now I want to live there so badly bros.

>>717907626
>the only way for anyone to talk about something that doesn't exist is to defer to an abstract manmade construct.
no lol, there are multiple other ways to talk about things which don't exist. This is basic metaphysics.

>>717907641
I'm just annoyed that all the reverse sexual morality content always ends up being femdom

>>717907641
>half decent looking guy
>not fat
>not ugly
>not balding
he looks better than 99% of /v/

>>717885965
i dun get it

>>717901794
It's basically prostitution here right? She's whoring herself out for services.

>>717907641
Legal polygamy would just mean harems in the hundreds for the top 1% of men while the rest eat shit, even with a 1:5 sex ratio.

>>717901794
I can't imagine systems like this making for a positive experience for either party. Really strange unnatural behavior.

>>717901794
>cook dinner and clean kitchen
KYS
Can't be bothered to find sunglasses gif, you can imagine it.

>>717907696
Give 5.17 examples

>>717907791
Anon, there are many places in the world right now where polygamy is legal, and that doesn't happen at all.

>>717907837
No. Read Aristotle.

>>717907852
Those cultures have kept their women properly leashed. In the first world it would turn out that way.

>>717907902
that exists idiot

>>717907932
>What are Mormons

>>717901563
Of course he maxes out bj, the only time his bitch shuts up

>>717907416
Bit disappointed it wasn’t the four panels and just the one. Let granny get some.

Why do women marry men they hate and then complain about it?

>>717908098
the same reason those men agree to marry those harpies. Loneliness.

>>717907641
I read one that’s one man to every 39 women and it’s divine
It’s one panel at a time, with a few extra if lucky though

>>717908165
Sounds like Hell to me

Imagine the nagging

>>717907430
I'm scared stiff

>>717908165
I read one where there's only five men in the entire world and the MC insists on abstinence

>>717907641
also to make it vidya related, niggas in that world play MMOs like girls here do (get items from simps lmao)

>>717901794
>cook dinner
>pick sex
>only had to do one job

Later virgins, I’ve already cracked the system

good thread as usual, /v/

>>717906137
What is he implying here?

>>717907417
Now that I'm divorced I will either eat frozen food or straight from a can. Life sucks but at least I don't have to spend 2+ hours in the kitchen every day to avoid getting yelled at anymore.

>>717907417
>The big outlier here is the "cook dinner + clean kitchen = anything you want" thing. People really don't do this ever day?
do you know where you are? Most people here haven't showered in weeks

>>717908983
that's him announcing that his son is now pretending to be a girl

>>717908983
He's bald.

>>717899278
autism shoes

>>717910067
context?