Honestly, maybe Nagoshi was on to something when he made fun of gamers who eat like this.

>>717887635 (OP)
Would just for the kirby figurines. Stomach will hate me afterwards.

>>717887635 (OP)
>slop, rest of the world
:(
>slop, Japan
:)

hang every single weeb from a bridge

>>717887635 (OP)
The heat from the slop cooks the egg

>>717887635 (OP)
Kirby fucking won. bitch.

>>717887761
Weeb website
Leave.

>>717887761
To be fair this seems like exceptional slop, it is what appears to be cheesy rice and beef with fried chicken, raw onions and a raw egg. Remove the toy and this could be Jackson, Mississippi and not Tokyo.

I'm not fond of rice nigger cuisine because of many things, uncooked eggs chief among them.

That meat looks like the fatty chunks i usually completly remove and feed to the dogs

>>717887761
>country with niggers
:(
>country without niggers
:O A KIRBY CAFE! E? Sugeeeeeeeeeeee

Way too much fucking protein.

eggs in japan, specifically, are prepared to not have any kind of disease, exactly for the reason they want to eat it raw sometimes. Stop being stupid americans and start understating the world, travel once in a while ffs

>>717888332
Japanese people from what I have learned actually believe they are the only people who eat raw food. It's interesting.

>>717887761
It's unironically true though. Even convenient food store is better than fast food chains in the US and also cheaper. I didn't bother eating anything from gas stations when I was living in the US unless absolutely necessary, fast food too.

You're poor though so you will never understand roflmao poorfag seethe jej

No joke, orders some weird ramen looking rice with some weird as chicken id never taked on Uber Eats cuz I wanted some variety and that shit was fucking fire. I should do more shit like that, but this is like the first time in a while its worked out

>>717888232
Japanese are the niggers of Asia though

>>717888787
You sound brown lmao.

>>717888660
Anything at Buc-ee's destroys any crappy egg salad sandwich from a "konbini"

>>717887635 (OP)
>Kirby is officially a chigyu series
It's over

>>717888980
The mutt mind cannot comprehend that egg salad sandwich isn't the only thing being sold in Japanese convenient stores.

Also you're poor lmao.

>>717889037
>Look at my tuna onigiri, this is totally superior to fresh brisket, beef jerky, and cinnamon rolls the size of dinner plates

>>717888980
>Buc-ee's

Everyone shits on Nagoshi but the peak of the Yakuza/Like a Dragon concept was Judgment which was 100% him unfiltered. Plus he made Monkey Ball and F-Zero GX. He is underrated if anything

>>717889203
I like how you've never actually visited(because you're poor lmao) Japan so your only idea of convenient store food is from Youtube or Tiktok lmao. Also the only good thing about US food is the portion sizes. Pic related too.

Japanese eggs also have a best-before date, which is about 2 weeks if stored in the refrigerator, and it is actually safe to eat them raw. After that date, it is recommended to cook them.

>>717887635 (OP)
that's not cheese gyudon

>crying about homu-rice

4chan has fallen millions must die

>>717887635 (OP)
that's just normal gyudon anon not chigyu
>>717887761
j-slop is just unironically better

>>717889580
They still get salmonella all the time though

>>717887635 (OP)
Looks good but never ate raw egg. I rarely ate cooked / fried eggs either, but sometimes on schnitzel or pizza

>>717888980
This is true. I went to texas recently and it's a really garbage mega corporate slop state, except for Buc-ees. Buc-ees is great.

>>717890937
What the actual fuck is wrong with this country?

>>717888232
>Japan
>without niggers
Do we tell him?

>>717887761
>America see food that isn't a bowl of poison with tomato coloring and artificial CheEse (now melts!)
>OMG SLOPSLOPSLOPSLOPSLOP
Every time

>>717890937
>j.j.jjust because the real data says otherwise doesn't mean TRILLIONS DIES EVERY DAY OK
the cope is real lmao

>>717887761
Spbp

>>717887635 (OP)
>Honestly, maybe Nagoshi was on to something when he made fun of gamers who eat something different than what's in my webm
That's not cheese gyudon, retard

I call him Nigoshit. Didnt tencent shut down his slop studio?

>>717888494
They also invented fruit sandwhiches

>>717889338
I wish chigyu man would come home. The series really hasn’t been the same since he left. Judgment 3 will never happen without him

>>717887761
It does look like disgusting slop, this is not like Kirby at all. Pic related, they are capable of doing KINO food, they didn't even try this time.

>>717895064
that just look like generic Brit food, but good.

>>717895064
>meat is le slop
the vegans really put litres of their seeds (cum) in your head lmao

>>717889203
you are having an eric-sized melty by looking at a healthy bowl of beef and rice. Let that sink in a minute

>>717895064
It's a collab with Yoshinoya, which does beef bowls. Comparing that with an actual Kirby-themed cafe is dumb, anon. It's like complaining that McDonald's doesn't revamp its Happy Meals completely to look like whatever they're giving out toys for.

>>717889209
US's demography is legit worse than Brazil.
Fucking hell

>>717889485
>>717891181
>AI slop summaries
Lol, lmao