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Anonymous No.717889347 [Report] >>717889637 >>717889850 >>717891453 >>717891654 >>717891767 >>717892038 >>717893634
Let's talk about Zelda's looks
How can she have a fat ass at the tender age of 16? If she was 26 and looked like this, I could kind of understand it, but 16???

I understand she couldn't be portrayed with a dress since BotW Zelda is active, but why the skin tight, butt crack revlealing pants and the junk in her trunk? No other female in the game has a fat butt, it's just Zelda. No other female in the game has pants this tight, it's just Zelda.

What did Nintendo mean with this?
Anonymous No.717889637 [Report]
>>717889347 (OP)
KILL YOURSELF SYBB
Anonymous No.717889850 [Report] >>717889993
>>717889347 (OP)
Ganon eatin good sheeeesh!
Anonymous No.717889993 [Report]
>>717889850
She was never kidnapped by Ganon in this game.
Anonymous No.717891453 [Report]
>>717889347 (OP)
If you actually played the game, you would know her favourite food is cake, and that she sits a lot at the library. That explains the fat butt.
Anonymous No.717891654 [Report] >>717892075
>>717889347 (OP)
The only natural difference between a 16 and 26 year old's body is wrinkles and cellulite. Girls are fully grown at 16. Any other changes come from lifestyle change or cosmetic surgery.
Anonymous No.717891726 [Report] >>717891920
It's an average sized butt, she's just wearing tight pants
Anonymous No.717891767 [Report] >>717892325
>>717889347 (OP)
Did you drop out of high school or something?
Anonymous No.717891920 [Report]
>>717891726
That is NOT average sized, you fucking fatso.
Anonymous No.717892038 [Report]
>>717889347 (OP)
Idk she eats a lot since she's a princess?
Anonymous No.717892075 [Report] >>717892516
>>717891654
They're not fully grown at 16, you fucking retard. What do kids learn in school today?
Anonymous No.717892325 [Report]
>>717891767
99% of girls in high school do NOT have dumptrucks like that. Unless they're fat, of course.
Anonymous No.717892516 [Report] >>717893549
>>717892075
>Uhmm actually human females keep growing until they're 30 chudcel!
Not sure if coping femoid or just retarded
Anonymous No.717893549 [Report]
>>717892516
Not until 30, but your body is not finished by 16. And you won't find 16 year old girls with such fat butts as Zelda's, unless you look among fat girls.
Anonymous No.717893634 [Report] >>717893767
>>717889347 (OP)
Are you retarded? 16 is pretty much fully grown, when's the last time you were in school gramps?
Anonymous No.717893767 [Report]
>>717893634
It's not. Besides, her ass is fat. Why is it fat when she's just 16, and the rest of her isn't fat at all?