Thread 717890645

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Anonymous 8/12/2025, 7:59:37 AM No.717890645 [Report] >>717895212

Z as in zoomer

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How much respect for Zamus does the average zoomer have?

Anonymous 8/12/2025, 8:03:01 AM No.717890792 [Report]

zoomers don't know samus unless they play smash ultimate

Anonymous 8/12/2025, 8:29:22 AM No.717891796 [Report] >>717893175 >>717893251

Why the flying fuck does she have a droopy dumptruck?

Anonymous 8/12/2025, 8:36:24 AM No.717892073 [Report]

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Zex with ballz

Anonymous 8/12/2025, 8:37:17 AM No.717892108 [Report]

millennials are on their periods lol

Anonymous 8/12/2025, 9:03:41 AM No.717893175 [Report]

>>717891796
Because retro-futuristic space armor wasn’t designed by orthopedic surgeons, it was designed by horny devs in the late 2000s who thought “what if armor... but sexy?” Now Zamus walks like she’s smuggling space melons in the back, and half of Smash Ultimate’s fanbase mysteriously mains her – coincidence? I think not.

Anonymous 8/12/2025, 9:05:32 AM No.717893251 [Report] >>717893490

>>717891796
Because you zoomers are so deluded you think anything smaller than a size 55 niggerdonkadonk is "droopy"

Anonymous 8/12/2025, 9:09:28 AM No.717893389 [Report]

zybb zread

Anonymous 8/12/2025, 9:11:53 AM No.717893490 [Report]

>>717893251
Droopy has nothing to do with size, you absolute retard.

Anonymous 8/12/2025, 9:58:49 AM No.717895212 [Report]

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>>717890645 (OP)
I want her to step on me in her power suit from dread