Anonymous
8/12/2025, 7:59:37 AM No.717890645
How much respect for Zamus does the average zoomer have?
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Anonymous
8/12/2025, 8:03:01 AM No.717890792
zoomers don't know samus unless they play smash ultimate
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 8:29:22 AM No.717891796
Why the flying fuck does she have a droopy dumptruck?
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Anonymous
8/12/2025, 8:36:24 AM No.717892073
Zex with ballz
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 8:37:17 AM No.717892108
millennials are on their periods lol
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 9:03:41 AM No.717893175
>>717891796
Because retro-futuristic space armor wasn’t designed by orthopedic surgeons, it was designed by horny devs in the late 2000s who thought “what if armor... but sexy?” Now Zamus walks like she’s smuggling space melons in the back, and half of Smash Ultimate’s fanbase mysteriously mains her – coincidence? I think not.
Because retro-futuristic space armor wasn’t designed by orthopedic surgeons, it was designed by horny devs in the late 2000s who thought “what if armor... but sexy?” Now Zamus walks like she’s smuggling space melons in the back, and half of Smash Ultimate’s fanbase mysteriously mains her – coincidence? I think not.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 9:05:32 AM No.717893251
>>717891796
Because you zoomers are so deluded you think anything smaller than a size 55 niggerdonkadonk is "droopy"
Because you zoomers are so deluded you think anything smaller than a size 55 niggerdonkadonk is "droopy"
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Anonymous
8/12/2025, 9:09:28 AM No.717893389
zybb zread
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 9:11:53 AM No.717893490
>>717893251
Droopy has nothing to do with size, you absolute retard.
Droopy has nothing to do with size, you absolute retard.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 9:58:49 AM No.717895212
>>717890645 (OP)
I want her to step on me in her power suit from dread
I want her to step on me in her power suit from dread