Thread 717894218

Creators of Hitman IO Interactive making James Bond game. So it'll be like Hitman but with spy gadgets, driving and supervillains.

And can you imagine it, you actually get to play as a white heterosexual male who is both competent and cool.

>>717894218 (OP)
His boss is a black man. His boss' boss is an Indian woman. Commie shit. Not playing.

>>717894312
It's set in the present day, just be glad they chose to put white people in London at all.

buddy I do not give a fraction of a shit about this idpol crap. just show me some gameplay already.

>>717894218 (OP)
>Bond with absolutely nothing sexual going on, not even flirting
>If there is flirting, its played for laughs as he is immediately shot down every time
>At the absolute worst, some preachy bullshit coming from Bond himself about giving women space or whatever.
No matter how you slice it, this angle is completely poisoned in current year. And without it, its not Bond.

>>717894426
Did Pierce Brosnan ever get any?

>>717894218 (OP)
>forced gay romance
For England, James.

why does james bond look like spider-man

>>717894426
Connery was always a terrible shithead with women and his Bond flirting with women was always just for exploitation for information then getting them killed, never anything else. His courteous flirt with Moneypenny where it's clear neither of them actually would bang each other is probably the positive interaction Connery's Bond has with women.

>>717894526
>Christmas came early

>>717894218 (OP)
it just looked like a generic third person shooter and they made bond look like nathan drake for some reason

>>717897702
Wrong, Sylvia Trench appeared in two movies and in the second one she's there willingly and nothing bad happens.

>>717894218 (OP)
Attaching a veteran dev team to a big stupid licence is a red flag

>>717894426
We really should go back to him raping a lesbian into a straight woman.

i really like the hitman games and they missions will be similar to hitman with some more set pieces so i am looking forward to this.

>>717894218 (OP)
Was the scar really that prominent in the books? I remember it being pretty minor.

>>717897869
Drake at least looked attractive, this one face looks too weird and autistic

>>717894312
I bet you hated Judi Dench playing M.

>>717899324
A "3 in (76 mm) long, thin vertical scar on his right cheek".

>>717899324
They basically painted a giant line on him for surface level good boy nerd points.
>See, we're REAL Bond fans for including this detail that would make him a terrible spy!
It looks retarded and the movies were right to drop it.

>>717894218 (OP)
bond just doesn't work outside of the cold war setting. arguably even just outside of the early cold war

>>717899470
>ALERT! WE HAVE A SPY IN OUR FACILITY! CODE BROWN! HE HAS A BIG ASS SCAR ON HIS CHEEK! SHOOT ON SIGHT!
You don't even have to describe his appearance, it's like wearing a clown wig

>>717899439
It's pretty accurate then, that's neat.

>>717899324
iirc he mentions it being prominent when bond is tanned in either live & let die or dr. no, but most of the time even though it gets mentioned when he's described physically there's not really any implication that it's glaring or dominates the face

>>717899470
He drops his name to pretty much anyone who asks i the movies, he doesn't give a fuck.

>>717899470
it's especially retarded to include as a little jingling key for wiki warriors when literally everything else about the character and the tone is as far from fleming's bond as you could possibly get (which was already pretty far from screen bond)

>>717899648
it's a little more reasonable when the books are set, a suspicious agent in 1953 can't just quickly search a database of known spies or something. plus him being prominent does end up making him a target, that's the whole plot of from russia with love

>a mission in Japan
>has to become Japanese
KONICHIWA

>>717899419
she can do no wrong

>>717894218 (OP)
He looks like he fucks brocolli.

>>717899470
>would make him a terrible spy
>would make
>would

James Bons IS and always has been the worst spy in existance. Driving a T-72 through buildings in Moscow while the police were after him wasn't that subtle, now was it?

>>717894218 (OP)
>007, your mission is to save the prime minister, Rajesh Patel, by getting vaxxed, eating the bugs, and staying in your £7,000,000 pod home waiting for your wife to come back from her daily raping

>>717903886
It is kind of funny that he just goes somewhere, introduces himself as Bond James Bond, and then the bad guy of the movie instantly finds out who he is and tries to kill/fuck him.

If this game isn’t set in the 60s with whacky gadgets or jet packs and doesn’t support VR then it is cooked

>>717894218 (OP)
I can't bring myself to be any kinds of excited about this game considering that it will likely just be a Hitman reskin AND considering the fact that IOI is working on a semi-MMO-like fantasy game instead, which sounds infinitely more interesting.

>>717904137
>doesn’t support VR
People still champion that shit?

>>717894218 (OP)
I don't like that he looks like a normal dude instead of suave gentleman.

>>717894218 (OP)
Looks gay.

>>717904495
Probably wouldn't make sense for him to be suave considering this is him as a fresh young spy.
I'd be surprised if we don't see him mature into the Bond we know as the game goes on.