>>717894350 (OP)
Ngl, I do wonder how the game experience would've been if it was a VR title
>Death Stranding 2 VR: The Hiking Experience!

>>717894350 (OP)
Now post the "literally every other AAA game that isn't Death Stranding" experience
>poc women screaming
>press X to kneel
>tranny flags everywhere

>>717894350 (OP)
Kojima hasn't made a good game in damn near 20 years.

>>717894461
>other games being shit magically makes this one not shit!
Retard

>>717894583
That's actually precisely how it works

>>717894461
>Start discussion about X
>immediately start talking about black cock and trans people
hmm

Glad to see kojima mindbreaking OP so much that he decided to spam this thread for weeks

>>717894593
Retard

Based Kojimbo buckbreaking another journalist.

>>717894656
>NO! I have an obsession with shitting on death stranding so you CANT LIKE IT!!!
>NOOOOOO

lmao seethe harder faggot

>>717894623
>start discussion about triple-A games
>immediately start talking about black cock and trans people
Have you LOOKED at modern triple-A games? That's perfectly on topic for that trash

>>717894461
spbp

>>717894739
Yes anon we get it you watch blacked all day. Please make your own thread on /gif/ about it

>>717894691
Retard

>>717894350 (OP)
No wonder gacha is topping every other game right now.

>>717894761
Ok name a triple-A game that came out in the past 5 years that's better than Death Stranding 1 or 2

>>717894775
death stranding 1 and 2 are fucking pretentious trash. you could not pay me to play either of them. I just don't think about black people fucking white women all day anon.

>>717894775
Death Stranding is legit one of the worst games I've ever played I don't know how people even attempt to shill it. I'm not going to fucking spend a cent on 2.

>>717894775
Genshin Impact

>>717894819
Very interesting how you named zero games.
>>717894826
Very interesting how you named zero games.
>>717894835
>gacha shit
Very interesting how you named zero games.

Shit gaym flopped lol

>fagnons actually defending shit standing

>>717894350 (OP)
"People" like this are like women; they simply will never understand becoming absorbed in something (other than themselves) or entering a zen-like state for pleasure.

That said I don't like Death Stranding

>>717894350 (OP)
why did hackjima make the same game twice
one thing you could say about him is that at least every game he made tried something different, for better or for worse
and now you don't even have that, imagine if all the MGS games were lazy rehashes like that

>>717894936
>zen-like state
they call that falling asleep anon

>>717894350 (OP)
kino stranding 2 was one of the best games i played this year

it and E33 are the pinnacle of gaming
sad that people with a low IQ will not be able to grasp the fine arts such as these...forever bound to only play the sloppiest of slop handed to them by their e-celeb gods

>>717894350 (OP)
He's carrying nothing with him ofc theres nothing to do.

>>717894350 (OP)

pc port when?

>>717894847
kek

i dont know. i feel like he is making some kind of statement on how open world collectatons should fucking die already. Like he is trying to reprogram your brain to enjoy boring. The more you play the more you hate it because it takes forever. The game would be better if you remove all the unimportant side porter missions and just leave a player to find stuff

>>717896245
>the game would be better if you remove everything that makes it good

brainless take

>>717894408
i would fall asleep even faster

>>717894350 (OP)
>I MUST BE CONSTANTLY STIMULATED I CANNOT HAVE TWO SECONDS OF QUIET WHERE'S THE SUBWAY SURFER AAAAAAAAAAA

>>717896285
what makes it good are cool mechanics. Missions structure is boring and collecting garbage is on wticher 3 level. It's just a waste of time

>>717896347
>>I MUST BE CONSTANTLY STIMULATED I CANNOT HAVE TWO SECONDS OF QUIET WHERE'S THE SUBWAY SURFER AAAAAAAAAAA
this is strawman argument. It's not two seconds of quiet it's like 50 hours

>>717896397
It could be five years and I'd still have a valid point. Being unable to take in quiet moments because you crave dopamine 24/7 is why companies got the general populace by the balls nowadays

>>717896354
you didnt get it then
go play cod if you want bright colors and things happening all the time
this is a game for people who can appreciate the quiet and piece
a game for thinkers and adventurers
little babies shouldnt even be allowed to talk about it without having their butts slapped by their mom

>>717894350 (OP)
Of course someone with tattoos has the attention span of a goldfish. Getting tattoos is like branding yourself as a goyslop consoomer.

>>717896451
>Being unable to take in quiet moments because you crave dopamine 24/7
You don't have a valid point because you are making a strawman argument. Nobody said you have to be stimulated 24/7 retard. Learn to read

>>717896493
imagine being this insecure. It's ok Saar.

>>717896686
i cant imagine being as retarded as you are and i genuinly feel sorry for the fact that you cannot enjoy a game like this

good thing that roblox exists for kids like you

>>717894350 (OP)
It really says something to me about this game that 3 of my friends who absolutely fucking love DS1 and 2 all have an actual autism diagnosis.

>>717896754
people with autism are usually smarter and more soulfull

>>717896734
>good thing that roblox exists for kids like you
now you re projecting saar. Grow the fuck up retard. Learn to argue in good faith. Again, making strawman arguments.

>>717896639
>OP shows a zoomer bored out of his mind while playing a videogame so he doomscrolls
>"y-you're just st-strawmanning!!"
This is why Youtube and Facebook are winning

>>717896857
imagine being such low iq that you cannot enjoy a chill game that lets you introspect into your soul

nah i need muh roblox colorful shooty shooty high score gameplay

stfu and widen your horizon
you probably think reading is a chore aswell

whats a game that is like this, where i can passivly play while watching youtube?
no stardew valley

>>717896824
Lets go down the list real quick.
One only plays Animal Crossing and games that are "cozy". The next one literally only plays nintendo games and replays OoT like twice a month minimum other than that he won't shut the fuck up about Xenoblade also he's been working at Walmart for nearly 20 years. Then the last one just shouts that everything is shit but then spends all day refusing to get a job while playing Toram online of all goddamn things. So gotta say doesn't sound like you fucks are all that bright. Fuck typing this out makes me realize I need better friends.

>>717896972
again I can't imagine being this insecure hahahah it's ok retard not everyone needs to like what you do and people that do not often have valid reasons. You are not special cause your mom could afford only ps5. Grow up. Keep throwing ad hominem while projecting your insecurities. You don't even believe in what you are saying its pathetic

>>717897013
Powercleaning sim

>>717894350 (OP)
>game has walking
>this makes people have a schizophrenic meltdown

>>717897106
self projecting hard rn

also imagine being such a little wittle wetard baby that a game about delivering mail is too complicated for you
mommy shoulda have bought you robux instead lil tim tim

>>717897225
the salt and seeth are priceless hahahah keep going saar very good entertainment

>>717897225
>delivering mail is too complicated for you
>he things going from point a to point b is some sophisticated science
ngmim

>>717897301
imagine being so stupid that just walking from point a to point b while chill music plays is simply too much
nah you need big gun and shooty shooty at pooty pooty enemy
oh no is that a text?? I GOTTA READ??? AAAAAAAA

ngl if i was retarded like that i wouldnt proudly talk about it in public
id be a ashamed all in private but i guess thats just part of being a retard is not being able to put yourself in the minds of others and being shameless

>>717897394
keep going saar. You are tottaly correct

>>717897391
its the full package of the game not just "going from point A to B"
its the game world
the soundtrack
the characters
the story
the cinematography
the gameplay

all combined to make what is undoubtedly something that only a human mind can create
AI slop and third worldies with the brains of chimpanzees could never

funnily enough this is part of the games theme when the AI wants to control all of humanity in order to protect it
Die Hardman comes out of the shadows and does something only a human SOUL can create which is dance and sing
its a game that celebrates humanity and compassion as a whole
if you are a soulless automatron you are simply not able to even GRASP what this game is trying to tell you
i really meant it when i said that i feel sorry for such individuals who cannot and never will be able to enjoy such a raw and pure game like this
theres many people like that who only play sloppa like FIFA and COD or battlefield
soulless shit games
the only saving grace is that if you are stupid that also means you are too stupid to understand that you are stupid

i feel like with this post i have already said everything i wanted to
if you dont get this game be contend with it and just understand that you cannot understand
me (someone who does understand) can only pity you but i also cannot make you understand either

have a good day anon

>>717897478
>you are correct

i dont need to be told this but thank you for acknowledging it

>>717897620
>the cinematography
>zooming on faces and fetishizing Norman Reedus is peak cinematography

>>717897682
Yes you do. You were having a brain meltdown. Take meds lole

>>717894350 (OP)
adhd marvel movie fan.

>>717897827
like how you get a brain meltdown when someone puts a book infront of you

>>717894775
dead island 2
balatro
kcd2

>>717898863
>dead island 2
literally nu-saints row tier trash
>balatro
not triple-A, are you retarded?
>KCD2
I'll give you that one

>>717894461
>>717894593
A shit game will always be shit.

>>717898898
>I'll give you that one
KDC2 is a huge step down from 1 though