We had a Partner Showcase, and then an Indie World.... now the Triple Deluxe has to conclude w/ a mainline Nintendo Direct!
Nintenchads, mount up...
i used to get excited for directs, but now that all third party games have moved to downloadable game keys i don't really care anymore
i might end up buying pokemon at some point but that's about it
It'll be in September, like it always is.
>>717896087there hasnt been a september direct in YEARS, if there's one this year it will be for Mario.
>>717896087yeah, just like how we got a june direct like always, OH WAIT
Will we see gameplay of any of these?
>kirby air riders
>splatoon raiders
>duskbloods
>rhythm heaven groove
>tomodachi life
>>717895798 (OP)how the fuck do you know that?
We're going back to droughts I'm afraid.
There's no Wii U to cannibalise this time.
>>717896584it came to me in a dream
>>717895798 (OP)You are absolutely dreaming.
>>717895798 (OP)I believe.......
what if it's just a single Silk Song 10 minute stream with a treehouse hours after?
>>717896649The glut of ports from the WiiU (i.e. the last gen platform that bombed) on Switch 1 helped cover up just how long it's started to take them to develop new games. They don't have that luxury anymore. They just have spinoffs and a handful of Switch 1 holdover titles right now. I still think they're going to be in for a very rude awakening after the holiday season.
>>717897198Oh shut the fuck up already
>>717897260It's delusional to expect nintendo to present new games when there are still at least 2 that are schedule for the next 4 months that still don't have any date.
>>717897321Agreed, except for all those times they did.
>>717897359So it's already schizo hour? With fanfic history and shit? Why are you like that?
>>717897321no it isn't, from a marketing perspective they want to get release dates out so people can preorder and they (marketing team) can schedule promotional material leading towards launch, they also want you to be looking forward to stuff past what is available [soon] to keep you waiting for news. announce a few games coming out in quarter 1 of next year and then announce something BIG that will generate word of mouth for a year to come, it's not rocket science.
why do so many people think the splatoon spinoff is coming this year when it didn't even have a year attached to the trailer iirc? It could be 2 years off for what we know,
>>717897634yeah I told you about fanfic shit, you can stop now and go take a cold shower.
>>717897590>Nintendo never revealed games when Breath of the Wild, New Horizons, Tears of the Kingdom, Prime 4, or Mario Kart World were months out from releaseHoly fuck so the Switch wasn't just your first Nintendo system, you got into it SUPER late lmao
>>717897825>anon who made instant bitchy smug replies to insist that Nintendo announcing first-party games is absurd, is now suddenly quietHow interesting.
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>>717895798 (OP)hope we get more switch 2 upgrades w/ expansions announced, I would love Pikmin 4 expansion myself.
Might not be far off.
https://x.com/supermario40th
Possible 40th twitter has been found, previous direct for 35th anniversary was early September so we're around the right time period. Nintendo also may have wanted to get Indies and Partners out of the way so they can focus on Mario and squeeze out some smaller announcements.
>>717896649>>717897260There has to be something worth porting...maybe go back to the wii like with DKCR?
>>717899179>There has to be something worth porting...maybe go back to the wiiDISASTER DAY OF CRISIS REMASTER
>>717895798 (OP)What would be the point in making a Partner Showcase two weeks ago then?
September is the earliest for.a Direct
>porn stays up
FUCK! The lack of hype around this made me chuckle so abruptly, I bleed from my nose.
>>717899179NO MORE GODDAMN PORTS
>>717899273If they had a full schedule of first party games to show.
It's not impossible, if they have 10 minutes each on Metroid and Pokemon.
>>717896649>We're going back to droughts I'm afraid.More new games than Switch in the same time frame
>>717899179Definitely go back to the Wii but don't give it to Forever entertainment since they butched DKCR, and don't give it to Arc Sys since they butchered Another Code, and don't give it to Wayforward since they butchered Advance Wars.
>>717899457Switch 2 looking bad, I hope they have something up their sleeves.
>>717899457>has to use a 3DS port, two Switch 1 games, and a fucking Switch 1 DLC to pad out the S2's lineupYou fucking retard.
>>717899457>new games>3DS remaster Bravely Default
I'm content to wait until the big N shows Monolithsoft's next game before I buy my S2.
September Direct is most likely the next one, they are so strangely regular with only drought years not getting them.
>>717899734it's weird cause you weren't even born when the game first came out, but you feel like it's not new to you if resetera fossils told you they emulated it 12 years ago
>Metroid Prime 4 only has three months at most left for a 2025 release (they're not going to do a December release for a big release like it)
It's either delayed again or it's about to get shafted hard.
>>717899753Considering the generational leap that's going to be a long wait, it was a 5 year wait from announce to launch for FFVII Remake and Monolith Soft don't have that kind of staff. god we may not even get a trailer for the next Monolith Soft game for another 3 years at this rate.
>>717899273get 3rd party sloppa out of the way, same w/ indie world, then a direct can focus on 1st part and premium 3rd party content (new games, not ports, titles that would get everyone in the world talking, etc)
>>717899903I wasn't interested in it back then, and I'm not interested in it now either.
If you're making a point about new games, you shouldn't include old games in your list.
>>717899909Pokemon is October, Metroid Prime 4 has to be November, the game itself has probably been in a shippable state since early this year.
>>717896649>>717897260DYK you can play every single NS1 game on the new Switch?? Also, that's not what "glut" means friendrow
Just shadow drop Elden Ring god damn it's already done and ready to download just give me the fucking link NINTENDO!
>>717899753yeah, I hope we get something soon... XBC2 in december saved the switch
>>717899942you are delusional, what the fuck does a square/enix game have to do with anything?
>>717900004It has truly been slop but it seems like Nintendo really think third parties care about their hardware, so I don't think Nintendo sees it that way.
>premium 3rd party>nintendo hardwareI don't even think there will be a Switch 2 timed exclusive Monster Hunter this gen, that was the closest thing Nintendo had to a premium 3rd party title all last gen and they won't even get that again.
>>717899179They should release WW/TP this year, make those things evergreen and give people more Zelda to play. There's a ton of new Zelda fans that never played these games. These 2 things in a general direct will attract a lot of attention too
>>717899457>no welcome tour>no super mario party jamboree + jamboree TV>no drag x drive>no kirby and the forgotten land + star crossed world>no breath of the wild switch 2 edition>no tears of the kingdom switch 2 editionSwitch 2 has games
>>717899942Wrong. Monolith has grown a lot over the last 8 years. They have 3 internal teams, Xenoblade team, Zelda team, and a new IP action RPG team that's been working on a new game since before even Xenoblade 1 DE was announced. We will likely hear about their new game soon
>>717900106>Metroid has probably been in a shippable state since early this yearkek I wouldn't bet on it. Any other first party title I'd agree but this game seems to have been through some major changes.
>>717900160Chasing graphics will lead to significantly longer dev times, no more 3.5 year dev times, try 6-7.
>>717899273I don't think we are getting a direct this week but it was weird how both FF7R and Elden ring were completely absent from the third party showcase, guess they are ports Nintendo themselves see as "worthy" enough to be showcased in a main direct for further details.
>>717900253who is chasing graphics? also monolith released 3 games w/ 2 meaty expansions while also helping with other internal development (zelda, animal crossing, etc.) why would it suddenly now take them longer?
>>717900236Have there even been any changes since the first gameplay and the latest trailer? I think Nintendo are sitting on things, talking about sitting on things isn't it time for another 2d Metroid? either Mercury Steam didn't care to follow up Dread straight away so they could work on their own failure or that shit should have been ready long time ago, no need to build a new engine, or even a vast array of the assets.
>>717900395Chasing graphics, everyone else is doing it why wouldn't Monolith Soft?
>>717899942>their Mario Kart wad just got wasted on a game that's already losing engagement thanks to their obsessive need to forcefully justify its tacked-on open world gimmick to players online>TotK took 6 years to rehash BotW, so we're probably not seeing a new Zelda soon either unless it's another toyslop game, so that's Monolith double-booked while they're also learning the new hardware>Bananza just came out and took the 3D Mario team 8 years (and that's with it initially being a Switch 1 game), so 3D Mario of all things is probably benchwarming for most of the generation too>Splatoon Raiders is going to be the Splatoon team's tide-over release for at least a couple yearsI can now see why they didn't want to release the Switch 2 yet. Their development pipelines are coinciding at the worst possible fucking time.
>>717900206>another dumbshit resorting almost entirely to Switch 1 games/DLC to gas up the Switch 2
>>717900265Probably wanted to show announcements, neither of those games are worthy of direct time, both are lazy as fuck ports
>>717899753Xenosnoys are so pathetic.
>>717900483You make it sound so much worse, will that new office even help? I don't think so, you're making me feel bad, no new Mario for the whole gen, Zelda probably sitting out the gen as well, Metroid Prime 4 won't see a follow up til late next gen, can things get any worse?
>>717900398>just make a sequel without some dumb bullshit gimmickUh, not on Nintendo's watch anon.
>>717900446Because the anime style they've been using since XC2 scales really well.
>>717900510>I have no arguments
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>>717900483...shit. That's actually really dismal when you line it all up like that. I really think they're delusional enough to bank on Tomodachi Life being their breakout hit for 2026. after all they also botted the absolute christ out of the views for the trailer upload, with the Japanese one instantly becoming the most-viewed video ever on Nintendo's Japanese channel.
>>717896649>delay Switch 2 due to games not being ready>finally release it>no gamesDid they really delay the thing just for Mario Kart with its empty-ass open world?
>>717899179Remaster Disaster:Day of Crisis, and Kid Icarus Uprising.
>>717900958I think the first half of next year will be Animal Crossing and not much else.
>>717900994you sure love your fictional reality today, literal clown.
>>717901006Nope. Tomodachi Life. They want it to be the next Animal Crossing.
>>717900398you call any interactivity that isn't a cinematic player a "gimmic".
>>717901002500k sales total
>>717900958>check to go look at nintendo jp>2.1m views for tomodachi life>pikmin stuff from 4 years ago at the top?
>>717901075Oh no, not the sales...
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>>717900510I bought almost every first party title on Switch and the Xenoblade series is some of the best stuff Nintendo's putting out at the moment. The only people who seem to really dislike Xenoblade are people who dislike anime artstyle games (fine) or Pokemon fans who are buttmad that people keep drawing comparisons between Nintendo's two RPG series and exposing Game Freak for how dogshit they really are at game development.
>>717901094Wait, I got my wires crossed. The trailer was the most liked TWITTER post on Nintendo Japan's account.
a mini direct it is! *thunder*
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>>717901307I kinda want this honestly, simply to see just how far Switchfags' shit-tolerance can be stretched.
>>717901030Please point out the fiction in my post, anon.
>>717901307It's getting really apparent you don't really comunicate, you just generate posts with chatgpt and put them at random everywhere you can
>>717901429literally every sentence. you made up some weird shit because you can never point out facts, that requires source. fanfiction hate is so much easier.
>>717900994Why else do you think they tried to justify keeping Switch 1 games at premium prices? well besides pure greed of course To try tricking people into thinking the Switch 2 library isn't as bad as it's turning out to be by posing Switch 1 games as new offerings with smatterings of minor new content and performance buffs. But I doubt it's going to work as a long-term facade, because people actually fucking bought the Switch and know its games unlike the WiiU's library.
>>717901209Worse, it's smash cucks mad Pyra/Mythra got in instead of Genoke
>>717901682https://www.videogameschronicle.com/news/switch-2-is-targeting-march-2025-and-was-delayed-to-avoid-shortages-new-report-claims/?utm_source=chatgpt.com
>“priority was given to ensure the initial inventory of the successor console and a lineup of software titles at the time of its launch”>and a lineup of software titles at the time of its launchThere, dumbass fanboy nigger. "Fanfiction hate" lmao, go back to whatever reddit hugbox you crawled out of.
>>717902082Let's not forget that Switch 2s were being manufactured for over a year before its release and just being sat on.
>>717899726>two Switch 1 gamesThose are brand new games releasing at the same time on Switch 2. Unlike years old ports like Pokken DX and FE Warriors.
>a fucking Switch 1 DLCThere's no Switch 1 DLC in that image.
Like I said, more news games than on Switch in the same time frame.
>>717902239>they're not Switch 1 games, they're just Switch 1 games that are-You lose.
>>717902082>new report claimsgreat "source"
>>717902082>source=chatgpt.comlol
Yes, some journo's fanfiction isn't reality
>>7179021548 months.
They wanted to meet the demand. Nothing suggests it was delayed. If it was, the manufacturing would've been delayed too
why do we *need* a direct again?
Can't they just drop the release date for Metroid/Splatoon Raiders/Hyrule Warriors on either Twitter or the Nintendo Today app?
>>717898706It'd be nice to patch every game. Pikmin 3 is basically a big smear in handheld so a 1080p handheld upgrade would be lovely.
>>717902417Consumers love announcements of announcements.
I think OP should be publicly banned if there isn't a direct announced within the next 3 hours (would be 6 since his post)
>>717902417why do people think splatoon raiders is anywhere close to release? they didn't even put a release year on the trailer.
they need to announce what their holiday game is going to be. nothing they have announced so far is big enough for that
>>717902502pikmin 3 deluxe got an update I believe
>>717902417That's what they're doing now, people are still following the direct patterns from the early Switch days.
Nintendo is just dropping important information on their X/Nintendo App and only doing occasional directs when they need to layout information for upcoming months. But we already know what's coming from now until December 31st.
If anything we may get a Metroid Prime 4 direct but that's it
>>717902604>But we already know what's coming from now until December 31st.we don't. thougheverbeit
>>717902680Tell me exactly what we are missing?
>>717899726No different than switch having Wii U ports like BotW and MK8D retarded nigger
>>717899457>all nigger diarrhea slop.when will it get better.
Will it finally give us a reason to own a Switch 2?
>>717902705we don't even know if the zelda muso is this year or the next because they refused to post a release date in the last trailer they've shown last week
>>717902417Mario 40th ann. and to know the release date of 2025 games. I don't think there will be a direct this month tho
>>717896527>kirby>rhythm heavenlol lmao
Gonna be funny watching tendies get btfo again
Good news: with Mario Kart World tripping over itself, Kirby's Air Riders might not be too cannibalized after all!
>>717902594That was just to fix the base compatibility issue that was so bad the current O.S refuses to let you boot Pikmin 3 without an update now. Not a performance upgrade.
I think it's pretty disgusting how theyve treated Switch 2 buyers. You've got 5.6 million peolle who paid 400 quid for your console, the least you can do is give them a general Direct to show them what's coming next year too. Fucking muppets.
>>717903046kirby air ride was literal shovelware back in the day, I have zero hopes for the sequel.
I'm basically assuming that Age of Imprisonment, Kirby Air Riders and Metroid Prime 4 will be delayed until next year at this point.
>>717895889>Game key cardsGenuinely will not buy a game on this system that is delivered in this way. Hell, seeing this for multiplats actively dissuades me from buying said game on any platform, I find it that egregious
>>717902331Yes, those are new games, lil bro
>>717903093At least 2 of those are absolutely not making it to 2025, agreed.
You know, if you're trying to sell your new $550+ system in the middle of one of the worst economic situations since the Depression, maybe quit saying the games are also available on the eight year old system everyone already has. Just saying.
>genetic defects still pretending the switch 2 isn't the fastest selling console in history
yep, this is /v/ alright
>>717899179How about fuck ports and make new shit
>>717903339>Nintendo fans bragged for a decade about about how specs and frames don't matter>they're now trying to push the Switch 2 almost entirely on the basis of framerate bumps for existing Switch 1 games, and future games that are still also coming to S1
>>717903339>if you're trying to sell your new $550+ system in the middle of one of the worst economic situations since the Depression,Sony made out fine with the PS3
I don't see how Nintendo won't
>>717899457Pokemon ZA and MP4 are also going to be on the Switch. Try again.
>>717903496I remember snoys writing shit exactly like this about the PS5 in 2020 and 2021. How'd that turn out?
>>717903618>y-you'll see nintendo will be like sony and I-I'll get my revenge evil tendies!!!lmao
two more weeks sister
>>717903842You're absolutely piss-scared of the possibility of the same thing happening with the Switch 2, and it's hilarious.
So, we have all these games for this year without release date
>Hyrule Warriors
>Kirby Air riders
>MP4
>FFVII remake
>Elden Ring
>Professor Layton
All of them could have been in a regular direct, what happened?
>>717903932whatever helps you make it through the night, hang in there sis! (not literally, don't ack yourself)
>>717895889Companies will inevitably be forced to stop using game keys because literally nobody wants them, they're almost definitely losing more money in lost sales than they're saving by not just putting the game on a cartridge
>>717903592PS3 survived on being an overpriced blu-ray player/Netflix box.
>>717903592>>717904296>Price cuts never happenedWhat do you keks gain from defending overpriced shit? Nobody is going to tell you your purchase was smart.
>>717895798 (OP)why would there be a direct now?
>>717903093>>717903265HW was announced right away for ’’this winter’’ which is december-march. It wont be a delay if it releases in march 2026. I’m more worried for granted
>>717904569What do you gain from pretending Switch 2 is $100 more expensive than in reality?
Looks like there's no direct announcement happening today. Shame!
it's nyover.... tomorrow is the day actually. trust me.
>>717903592>Sony made out fine with the PS3Sony did not make out fine with the PS3. It almost killed the entire fucking company even with it inching out the Xbox 360 near the end.
>>717895798 (OP)There the Gamescom next week, there wont be any direct till late september
>>717903224Does the average consumer and gamer care? This feels like one of those things overblown online
>>717903224>>717912002Gamekey cards are not selling that well, Sega up and announced that Sonic Crossworlds racing will be fully on the cart.
>>717902417We don't. Nintendo probably hates doing Directs now because everyone else is doing them too, and also they have realized they can just drop trailers on Twitter with no announcement beforehand. This upsets tendies and /v/tards because they can't relive their childhoods watching E3 through these Directs and spending 45 minutes consuming goyslop while Nintendo advertises to them anymore.
>>717912154How do we know this for sure? I went to my best buy and most games were cleared out. Only exception was sonic x shadow and bravely default
>>717899179only port i want is TPHD simply because i think it would be funny for the game to get 4 ports across 4 generations
>>717903090Honestly true, you'd be hard pressed to find anyone who even knows there's modes outside of City Trial because the actual racing part of Air Ride was total dog.
>>717914272That wasn't a hyperbole, it really was sold in bargain bins back in the day alongside actual shovelare titles. It was not a commercial success, and like you said it's only noteworthy for city trial.
>>717914272>>717914468You guys are severely downplaying what will be the true GOTY nom from Switch 2 this year. I do not understand why people are sleeping on this game so much.
Sakurai was thrown on to Air Ride as director in the last few months of it's development, this one has been in dev under him since April 2022. No doubt that his first nonSmash console game since 2003 will be jam packed with content just like the Smash games and Uprising were. Have faith in Sakurai bros.
Keep in mind that he puts it in his contract that he gets paid based on how well his games sell. Air Riders will be to Air Ride what Melee was to Smash 64.
>>717915402I'm indifferent on air ride 2 but if the game isn't 90% City Trial I think people are going to trash it because that's all Air Ride was known for.
That being said, Sakurai has spent like 3 fucking Smash Games trying to put City Trial in Smash so now he can stop with that and just make fucking City Trial, so I guess you could say I'm optimistic about Air Ride 2 being City Trial 2.
>>717899457>bravely default>newI bet it will even carry over the western censorship to the japanese version this time
>>717900483nintendo got obliterated by covid and work from home obliterating their pipeline for 3 years op
>>717915862It’s already out. The funny thing is the JP release is uncensored and has an English option. But the western release is censored.
It makes no sense at all that they had two separate SKUs. It’s basically only digital (keycard for physical). I really don’t get it.
>>717916447Well that's progress at least after all those games that had their western censorship extended to japan in re-release, but man who do they think their audience even is
>>717903531You usually this dumb?
Where is the anon who said he will sell his switch 2 if there isn’t a direct announcement today?
>>717915402>Air Riders will be to Air Ride what Melee was to Smash 64.This implies Air Ride was a good game to begin with.
It was not.
>>717916892So where was the lie?
>/v/ now hates Air Ride
What happened?
>>717918487Nintendo announced a new one.
>>717895798 (OP)I don't care about switch 2. When are they gonna announce more switch 1 games
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>>717916350>still rolling out MUH PANDA Mac as an excuse in 20 fucking 25r/ZeroCovidCommunity is that way anon
>>717918663are you retarded? totk was developed during the 2019-2023 time period
>>717918487Air Ride itself is a shit game, only City Trial was any good. The main game was always awful. If Air Riders is mostly City Trial 2 it might have a chance.
>>717907539Talking about the initial price of the PS3 doesn't help you at all, you dumbfuck.
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BRING ME PXZ 3!
I NEED MY CROSSOVER SLOP!
>>717919107Yeah, and the PS3 didn't sell until the price cut to $299 following the Kevin Butler marketing campaign.
>>717918487nintendo derangement syndrome
you can expect every single switch 2 exclusive to be shitposted to death, wonder what the narrative with raiders will be, probably crying about it being open world despite the fact it won't be open world
So when is the direct actually?
>>717895798 (OP)There has literally never been a real direct in August. You'll get it in September or not at all.
>>717899457Bravely Default isn't a new game, you can remove that.
>>717895798 (OP)I don’t even need a Direct. I just want Nintendo to do the bare minimum, putting Mario Sunshine on NSO.
>>717919709You can already play that AND Mario Galaxy 2 on your phone.
>B-bu-buhJust Google it.
>>717902417if they drop a release date for Prime 4 on their gay little app I am going to behead Furukawa, I cannot take another two decades of faggots concern trolling me about sales numbers
They should announce Smash so every direct can become kino again.
>>717915702He flat out said most people think of Air Ride as City Trial in a post somewhere.
>>717918423Air Ride had amazing music from the menus to the race tracks and City Trial was genuinely great, but yeah, all of the actual racing modes were lacking. City Trial will likely be the focus and the game will fix most, if not all of the shortcomings from the original. And then there's likely a bunch of new aspects we know nothing about yet. This is going to have 20+ years more of directing experience than Air Ride 1, which Sakurai jumped on last minute ~11 years into directing games. I'm telling you people, this is the Switch 2 game to give a shit about, Nintendo just needs to stop fucking edging their fans and give them some actual news.
>>717899457I don't even dislike the Switch 2, but honestly, its showing thus far is kinda weak. Mario Kart World has good bones but Nintendo themselves seem to hate the idea of people being able to actually have fun with it. And Donkey Kong Bananza was a fun experience overall but something about it felt like a bit of a step down from Odyssey and I still can't really place what it is. The fact that the new Pokemon and Metroid games are also releasing on Switch doesn't really help the Switch 2's case either. They really do need to do another direct. Or just randomly fucking drop a new game announcement like they do sometimes. I dunno when that Splatoon game is coming out, but Nintendo has been mostly good about announcing shit and then releasing it not too long after, so it could release this year.
>>717904072honestly i think it would've been much better percieved if you downloaded them on to the cartridge but then at that point why bother with it
>>717899753I'm a bit cautious about whatever Monolith is doing next. Future Redeemed was fucking top tier, but 3 and the new shit for X was kinda lame.
>>717920116It could be a masterpiece (I don't think it will, I predict it'll be mediocre at best), but it still won't be a big hit.
>>717919323when people can pirate/emulate the games then all of a sudden the games that they were calling shit and doomposting over will suddenly be good games so i really dont care about whatever criticism it gets
>>717920013Furukawa has wanted to phase out Directs since 2020, and I'm pretty sure the gay little phone app his his big push to finally try doing so.
>>717918481The lie is that Switch needs graphics for good games.
Switch 2 having better graphics and performance doesn't change that.
>>717900958I think you underestimate just how much people liked Tomodachi Life.
>>717895798 (OP)WHERES THE DIRECT OP?
So, the Wheel Chair Basketball game is the big title for August, huh?
I rather just play UFO 50 or something.
>>717920393He can go ahead with that then. When the general audience and hype the direct generates starts to fade and/or disperse because of drip-fed information, we'll see how he feels.
>>717920321I don't think it'll do Ultimate or BOTW numbers, but I think it'll become the best selling Kirby game ever as long as reviews are great, which I expect them to be (I expect low 9s, the presentation + game essence will bring it that high). The two best selling Kirby games are Forgotten Land and Dreamland at like 5 mil each. Kirby is more popular than ever and Switch 2 buyers are starved for games, meaning they'll eat up any accessible first party game Nintendo puts out to justify their $500 console with one game atm. It's also seemingly the first true Switch 2 game, as MKW and DKB both had years of development on Switch 1 before being moved to Switch 2. This game will be dripping with game essence, and Sakurai will be making it as widely beloved as possible because he gets paid based on sales.
>>717920393why the fanfics? Your whole melty is about fanfic like this
>>717921070https://www.nintendolife.com/news/2020/06/nintendo_says_directs_are_incredibly_effective_but_they_might_not_be_around_forever
Eat my absolute ass, dumbshit
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>>717921037>Switch 2 buyers are starved for games, meaning they'll eat up any accessible first party game Nintendo puts out to justify their $500 console with one game atmDoubt it. Yes people want something to buy but that doesn’t mean they’ll resort to something like air riders. We got drag x drive coming out in a few days and under your logic people should be wanting to buy that in droves given it’s a proper switch 2 game that utilizes its gimmicks, but if anything people are made they’re even trying to sell it. Not saying it’s gonna bomb, but people won’t lower their standards just for that peace of mind
>>717921037the fanfic level is off the charts bro.
Guys, what happens when Air Raiders is more fun than Mario Kart Worlds?
>>717921507>>717921856looking at the most recent numbers, forgotten land sold 7 mil. I can't say for sure it will beat that, but I can definitely see it beating dreamland's 5 mil over the Switch 2's life time. Comparing one of the most recognizable video game characters to wheelchair basketball rocket league is a simply not fair though.
This game will have game essence bursting through it's seams and is likely launching as Nintendo's holiday title, as well as launching early in the console's lifespan. Stop thinking of it as a sequel to Air Ride and instead as a culmination of 30+ years of experience and thinking from one of the greatest video game directors taking the time to make a game he truly wants to make, and you will understand why this will be a true hit. Mark. My. Words.
>>717921359so yeah, you are making shit up on the go. Did you even read that article? Of course not.
I feel like this Nintendo Direct panic is only happening because Mario Kart World sucked big dick.
>>717921037>it'll become the best selling Kirby game everIt has no chance of beating Forgotten Land, get real.
>>717922638Or, you know, people want release dates for games
>>717922638That's a big part of it, yes. Open world was a "fix" to help Zelda get out of its sales and critical rut in the 2010s, but then Nintendo decided to "fix" Mario Kart in the same fashion when it didn't need any such fixing. I think they cynically decided to combine the Switch's best selling game (Mario Kart) with the design philosophy of the Switch's most acclaimed game (BotW), expecting it to be received as an absolute tour de force. but facilitating that reputation requires greasing journalists' palms with early access to help spread the narrative, but uh-oh fucking spaghetti-o's, guess what Nintendo stopped doing?
>>717922638>Mario Kart World sucked big dick.Starting a theory out of a false premise is the beginning of schizophrenia, take your meds, faggot.
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>Nintendo Direct
>But not games by companies that make good games
>>717922638World didn't have Mii Drivers, it was doomed to burn out fast.
>>717920013There’s going to be a dedicated metroid direct when it’s ready to go. Weve had DK direct, Mario Kart World direct both about a month before release.
>>717919851Why would you want to play a 3D platformer on your phone. Do zoomers really?
>>717922638Far from it. It just needs a couple more modes (normal 3 lap online race mode), more racers and more tracks. The core gameplay is still great and there's a top tier MK game there but it's lacking in some areas which cpuld easily be rectified with DLC or patches.
>>717920083Nah. We had 10 years of rosterfaggotry and guess what? Nobody cares about Ultimate anymore because the online is horseshit and the game just isnt that fun. Theyve also added every possible big third party character that would cause waves. Next Smash will have to trim down the roster or just be a Switch 2 edition of Ultimate, maybe with a few more characters.
>>717922130They’re completely different, retard. Have you never played Air Ride? People won’t be queuing for the racing
>>717926125I've never played it, it's not a racing game?
>>717926607Oh no he's just a retard, lots of people like specifically the City Trial mode, mostly because you don't have to unlock the other cars.
>>717926607The only mode worth a damn is the pseudo battle royale that ends in a random minigame
>>717926729If you think people play City Trial instead of the normal races because of unlocks, you’re the dumbest sack of shit on the board
>>717900110>dude just buy a new console to play the games you already own and have beatenabsolute big brain time
>>717923089Yeah, that'd be as crazy as Mario Kart outselling Odyssey!!!
>>717926987mario kart is consistently their best-selling franchise every platform.
kirby air ride was a bargain bin title for the gamecube that is only remembered for specifically a single mode.
>>717927160Kirby has always been a bit of a black sheep franchise in my opinion. I don’t think anybody adamantly hates Kirby but he also isn’t wildly popular either. I can be totally off base but none of the games have stellar sales do they? It’s definitely a “mid” series as the kids say
>>717921037I don’t get the confidence in the review scores. I don’t know that the zeitgeist has changed that much from the release of the original. The random nature of City Trial will always rub some autist reviewers the wrong way
>>717926972Remember how that was a point of mockery for being a selling point for the PS5? But of course, as we all know, It's Okay When Nintendo Does It™.
>>717927338I cannot stand Kirby fans
>DUDE ITS LIKE A COSMIC HORROR KAFKA-ESQUE LOVECRAFTIAN NIGHTMAREand it’ll be a little one eyed puff ball with sharp teeth. I say this as somebody who enjoys the games, why are you people like this?
>>717927338forgotten land had very high sales relative to the rest of the series. It's about 7 mil as of the last sales reports in 2023.
>>717912154and yet P3R and yakuza kiwami 1 and 2 aren't...
>>717927506That’s not bad at all considering I remember a point in time when people were bragging about TLOU2 selling like 4m
>>717927610Yeah it's pretty good figures. Still quite far from the top Switch 1 titles (which are all ~20m or greater), but it's a standout for the kirby franchise. Ain't no way air riders is topping that.
>>717927478Why spew your autism out of nowhere? And most Kirby fans just find the lore fun and the contrast funny. The real insufferable ones are the coomers, as with every fanbase
>>717927721the real autism is losing your shit like that meme of SpongeBob and Patrick screaming on the baby roller coaster every time a slightly unsettling thing happens in a baby game
>>717928048You’re hyperbolizing in your autistic fit, and again, it’s completely irrelevant to the discussion, stupid
A new Kid Icarus Uprising or a new Punch-Out would have done wonders for the Switch 2 opening lineup.
You know… I miss sakurai…
>>717928330don’t get angry because I called you out on your baby shit behavior. Im sorry a cute little critter with one giant eyeball causes you to shit your pants. Games are fine but you act like a faggot with your “fun lore”
>>717928540dude new games? Why? Didn’t you know you can just replay all of your switch 1 games! How about another rousing run through BoTW?!?!?
>>717928626I’m not angry, you’re simply acting like a retard with an imagined ax to grind. You’re punching at a strawman that you had to drag into the room, but have fun I guess
>>717899365They just did a Pokemon Presents, so no way ZA's getting that much time to itself in a Direct. So maybe Air Riders instead, and honestly, a 20-minute Direct just about Prime 4 and that would be fine by me at this point
>>717927721pointing out how a fanbase does something retarded isn’t autism
>>717922638>Nintendo Direct panicwanting release dates for announced games isn't "panic" why do you mongoloids always have to dramatize everything
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>Direct "leak" thread
>2 weeks after the last one
>And it's still August
Even by /v/ standards this is stupid thread
>>717929185Not my fault people are having false hopes after the Partner and Indie
I'll buy Kirby Air Riders only if they add the Robobot Armor as a Ride.
>>717926972I did that and I enjoy it.
>>717927408The only PS4 game that I actually wanted to replay was Bloodborne. When the PS6 comes around there will actually be no games worth playing on it, even if it has perfect BC!
>>717928910You responded to an anon talking about Kirby’s sales compared to other franchises with your unrelated burning grudge towards the fandom. That’s autism.
>>717929185People were saying Nintendo is trying this 3 part Direct thing and we had a Partner Direct one week and an Indie Direct on another.
>>717929409That'd be great if that was their plan, certainly nice to have some dates for games we actually want before Gamescom. But at the same time, I do think they're stupid enough to wait until September, aka after Gamescom, to do it
>>717929576I also think they're stupid enough because apparently the best they got to offer for Nintendo Switch 2 Players is........Wheelchair Basketball.
>>717929409Even that was the case. Why wouldn't they just wait until September? Nintendo clearly doesn't give a shit, not like a month is going to make much of a difference after waiting so long for the previous directs after launch
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>>717929690>Wheelchair Basketball is a better tech demo for mouse controls than a first-person shooter in Nintendo's eyesSeriously, the fuck are they doing over there
>>717895798 (OP)grok is this real?
>>717929861Even Nintendo never thought MP4 take forever to come out
>>717929861I guess Splatoon is the only Shooter Nintendo wants to care about.
They really should have made a Switch 2 Mii Resort Game to tech demo the new stuff instead of Wheelchair Basketball.
>>717929965They didn't think the previous devs would shit the bed that hard, not to mention a global pandemic for a few years that drastically affected game development
>>717929861Nintendo want total domination of their own console. They hate third parties and only utilize them for the purpose of getting a bigger install base
They want full Nintendo IP domination.
>>717929861I'd be more forgiving of Cripple Ball if it had ANY character or personality to it.
But it doesn't, its really just these faceless shitters playing basketball with a mouse gimmick, its basically one of those mid 2000s flashgames on Cartoon Network.com or something, which would be fine, if again, it had ANY personality to it whatsoever. I don't even think the wheelchair people have cutesy names, which is usually the first thing Nintendo would show off and make apparent.
>>717930241Metroid Prime is third-party?
>>717930319yes? It’s made by retro studios
>>717930115I'd ask what Bamco did that was so bad that Nintendo had to go full scorched earth on the project and restart from scratch. But given what they did to that edgy Pac-Man game, I can see how they'd fuck it up now
>>717930389and who owns retro studios?
>>717930389Retro Studios is a 1st party studio dumb dumb
>>717930294Cripple Furry Basketball would have sold SO MANY copies. Missed opportunity, Nintendo.
>>717930294Compare it to ARMS, where they had all these unique designs and gimmicks for characters with stretchy arms (and even hair in one case), it looks like they were having a lot more fun with that than this
>>717930389>On May 2, 2002, Nintendo secured $1 million worth of Retro Studios stock from Spangenberg, and reclassified the company as a FIRST PARTY developer and division of Nintendo.You sure about that?
People that own a Switch 2, how do you find the battery life for Switch 2 and Switch 1 games?
>>717930520>>717930531>>717930617I didn’t actually know that. I assumed they were similar to Rare
>>717930617Nintendo used to know what people wanted.
>>717930918Mate, everyone dogpiled on this game hard calling it a failure, bomb or whatever.
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>>717930918We need Kimishima back in charge
>>717931073It died as soon as other things started coming out on the Switch, and outside of putting Min-Min in Smash, Nintendo has done exactly shit all with the IP in eight years.
>>717931293damn kirby is so hot
>>717931343>third person beat em up with the ARMS characters id buy it. Character design was all the game had going for it anyway
>>717931343It got more updates than planned and game sold 2m which is excellent for genre.
Staff is also busy with splatoon and MK.
>The devs for Arms are the same devs for Mario Kart
It never stood a chance...
>>717930294Had a friend over who doesnt follow gaming news y he just has a Switch and might get S2 at some point. He really liked Bananza, had fun with MKW but we both laughed at how phoned in Drag x Drive is. Even he made the comparison to Splatoon oozing character and effort as Nintendo trying to make its first shooter, despite never having played it.
>Nintendo Direct - half hour in
>stream suddenly dies
>all audio is cut off
>smash cut to black
>"what's going on?"
>"is this part of the stream?"
>"YOOOOOOOOOOOOU"
>Crank Dat starts playing
>Soulja waddles on screen, nearly tripping over his fully sagged pants
>"Ayooo shoutout to my SODMG gamuhs, mang. We out here mang. Got dat Gen Two Soulja Game console, ya feel me? It's way better dan da Xbox 3, da Stream Deck, dat gay 'lil Switch, and da PS5 mang. We in dis ting, mang."
>Soulja holds a shitty temu game boy to the camera, close enough it goes out of focus
>The stream chat and indeed the world goes nuts
>Doug Bowser and Miyamoto jump off a bridge together
>Everyone starts crankin' that Soulja Boy
>Nintendo shares plummet
>The industry heals
>>717931615announcement tomorrow, thursday direct
trust the plan
>>717895798 (OP)Is this Nintendo Direct announcement in the room with you?
>>717931615Either tomorrow or September. Though Drag x Drive releasing this week (even if it's only $20) does put a damper on the former, and it'd also be stupid to go to Gamescom without dates for games we actually want, but this is Nintendo. We know they just can't be normal
>>717929081They have nothing else to do but drama post and outrage farm since the only company in the game industry not bleeding out from constant bad choices is the one they want to see do just that.
Nintendo were retards and phased out Miis so no Mii games like sports.
Also, Drag x Drive is a stupid name.
>>717931359>>717931293Now I'm imagining some horny jap dev holding a presentation for the suits
>This is Kirby. Kirby is very beroved by our prayers.>His main feateru is: roundness>Therefore I propose we Incorporate round shape into more design >What erse is round? Of course, woman buttocks, woman chest. Behord our new designs *shows slide full of coomer designs and raughs*
>>717931931Switch sports let you use miis and we getting new tomadochi game.
>>717931931you don’t remember switch sports?? You could play as a mii but the game flopped because it was $40 and essentially useless if you weren’t subscribed to the NSO. You couldn’t even do pick up and play bowling either you had to watch 10 other NPCs take their turn first. Other times you’d randomly get “wacky” bowling with moving lanes and obstacles. You had no choice
Nintendo was and still is retarded for not bringing back Streetpass for Switch/Switch 2. Gamechat is completely worthless as the friend system is still utter garbage.
retard chigyu furukawa torpedo'd nintendo
>>717932903Nikki, my beloved.
>>717932759>but the game flopped because it was $40Anon... it sold over 13 million copies. Granted that is peanuts to Wii Sports, but as a standalone title without the bundle bonus that is not a number to scoff at.
>>717933141Ok I digress. It sold a lot but nobody talks about it or will remember it fondly due to it being shit
>>717931931>>717932903Guys, these were features for poor, bored kids in those eras. Kids these days wouldn't use those features because they have more entertainment options at their fingertips
>>717933193it's pretty good, just needed more activities
>>717933269I don’t know why anons are expecting mii support when they were already hidden and tucked away on the switch 1 in 2017
>>717933269Not even that, nintendo lockdown on any sort of communication hard because pedos.
There is ton of cases with DS and 3ds involved.
>>717933357Nobody expects Mii support. I'm calling Nintendo retarded for moving away from a system next to no one disliked, and an application that encouraged people to actually take their consoles outside Which Furukawa said he wants to see.
>>717933446GameChat still exists and even with the moderation Nintendo has, it'll still have leaks. Streetpass was safer than GameChat or Wii U chat will ever be.
>>717919479Actually plausible? Next week for Gamescom or late September for Tokyo Games Show. Gamescom will be having demos for Metroid 4, Elden Ring, and FF7R so there's credence that a Mini Direct might drop or something.
>>717932759Wacky bowling was awesome
I just want the 3ds re-released, and the same games put back into production...
>>717929861>Wheelchair Basketball is a better tech demo for mouse controls than a first-person shooter in Nintendo's eyesYes, and this is absolutely obvious
mouse controls don't offer anything new for shooters when we've already had motion controls to aim since the wii, if anything motion aiming is better
On the other hand this cripple game is something actually unique that shows how the mouse controls can pull off new kinds of gameplay
>>717896087Nah, that's reserved for Mario.
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>>717934074I don’t care how “unique” it supposedly is, there’s nothing enticing beyond it being flavorless waggleslop. I don’t care if it’s $20 or them “trying something new”, just make a regular game ffs, people don’t want this and no i’m not gonna watch gameplay or judge it on those merits
>>717935110there's already splatoon and metroid
>>717935110what a nonsensical way of thinking.
>>717935110You already have regular games retard
did you bitch this much when ARMS was a thing? Let devs make something new for fucking once
>>717933956i wish old consoles got rereleased occasionally too. not even full production just limited quantity every 5 years or so. i get why its harder and harder to do as time goes on but man its sad just seeing old console break down and get more expensive.
theres those emulation devices but its just not the same as proper hardware.
>>717929861The tech demo was or using TWO mice AND gyro motion controls on top of it. A first person shooter doesn't need any of that and would only make it seem like tacked on gimmicks, so I can kind of get why they didn't quite want to go that direction with making a "tech showcase game" for the control style.
That being said, this sure wasn't a great impression either. I'd figure a game about being a DJ would be a far more appealing fit, but I guess they really wanted something that's played online too since Nintendo's constantly trying to figure out more ways to convince people to pay for their online.
>>717927160>>717927506If Kirby Air Riders is just a true sequel to Air Ride, I think you're right. However, this is a game that's been in development for over three years now, with Sakurai holding over 30 years of directing experience under his belt, vs a game he only directed for a few months to save after 10ish years of directing. Air Riders is going to release in the first year of the most lucrative console launch in the most lucrative time of year for game releases (Holiday). As noted by other commenters, Kirby is a mid franchise with FL being a stand out seller, but this game is launching in the much less crowded field of Switch 2 first party titles. I don't expect it to beat FL in sales (just every other kirby game), but acting like it's impossible over the course of Switch 2's lifespan, given how starved nintendies are for big switch 2 games, is just silly. This game likely has content beyond just the racing and city trial mode as we knew it in Air Ride. Look at how much Sakurai packs into his games (Super Star, each Smash Bros, especially Uprising when you compare to what we knew of it before launch)
>>717937079bold of you to assume it hasn't been delayed for next year
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>>717927396I don't even think review scores really matter as long as it hits 8s, I just think Sakurai truly nails the presentation of his games in a way that is rare even for the big Nintendo titles. You can tell there is love put into them all, even if they have shortcomings. Uprising, Air Ride, and the Smash games all have their own faults but it is undeniable that there is intention and care put into every choice, and with each game he gained more experience. With his pay coming from sales, there's incentive to create something that will have something for everyone. He also had genuine pride when talking about Dreamland still being the best selling Kirby game before FL usurped it, and has talked numerous times about how the more people play a game, the more the game matters.
There truly is a Nintendo bonus for some Nintendo titles, and as long as Air Riders is good, I think it will get that bonus. Very high 80s/Very, very low 90s metacritic is my guess. Mark my words!
>>717936078ARMS at least let you use a normal control scheme, plus it was a game with personality. Meanwhile that signature nintendo creativity is nowhere to be seen here
im just waiting on the nintendo playtest being properly revealed before i consider a switch 2. that game looks like something i could sink hours into easy
>>7179339563DS has been on my backlog since it came out. I was going to get a 2DSXL for my birthday but I wanted the orange and white and I think it was Europe/japan exclusive and I didn’t like the black/blue combo US got and then I said fuck the whole thing and then it went out of production. I missed out on the entire 3DS generation and it kind of burns me up to this day
>>717896110>there hasnt been a september direct in YEARSwrong, they only missed a september direct last year, probably because it was the awkward period just before the switch 2 was properly announced so they didn't have anything to show themselves
they actually have things they need to show this year
>>717899179woolly world is definitely getting ported
>maybe go back to the wii like with DKCR?yeah they'll probably go for remastering wii/3DS games to fill out some months in their release schedule this gen
>>717940026>Porting a game twiceYou know, what, yeah, I do think Nintendo's that far gone
>>717898706I feel like a pikmin 4 switch 2 edition with mouse controls and an expansion is inevitable
>>717940218I feel like they would have announced that in the Switch 2 Direct
>>717940218I really rather they don't do this. I enjoyed 4, but I'm not the biggest fan of it either. I want to move on from the scrimblo crew of people I really don't give a shit about and the OP dog.
>>717899457>including 1-2 switch and ARMS but not welcome tour and drag x drive>including years old Wii U ports like mario kart and pokken but not switch 2 editions>comparing half a year to 3/4s of a yearthis image is so retarded
>>717940597And besides, it's been out for years at this point. I'd rather they dedicate resources to making Switch 2 versions of new games, like Prime 4 and ZA. Though at the very least I can only think Tomodachi Life could be bumped up to 60fps on the Switch 2
>>717940323I don't think it would be this year which is why it wasn't there
>>717940597>I want to move on from the scrimblo crew of people I really don't give a shit about and the OP dog.I don't think making a switch 2 edition of 4 would stop 5 being made in anyway, it would basically be like what pikmin 3 deluxe was on switch
>>717941112I guess you got a point there, but I still stand by what I said here in any case
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>>717902239Fire Emblem Warriors also released on the same day as the 3DS version dumbass.
>>717941297I mean they're probably gonna stop doing new switch 1 releases they can make same day switch 2 editions of in a year or two, inevitably they're gonna have go into previously released switch 1 games
>>717941651I guess that depends on how much longer they plan on supporting the Switch 1. At the very least, the NSO classic apps and eShop are enough proof that it'll get some for a good while longer in one sense
>>717941812the NSO apps are just dropping ROMs/emulator tweaks in with an update, eShop/online will stick around for a good while at least especially with how it's integrated with the switch 2's
what I was meaning was proper content support, new software releases, similar to the 3DS I think we'll see it dropping off, obviously some third parties will hold on longer
>>717942361Yeah, that's what I meant by "in one sense", that being the bare minimum, probably after Rhythm Heaven and Tomodachi Life come out
>now leakers are saying that there will be a prime focused direct in september
Don't give me hope
>>717942535Why would they tease me with something I can never have. I'd much rather believe they'd do an Air Riders Direct then (because IMO it's kinda up in the air as to whether they'll do anything for Super Mario Bros' 40th at this point)
>>717942535Haven't we seen enough gameplay? Just need a final trailer and a release date
>>717942535Lame as fuck. I just want to see what Kirby Air Riders looks like.
>>717942945We have no idea what the new suit does, or even if there are other suits, not to mention we still don't know what Sylux is planning on doing with the Metroids he made, or the deal with the Lamorn, or what else the psychic powers could do. Now whether all that could be in an overview trailer, a section in a regular Direct, or a Direct just about the game is anyone's guess. But I do know one thing: if a release date, or even a month, isn't in any of those scenarios, that'll just be unacceptable (as if it has been acceptable letting this much of the year just coast on by with nothing more than what we knew last year)
>>717942535No they aren’t
>>717943320You can wait a little longer, chill out
>>717942535If they don't have a general direct this month or next, things truly are fucked with the switch 2. They edged us for years on a new switch, and now, 8 months since it was first shown, we know nothing on the horizon other than two Switch 1 ports and an air riders sequel, and only have a mediocre mario kart and a pretty good DK to show for it.
I wish a girl loved me like /v/ loves Nintendo.
>>717944818>shit talk you 24/7>constantly talk about you to others>make up lies about you/v/ does act like a BPD bitch towards Nintendo
>>717944553I don't know if they have enough to do a general Direct right now since third-parties are usually a big presence in headlines, and they just did a Partner. Now granted, there's other third-parties on the horizon that weren't in that and are also allegedly this year, like FF7R, Elden Ring, the new Layton game (maybe, if Level 5 doesn't do their own thing), but even then I don't know if those are enough to fill out time for headlines. At most they could do specific Directs about the games they need to talk about some more, but even then I only see them doing that for Air Riders. All that said, yes, I agree that their marketing right now makes zero fucking sense
>>717945220They probably feel like they don't need to push that button just yet, what with that team back on Splatoon for the time being, and they probably won't push that button for a little while
>>717944553Definitely run for the fucking hills if they somehow go through September without a general Direct.
>>717945164I think this anon
>>717900483 is onto something here - the timing for development timelines on first-party games have basically coincided into a big shared lull period for most of them in terms of new releases and public info. The only big one I don't see accounted for at all is Intelligent Systems. imagine the shitstorm if the only non-port S2 announcement they currently have in the barrel is a Warioware or Fire Emblem game lol
>>717940198They 100% are. I wouldn't be shocked either if they artificially decide to skip the Switch 1 for Woolly World.
>>717946669Or God forbid Sticker Star 4, especially after the TTYD remake
>>717946818Or Sticker Star HD. Yes I think they're that fucking arrogant.
>>717942535>>717942689Not announcing anything new is one thing, but why is Nintendo being so wishy washy about Metroid Prime 4? Just fucking give us a date, I'm to seriously think its been delayed at this point, and if that is the case, its better to just tell us now than sit on pins and needles about it. They had no fucking issue telling us it was scrapped and had to be restarted.
>>717947443>They had no fucking issue telling us it was scrapped and had to be restarted.Yeah, that's what's eating at me about how mum they're being. They were honest before, what's stopping them from being honest now? We're even just going by rumors that Retro might not be as far along as Nintendo wants, especially since they slated it for this year
>>717947443>>717947727If it hit a snag at the end of dev and they’re rushing to fix it in time, they can’t confirm a date or a delay from 2025. It’s not hard to grasp
>>717947947There's only 4 months left in the year, they're running out of time to advertise and build hype for it if its coming out this year.
>>717947947And that's the thing, we don't know how long they would have to spend on that snag, so that makes that even more of a tossup
>>717922638I'll be honest seeing people dissatisfied with MKW has alleviated my FOMO, i hope they never get updates or DLC any time soon
>>7179481233 months left if we're talking a realistic window for a 2025 release as a holiday season game. MP4's either pushed out of 2025 or going to be shafted hard on promotion.
>>717948597MKW alone was enough to make me return my Switch 2. The tacked-on shallow open world and their fascist insistence to frequently force intermission tracks on the player was a terrible first impression for the system, and kinda made me realize something that I couldn't put my finger on for a few years on until now: Nintendo kinda has no idea what the fuck they're doing anymore in game design, at least when it comes to big-picture cohesion of mechanical design philosophies and concepts. Individual ideas and moment-to-moment gameplay are still usually done very well, but they struggle to put them together in harmony.
>>717923314Especially since we only have so little of the year left and they just gave the floor to third-parties and indies after they ran out of bananas
Nintendo does NOT give a shit about us. You will NOT have a Direct, you WILL play Drag x Drive and you CAN’T change the fact that you bought a Switch 2.
>>717949221The sad part is: DK Bananza and Crippleball are the only non-spinoff first party exclusives for the Switch 2 that we know of currently.
>>717948123Advertising windows are small these days. A month is sufficient. That was the time between Bananza’s direct and release. I do worry we won’t get a substantial September game at this rate though
>>717949191>nintendo is fascist and has no idea about big picture game design because no exclusive 3 lap queueYou motherfuckers could not be more melodramatic and insufferable
>>717950026>a month is sufficient for Mario and DK, therefore it's sufficient for Metroid
>>717950026>Advertising windows are small these days. A month is sufficient.Mario odyssey sold well cause they did a 3 month tour of the game
and the game was revealed 6 months out
you need at least 3 months, bananza didn't get enough time between direct and release
>>717950601That was revealed in the Switch 2 Direct, which was in April, aka three months before its release. Don't really know why they waited another two months to really get the ball rolling on its marketng though
>>717950710the bananza direct should've been the one to be three months out
and the reveal should've been 6 months out
they literally had the winning formula
>>717950212Long advertising campaigns don’t work for shit people aren’t interested in, dumbass. You’re not going to win skeptical people over to a slowpaced game like Prime by forcing it down their throat for months. High intensity, short campaign with emphasis on good buzz from media gives it its best shot
>>717950864I agree with that first one, or at the very least it should have been before when they actually did it, maybe in May so that they could have had a regular Direct in June with the stuff from the Partner as headlines in between more info on the rest of their own slate for the rest of the year (and maybe beyond)
>>717950710I really have to wonder if Furukawa is being petty and doing things differently from how they were done with the Switch (a system spearheaded by Iwata and released under Kimishima) just for the sake of doing something different to distinguish the Switch 2 as "his" system.
>>717950864Why? What benefit is there to doing that? Nintendo clearly wants people to focus on the next thing to buy, not something far away. For example, that's why the Switch 2 was only announced in January. They could've announced it last year, but it would've hurt holiday sales of Switch 1 consoles.
>>717950601Are you actually stupid enough to think DK would be comparable in sales to Mario if it had a similar marketing campaign? What makes you think DK is underperforming its potential besides that idiotic comparison that ignores franchise appeal, launch timing for sales windows and install base?
>>717950026>because no exclusive 3 lap queueAnon, they just straight up lied about adjusting the weight of track types in matchmaking and then went out of their way to make it more difficult to join a discord MP lobby. "Fuck you, pray game way WE want you to pray"
>>717951125I know he has a degree in economics, so he might just be doing what makes sense financially to him. Obviously, that comes at the expense of alienating people who were used to how Iwata, and even Kimishima, did things
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>>717895798 (OP)>Nintenchads,ffs
>>717951301>straight up liedLink me a proving it or you tacitly admit you should kys
>>717951549link me a webcam photo of u licking my balls
>>717951549He needs to watch his fucking step before Nintendo brick his switch 2 for thinking anti nintedio thoughs. The swicth 3 will have a self destruct including a small pievce of plastic explosive and a facial analyster for anti nintendo brainwaves that will take out any trairors and solve the problem. Death or mario, it's their choice in the end of the day.
Bing Bing.
>>717951256it wouldn't hurt for them to do the Mario marketing blitz with demo tours all across the world instead of just some targets demo station in some stores
>>717951301>they just straight up lied about adjusting the weight of track types in matchmakingno they didn't
>then went out of their way to make it more difficult to join a discord MP lobby.what are you even talking about, joining rooms is the exact same as day one
>>717951787stop posting any time fella
>>717951741Thanks for consneeding
>>717951787I’m sure someone will bother to read that unfunny shit
>>717949191>3 months left if we're talking a realistic window for a 2025 release as a holiday season game. MP4's either pushed out of 2025 or going to be shafted hard on promotion.Hyrule warriors also has a 2025 release window, they showed it in the recent partner direct, and they STILL didn't give a specific release date. So something has to come soon
>>717953197It's nebulously winter, so there's a nonzero, but still somewhat low, chance that it could be early next year. I say low because it's a Zelda game. I have no doubt they want to fast-track it