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Anonymous No.717899623 >>717899798 >>717899898 >>717899963 >>717900054 >>717900168 >>717900587 >>717900669 >>717901643 >>717901831
How does /v/ feel about Albert Wesker?
Anonymous No.717899798
>>717899623 (OP)
I believe he was gay.
Anonymous No.717899898 >>717899973 >>717900167 >>717900457
>>717899623 (OP)
How did he intend to control humanity after killing 99% of them and turning the rest into superhumans?
Anonymous No.717899963
>>717899623 (OP)
I wish I were half as cool as Wesker. Not the shit in your pic though, no idea where you got it from, looks retarded. You're probably retarded too.
Anonymous No.717899973
>>717899898
Same way he controlled most of Africa by being even superer
Anonymous No.717900054 >>717900227 >>717900824 >>717900930 >>717901003 >>717902206 >>717903549
>>717899623 (OP)
>They introduce the character over several games and spinoffs.
>He seems like a cool mastermind who planned everything.
>Everyone wonders what his EndGame is, and when he will come out of the shadows with his actions.
>In the end, it turns out that he is just a schizoid who wants to poison the whole world with a virus and somehow rule the world.

It's hard to come up with a bigger character fuck-up
Anonymous No.717900167 >>717900996
>>717899898
by raping them with his huge mega 30m cock
Anonymous No.717900168
>>717899623 (OP)
>wesker, you’re PATHETIC
Anonymous No.717900227
>>717900054
What about Spencer?
Anonymous No.717900457
>>717899898
Why did his flight-plan to spread the virus also take him over a Volcano? Seems like bad planning.
Anonymous No.717900587 >>717900865
>>717899623 (OP)
Shame that D.C. Douglas fucked himself over. He was Wesker's best voice actor.
Anonymous No.717900669
>>717899623 (OP)
I always found him lame as hell, in the first game he has the most pathetic death ever and chris straight up laughs in his face.
Anonymous No.717900824
>>717900054
>Over 100 years old.
>Shapeshifting power. (first time in the series)
>Knew the founder of Umbrella in her youth.
>Scientist.
>Appears and dies in only one game, although she has a potency no less than Wesker.
>Motivation "I just want my daughter back." (she is the main character of Fallout)

You know that in canon there is a strict rule that any person who can live and not turn into a tentacle monster while receiving abilities from the virus such as Wesker, Miranda, Wesker's Sister and other characters, in any case inevitably go crazy because the virus will still drive you crazy. So Ethan and his daughter Rose will still fuck up at the end of their lives and will be the next schizos dreaming of enslaving the world or something like that.
Anonymous No.717900865
>>717900587
You mean Richard Waugh right?
Anonymous No.717900930 >>717901095
>>717900054
the guy who said
>"All weak people exist to be
eaten."
turned out to be crazy??
Anonymous No.717900996
>>717900167
Tyrant cock, G-virus cock, or ouroboros cock?
Anonymous No.717901003 >>717901223
>>717900054
>>In the end, it turns out that he is just a schizoid who wants to poison the whole world with a virus and somehow rule the world.
wow...he's just like me...
Anonymous No.717901095 >>717902304
>>717900930
If a character is crazy, it doesn't mean that his plan has to be cringe and surprisingly banal.

I just now realized that the ending of RE5 and Captain America the First Avenger are the same.
Anonymous No.717901223 >>717902220
>>717901003
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Anonymous No.717901643 >>717901925
>>717899623 (OP)
it's weird how they came up with a character that fits every single nazi stereotype ever but went against calling him one
Anonymous No.717901831
>>717899623 (OP)
He always seemed like a pretty random character to bring back after being dead for several games and make the main villain of the series.
Anonymous No.717901925
>>717901643
How can you be a Nazi if your Nazism refers to a monster made of black worms.
Anonymous No.717902062
7 minutes
Anonymous No.717902206 >>717902563 >>717902937
>>717900054
>>They introduce the character over several games and spinoffs.
>>He seems like a cool mastermind who planned everything.
This assessment of Wesker has never made sense unless you only watch the movies or only played RE4.
Here is Wesker per the games
>RE1
A security admin / R&D guy who wants more money.
That's his grand plan.
>Code Veronica / Survivor 2
A hilarious jobber who is super fucking mad that Chris blew up his pet monster because it cost him the upper management position, so now he has to do literal grunt work to make up for it. He loses or runs away from every fight he starts, and only manages to succeed in one of his goals due to sheer luck.
Survivor 2 reveals he was emailing his boss the whole time as well btw.
>Resident Evil Zero
This kind of adds nothing to him, just makes his goals seem cooler when he's basically talking about how he cleared his job interview from Evil Corporation #2.
>Resident Evil 4
He is not present for the entire game until the ending of Assignment Ada, wherein he laughs maniacally about "significant changes in our world".
Separate Ways changes him a tiny bit, but it's still the same shit, he's not exactly 'mysterious' in his goals, he's only mysterious because he's not actually in the main fucking game.
>The Umbrella Chronicles
It's like CV but he wins the fights he's in.
>Resident Evil 5
Literally had so little going on that he just stole Spencer's plan.
Anonymous No.717902220
>>717901223
i look like this and say this
Anonymous No.717902304 >>717902494 >>717903375
>>717901095
>If a character is crazy, it doesn't mean that his plan has to be cringe and surprisingly banal.

Dude, this girl literally simping for him all the time.
And... he just infected her with uroboros and turned her into another monster.
He's either Sigma Chad or a creepy Incel.
Anonymous No.717902494
>>717902304
She looks like her pussy tastes really good.
Anonymous No.717902563 >>717903468
>>717902206
>Spencer's plan.

QRD on Spencer
Anonymous No.717902937
>>717902206
they're called secondaries
Anonymous No.717903375
>>717902304
He's an alpha chad that was fishing for a based monster woman, she just wasn't good enough for him. Trying to fish out any of the other hot monster chicks out of their shallow graves would take too long so he went for broke and tried to make a world of nothing but monster waifus
Anonymous No.717903468
>>717902563
using biomedical research to hunt for biological immortality and subsequently godhood
the old fuck actually in charge of umbrella and owned the manor before he died
Anonymous No.717903549
>>717900054
He's revealed to be a retard with a self destructive plan by the end of RE1. All the le epic mastermind shit is retconning.
Anonymous No.717903582
https://youtu.be/kJ2djNORNfE
https://youtu.be/1SFQ4NobD0s