Thread 717904330

why does /v/ always simps for cold unavailable girls like shart, yennefer or miranda lawson? explain yourself

>>717904330 (OP)
They are extremely attractive, having them be a challenge to win over shows they aren't floozies and makes you feel special, usually a woman like that indicates they have an independent gamut of skills, interest and intelligence and are more than just bland "trad wife" fantasy appeasers. There are some of the reasons.

>>717904330 (OP)
>shart
because she's the only human looking woman in the party
>yennefer
because she's the canon choice
>miranda
jack is better

>>717904330 (OP)
women with raven black hair, light colored eyes, and snow white skin owe me love and sex

I don't simp

>>717904330 (OP)
>Why did you climb that mountain?
>Because it was there.

>>717905237
>redditkisser

>>717904330 (OP)
>unavailable
You're in an actual relationship with Yennefer.
Never got Miranda, though. They hit Yvone with the ugly stick hard

I quickly noticed that every single follower is a fucking retard/fag/roastie and promptly asked my man Withers for indentured, silent hirelings to play through the game with.

>>717904330 (OP)
>cold unavailable
>shart
She is genuinely a heartwarming and kind person right off the bat.

>>717904330 (OP)
>miranda lawson
Miranda actually gets very emotionally invested in Shepard. You can see the effect it has on her, in ME3 very clearly. She will die if you break up with her. I don't think she comes off as cold, or unavailable.

>>717904898
>>jack is better
Jack is my girl, but between the two, I'd say Miranda is better. The thing is Jack doesn't care about whose better and being a better person, doesn't always make you the right person. There's a lot more that goes into it. I don't think Jack would consider herself better, just different. In fact, she takes offense at Miranda's attitude, exactly because she has that "better than you" demeanor.

>>717907772
jack is better because she is fucked in the head but i can actually fix her, unironically

>>717906204
the fattest of asses

>>717907896
I don't think Jack needs fixing. I mean, obviously, yes, she has some issues, like massive amounts of survivors guilt, right? That's a different thing. But what Jack lacks is knowledge and etiquette. Neither is something that really needs fixing.

>>717907952
While I do appreciate her suppleness, it's not the sole reason why I love Miranda.

>>717904330 (OP)
>shart
she is nice and sweet and the ideal goth gf for many many men
>yennefer
same as shart, who doesn't love a pale skinned dark haired jealous woman?
>miranda lawson
i agree with you, and even among the human romances she is placed at the bottom with ashley outright crushing her

>>717906072
Reddit gate thread, reddit discussions.

>>717904330 (OP)
Simple. These are highly capable woman who, if they want to, can have anyone they want. They can snap with their finger and have Chad ready at their doorstep.

So if they choose YOU, that means they want you not for any bullshit reason, not for money, not for desperation, not for status, not because you´re the least bad thing available. They want you because your YOU. Because with all the other choices available, there would be no other reason to pick you in particular.

Its, in a way, the trust expression of a hot goth woman loving you for who you are as a person and nothing else

>>717904330 (OP)
Because 'tis cold in their tent, all alone

>>717904330 (OP)
Cause we’re chads and don’t want to actually date them

because our parents weren't emotionally available for us

>>717904330 (OP)
>always chose frog
>always chose triss
>always chose liara
Guess I prefer to be happy, rather than waste my time on some bitch

>>717909843
You are a childless hedonist and probably a leftist too

>>717910141
>left right
American post

>>717904330 (OP)
cause she's cute (when you get the mod)

>>717912270
If defined jawlines are a masculine feature, how come you don't have one?

>>717912441
d-delete this!

>>717904330 (OP)
Why does this woman look extremely good on some screenshots and very bad on others?

>>717912840
different lighting/camera angle

Shart is actually the best girl because she doesn't put out that easy, has the most character development and you can either groom her to be evil or good depending on your preference. All the other girls are completely inferior.

>>717909843
All Witcher waifus result in childlessness, tourist

>>717904330 (OP)
Please no bully my wife

>>717914138
this, Shart is sweet

Why are you spamming the catalogue with your woke shit, faggot?

>>717914380
>spams every BG3 thread for 3 years on /v/, /vg/ and /vrpg/
>accuses people of spamming BG3 threads
Lamo

>>717914380
>Kill faggots
>Have fun
Skill issue.

>>717904330 (OP)
shadowbros..

>>717914601
>spams bg3 shill threads on /v/ for 3 years
>is upset about getting continued pushback
>admits to receiving pushback on other boards
>cries about it
>copes by attempting to claim its just one poster
Holy shit it's even funnier than I thought

>>717904330 (OP)
Shart was way hotter with black hair.

>>717904987
This but you have to be a white twink to get them.

>>717904330 (OP)
I can fix her

but I'd rather fix Karlach

>>717904330 (OP)
I don't like Yennifer and haven't played Mass Effect, but Shart starts opening up to you early into the game -- like around the Blighted Village.