Thread 717908893

Would you name your kid after a video game character?

im not having kids

>>717908893 (OP)
Only if that name was a real life name to begin with
Like Vincent from FFVII

>>717908893 (OP)
I think you read the tweet wrong, OP

>>717909209
Imagine having your kid name your grandchild after the wife's son character

>>717908893 (OP)
I thought he died of a stroke wtf?

>>717908893 (OP)
>AI profile pic
>soulless human being
checks out

>>717908893 (OP)
>i'll explain why my son named him atreus
what did his son name atreus?

>>717909610
wait is that pan not even hot?

>>717909650
Atreus of course. That's his name.

>>717908893 (OP)
Am I the only one who thinks that atreus sounds like urethra?

>>717909610
He's already had at least four, if you're not dead after that many old age will probably take you. That's what happened to his mother

>>717909779

Because Jack can't wait to stuff meat into his mouth

>>717909610
No, but Atreus won't get to know him personally.

>>717908893 (OP)
I'm not exactly anti-AI but I am anti AI profile picture from losers who can't draw or take a nice picture of themselves.

>>717910178
Could you draw without your dominant arm being functional, Anon?

>>717909610
Nope. Definitely reduced motor functions but he's still somehow alive.

>>717909779
He is a cold pan method connoisseur

>>717910369
Oh man I needed this one.

>>717910284
yea

I love The Neverending Story, even though the book was better than the film.

>Watch recent Jack videos
>It's all just his wife cooking
Reminder that if he actually did physical therapy after his third stroke he never would have lost the use of it and if he took any of them seriously he wouldn't have had four of them

>>717909610
he did that on purpose, didn't he

>>717910596
I think most people try and turn themselves around after one

>>717910284
here's me drawing me with my left hand using my mouse

>>717910369
>puts on plate
Looks like a fucked up Australia.

>>717910369
kek, not even as a kid doing this exact same thing did I fuck up so badly

>>717908893 (OP)
Imagine meeting a thirty five year old man who is changing your cars oil and he says his name is Atreus or Braxxton or Braedyen.

>>717910369
how can this guy reproduce but i've never been on a date?

>>717911837
He did it in the 1980s/90s, people would settle back then

>>717911837
have you tried to ask a girl out?

>>717908893 (OP)
My dad hated games and ever since I was a kid he would insult me for not playing sports instead. I would still prefer that over having a dad who named me after a game character.

My parents asked me to name my younger sister, and I named her after Emma Emmerich from MGS2.
>>717908893 (OP)
Wasn't his kid a grown ass man that he beat because he was a cannabis users.

>>717912221
a couple

>>717912493
That was his kid from his first wife he hated because he associated him his wife, who was allegedly physically abusive to him

>>717912626
should've asked one of them

>>717912493
Does she know?

>>717908893 (OP)
why did brianna agree to that

>>717915689
She's as dumb as a brick just like her husband, but in a less vengeful way

>have what amounts to a nickname picked out for second kid, need a full name to match it or we're plebs
>really like a name but it's a name used in adventure time
>go with it anyways, roll the dice, live a little
>nobody makes the connection
phew

>>717915861
Finn/Jake/Marceline are normal names, unless you chose something worse. Been forever since I watched it but I don't think there's anything too bad?

>>717915967
yeah it's not too hard to extrapolate that i'm talking about marceline, is it? Idk why i was so vague about it. I pretty much just opened the door to questions like
>you named your kid "Lumpy Space Princess"?

>>717914970
Yeah, she likes her name.

>>717910369
I prefer japanese pancakes.

>>717917023
Not like she can change it she has to like it

>>717917198
imagine covering this with syrup

>>717908893 (OP)
Dante if male
And Marisa + the name of my mom if female.

>>717910596
Jacks too powerful to let some pussy ass PT tell him what to do. Besides, his arms sore how the fuck is moving it supposed to make it feel better? Exactly, retards. PT is a scam, Jack just needs to eat more undercooked chicken that'll cure him right up.

>>717915967
>he doesnt name his son peppermint butler and his daughter jake jr

>>717918832
>peppermint butler
name him Doublemint Dave instead

>>717910008
My grandfather was the same, pneumonia got him instead of any of his many strokes
My other grandfather died on his second or third stroke though.