← Home ← Back to /v/

Thread 717915985

21 posts 8 images /v/
Anonymous No.717915985 >>717916476 >>717916737 >>717916909
Why?
This is a random peasant girl from the Witcher 3. I saw her walking in a village. She can not be interacted with. I looked at her for a few seconds, left, then never saw her again. She looks better than 90% of female main characters in other video games.
Anonymous No.717916209
The Bitcher
Anonymous No.717916336 >>717916762
she looks like she fucks monsters, horses, dogs and black men
Anonymous No.717916476
>>717915985 (OP)
She looks like a Nortubel character
Anonymous No.717916641 >>717918321
Damn, Polish peasants look like that?
Anonymous No.717916737
>>717915985 (OP)
because nerds don't deserve nice things
Anonymous No.717916762
>>717916336
Sadly, village girls fucking monsters is what keeps them at bay from the village. Call it rent if you wish, against other dangers of the woods.
Anonymous No.717916909
>>717915985 (OP)
You can find her again, I don't believe the villagers are randomly generated, so that NPC is in that area. The Witcher 3 is notorious for having good looking NPCs. Even reasonable ugly ones. Unfortunately that company is dead. There will be no more Witchers. Never forget that when the little leftist progressives from Tumblr raiding this place try to tell you they never wanted any of that to go away. They did, and they were largely successful. They lost funding, and now they too are returning to the sands. Maybe you can extract that model and make your own little world with her in Virt-A-Mate or something.
Anonymous No.717918321
>>717916641
Yeah, all Polish women are 10/10 models and all Polish men are bald fat ugly bastards with a strength of a horse
Anonymous No.717918427
cybertroon ruined everything
Anonymous No.717918893 >>717918959 >>717920408
>sexy peasants which you cant do anything with
>forced to choose between having sex between a psychopathic sorceress and a machiavellian and gaslighting sorceress
>if you want both you get nothing
>the prettiest girl in the game (pic related) cannot be sexed either
Geralt is blessed by the fact that his mutations dull his emotions. Any normal man would kill himself if experiencing this same scenario.
Anonymous No.717918959 >>717919243
>>717918893
Shani is enough reason for him to keep on living
Anonymous No.717919243 >>717919330 >>717919906
>>717918959
If you played the Witcher 1 you would know Shani is a bitch
She wanted you to send her Alvin to her house so she would take care of him instead of Triss
This means she's either stupid, as it's very logical for the magic powers boy to be raised by a sorceress instead of a medic, or she wants to fuck shotas. Which is worse of the two, is up to you.
Anonymous No.717919330
>>717919243
Sorceresses are notorious bitches
maybe Shani believed Alvin would legitimately be better off with a semi-normal person
Anonymous No.717919906
>>717919243
>Shani distrusts Triss for being a manipulative secretive sorceress who only serves the lodge
>This makes Shani a bitch
ok
Anonymous No.717920408
>>717918893
>any normal man would choose to fuck his daughter over anyone else
white people logic
Anonymous No.717920431
Sorceresses are at their most when on their knees sucking monster cock.
Anonymous No.717920652
>I saw her walking in a village. She can not be interacted with. I looked at her for a few seconds, left, then never saw her again. She looks better than 90% of female main characters in my life

This could be an entry from my journal.
Anonymous No.717920905 >>717921935 >>717922518
Pretty sure that's the girl from that wherewolf quest that got her sister killed
Anonymous No.717921935
>>717920905
she killed her sister so she would have the werewolf cock for herself
Anonymous No.717922518
>>717920905
Nah in the Witcher 3 all generic NPCs have generic names
If you run around the whole map in the start of the game you will find lots of named characters doing mundane tasks and have generic voice lines, and you will have quests with them later on
The only exception is one generic Nilfgaardian soldier that thanks you for helping his girlfriend, if you even did, way before in the story
He then goes back to a generic NPC who keeps saying "Is it true Northern women bathe once every three months?"