Thread 717924304

The absolute hubris to actually do this.

>>717924304 (OP)
That's one more than the ps5 managed to get in 5 years. Impressive!

Miyazaki.
Sakurai.

Enough said.

snoy here
why are pcvegans (that objectively the majority on this board) always trying to start console war threads and stirring shit up? do they have xbox/sony/nintendo derangement syndrome because they can't afford one?
tendies and xbots I offer you a truce, we must destroy the pctroon menace on this board for good

>>717924304 (OP)
You can Switch between 2 games.

>>717924462
Rent free

>>717924696
I just hide retarded fanboy wars threads like these, they don't have the impact the did before.
t. pc and sw2 owner

How games do the PS5 and Xbox have?

>>717924696
Tendies hate snoys

>>717924304 (OP)
And STILL no Bloodborne

>>717924462
Fpbp
/thread

>>717924304 (OP)
I find this seething amusing. Continue

>>717924836
SAAARRRR

>>717924696
>why are pcvegans (that objectively the majority on this board) always trying to start console war threads and stirring shit up?
It's fun lmao

>>717924838
why?
I never owned nintendo products and the only interesting franchise for me would be fire emblem but that alone is not enough for me to shill out shekels for a switch, thus I don't hate them or think about them at all
fanboyism and cultism is retaded regardless of the platfrom

i will buy a switch 2 for $300 if it comes with botw, smash bros and a mario game

>>717924304 (OP)
I own 3 tho

>>717924304 (OP)
well yeah thats why its called the switch 2 - switch "two games"
you get what you paid for.

>>717925000
Hahahahahaha don't you want it delivered by Miyamoto himself too?
Nice trips though

>412 views
>22 hours ago
Where do you faggots dig this shit up

That's why you wait 5 years before buying it.

I bought switch 1 (used) last year, played in games which I wanted to play (like 10 of them) and sold it again.

>>717924304 (OP)
At first I thought it was sorta genius to slowly roll out games, as that would vastly limit scalping since people would adopt the new console more slowly, but now I think they're just retarded and don't have any fucking games to release.

>>717924996
>or think about them at all

That’s the problem. Tendies WANT you to think about them desperately. Deep down we know no self respecting gamer looks at the switch as a primary device. It’s the side bitch of gaming and always will be.

>>717925359
This thread is for OP to shill his shitty video

>>717925359
Tons of youtuber faggots post their own videos themselves here, op is not different here

>>717925402
>Deep down we know no self respecting gamer looks at the switch as a primary device
I mean I like that they are still making the handheld thing, the portal from sony is retarded and I wish the next handheld they make is closer to a vita/psp

Worked for Sony.

>>717924304 (OP)
https://youtu.be/4XjHAmlYlvw?si=QZWS9Fjk8t9t9bIp

>>717924304 (OP)
You could bet all of your estrogen pills that there'll be a Zelda and there'll be a Mario though.
Nintendo might be formulaic, but that also makes it reliable.

>>717927017
>Nintendo might be formulaic, but that also makes it reliable.

No, it makes them just rehash the same shit every generation and their fanboys will still eat it up.

>>717924462
fpbp

the switch 2 becoming the fastest selling console ever mindbroke them

>>717927824
>over 100 videos
Jesus fuck

>>717924304 (OP)

Snoys trying to get that overtime check to pay for 100% pure copium.

>>717924304 (OP)

Its not Nintendo's fault that they actually have exclusives.

>>717927824

FUCKING SAVED. Thank you.

>>717927824
>>717928197
>>717928714
You really think it's a human making those? Like 6 videos a day? It's all outrage slop generated by AI. There's a point to be made that it's insane that anyone watches these, but the volume of videos hardly proves anything.

It's pretty funny to see anti-nintendo retards trying to shit talk about something that is not doing bad, not even doing moderately okay, but something being so successful it's breaking records

>>717927824

Notice as you get more recent, the amount of views massively drops off.

>>717928854
>You really think it's a human making those?

Yes. That's how assblasted anti-Nintendo faggots are.

Why do modern consoles even exist when nine times out of ten they're just an alternative place to deposit indie titles that are already available on Steam?

>>717924304 (OP)
Honestly I've made my peace with this year being kinda a wash for the Switch 2, a far cry from the original Switch but I digress. At least Dong was fun, and I'm hoping next year will be better.

Nintendo, might be fucking dumb at times, but they're not dumb enough to repeat the thing that majorly ruined the chances for the Wii U right? R-right?

>>717924696
Hello Nintendo faggot.

DJ Peach Cobbler said Switch 2 bad soooo.....

>412 views
OP is definitely shilling his own video here.
Not clicking that shit, consider starving to death.

>>717924462
Sonybros...

actually embarrassing lmao

>>717924696
Why is Amélie in the piracy section?

>>717929952
Fitgirl repacks

>>717924462
PC wins again

>>717924304 (OP)
What is the Gamecube app?

Now I understand ! the "2" in "Switch 2" is actually the number of games.

>>717924304 (OP)
I kinda want to pick up a Switch 2 but having no interest in bing bing wahoo it just seems pointless.

>>717930041
thanks

4 games.
Fast Fusion and Survival Kids are also available.

>>717924304 (OP)
Let me guess? You need more?

>>717924462
fpbp. My Ps5 is just a GTA 6 waiting room machine

>>717929621
BUT HOW IS SIX FLAGS DOING

>>717929621
Absolute faggotry.

>>717924696
>pc player
>can't afford a console
Are you retarded? The processor alone costs more than a console.

>>717930190
i got one to play pokemon violet with a better framerate and now it will collect dust until gen 10 rolls our

>>717929621
>ethnic
say no more

>>717924696
>snoy here

>>717924462
Kek fpbp

>>717926818
tendie bros?!

>>717929096
I love the Switch concept in general but man the Switch 2 was such a let down for me. And I've bought every console since the N64 (minus the Gameboy Advanced Mini). I just cannot fathom shelving out so much $$ for a game that I'm not even that into which is Bananza since Mario Kart's open roam gimmick seems so dumb. I'll wait around like I always have for consoles but this might be the first tendie console I skip.

>>717924795
Say that again, but without crying this time.

>>717929017
>he said, while going insane over the slightest nintendo criticism and spamming entire threads with "you lost and got raped, ericACtrannyfagflibbletard!!!"

>>717932212
>Say that again, but without crying this time.

Ahhhhhhhhh whyyyyyyyyy no le heckin classic Zeldarino at launch?!?!

>2 more games than the competition
Mad men, they didn't have to do that they could have just led with one until Christmas.

>>717924838
He knows, he is a tendie

>>717932164
Right now, it's worth it only for improving the backwards compatible games, and I needed to dig into my backlog anyway. I don't regret buying a Switch 2, yet anyway, but fucking dammit Nintendo you need to announce some shit soon.

>>717930171
So why is Playstation not rebranding their PS5 as Playstation 3?

>>717924462
fpbp

>>717924462
KEK

>>717924462
sony bros.....

>>717929120
Hello PC vegan

>>717932164
This post is quite absurd since the switch 2 has 2 more worthwhile exclusives than switch had in its first 2 months. The first year of the switch was quite good, but we dont know at all how is the catalogue a year from now.

I guess you were super satisfied with your switch on april 2017 playing 1,2 switch, since BotW is a wiiU game and you didnt need a switch for that.

>>717926818
sounds like he is scared his dad will come in and beat him if he gets too loud.

>>717924696
please dont lump linux users in with retards still using winbloat

Switch and Switch 2 are both shit consoles and so were Wii U, Wii and 3DS.
The last good thing Nintendo made was Gamecube.

people already acting like the switch 2 is some sort of 12 year old system is beyond me.

2 games and mario kart is a fat piece of shit

>>717924304 (OP)
I mean, I'm still waiting years until there are enough games to actually justify buying it. It's like buying the Switch right when Breath of the Wild came out. At least there were a good number of fun games that came along with it in the months after it released, but the Switch 2 doesn't really have shit.

>>717924304 (OP)
2 games more than anyone else atm

>>717936336
the wii u does not exist because every game that ever came out for it has a switch port

You forgot Welcome Tour

The switch 2 hate is so forced

>>717924304 (OP)
And it still prints money. Why improve if you don't have to?

>>717924462
Huh? The ps5 has a game?

>>717936336
The "its last gen" argument doesn't count for Wii U ports because no one owned that piIe of crap and any game on it was its worst version.

>>717937345
>>717936958

He said he owned just every single nintendo console save for the gba micro. If that's true, his specific complaints about the switch 2 dont add up since any person who owned the wiiU shouldnt have seen more of a point in buying the switch than buying the switch 2 now.

I absolutely agree that in general, BotW might aswell be a switch exclusive, but not in his case. In any case, switch 2 having 2 actual 1st party big game exclusives is not bad at all if we go by the precedents set by just about any console since the gamecube, ps2, etc. Its not like ps5 or xbox series offered anything remotely close to that.

>>717937958
it's ok metroid prime 4 is just around the corner, although that's not even a switch 2 exclusive lol

>>717924462
fpbp

>>717938137
Feels good being a Nintendo fan

>>717924462
KEK BASED

>>717924462
op got raped

>>717924462
You don't understand, anon. Nintendo should of released like 10 games at once so we can complain that it only has 10 games

>>717938137
im actually excited for kirby air riders. Im a sucker for anything sakurai, bet itll be fun.

>>717924757
>You can Switch between 2 games.

It's the N64 all over again. I am referring to the fact that the Nintendo 64 only launched with two games: Mario 64 and Pilotwings 64, and those were the only two games available for the system for the first two months or so of the systems life at retail. Before Waverace 64 was added, and there were now three games.

>>717924304 (OP)
More games than snoystation 5 you piece of shit

>>717924696
Fuck peecee GAYmers.

>>717939973

The North American release schedule is accurate... as someone why was 14 years old when the N64 launched... I do remember it well. Even Sega and their failing Sega Saturn were making fun of the N64 for not having any games at launch in TV advertisements:


https://youtu.be/KhbMePx0Yc0?t=7

>insta pre order switch 2
>force yourself to like monke game and bing bing wahoo kart until anything new is on the table
It really is that prison gay mentality huh

>>717924304 (OP)
412 views?! Wowie zowie!!!

>>717924462
>OMG OP BTFO SO BASED SO BASED FPBP LET ME SUCK YOUR COCK

>>717924304 (OP)
It's the launch period for the console. Honestly, could be worse. N64 launched with literally 2 games. Granted, Super Mario 64 was one of them but still.

>>717924462
fpbp

you retards can keep trying to doompost, but there is no logical reason not to buy a Switch 2 as a first-time Switch owner

this autism over exclusives is insane, do people really not play "mutiplats" on Switch?

>>717944280
It's only $160 more after the price increase for the Switch 1 anon. Don't tell me you can't afford that much extra?

>>717924462
/thread
everyone can leave now

>>717932164
>claims to be a diehard Nintendo fan
>uses retarded anti-slang like "tendie"

Still more than its competition desu

>>717927725
I genuinely believe that much of the Nintendo hater's behaviour can be explained by a fundamental misunderstanding of the videoludic product and the craft at its core.
Notice how he seems sincerely dismayed by what he loudly denounces as "rehashes" simply due to the continued reuse of the same characters, while failing to see that what he's pointing at (namely, an ever-pioneering exploration of mechanics devised and refined by engineers at the top of their game, and whose meticulously calibrated structural skeletons are only secondly encased with the personae of familiar actors) is in fact quite literally the opposite, thus outing himself as an inherently lesser appreciator of the distinguishing essence of the medium itself.

>>717943464
>third worlders can't stop thinking about nintendo
Eight more years of seething and coping

>>717924304 (OP)
I will keep fuckin' screaming this but fucking FIRE and bully and HUMILIATE Doug "EAJew" Bowser and Shuntaro "JapEU Jew" Furukawa.

>>717924996
>I never owned nintendo products and the only interesting franchise for me would be fire emblem but that alone is not enough for me to shill out shekels for a switch
greetings fellow FE enjoyer. the trick is to buy a switch 2 and new FE on Amazon and to return them both within the 30 day return window

>>717924304 (OP)
tendie sisters.. reddit, twitter, 4chan they ALL make fun of us!
how do we cope?

>>717948260
They can cry and cope all they want but it doesn't change the fact their hate campaign failed and switch 2 became the fastest selling console ever

>>717948828
oh wait you're serious, let me laugh harder

>>717948949
>oh wait you're serious, let me laugh harder

>>717949162
lmao tendies are so cucked