Thread 717933283

Why are there no Monogatari video games?

NO PUBES??? why would anyone bother

There is one on the PSP.

>>717933283 (OP)
yea man got a great idea for a monogatari video game its called monogatari and you kind of just walk around a white room filled with desks while some girl doesnt shut the fuck up and then you press X to do a glory kill.

>>717933283 (OP)
Monkey best girl

>>717933283 (OP)
Because Monogatararari sucks

This thread will be deleted but the thread about fisher price toys will stay up.

>>717934368
*bat

>>717933283 (OP)
Monogatari is literally Persona 3-5 (originals) of anime. One reason I fell in love with Bakemono back in 09 was because the vibe was so much like P3:FES.

The de-make completely butchered the mid-00s experimental funk/emo mood.

>>717934584
Please don't compare monogatari to awful fatlus VNs

>>717934392
yes yes, please tell me more about how shinobu bathing with koyomi and the toothbrush scene are “problematic”

>>717933982
and it was shit, even translated

>Piercings.
Shant.
She's probably an atheist too lol

>>717934584
Retarded comparison lol, there's very little in Monogatari that's funk/emo. P3 has more in common with Evangelion or Lain.

>>717933283 (OP)
psp one exists, probably no games because what do you even make out of a series like this? probably a fighting game but that would be too based

>>717935478
It would be if RRAG was a pedofile, but luckilly he isn't

How come it's okay for white women to cosplay as Japanese characters, yet when I wear a poncho or blackface it's "cultural appropriation" and "racist"?

>>717935772
My HERO beat the allegations

>>717933283 (OP)
Diddygatari?

>>717934368
SEX
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>>717934584
what the fuck are you talking about

>>717933283 (OP)
I love navel piercings

>>717936408
>duh how come WOMEN can shit in the toilet whenever they want but people get mad when I shit on the dining room table fucking WOMEN get away with everything

>>717935694
fighting game would be kinda nice actually

>>717938373
Snake would make a slutty face here

>>717938965
She only cares about messing with her hair silly

>>717938805
How is cosplaying as Mr. Popo the same as shitting on the dining room table?
Please argue the point instead of strawmanning.

>>717939192
Because she got ignored

>>717939197
Stop complaining
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6bRdsx5QyOc

>>717935772
kek, what is this?

>>717939474
peak

>>717938857
I’d love an anime fighter based off monogatar. Guillotinecutter would be my main assuming he gets in

>>717934368
Based

>>717935615
the vast majority of christians are nigs and beaners

>>717940140
Shalom to you too!

>>717940064
Brawler type characters are the best

“hmmmm, my thread about a niche anime and it’s one singular game isn’t moving as fast as I’d like. I know, I shall rage bait”

A fighting game would've been cool as fuck. But that's probably an unrealistic wish.

Since this is the dedicated off topic thread
>finally, at age 25, get my first date with a real woman
>goes great, we talk over coffee for two hours, neither of us actually notice
>been one day since
>already feel satisfied and like I don't need a relationship anymore
I did this purely because I was plagued by months of existential crisis' and watching shows like Monogatari/Zero no Tsukaima wasn't helping, but now I have a girlfriend and I realized I don't like sex or women.

>>717940338
She and Oshino better be top tier in this theoretical game

>>717939776
I didn't know that game was so based.

>>717940502
>I realized I don't like sex or women
Good because one good date one day ago does not mean you have a girlfriend, especially in the current dating environment

>>717940502
What did you talk about for 2 hours

>>717940502
Do her a favor and ditch her now then, and tell her it's because you're a fag.

>>717940502
you aren’t a true monogatari fan. If you were you’d realize that our HERO’s wisdom still rings true.
“Having friends will lower my power level as a human”

>>717933283 (OP)
i genuinely hate this series and everyone who enjoys it with every fiber of my being.

>>717940553
She only tops

>>717940502
how did you talk to a femoid for 2 hours
i can barely do 5 minutes continuously at work

>>717940502
It often goes like that. Women, and especially their "company" is overhyped

>>717940804
And here I thought nobody could make me like this series more. Thanks.

>>717940826
Mystery niggas

>>717940996
pseud.

>>717940804
could you elaborate. It’s not like most of the fans go out of their lane.

>>717941148
it insists upon itself.

Are we counting VNs as vidya?

>>717941148
He -may god forgive me for saying it- got filtered.

>>717934368
Are there more photos of this girl?
Because if she doesn't have tattoos then I see a genuine 10/10.

>>717940826
Kaiki would make a good joke character

>>717941148
Nta but I've pretty much always used some kind of a monogatari profile pic anywhere I could on the internet and the amount of people I met that were outright seething about it before even getting to know me is insane. It's genuinely like asking for trouble, everyone's itching to just call you a pedo no matter what you do or say, it's like they're determined to do that and are waiting for you to slip. That never stopped me of course, but that's just how it is, you're playing a game with a permanent debuff

>>717933283 (OP)
>literally a talking show
>why isn't there a game about talking

>>717941413
Sounds like a Shinobu/Mayoi/Yotsufi profile pic issue. I've had Ougi pic for years as one of the best players in a discord server for a multiplayer game and no problems

>>717941303
reading is hard

>>717941592
Ougi is hidden and unknown because the idiots never get that far.

was the off-monster season or whatever it's called good? not a big fan of snake but if there's scenes with other characters I'll watch it

>>717941814
The first 2 arcs were really good, but Shinobu Mustard was kind of meh, but that's more of a fault with Nisio's writing than the anime itself.

>>717941814
It was good because of Snake. She had the best arc. The vampire mystery stuff afterwards was a bit lame.

>>717941413
I’ve done the same, even if you have one of the waifus as a pfp people are quick to jump at any chance they get. I blame the poor at times anime adaptation for baiting normies into thinking Koyomi is actually pedophile. He’s a Shirou tier stubborn retard yes, but not a pedo.

>>717941814
I stopped watching the series before Zoku because I enjoyed the ending so much I didn't want to ruin it with anything that came after. Everything felt complete and that was my perfect time to call it

>>717941592
like other anon said, normies knowing who Ougi is and pile require them to be watch past Bake. Most just watch Kizumonogatari, wonder why Bake isn’t as high budget or have as many action scenes, then leave. Or if they’re really courageous they foray into Nise and get omega filtered by toothbrush and monkey rape

>>717933283 (OP)
>no bulge
fake and gay

>>717933508
That's a man

>>717942067
Well the main plot is finished so it ended. What you get from here on is just extra stuff that are meant to play around with the characters, not too dissimilar to the commentary tracks.
I will say that Nadeko Draw in the newest season is an arc that is important and you might want to see.

>>717942389
Well now that you mention it, it's been quite a few years since I've watched it so maybe coming back to finish whatever's left at the moment isn't that bad of an idea, I'll consider it. Anything for more Shinobu screentime

>>717942626
They are saving the non loli girls for last

>>717942626
worst girl deserves nothing less

Snake was a well-written antagonist. She was a completely psycho cunt. I respected Arararagi for realizing the only real way to cure her is to cut the psycho out of his life/cut himself out of her life. Bitch was going full yandere and going to kill a lot of people if he didn't.
For that very reason I couldn't stomach watching her spinoff. Snake, but with JUST hair and dressing like a fat fujo and you can't tell but I bet she stank. Really, really badly. God, Snake is such a shit. Oh yeah and it had the autistic chinese mummy who I never cared about. Ended up dropping it, couldn't hold a candle to real Bakemonogatari. Nisio was scraping the bottom of the barrel with that one.