Thread 717937959

>come home
>see this
>"Welcome home, Anon! Would you like dinner or bath?"

what do here /v/

I'm hungry, bitch.

Where did you take my wife, Cloud, and why are you in my house?

>>717937959 (OP)
I would last 10 seconds

kiss her feet immediately

I wake since I'm not black and this kind of dream will make my clitty cage hurt.

>>717937959 (OP)
>Have sex in the bath
>Receive a blowjob during dinner
>Proceed to fuck her all night long.

>>717938270
you are deeply mentally disturbed, your parents have abandoned you and you should honestly end it to save them any trouble

>"Oh... uhm... hi *blushes* *looks away*"
>*awkward incel pause*
>""Well, see you around"
>*does a 360 and locks himself in his chud mangooncave with audible bing bing wahoo sounds*
virgin at 26 btw, it just didn't happen somehow, I wasn't even the quiet kid in school, quite the opposite

>>717937959 (OP)
Put my face right there and inhale until my lungs explode.

>>717938382
say that again timmy

>>717938126
10 seconds of what?

>>717937959 (OP)
>Would you like dinner or bath
I'll take a footjob followed by anal sex, please.

>>717938495
What a weird fucking body shape.

>>717937959 (OP)
Too asian.
Gtfo scum.

>>717938382
>T. Angry chud.

>>717938661
>timmy shivering at the sight of a Brahmin BVLL

>>717938524
10 seconds of penetration before ejaculating
im hard keep going

>>717937959 (OP)
I have a similar image, but it's Sarah, and she's bottomless, and she's riding a dildo.

>>717938049
fpbp

>>717937959 (OP)
>YOU KNOW THAT I ONLY SHOWER YOU DUMB BITCH!
>*SLAP*
>NOW GO MAKE A SAMMICH! WITH HAM AND LETTUCE AND SOME ONIONS AND A FEW SLICES OF JALAPENO AND DON'T FORGET THAT I WANT BUTTER AT THE BOTTOM AND MAYO AT THE TOP AND DON'T FORGET THE BLACK PEPPER!

>>717937959 (OP)
>wake up
>it's just a dream
>(You) are alone
>cry

>>717938661
Thats a real man who knows what its like to be punched in the face while drunk

>>717937959 (OP)
kys ESL you don't even know English

>>717937959 (OP)
Both

>>717937959 (OP)
I’d like you

actually i'm kind of tired i'm going to sleep ok bye

>>717937959 (OP)
>Dinner's not ready and the house is filthy! What have you been doing all day?!

>>717937959 (OP)
Call the police because there is an alien in my house (I live in a country that is 99% white)

Tifa ball

>>717937959 (OP)
First things first, I'm grabbing that ass and picking her up by the buttcheeks. Then I swing her around and press her against the wall "Ooh hoo baby girly you like that?" I whisper loudly. Afterwards I start fucking her and using my dick to make her cum. Then I flip her around and go all crazy like a honey badger and tear her up. Afterwards I grab her head "open up baby daddys about to release... just... erghhhh fuck im shooting my cum!" and I bust on her face and my nut is big and white and drippy. She licks it off and says "Dinner's ready hubbie!" We eat our dinner sandwiches, the smell of sex still floating around the oxygen particles in the atmosphere.

>>717937959 (OP)
Attack and dethrone god because clearly there's magic and shit but that's not the person I want smdh.

>>717938126

If you'd be married to her for 5 years you'd probably struggle to cum from fucking her unless you really went at it.

>t. knower

>jerking your dick to 3d models ripped from videogames

sad stuff

>>717937959 (OP)
I'd ask her if she's really Tifa Lockhart from Final Fantasy VII

>pull out phone and immediately start recording for evidence
>demand to know who she is and why she’s in my house
>ask her to leave with a threat to call the cops
>call cops if she doesn’t
>show cops recording so I’m less likely to get thrown in the back of the cruiser because muh believe women
I’m not getting fucked by the courtjew today goy.

>>717938698
>>717939310
problem?

>>717939432
nigga is married to Tifa

>>717937959 (OP)
Dinner
First course: you :3

>>717937959 (OP)
Nothing. Sex should be pre-planned and not spontaneous

>>717937959 (OP)
Turn into Barret.

I snort a line of coke, have her huff some poppers, grab the lidocaine lube and lube up my arm then anally punch fist her so deep that I can see her belly bulge and I do it until she prolapses and pisses all over the place.

>>717939661
Wtf

>>717937959 (OP)
"Babe let me get a drink of water then tell me about what you learned in Scientific American today?"

>>717939458
agreed, in the good old days i didn't have to rip the models, i would just jack off to sophitia's model directly while playing soul calibur 3

>>717937959 (OP)
/v/ - Video Games

When did I turn into Barret?

>>717939664
>>717939757
why are you so brain damaged

I'd link to share a link to the best feet video if anyone's interested

>>717939795
brown skin causes that

>>717939847
>best feet video
big if true!

>>717939795
Anglos love cuckoldry for some reason

>>717939747
>videogame board is talking about the videogame character
Holy shit retard-kun, I think you're onto something!

>>717940083
https://xhamster.desi/videos/podolatria-foot-fetish-6-xhB5lyRr

thank me later

>>717937959 (OP)
360 and walk away, then call aerith over

>>717938425
genuinely believe social media has made girls overvalue their ability to give dudes sex to the point that they guard it like a dragon hoarding gold, when I was a kid girls where trying to fuck left right and centre, I also think they get the sexual approval/gratification they desire online without having to put out, which doesn't help.

Basically, you never stood a chance and finding a girl willing to fuck is like winning the lottery now

>>717940107
>mumbaipics
>isrealhookups

>>717940107
wtf all english names. what is wrong with white people

>>717938049
he cute

>>717940343
>heir ability to give dudes sex to the point that they guard it like a dragon hoarding gold
I mean from the evolutionary standpoint that's pretty much all they've got over men, on average they are weaker, more prone to getting carried away with emotions and so on, obviously without rules and laws in place men would just rape them like our ancestors did, I guess this is the cucked state of current affairs
doesn't help either that most men are grown up and educated by women at pretty much all the important stages of life from the womb to college because fathers are busy wagecucking and goying on their adult daycare jobs

realistically speaking, where do we end up if we keep going like this for the next 10-30 years?

>>717940256
>>talking about the videogame character

How do I stop being a porn addict?

>>717937959 (OP)
I'd rather have sex tbqhwu

>>717938839
Where's his dingaling?

>>717937959 (OP)
Who are you? How did you get in my home? And what the hell did you do to my twink man servant?

>>717941092
Ngh~

>>717938049
FPBP