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undertale is homestuck for zoomers

>>717940127
I thought homosuck was for zoomers.

>>717940057 (OP)
no canon btw they're all boys

>>717940127
Homestuck fandom is majority zoomers

>>717940057 (OP)
Chara is the sexiest white girl ever.

>>717940547
Post one single in-game proof.

>>717940547
that makes it even hotter desu

does anyone have that post where toby says that they need to make the valentines event more gay with a sprite of berdly and kris? i saw a screenshot but couldnt find the source so it probably fake but i wanted to check

>>717940057 (OP)
chara

>>717940617
Asians>Whites.

>>717940621
no hourglass shape

>>717940821
>make the valentines event more gay with a sprite of berdly and kris
Kris is male confirmed

>>717940842
Children usually don't have an hourglass body shape

>>717940842
Women can have all types of shapes, chud.

The ideal party would be:

>Chara
For my human wife.
>Ralsei
For my e621 wife.
>Me
The patriarch and dom of this group.

>>717940870
idk tho i never saw it at the source it could easily be a photoshop

>>717940870
>>717941073
It's a fake tweet.

>>717940127
I like like Undertale and Deltarune, but I honestly don't give a shit about Homestruck.

>>717942282
Then you're not a real fan

>>717942403
Since when do I have to be a fan of something else to be a fan? Anyway I tried reading it years ago when it was MS paint adventures, but I just couldn't get through it

>>717942282
You're a real Toby fan.

>>717940842
What kind of 6 year old has an hourglass shape? Don't try to provide examples, keep that to yourself.

>>717942282
Same, never cared about it. The more I learn about it the less interested I am.

>>717943675
HOCHI MAMA

>>717943675
MOOOOOODS.

Reminder that (You) are a bad guy because you are forcing Kris to betray his childhood friend and side with some filthy delinquent who he barely knows.

>>717944230
Nah, if I was actually able to force Kris to do something it'd be killing his friends

Is it me or no one cares about Darkners anymore?

>>717940127
Deltarune is homestuck for White Male Gamers

>>717940278
from what i can tell it was more of a late millennial thing, but some older zoomers got into it as well
t. elder zoomer who has friends who were into it

>>717945231
Toby did that himself by sidelining them in Chapters 3 and 4. Tenna, Jackstein, Ramb, Weather Duo and the Mikes are the only "important" darkners in Chapters 3 and 4 outside of the fodder enemies.
>>717945295
>Sacred picture not on page 10

>>717940057 (OP)
kris, my wayward son (female)

>>717944230
Have you seen him drink Susie’s tea? He loves the Sooz.

>>717940057 (OP)
>A darkner's sole purpose in life is to serve and be useful to the master class of lightner's
What did Tobias Vulpes mean by this

>>717944230
kris' friendship with dess is just painful now, even he knows that
whatever issue kris has with noelle is not caused by (you), it can be worsened but kris started it
meanwhile kris has zero hangups with susie despite the bullying prior, every pro susie option is also something kris would've done, and we know that thanks to how people react to his wording/ tone

Where did he go? Why isn't he in Castle Town?

>>717945570
Mostly just chapter 4. Between all the Gerson lessons and prophesies there really wasn’t any time to develop any minor characters.

>>717942983
>Ask question
>"you're not allowed to answer the question"
Yikes!

>>717946132
he's still in kris' house
i'm willing to bet most of the ch3 darkners won't show up in castle town to keep toriel from asking questions

>>717946132
Sent to the rape dungeon by FRIEND.

>>717946132
Unknown.

>>717945547
Oh great, another Desster the Doelester thread.

>>717945678
we should be able to fly the soul into kris's pussy and impregnate her with 3

>>717940614
Nah, Homestuck is a squarely millennial thing

New theory - Kris didn't dispose of ThornRing because he was saving it for Susie. Considering how much she loves self-harm, it might be right up her alley.

>>717940057 (OP)
Chara is my true friend
Chara is my buddy
Chara is my ghost
Chara is my determination.

>>717941190
oh thanks

>>717948596
Frisky is cuter desu. Love my nice, meek girls.

>>717945295
This picture had me willy so rock hard it could take down the twin towers until i noticed the bulge

>>>/vg/
Go back.

>>717949000
Nice choice, but think about it, you could try to tardwrangle that murderous girl into being a proper person, with enough DETERMINATION

>>717949324
Chara's just not my type. I need someone that wrangle me into being a better person, not a worser one.

>>717940547
>ESL
>fag
pottery

>>717944230
Kris WILL fuck the Dino and he WILL be happy

>>717949764
sweaty goblin tomboy yuri sex

>>717940127
>current generation homestuck is homestuck for the current generation
I mean, yeah?

>>717949921
Sorry, can't have yurislop, Asgore needs some grandkids.

>>717946132
ERAM took him to hell.

>>717951969
if they want kids or are demanded for grandkids there's a certain fluffy boy who has twelve whole inches to assist with

>>717940127
homestuck is made for an audience of high schoolers, deltarune is made for an audience of middle schoolers
not as an insult just as a factual statement. 7th grade me wouldve loved deltarune.

>>717946368
>Anon learns what a rhetorical question is