>parents asking me why I dont have a gf yet and why im not close to getting married
OH NO NO ITS BEGGINING

>>717947986 (OP)
its worse when they wanna set you up

How old are you? I'm 28 and I think my parents gave up.

my mom cheated on and stabbed my dad and they're both still married
my brother married a bipolar girl who tried to overdose the day he proposed
I've never had a girlfriend

>>717947986 (OP)
My mother is still seething at me for moving out and getting married.

>>717947986 (OP)

>>717948250
>cheated on and stabbed my dad
so..... is she single?

>>717947986 (OP)
>marriage
Lmao, most people I've seen who are married are miserable. The wife always balloons up and demands more while the husband becomes a husk like the mind controlled people from Weapons.

Bro turned 17.
>>717948131
This is true. Like why the fuck do you think a girl who finds my dad funny or charming would want the exact opposite? Video gemes.

>>717948279
My mom will do this if I move out, guess I'll just work every now and then and play vidya until my mom and pops are both dead
never heard them fight either

>>717947986 (OP)
Surprised parents still do that with zoomers and alphas, figured by now everyone over 30 realizes the dating scene is basically nonexistent if you aren't using the apps to lay some pipe.

>>717947986 (OP)
It's 2025 it's cool to be gay anon just tell them you like apples not oranges

>>717948424
Gen X parents are apathetic about raising their kids.

>>717948250
how's your new google fiber internet?

>>717947986 (OP)
it could be worse. I'm a widower and my family asks me when I'm gonna get a stepmom for my kid
the answer is never

My parents never done that. Even before I became a neet

>>717947986 (OP)
tell em your gay

>>717948279
I have a mom like this too. It works out though because I actually enjoy living with her and being single.

>nobody asks me
>when I mention wanting a gf and family people just get silent and awkwardly look away
It's too late for me. Never go bald. Start taking drugs for hair loss as soon as you hit 18.

>>717947986 (OP)
I want a dog, not a kid.
>gf
No thanks.

>>717948690
>When are you going to get a boyfriend?

>>717947986 (OP)
>why I dont have a gf yet
They still have hope for you, cute.

>>717948750
Grim

>>717947986 (OP)
They stopped asking me years ago

My sister has like 20 kids and grandkids. My brother has one autistic nut job kid. I pretty much got a free pass to not procreate at this point.

>sibling is a fuckup
>family expects you to do great things to compensate
>can't afford to move out or be an adult besides helping with bills

My parents don't ask anymore, I was engaged for two years but we broke up when she went home to care for her parents (I don't do long distance) and I've told them I pretty much have zero desire for kids or a serious relationship

>>717947986 (OP)
Do not get married not for a decade or two at least
Marriage completely drains you of your vitality and eradicates any chance of you ever achieving something in life
The greatest men in history were those who were either social rejects with no hoes or people who only married because it was societally expected of them
We're not in that society anymore so don't bother
Not to mention you're just in a legal rapenest anyways

>>717947986 (OP)
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>>717948250
It's funny, my mom stabbed my dad once too and they're still together after 45 years.