Thread 717959226

I bought the remake

Then why did you post those problematic old designs instead of the ones redesigned for modern sensibilities?

>>717959226 (OP)
didnt ask

What are they gonna do to that poor boy?

i pirated it

>>717959226 (OP)
Should a priestess really be wearing a skintight bodysuit?

i need curry

God bless Rebis and his doujins

>>717959273
I hate Square Enix.

>>717959371
100%

>>717959226 (OP)
>>717959670
Here's my question. How do you actually put this on?

>>717959226 (OP)
As you should

>>717959226 (OP)
i would buy the fuck out of a game like this.

>>717959796
Probably the same way you put on any unitard.

>>717959796
the same way you put on pants? you just have to pull it up over your shoulders and put your arms through the arm holes. have you never worn a Halloween costume before? that's how my Spider-Man and Mighty Morphin Power Rangers Halloween costumes worked as a kid.

>>717959295
they're going to turn him into a dragon-slaying hero

>>717959796
Same way as any other bodysuit

>>717959273
Unfortunately it can’t be helped. The devs are dead set on kids being able to play these games and due to changes to the Japanese age rating system they can’t get away with things they used to and get the ratings they want. Luckily the changes are basically just a few pixels changed on a little sprite so fans should be able to easily fix it with mods on PC, and if you have to play on console it’s not THAT noticeable. Even one of the first games to receive these age rating changes, the 3ds version of DQ8, has mods to revert them and even things like reinserting the orchestrated ost and JP dub, so if you have the modding know-how it becomes a great version of the game.

>>717960148
nnnghhhh

>>717960202
Also getting tired of extremely over exaggerated breast on anime girls.

>>717959226 (OP)
Kino queens

>>717960415
Why are you gay?

>>717960410
Calm down anon!

>>717959226 (OP)
why does DQ3 have so many doujins?

smacking big boobies around like a rhythm bag

>>717960202
Ask not for smaller boobs but bigger hands to hold them

>>717960202
>>717960415
>T. butt hurt dumb gay boys!
Kek! :3

>>717960468
He's a failed abortion!

Listen, we can't let the big butt fans win again, we'll never rear the end of it.

>>717960475
fuck I need to take it out

>>717960475
He's not the only one, you've got a whole party here

>>717959226 (OP)
>no pubes trail on the Warrior
come on, man...

>>717960598
Take what out anon?

>>717960614
Then calm down too!

>>717960707
my throbbing gamer pp

>>717959226 (OP)
Does this mean the God(?) in Dragon's Quest approves of Straight Shota Sex?

>>717960856
Why would you take it out? What are you planning to do with that throbbing thing? Nothing degenerate I hope...

>/trash/ AGP thread leaking out of it's containment board again
Well, whatever. Start slurping on my chunky nutgunk or I might blast it into your womb.

>>717960892
God(?) in Dragon's Quest approves of sluts - Sexy/Vixen heroines get best stat advances

>>717960963
I'm squirming so much it's hard to think.. or type

>>717961164
You don't have to think about anything anon, just take care of whatever's making you squirm~

>>717960475
>>717959226 (OP)
Monitoring the thread

>>717960202
Anything smaller now a days and you risk a cover of witches all called Karen on the internet interpreting the character as underaged material, that will see them crying at a credit card company to prevent shops from putting your game on their storefront. So you better get used to girls having huge, undeniably adult aged tits, anon.

the outfit is unreasonable. its just gonna collect all of your sweat in it.

>>717959549
That Tifa on the left with right's socks would be perfect.

Do Priestesses really need direct contact with as much area as possible when they heal small male heroes or is it a lie?

>>717959226 (OP)
>No futa cock
Why suddenly this place become sooo fucking straight!

>>717959549
>>717960176
it's been like this since for ever.

>>717961265
>anon came
lmao, I just entered and cracked up. Not everyone can be gifted sadly

>>717959549
Are there mods to remove the shitty undershirt and shorts?

>>717960475
Phantom jerk motion is my weakness. Damn.

>>717959226 (OP)
was it good?

>>717964015
excellent taste

I wanna be isekaid as a young hero and have baby making education with my mature all female party.

>>717959670
It's vacuum sealed

Best thread in ages...

So any actual thoughts about the remake?
Is it dumbed down compared to the SNES version ?

>>717964683
>dumbed down
In a sense yes. Several classes were bumped up in power and given AoE skills so they're not dead weight but this also made it so you have very easy access to spammable multi-target abilities.

>>717964683
no thoughts only gooning

>>717964683
I didnt play the game...
>>717964898
This...

>>717960707
>stubble peak
HNNNNNNNNG
SNIFFFFF

>>717959226 (OP)
What's the optimal way to play 3?

for me, it's anal in the armpits for procreation purposes

>>717964683
I played like 5 hours of III and it was fun.

>>717967805
one handed

>>717959226 (OP)
Well, I'm going to pirate the SNES remake!

>>717959226 (OP)
kinda funny that the devs just put out the "updated" designs and the type 1 and type 2 thing only 10 minutes into the game to please their western branch ethics PR faggots before proceeding to completely shit all over it later. the sprites never really changed, there's still items that apply the gender locks and they never even bothered to cut out the puff puff gag since nobody in PR there actually plays videogames to get that far. besides, it's not like it's the first time the US branch tried to fuck them with censorship (you don't save in churches in the NES and GBA releases) so the pearl clutching by tourists like asmongler is as retarded as the censorship from square itself

>>717959226 (OP)
I say no TO BOOBS
The muscle is STRONG

>>717960963
>womb pudge

>>717959226 (OP)
For me it's the priest

>>717960892
Yeah, vaguely recall one of the creators made a post saying it was possible for shota MC to marry a woman in her 30s but I don't have the image saved

>>717959549
The top right one is an improvement desu