Thread 717959652

Ayyy lmao

We're!

guys, i think.

I don't get it. Why wouldn't a dev include something as basic as a pause feature?

dota 2 has a pause feature even though its a online game

>Coca-Cola makes an earnest attempt to stretch a hand towards gamers, representing the fact we may be apart but no less connected in the big global village that is the internet
>/v/ mocks the whole thing profusely and yet, still has the gall to ask "wahhh wahhh why are gamers so hated!!!"

>press pause
>character is displayed as a ghost who can't be killed?
Based or cringe?

>>717959652 (OP)
Tell your Daughter her K/D ratio was ass anyway, putting the controller down won't make it much worse.

>>717959905
I know why gamers are hated thoughever...

>>717959926
>Get into a shoot out
>Press the "don't kill me" button
>Wait for shooter to leave

>>717959905
>>Coca-Cola makes
yikes

My girlfriend is 35 and I had to explain this to her the other day

Is this the thread? Someone better have the gamestop cheese

>>717959905
>coke makes some intern make HOW DO YOU DO FELLOW KIDS comics
>earnest attempt

>>717959827
Yes but that's just for toxic clout pausing, you're not actually supposed to go afk.

>>717960058
Your girlfriend had the better part of 30 years to understand this.

>>717960085
Digits and the hot sauce for white people is posted

There are games without a pause feature?

>>717959905
>make fun of disgusting corporate slop brand
>"REEEE SEE THAT'S WHY I HATE YOU! I HATE YOU SO MUCH!"
lmaoing@u pathetic little rat

>>717959905
Nigga Coca Cola is the reason the
>burgers?
Meme exists. If you find yourself on the same side as those fags it's time to bow out.

>>717960153
I'll post one anyway.

>>717960085
Sex with White Korra

>>717959926
>total invincibility on demand with one button
you should be able to take a death and respawn when youre ready, but only for 2 minutes. I'm sure there must be games that do pretty much this.

Bring back Gamer Comics.

>>717959905
Haven't you got some fresh water to steal?

>>717960237
I love all the edits shitting on this creator.

God I love being a Gamer.

>>717960134
for pub games yeah you cant go afk. if its scrim its called a "tactical pause".

>>717960237
the must cruel part about these comics is that the protagonist carries around the horribly mutilated corpse of a deep sea fish, which only looks like that because of the gas expansion in all of its cells from surfacing it to a low pressure environment.

>>717960217
The funniest version I've seen was where bottle label said "fucking water" but nothing else changed. Still racist but I laffed

>>717960217
I need an edit with this but with milk, and the last panel has Goku shitting himself

This has nothing to do with video games but I like it.

>>717960237
Based.

>>717960237
Why did his hair change directions?

>>717959905
Honestly why are they even advertising? I'm literally drinking a Coke Zero right fucking now. What more do they want from me? Stop making me cringe.

>>717960602
>With Ethan out, Chris must once again track down Leon and get him to fuck his sister, Claire.

>>717960453
Awh no, no bully the bune...

>>717960224
>>717960015
>he fears the Kitty Pryde mode
Cowards

>>717960316
Remember what they took from you.

>>717960085
Delivered

>>717960217
Saved lmao

>>717960237
God I hate this fucking fish so much. Literally every single comic is just "me opinion good, you opinion bad, you die now because you bad and me good" in support of the absolute stupidest fucking opinions ever.

Good end.

>>717959905
>major Global water polluter that makes shitty cornsyrup slop that doesnt even appeal to gamers like Mtn Dew makes shit ad
>gamers make fun of Ad and go back to drinking mtn dew and energy drinks
>*NPC mad face

>>717960704
Laser cheese

>>717960704
Now do the bloodborne version

>>717960816
More like
>npcs respond *unironically* to obvious bait face

lol im banned

Good end. (Yaoi route)

>>717960217
the water one and the Shave Ice sno cone one are the funniest

>>717960704
what's with the giant cheese?

>>717960913
>Shave Ice
This one?

>>717960903
yaoi is literally only good if they are both cute boys

>>717960959
every time

>>717961012
True.
Or traps.

>>717960903
>>717961012
>bros can't find each other cute

>>717960704
Its as if it was drawn by 3 different people

>>717959905
No it's cuz they followed that meme pic of the lady and thus don't have an original bone in their body, and in the end they're not "extending a hand," they're just trying to sell you coke.

>>717961062
Incredibly true.

>>717960959
òrele

I like comics with happy endings!

>>717961118
Racecar Johnny is so based, I wish I could be more like him.

>>717960959
ye
my sides are in orbit

>>717961118
>later, she fucks and sucks Racecar Johnny despite him being a flagrant misogynist

>>717960667
You aren't looking in the right places Chris. There are pliantly more fish in the sea ready to secure the Redfield bloodline. Put out the call and they will come.

>>717959652 (OP)
I actually managed to explain this pretty well to my parents; they would then just ask me to do whatever it was they wanted when I had a minute.

>>717961216
This better not be that anti smoking comic

>>717961062
Probably less than one percent of the people that played BG3 were the thing on the right. Mental illness isn't that common.

>>717960959
does anyone actually find this interesting or is it one of those things everyone feels obligated to post?

I need to save more comics.

>>717961348
I love these edits and I wish people made more.

Anyone have the one thats like
>can we stop pretending to like beer?

>>717961375
>mfw normies want a boring looking woman instead of a more robotic waifu

>>717961348
>doesnt think its hilarious
reddit is down the hall and to the left

>>717961348
>does anyone actually find this interesting
reddit does
tumblr too

>>717960838
I didn't know a bloodborne version exists. I was going to post the DS1 version (where Chosen Undead visits the Toomb of Giants) but I can't fucking find it so here have this one instead.

>>717960951
It is a very poorly drawn and very poorly scaled crowd of people looking at her wet t shirt.

>>717959905
>try to make profits
>disguise it as solidarity
this shit is how the tranny situation has reached the point it is right now.
capitalism doesn't give a shit about human life or dignity, and will never be your friend, unless you are fucking someone else for a profit, under the fake excuse that you care about them.

>>717960282
kek

>>717960058
>hagfags GF’s act like literal moms like >>717959652 (OP)
Why do hagfags like dating older women again?

>>717961635
kino

>>717959652 (OP)
You always just quit the game and didn't argue with parents, right anon?

>>717961672
Good Ol' Benjamin Franklin actually wrote a letter on the virtues of dating older women.

I just wanted to summon a demon...

>>717961559
Thats so fucking stupid kek

>>717959652 (OP)
I've never actually seen the original before

>>717961348
it's hilarious because its peak american cOmEDy, which isn't about being funny, but an attempt to always have the last word.

>>717961569
This was never a secret. Largely, the people being pandered to knew this and were happy that corporations were using their beliefs for profit because it lent more cultural power to them as the corporations functioned as propaganda for them in convincing people that their beliefs had become the standard.

>>717959738
WE'RE!!!

>>717959738
>>717961906

>>717961775
No. I ended up being allowed to have some small amount of agency as long as I didn't miss dinner or did what I was asked after the game. It taught me the great life skill of remembering tasks I was asked to do while finishing others.

>>717960959
gracias

>>717959652 (OP)
Why was I expecting them to make out

>>717961635
Is that the same lady?

>>717961862
all bones, no brain.

>>717960316
Corrupting/feminizing cave men into basic bitch bimbos is an unexplored avenue

>>717961798
It's actually about casually having sex with old women not dating.

Hence the you know, "I still advise you marry discretely," line. Basically you can fuck all of the old slampigs you want but you should marry someone young.

>>717961983
>Posts a comic of a man crafting his own furniture and showing it to an extremely attractive woman
What did you mean by this

Top 2 funniest failures

>>717962153
Sorry, "marry *directly."

>>717962051
That sounds rather cold.

>>717959652 (OP)
I hate parents So Fucki much

>>717960217
this but replace the spic with monkeys

>>717959652 (OP)
You can pause EVERY online game by just going afk. If your team mates can't deal without me for like 10 minutes they are noobs that should never talk to me ever again.

>>717961775
If it was something that needed done asap like taking in groceries yeah.
If it was something that wasn’t a super urgent thing usually I’d just as for a bit and my mom would be fine with it as long as it didn’t take ages

>>717962105
This artist does great work, I love the pokemon themed one where the pokemon all evolve to become huge and lovingly rape their owners.

>>717962098
Oh hey there it is. I once made a custom mtg card for laser cheese. It could tap to destrooy target white permanent.

>>717960602
i think i need context on this image.

Anyone got that one comic of the redhead girl gassing herself up about having a universe inside her and how she holds her keys like claws? Eltonel made a pic where she's getting fucked.

>>717960217
Lmao. Mayos are so embarrassing.

>>717959652 (OP)
i entered this thread expecting the lesbian sex edit, im dissapointed of all you guys...

Anyone got the one of the two fat gay guys who fuck eachother?

>>717962490
t. nigger and/or indian.

>>717961862
>the dungeon crawl stone soup experience

>>717962231
How is that cold? I got to finish games with my friends but still had responsibilities and family time.

>>717962551
>the insane amount of butthurt spawned 20 edits
This will never not be funny

>>717962414
the context is right is a manchild who wants to play with glow in the dark toys while under the bedcovers instead of smashing lady's brains out with his penits
it's probably resident evil idgaf

>>717962632
>the insane amount of seething over people dunking on a spic that larps as goku
True, it will always be funny which is why people post them and then make their own edits to further dunk on the original.

Well /v/??

>>717960217
Kek

>>717960756
>Get me an edit, and make it waaaaaay wholesome!

>>717962825
if humans were meant to change genders they would be snails, and would do it naturally, without aid of any hormonal treatment
gender dysphoria is a mental illness, and the reason it recieves so much help from media is because the profit that it generates off of those retards that believe spending all those money will give them what their deluded brain think they need.

>>717962847
please do not pair us with pajeets, call us beaners, spics or whatever you want, but please, do not pair us with pajeets, that's really insulting.

>>717963001
KEK. What would be the worst team to show a girl?

>>717959905
I hate being pandered too but it's at least amusing when they fail to pander

>>717963169
All Mr. Mime.

>>717960959
Vargposting with mexicans

kek'd hard

>>717963229
>All Mr. Mime.
you mean Dittos, right?

>>717963293
No.

https://youtu.be/B4Hrh7tjWY4?si=OR-rSipBzx2471Ev

>>717961043
>>717961209
>>717962063
>>717963282
>performative /v/ posting

>>717959652 (OP)
Why is she casting supernova

>>717962490
>>717962632
eat cow ass

>>717962847
butter and cheese count
and italians dont because tomatos and pasta are both foreign imports to italy

>>717962825
Chemical castration is not healthcare. Also, not going through puberty properly causes permanent brain damage.

>>717963518
Good to see that Ronnie's still got it.

>>717963489
What the fuck is her problem? And what is that second s word ending with e?

>>717963745
I think it might be sissie

>>717960696
She can still get forcechoked with vaguely particle thematic energy fields
also kitty sexxo

>>717960527
gotta stay omnipresent so all future babies imprint on your corpo first

>>717963373
kino

>he did all the sidequests
why

lul

>>717959652 (OP)
Where is the "dad's not home" version?

>>717961173
Not as based as Fat Kevin.

>>717961540
>ror2 version
holy kek

>>717962825
How does this make sense?

>>717961798
>and as in the dark all the cats are grey
What Did He Mean By This???

>>717964320
Everyone looks the same in the dark, ESL-kun.

>>717959905
>w-why didn't you buy into our marketing, chud?????
damn I didn't know goga-gola made vidya gayms
faggot

>>717963969
reminds me of the story about the guy who went to checkout line with a carrot and some vaseline. but then he thought better of it, so he went and got all the ingredients for a carrot cake, too.

>>717961260
Someone needs to make an edit but it's just Wesker looking at Chris's ass.

>>717960058
Why does your girlfriend act like a boomer?

>>717963969
I am going to have sex with this female Flame Atronach from Oblivion. I find the female Atronaches in The Elder Scrolls IV Oblivion sexy. However, their body is made up of 87% fire, and 100% fire surrounds them. That could kill me if I tried to have sex with one. To remedy this, the Flame Atronach casts a spell on me making me resistant to fire. Keep in mind, resistant is not the same as immune. I still take damage. It is either 1 point or 0 points of damage each second I am having sex with her. Just because a particular second caused 0 points of damage, does not mean that I did not feel anything, It just means that I took no damage. I am not going to rush through having sex with this Flame Atronach, I make sure I pleasure anything I have sex with, especially non-humans! I'd rather take damage than not pleasure the Flame Atronach.
The Flame Atronach and I go to the Planes of Oblivion to have sex. When having sex with non-humans, it is ALWAYS sexier to have sex in their natural habitat rather than a human's natural habitat.
Before we went into the Planes of Oblivion, the Flame Atronach let all the Daedra know that we are just here for sex. The Daedra will not attack us because they know I am here at the Planes of Oblivion on sexual business. This includes the Dremora. However, the Dremora Marknyaz thinks that I am going to be an easy recruit for becoming a follower of Mehrunes Dagon considering that I am having sex with a Flame Atronach. However, I have no interest in becoming a Daedra.

>>717962825
> I don't want the kids being genetically modified
>AH THEN HOW ABOUT YOU DO IT BUT DIFFERENTLY???
What the FUCK did he mean by this?

>>717959652 (OP)
no, trannies don't look like that

>>717960756
is there a gta version where he orders a number 9 etc?

>>717964695
I still think the cuck comic was worse.

>>717960959
never understood this, i must have missed a political event

I can't jack off to this thread
Where the fuck the funny furry comics at?

>>717965038
yiff in hell furfaggot

>>717961118
>Did you just do the thing that every mixed gender friend group does when saying goodbye? BIGOT!

>>717961118
i wish it was still like the way this comic is complaining about

>>717964695
the fuck is half that dialogue
even ignoring the insane terminology, it reads so fucking weird
if you told me an ai generated that, i wouldn't be shocked

>>717965150
I don't get the joke
.....

>>717965170
Mr. House fucks Snowglobes, everyone in New Vegas knows about it.

>>717962847
I don't think actual french and italians identity as white. They identify as french and italians. That's mostly an American invention.

>>717964573
Wait how does one fuck a Throne? Where dies the penis go exactly?

>>717965281

>>717965234
To be fair, you have to be high IQ to understand Italian food.

>>717964695
>>717964990

>>717965278
No they're buttplugs. He can't "have people in orbit" without them.

>>717959905
>Hey kids! Do you like video games! Well, so do we at [brand!] Aren't we so fucking quirky drink the yummy liquid.

>>717965321
>>717965281
>>717965150
>>717965103

>>717965234
For Italians, food is serious business.
A recent example:
Cacio e pepe: Good Food pasta recipe sparks fury in Italy
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/crkz2jv51kmo

>>717965358
jfc

>>717965384
>"We have to keep all the Space out or it'll go up your butt and you'll become Space Gay."

>"I should have joined the NCR."

>>717965358
Americans were a mistake.

>>717964246
Gay

>>717965515
Chat, is this real?

>>717965584
>that artstyle

>online games can't be pause-
>ACK!

>>717960237
I love the porn edits with this bitch

>>717965597
it's real. don't know if you can even buy a new black & white printer now.

>>717965584
Reminds me of Jade Empire when you get the Blunderbuss and just wreck enemies.

>>717964534
I love the implication that Justin is some sort of elder evil who can tell daedra, "no thanks mate, I'm just here for sex."

>>717965778
I wish I was fucking cool enough to earn the title Sir Roderick Ponce Von Fontlebottom the Magnificent Bastard.

>>717961831
Found the butthurt latnix

New Vegas needed to spend more time on us getting revenge on Benny.

>>717961831
I think it's hilarious the butthurt cumskins will reply seething to every single post even slightly alluding to the edit as silly. That's how assblasted they are.
Why can't they just handle some bantz?

>>717965951
good, fuck Aira

>>717966114
I think what we had was plenty good already, except not fleshing out the "free benny in the fort, and then he shows up for a final showdown to call you a dumbass" option.

>>717959905
>big global village that is the internet
lol, fuck off.

>>717959905
yeah like how they stretch a hand to the third worlders they sell their drinks to, in small villages where rrefilling the coke bottle is cheaper than clean water

>>717966249
If he was drinking Dr. Pepper, he would have won that fight.

>>717959905
I want less people over and 0 corporate grifting in this industry. Just because Coke is doing the brand equivalent of "HOW DO YOU DO FELLOW KIDS" doesn't make it any better

>>717966370
AHAHHAHAHAHHA FUCKING HELL