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Anonymous No.717961894 >>717962780 >>717963175 >>717966172 >>717966256
*sigh* another fucking game I was looking forward to that I simply cannot play on deck. I just have no choice, there's no excuse or out anymore. I have to buy the Xbox Rog Ally X, inspite of the price.
Anonymous No.717962030 >>717962201
It's some DEI girlboss wokeslop, you're not missing out much
Anonymous No.717962201 >>717962446 >>717962563 >>717963095 >>717963281 >>717965169 >>717966256
>>717962030
Youre retarded. Just read the first and third post of this dead thread and learn to not be retarded:
>>717933996
Anonymous No.717962250
Its nice that not all /v/ anons are retarded and just eat up AAA slop or indie slop which is just apeing their childhood. This game looks good if you like puzzle adventure games
Anonymous No.717962446 >>717962572
>>717962201
I ain't reading any of that shit bro. The cover tells me everything I need to know about the game.
Anonymous No.717962563
>>717962201
nigga you're retarded lmao nobody is reading that shit
Anonymous No.717962572
>>717962446
again, youre mentally retarded and even worse. shallow.
Anonymous No.717962693
Based Steam Deck saving me from even trying to play modern wokeslop.
Anonymous No.717962780
>>717961894 (OP)
Nigger 24 fps is plenty what you need 16 fps for your forefathers were lucky to have 12fps per second so 8fps for a cutting edge game is plenty
Anonymous No.717963095
>>717962201
you dumb nigger, look at the cover. use your brain for once in your life
Anonymous No.717963175
>>717961894 (OP)
>nigger vikings
>smoke detector pauses
Anonymous No.717963281 >>717964581
>>717962201
>first and third post
newfag retard you mean the OP and the 2nd post? stupid westoidslop playing faggot
Anonymous No.717964581 >>717964641
>>717963281
>you mean the OP and the 2nd post?
Yes, same thing different words.
>stupid westoidslop playing faggot
are you some kind of /v/pol bot?
Anonymous No.717964641 >>717965009
>>717964581
you do not belong here, fag
Anonymous No.717965009 >>717966404 >>717968459
>>717964641
Lol look at the reviews and the comments on the playstation launch trailer retard. Reddit and Normies agree with you. Youre such a literal bot with zero self awareness that you dont realize that 4chan is the other side of the same coin reddit is. Youre such a dumb fucking substanceless motherfucker that you think superficial appearance and perception based differences, like the fact that 4chantards are more openly aggresive, and say faggot, makes you different from passive aggresive "take your meds" reddit, that you retards also say.

Fucking retard get BTFO by somebody that actually LIKES AND VALUES THE POTENTIAL FOR GAMES TO NOT ALL BE THE SAME, TO BE MORE THAN JUST STRAIGHT GARBAGE GENERIC SHALLOW ACTION GAMES WHERE ANY OTHER FORM OF GAMEPLAY IS JUST FILLER AND NOT GIVEN AS MUCH FOCUS AND EFFORT AS THE COMBAT. GAMES WITH REAL TRAVERSAL AND PLATFORMING almost LIKE CLASSIC TOMB RAIDER THAT HAS REVIWERS COMPLAINING AND CRYING THAT IT EXPECTS THEM TO BE TOO PRECISE SO IT MAKES IT TEDIOUS.

OR OTHER JOURNOS COMPLAINING THAT THE GAME IS IMBALANCED BECAUSE IT HAS TOO MUCH PUZZLES OVER COMBAT.

BECAUSE YOU, AND JOURNOS, AND NORMIES AND EVERYBODY ELSE FORGOT WHAT THE FUCK THE ADVENTURE ADVENTURE ADFUCKINGVENTURE part of "action adventure" is supposed to be beyond the superficial presentation of LOTR style fantasy journey where you progress from forests to mountains, but are never problem solving to figure out where to go beyond fighting enemies that are along the path.

FUCK YOU, FUCK PLAYSTATION FANS, FUCK REDDIT, FUCK STEAM REVIEWS, FUCK 4CHAN FUCK /VPOL/ FUCK EVERYONE, EVERYONE IS A GARBAGE RETARDED STUPID BOT WITH ZERO SOLID PRINCIPLES OR VALUES and so the only way they know to judge a game, is by brand, nostalgia, or whether they think its woke or not. Superficial characteristics like having somebody with the skintone the same as a healthy tree.
Anonymous No.717965089 >>717966348
kek holy fuck why is he so mad
Anonymous No.717965169
>>717962201
It's a nuGoW sonylike with a black girlboss
Anonymous No.717965618 >>717966089
When did movieshit loving niggers get this uppity, some lowbrow breadtuber grifter told them to act like this?
Anonymous No.717966089
>>717965618
>When did movieshit loving
Retard. Doesnt even pretend to be intelligent enough to actually read.
Anonymous No.717966172 >>717966290 >>717966901
>>717961894 (OP)
Yet it will flawlessly run 1080p 120fps on the Switch 2.
Only giga tech illiterate buy a Steam Deck.
Anonymous No.717966256
>>717961894 (OP)
>*sigh*
this is essayfag isn't it?
>>717962201
>brings up his garbage thread that died
yeah, it's esssayfag. shut the fuck up.
Anonymous No.717966290
>>717966172
>Yet it will flawlessly run 1080p 120fps on the Switch 2.
So many games dont even look like theyre ever going to touch Switch 2. Im still waiting for Expedition 33 to come to Switch 2 even though I finished it on my shitty deck. If its going to take like a year for it to come to switch 2, and the switch is so starved of games besides fucking fortnite and elden ring, then its not worth it, might aswell buy the console claiming to be able to play indiana jones and the great circle.
Anonymous No.717966348
>>717965089
because it is essayfag. he is a failure of a human being, probably has a buttplug in right now that is getting him so agitated. wouldn't be surprised if he feels some sexual gratification from these threads because he is such a degenerate.
Anonymous No.717966404
>>717965009
take your meds.
Anonymous No.717966901
>>717966172
>120fps on the Switch 2
lmfao!
wait...you were serious?
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Anonymous No.717968459 >>717968649
>>717965009
>THE POTENTIAL FOR GAMES TO NOT ALL BE THE SAME
This looks and plays exactly the same as all the other Western AAA garbage. I think you're just incapable of pattern recognition.
Anonymous No.717968649 >>717968723
>>717968459
Do you mfers just stare at game covers without even looking at gameplay? You dont even know what the gameplay is like
Anonymous No.717968723 >>717968965
>>717968649
I watched an eceleb stream it
Anonymous No.717968965 >>717969174
>>717968723
It has more "puzzle development" than an average zelda game. And a greater puzzle frequency than an entire uncharted game in its first hour. This is not a "generic AAA game" in anyway other than self percieved imposed association and perception of certain genre conventions. From an actual gameplay standpoint ignoring the narrative structure (which isnt even close to as remotely intrusive as textboxes in Ocarina of time) its not generic. Just presented as such at most. Im watching a playthrough right now and I hear the puzzles develop even crazier later in the game. Id pirate it right now if my deck could run it, would even buy it over, other $40 games right now
Anonymous No.717969129
Just saw a commercial for this. It reminds me of some other game that failed before. I think it was called Flintlock. This seems to be failing for the same reason. Peaked at 558 players and the rating isn't looking good.
Anonymous No.717969174
>>717968965
>It has more "puzzle development" than an average zelda game. And a greater puzzle frequency than an entire uncharted game in its first hour.
Kek. Okay essayfag, you're a funny guy.