Thread 717967153

not that the console is actually good in any meaningful objective way.
Inb4 muh 153 million units sold. Bitch I already know 153 million children and midwits bought it--that's my point, thanks for making it for me.

Ummm our response, nintendsisters???

>>717967153 (OP)
People like popular thing. I hate to break it to you but a majority of good consoles and gaming platforms are popular in some way. Unless your going to say the Jaguar is the peak of programming

>>717967992
>nintendo makes mediocre console that appeals to mediocre people
>pEoPlE lIkE pOpUlAr ThInG
Cope and seethe, tranny. Nintendo lost.

literally what the fuck are you talking about you schizo

>>717968124
Ok name me some of the obscure gems you enjoy

>>717968124
Says the cocksucker salty over Nintendo's success. If those lesser 1st companies had good IPs, they would have stood a chance. Name one good PC IP.

What can you do, it's the best the poors can afford. I pre-ordered the $1700 BSB2, they can never even dream of a vr zelda game.

>>717967153 (OP)
>>717968124
>Complains about midwits
>Posts AI generated slop
Tendies might be annoying some times but even they aren't that pathetic.

Why is the macaco sperging out in the catalog again.
What horrible news is about to befall Sony now?

>>717968913
Cry more faggot. You’ve got nothing left. Go play the two games on your porfag cope-tablet.

>>717967153 (OP)
Ultimately I don't care how many people buy it, I don't think they make good games anymore. What they've shown doesn't interest me.

>>717969273
>you've got nothing
>says a guy too dumb to find a fitting basedjack to start his bitchboy thread

Heh

>>717969424
>i-it's not a fitting image
Lmao the seethe is palpable.

>>717968124
kek

>Lmao the seethe is palpable.
>He says as starts a thready crying about people buying Switch 2

>>717969759
Lol, did you run out of games to play? Poor little starvtendoid.

>>717969931
We have already chosen our beautiful new era.

>seething this early
Either something good is going to happen to nintendo or something bad going to happen to sony

>>717970181
>Our beautiful new era
>Re-releases.

>>717970432
Payment processors seem to be chimping out over the new executive order in burgerland, so there's that.

>>717970442
They are all fun.

>>717970442
>bananza
>rerelease
i knew snoys were dumb but this is surprising even by snoy standards

>>717970990
>one game isn't a re-release
>this is a great victory over the snoys!

>>717971075
Are you ready for Mario's daughter to sell more Switch 2 units?

>>717971190
>Muh sales to midwits and pedos
As I said in my OP: thank you for arguing my point on my behalf.

>>717971075
Fun fact, the PiS5 effectively has a single exclusive, astro bot.
One that by your own definitions isn't a re-release, because it's a sequel to a tech demo, that in turn was a sequel to a PS4 game (rescue team).

>>717971285
But if Mario's daughter gets her own game, it might be Super Mario Bros. 1985 all over again.

Yeah the macaco is seething again

>>717967153 (OP)
Cope harder, faglord. Switch 2 is a huge success and there's nothing you can do about it.

>>717971369
Kill yourself and go back to your /vg/ containment thread

>>717971312
And the Astrobot Devs mentioned they were open to porting it

>>717967153 (OP)
Seethe harder schizo

>OP made this thread to post his slop
>the real midwits was OP all along
Neck yourself, piece of shit slopper.

>>717971678
How will that work?
Do I shake my Switch 2 controller while the screen shows the PS5 controller being shaken?

>>717971312
>Astro Bot
>Astro’s Playroom
>Destruction AllStars
>Horizon Call of the Mountain
>The Dark Pictures: Switchback VR
>Synapse
>Silent Hill: The Short Message
>Firewall Ultra

Moot point since PC (and by extension Steam Deck) has more exclusives than your faggy toy will ever have. KYS.

>>717967153 (OP)
Factually accurate thread premise.

>>717971871
Write it in your diary, faggot.

Gallons of water wasted btw

>>717971773
Switch 2 only has 2 exclusives. Why do you lie?

>>717972654
Switch 2 has only been out for 2 months. I don't know why you think this is somehow a winning argument

>>717973606
turn this post into aislop, post number quote and all

>>717972645
>muh water
Who gives a shit? He paid for it. I think it’s funny watching tendies getting baited hard by AI slop.

>>717970612
What is the new executive order?

>>717972058
>Destruction AllStars
That's not a fucking game that's a dei twisted metal.
Also why are you putting fucking vr games on there, you need to buy an extra vr headset that cost 400 on top of your 500 console.

>>717974223
Switch 2 has no games

>>717968913
>AI slop
I hate how every other board and website steals /pol/ memes and misuses/overuses them to the point that they lost all their original meaning.

>>717974223
Still has more than the 2 exclusives the switch 2 has.

>>717974918
what was the original meaning? you mean goyslop?

You see, the thing why snoys are so obsessed with Nintendo is because they have no games to play to distract them from Nintendo.
Also, what blew up this time at Sony?

>>717975280
Why do you assume that the only people who hate you insufferable bootlickers are "snoys"? PC and Xbox chads hate you just as much.

>>717975643
I *am* a PChad, and I don't actually care about consolefaggotry, but it's just very obvious that anytime someone seethes about Nintendo it's a Basedny fan.
Plus, nobody cares about XBox anymore, not even XBoxies.
Now stop your falseflagging, fag.

>>717967153 (OP)
>>717967153 (OP)
>like some games thats on the system
>buy the console
ITS AN IQ TEST IT SUCKS AAH I WANT TO HAVE SEX SO BAD BUT I WAST MY ENERGY ON CARING ABOUT WHAT VIDEO GAME CONSOLE PEOPLE USE.

Nigga, all form of games are retarded, its entertainment, you're not smarter or better for liking different forms of said entertainment

>>717967153 (OP)
The Switch 2 is actually good in a meaningful and objective way, though: it's more powerful hardware.

>>717967153 (OP)
>153 million children
havent had a nintendo console since gamecube but you might wanna recognize where you are you fucking manchild

>>717967153 (OP)
Lol, new cope just dropped.

let's enjoy one of the last melties mr E can have before finally calling it quit and killing himself.