Thread 717975038

Astarion should've been a goth girl we could've gotten vamp girl kino. I don't give a shit if we have less men in the game they're all fags anyways besides minsc and boo

No. Gale should have been the girl.

>>717975038 (OP)
So true, but part of Astarion's charm is how he is a massive fucking campy faggot

>>717975186
Honestly, I don't think he'd be nearly as memorable if he wasn't a colossal fucking flamer.

>>717975186
but vamp girl give me fear boner when she bite my neck hahaha

>>717975038 (OP)
>>717975098
both wrong.
wyll should have been the girl.

>>717975186
>>717975259
he's not even that much of a flaming faggot, he's only as catty/bitchy as your average twink

>>717975326
Don't want a human girl

>>717975038 (OP)
You should've been a goth girl.

>>717975376
but she'd still get turned into a demon with a barbed dick early in the game

>>717975326
No, Wyll has no character apart from being hero guy.

>>717975653
ywnbaw
im a goth boy tho

>>717975738
Within the game world, it isn't. But as a piece of media, perhaps it encourages such things in the real world, which is wrong.

>>717975824
Do first person shooters encourage school shootings?

>>717975738
just fuck a goblin woman

>>717975098
>>717975326
They all should've been the girl. Instead I have to fuck Shadowheart and make quarter-Elves.

>>717975949
why not make half-elves with Minthara?

>>717975738
They'll call him names because they can't call him wrong!

>>717975904
Games that are about committing school shootings encourage school shootings just a little bit, the same way sensationalized news coverage of school shootings encourages school shootings just a little bit. It's a very, very small amount, but it's not a nonexistent amount.

By the same token, games about having sex with animals encourages having sex with animals, while games about having sex with children encourage having sex with children. Most people are just more comfortable putting out media that might do the former than the latter, because the former is at least a little comedic.

>>717975949
lucky
i get to settle down have half horned humans with Karly

>>717975949
this nigger fucked that worn-out hole.
everyone point and laugh. did she tell you how much better you were than the other guys? no?

>>717976241
Any proof of that, claude, dear?

>>717976518
Shadowheart is a pure maiden

>>717976635
True
This mod should come preinstalled in BG3
https://www.nexusmods.com/baldursgate3/mods/11524

>>717975327
Maybe I'm just too old and modern men are faggier than I realize

>>717975038 (OP)
Mega-used goods with a backstory of being the plaything of her sire? Yeah, no thanks.

>>717976667
that's cheating
>>717976858
>old man is confused
anon specifically compared him to your average twink, but you're comparing to modern men. unless you mean to imply that feminine gay men were somehow less faggy in the 90s, you missed the point.

Just mod all the men into women.

>>717975038 (OP)
Then /v/ would have complained about her body count

>>717975038 (OP)
>>717975098
There's already mods for that. Stop complaining.

>>717976946
>that's cheating
Nah, that's anti-cheating.

Any custom campaign mod out? It's been 2 years

>>717978013
nope. won't be either, nobody made tools that can do it

>>717975038 (OP)
nah, make it a genderless primordial vampire that can take the form of living things it drinks from

>>717975738
but a druid being bear is bestiality

>>717977901
That's an aesthetically superior horn shape to whatever the fuck grows on default Wyll.

so, we all agree that everyone in the game should have been a girl?

>>717978940
Especially the player.

>>717979006
>the player
>not the player character
giwtwm