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Anonymous No.717975256 >>717975983 >>717979542 >>717986661 >>717990026 >>717993672 >>717997175
>Stealth take down
>It's a long and brutal animation that is everything but stealthy
Anonymous No.717975315
>Stealth takedown
>Enemy bites your gag
>You scream
Anonymous No.717975371 >>717975438 >>717975547 >>717980963 >>717981192 >>717982519 >>717985478
>Game allows you to stage a suicide or accident
>Theyre so convoluted or suspicious that no detective would ever buy it as anything but a sabotage/murder
Anonymous No.717975438 >>717975547 >>717981036 >>717993775
>>717975371
real life detectives latch onto the most obvious possible suspect and push for it as hard as possible because IRL conviction rate is the only thing that matters because this it is a job
Anonymous No.717975547 >>717975806 >>717981703
>>717975371
>>717975438
Anyone got the webm of the Hitman racing mission where he kills target 1 with a bomb, then the body flies onto the racing track killing target 2?
Anonymous No.717975806 >>717975832 >>717976179 >>717981703 >>717982872 >>717985528 >>717986795 >>717986870 >>717994195
>>717975547
Right here in my hands
Anonymous No.717975832 >>717981703
>>717975806
Thanks senpai
>Hmm yes this seems like a tragic accident
Anonymous No.717975872 >>717976135 >>717976365 >>717982383 >>717984804
>stealth game
>1 stealth weapon
>99 loud weapons
Anonymous No.717975920
>Stealth Rape
Anonymous No.717975950 >>717975992 >>717976198 >>717985891
Imagine a stealthgame but with doom 3 lighting
Anonymous No.717975983
>>717975256 (OP)
what anime?
is it good?
Anonymous No.717975992
>>717975950
Beautiful
Anonymous No.717976135 >>717981268
>>717975872
intravenous is dogshit and the stealth weapons arent even stealthy
Anonymous No.717976179 >>717981171
>>717975806
on the dartmoor level, you can find evidence that the target murdered her brother in the past for nothing, show her the evidence, which leads the target to off herself
the perfect assassination
Anonymous No.717976198 >>717994029
>>717975950
They made it. It was Thief 3: Deadly Shadows. You can use mods to make it darker too.
Anonymous No.717976287 >>717985160 >>717986814
Anonymous No.717976365 >>717981004 >>717981227
>>717975872
This is literally every MGS game except MGS1, wich had 0 stealth weapons.
Anonymous No.717976369
Anonymous No.717977016
eye looks like creampied bajine lol
Anonymous No.717979542
>>717975256 (OP)
>Stealth takedown
>Enemy is >2ft away from another
>Fully grown man crashes to the ground dead/unconscious
>BANGBANGCLATTER
>No reaction
Anonymous No.717980963
>>717975371
i-is he okay...?
Anonymous No.717981004
>>717976365
mgsv has like a billion different guns with silencers thougheverbeit
Anonymous No.717981036 >>717993604
>>717975438
Yes
Watch this video and convince me this guy killed his mom
There's no way
https://youtu.be/YLXmWmD93UQ
Anonymous No.717981171 >>717987209
>>717976179
I'm surprised an old lady that old could lift herself onto that ledge so easily.
Anonymous No.717981192
>>717975371
beaverbros....
Anonymous No.717981227 >>717981331
>>717976365
The tranq is not a stealth weapon?
Anonymous No.717981268
>>717976135
are you actually retarded? Did you just get filtered because the suppressed guns (not everything else) require a modicum of braincells?
>tranq rifle (99.9% silent)
>throwing knife (100% silent)
>taser (100% silent)
>multi launcher and taser mines in the sequel
>veterinary pistol that can only be heard by enemies very close to you
>suppressed pistol that can only be heard by enemies near your vicinity up to just barely at the borders of the screen
Anonymous No.717981331
>>717981227
Wait shit I forgot mgs1 doesn't have that
Anonymous No.717981703 >>717982269
>>717975547
>>717975806
>>717975832
>Hmm yes this seems like a tragic accident
What else would it be?
A hitman capable of precognition or time-travel planning the exact moment the racecar will pass by?
On top of god-like intellect to calculate the motion of a human body flying in the air from a natural looking explosion of barely predictable force?
I would tell that hitman to work for NASA, we would have a moonbase in the week.

I would barely pay attention to the meme about that bald man with a codebar tattoo appearing on social network, everyone pushing it must be some sort of engineered special agent.
Anonymous No.717982269 >>717982683
>>717981703
ARE YOU TELLING ME THAT A MAN JUST HAPPENS TO LAUNCH LIKE THAT? NO! HE ORCHESTRATED IT!
Anonymous No.717982383
>>717975872
To be fair, 99% of weapons don't care about being loud and that's why the enemy will have on hands.

Also your choice are kinda limited if you want a very precise, long range weapon that's also silent, easy to carry and don't require a lot of training.
Even taking down an enemy without him making noise would be a problem.

If I was an evil mastermind protecting my volcano base not secret but protected by geopolitical fuckery, I would have a dead man's switch on every single guard if not regular check.

I'm wondering why that's not already a thing, but probably considered too much effort for no needs since regular check will do just fine.
Anonymous No.717982519 >>717982676 >>717986315
>>717975371
I know youโ€™re talking about Hitman, but honestly, stranger things have happened. There are people out there who have died in bizarre, inexplicable ways that have one in a million odds of happening.

The more unrealistic thing is that as of the more recent games, 47 uses the same alias each time and yet no one makes the connection that someone high profile ends up dying whereever his name pops up.
Anonymous No.717982676 >>717982931
>>717982519
Well it's not like every single mission story is canon, the target only dies once
Anonymous No.717982683
>>717982269
More credible than any alternative, morbid coincidence appear all the time on social network,
I've read about dumbass trying to launch themselves with explosive intentionally and win a Darwin award for that.
Anonymous No.717982872 >>717983581
>>717975806
>hud just knows when people die
Anonymous No.717982931 >>717982967
>>717982676
True, but across WoA, he checks into hotels and resorts under the name โ€œTobias Rieperโ€ too. And that name ONLY seems to pop up in locations and dates where a high profile individual nearby dies in mysterious circumstances.

Even basement dwelling autists online would start seeing the connection if they dug into it. In fact, itโ€™s implied that the Hitman universe equivalent of /pol/ actually has conspiracy theories where they suspect that each of the targets were whacked.
Anonymous No.717982967
>>717982931
While I can believe the FBI has that sort of access I don't think internet sleuths are pulling up hotel guestlogs like that
Anonymous No.717983581
>>717982872
My theory is that 47 just intuitively knows whatโ€™s going on in all corner of the map at all times on top of the fact that he has Diana helping out with intel gathering in advance. Itโ€™s more or less canon that 47 has Jedi-esque precognition.
Anonymous No.717984804 >>717985038 >>717987061
>>717975872
I don't get this either. What's the point?
Anonymous No.717985038
>>717984804
Loud weapons make good noise makers that you can use as distractions. Itโ€™s also there to make more combat heavy approaches viable.
Anonymous No.717985160
>>717976287
>not even putting the cum on her mouth
Anonymous No.717985478
>>717975371
Forced meme.
Anonymous No.717985528
>>717975806
damn the wind these days really blows hard huh
Anonymous No.717985891
>>717975950
That's literally what The Dark Mod is. Thief but in The Doom 3 engine. You should check it out. It's free
Anonymous No.717986315 >>717990779
>>717982519
How often does he really use it? Offhand, I can think of Thailand and Hokkaido. On most maps he just kind of gets dropped off.
Anonymous No.717986569
>Stealth is only ever useful against one enemy in one mission
Anonymous No.717986661
>>717975256 (OP)
>Stealth kill happens
>It's a gentle hug of quiet sleepiness
Now this is retardation.
There's like a single way you could kill someone with like 90% quietness. They will almost always be able to at least gurgle out some level of sound. The only hope is severing the vertebra and hoping that it's an instant kill and they don't get to scream, but it's such a lucky shot to get that.
Anonymous No.717986795
>>717975806
>timer says 45 minutes
is there a complete video of this?
Anonymous No.717986814
>>717976287
yurizan is the goat
Anonymous No.717986870
>>717975806
thats not a bomb that has to be a trebuche
Anonymous No.717987061 >>717989801
>>717984804
Because you've been fooled by years of ghost rankings and european extremes into thinking that never getting caught or noticed is the pinnacle of stealth. In reality, re-hiding and infiltrating after getting caught and enemies are suspicious is a much higher feat of being shneaky, and loud weapons play into that.
Anonymous No.717987209
>>717981171
she's a 1% jewess that never worked a single day in her life
kinda helps staying fit and healthy
Anonymous No.717987718 >>717989801 >>717991282 >>717996004
47 could defeat a fully prepared Batman
Anonymous No.717989801
>>717987061
This is why I love Freelancer mode in Hitman, since itโ€™s pure improv and you have to git gud at sneaking, combat AND escaping.

>>717987718
47 could defeat any fictional character who doesnโ€™t have superpowers, and even then, heโ€™d give the superpowered ones a run for their money. In terms of vidya protagonists, I think Corvo from Dishonored is one of the few people who could beat him.
Anonymous No.717990026
>>717975256 (OP)
thats fucking cool
jaded faggots like you are the reason video games suck nowadays
Anonymous No.717990779 >>717991932
>>717986315
On top of those 2, he uses it in Paris when introducing himself to Dalia, he can open a savings account in the bank under the name, he uses it as his check-in name in Haven (complete with a cover story of him being a professional thief), and he uses it in Mendoza, where its even revealed he has social media accounts.
Anonymous No.717991282
>>717987718
Batman is not "fully prepared". That would imply a limit to his preparedness.
Anonymous No.717991626 >>717995590
>Guard only reacts to your footsteps, ignores everyone elses
Anonymous No.717991726 >>717993381
>turn based strategy game
>mandatory stealth section
>multiple mandatory stealth sections
>gameplay becomes complete ass where you savescum every mission
this shit ruined reverse collapse for me
Anonymous No.717991932
>>717990779
If he just uses it with Dalia, then there's no trace. Even with all the others, that's just a drop in the bucket. And while 47 is the best, there are still a ton of assassins roaming high society in that world so I don't think it would be too conspicuous. At least not enough to ruin suspension of disbelief.
Anonymous No.717993381 >>717993634 >>717997190
>>717991726
developers confuse strategy with puzzle, many such cases
puzzle - single solution
strategy - multiple solutions
Anonymous No.717993604
>>717981036
>audio cuts out to dramatic tune almost immediately
>1-balled narrator begins introducing some dead boomer with a shitty picture
Oh it's fucking kino time
Anonymous No.717993634
>>717993381
yeah I think my issue with RC is that it plays more like a puzzle game than a strategy game. Missions have clear and defined solutions that if you dont follow you will lose. And the missions are so long that losing the puzzle feels like shit unless you savescum. I've been told it gets better later on when the game stops handholding but I also have 10 hours in the game and its not gotten any better in that regard.
Anonymous No.717993672
>>717975256 (OP)
>stealth takedown animation lasts so long a guard walks by and immediately spots you when you're out of the animation invincibility
Anonymous No.717993775 >>717996930
>>717975438
No, that's prosecutors who care about conviction rate. Investigators do it because it is just the odds.
Anonymous No.717994029
>>717976198
This game wasn't as bad as people thought at the time. If it was first person it would be a part of thiefcore
Anonymous No.717994195
>>717975806
I can't play hitman because I can't do something like this or even dream of doing something like this.
Anonymous No.717995590
>>717991626
Thief is one of my favorite games, but this bothers me.
Anonymous No.717996004
>>717987718
Batman maybe but he wouldn't be able to assassinate Bruce Wayne, his plot armor is simply too strong.
Anonymous No.717996930
>>717993775
They still don't care if an innocent person gets locked up meaning that most importantly the real killer is still out there.
Anonymous No.717997175
>>717975256 (OP)
I'm bad at playing stealth games in a reasonable way.
I get obsessed with taking down every single npc, whole buildings get cleared out without anyone noticing.
My Alpha Protocol's non-lethal stealth run was ridiculously fun though, at least until the final quest
Anonymous No.717997190
>>717993381
>puzzle - single solution
This isn't correct at all.