Thread 717975450

How was I supposed to give a shit about this character or feel bad that he died when I didn't get to experience ANY of the cool things we supposedly did together and all of our bonding was 100% confined to a prerecorded "back in the saddle choom" montage?

>cut off act 1
>turn it into a 3 minute cutscene
cyberslop will never be engoodened

>>717975450 (OP)
I wanted the real cyberpunk where you're character is completely different based on your life choice and isn't just streetkid v

He throws in random spic words, that means he's the real shit.

>>717975450 (OP)
He seemed like a really cool guy, but you cant have a cutscene instead of an actual backstory & experience
pic related, this is how you bond with characters

Reminder this is a LOLI
Reminder in her backstory she is CANONICALLY a child PROSTITUTE
Reminder she is THE most POPULAR character of the entire cp2077 IP
Reminder ESG cocksuckers at CDPR wanted her GONE
Reminder THIS is what total MAJORITY of the audience WANTS
Reminder THE LOLI MUST STAY
Reminder you only resist because you fapped to her

>>717975450 (OP)
Ayyy hombre. That's not very Taco Tuesday of you, mi chalupa

That montage looked more interesting than the actual main quest.

Reminds me of when the protag's daughter in tlou dies in the first 5 minutes of the movie to sad violin music.
Wow, I had so much connection to the bitch, this really hits hard.

I realize that people really do mix Spanish words into English in real life all the time, and I don't have a problem with that, but whenever it happens in media it always feels so forced. I guess it's probably because no matter how good the performance is, you just know some screenwriter had to specifically pick which words to make Spanish instead of it flowing naturally and it kills any sense of authenticity.

>>717975450 (OP)
BECAUSE THEY GAVE ALL THE MONEY TO KEANU REEVES NOT DANNY TREJO.

>>717975450 (OP)
You end up going to his funeral like 30 minutes into the game. kek, such a shitshow. Even the choices for your "Backstory" made no sense since it just all ends as Street Kid regardless.

I want V to have literally no personality or backstory whatsoever. V should be an expendable meat puppet and Johnny should be the character in a true 2nd-person shooter.

>>717975791
>cp2077
kek brings whole new meaning to "cp" 2077.

>>717977235
I was laughing so hard during heroes quest.
You go to Jackie funeral. His mom gives you key to his garage to get something for funeral.
Misty is there and explains everything for you. What and who was Jackie. Why this stuff was important to him.
V then takes something and uses it. Everyone cheers how good friend V is and it's emotional.
But we don't know Jack shit. Everything about Jackie just get told us by third party. Yet we are suppsed to be such close friend and have earned these moments.
And Jackie's mom gives us his motorcycle for some reason

I wish shitskinedgerunnerspammerfags burn in eternal hellfire

>>717978036
Woah choom chill yo ass and come taste some of this delicoso carne del burro mi mamacita made, carbon

I don't need his forced choomship throughout the game I let that man die without saying anything and pissing his trash ass mom off by delaying his funeral.
Imagine what the game would be like if he lived, it would be hell he was already insufferable it would be non stop phonecalls for shit. Also his bike is fucking trash same with his bitch, is there anything that man did right at all?

>>717975450 (OP)
I hated every minute this cyberbeaner was on screen

>>717975450 (OP)
You are supposed to feel confused at best

>>717979606
>"Wow pendejo, chinga la mother...V, jaina, I think we got an albondiga looked to be stuffed."

I'M GONNA
I'M GONNA...
I'M GONNA CHOOOM

>>717975450 (OP)
by not being autistic

>>717982224
>he thinks everyone who isn't a hyperemotional little estrogen-sipping bitch like himself is autistic

>>717977942
I was falling asleep while playing that part.

Me? I wanted a cyberpunk where I'm simply living in Night City without having to be Keyanu Reeves

>>717975450 (OP)
It only works if you had a friend like Jackie that makes it easy to relate to him. Normal people all had one.

Still pisses me off for what could have been an amazing game. Either they reached too high, or the popularity after Witcher 3 made them arrogant. It didn't help they expanded the studio and brought in a ton of shitty developers.

>>717983036
Who the fuck has a "latinx" stereotype friend outside America?

>>717975791
I'm actually not a pedophile so no I reject your assumptions. Also, proof that she's the most popular character
>Just look at /v/ bro
isn't good enough. Lolifags are pedophiles. Seek redemption.

it's a good game and i like playing it

>>717983121
it's a shame how much better the game is just from really simple things like ncart and police interactions

>>717975791
The game should have been the anime's story and the anime artstyle, developed in collaboration with Arcsys

>>717975450 (OP)
try being a brain dead normalnigger. should work.

>>717975791
She's in her mid 20s and she's literally dead. She's not a child and she's not staying, retarded pedo

>>717975450 (OP)
Dude was such a blatant "NOOO NOT MY BROOO" bait that I promptly wrote him off as guaranteed to be dead soon. Didn't miss.