Thread 717978390

>Game is completely ruined by the ending
whats her name /v/
>Shadows of Mordor
The Tower 'fight' was basically just hide and seek with some QTE's, and the very final fight is an actual QTE

>whats her name /v/
wELL? YOU'RE JUST NOT GONNA ANSWER?

WHAT'S THE BEAVER'S NAME BITCH
YOU POSTED HER, YOU TELL US

>>717978390 (OP)
>The Tower 'fight' was basically just hide and seek with some QTE's, and the very final fight is an actual QTE
both those cinematic moments had kino orc battles right before it

>>717978451
Yeah
Idc about your stupid complaining OP just tell us her name

>inb4 >food analogy
we get it, seeing food makes you mad (for some reason?)

>>717978534
yeah and that should've been the proper boss fight instead

>It's the otter ottist
based, I started out hating you but I love you after all. keep it up.

>>717978451
>>717978602
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DCC_ErQ-Gnw
Tulip

>>717978678
>otter ottist
what

Baldur's Gate 3
Act 3 is both bloated and unfinished

Whenever I eat these chocolate coated ice creams I like to nibble off the chocolate coating first before eating the actual ice cream. Anyone else do this?

>>717981840
Quite sure everyone does it

>>717981840
Yes only children wait like good little cucks to eat the best part

>>717978686
kek it sounds like Pingu when he's angry

>>717981901
No I mean I literally eat off ALL the chocolate, even the awkward little bits left near the stick, until I'm left with just a chunk of ice cream on a stick. I do this because I hate how ice cream and chocolate don't fucking mix in your mouth, since the ice cream prevents the chocolate from melting and you just get these nasty unmelting chewy bits of chocolate that ruin the whole fucking experience.

>>717978390 (OP)
>irrelevant time wasting question
Anyway, always eat the chocolate first and then the vanilla.

>>717978390 (OP)
>haha beaver go brrrr-ACK!

>>717981840
which step was it for you? for me it was 5, capping things off with that final choco platform after all that cream was always great

>>717978390 (OP)
I didn't thknk it was amazing, but I enjoyed Golden Sun until the ending.
Never even looked at the sequals. Fuck that game.

>>717982371
I was with you until this post. You're a psychopath.

>middle of story distracts you with a new plot thread
>leads you to surprise conclusion that was set up in the beginning
Name the game

>>717982790
For me, it's step 2

>>717978390 (OP)
Those kind of ice creams are fucking disgusting holy shit. Shitty low quality grainy chocolate and then tastless ''vanilla'' on the inside. If you unironically like this garbage you are a subhuman piece of trash.

>>717983374
Ice cream is candy for babies. There's no such thing as good ice cream

>>717978390 (OP)
I'm generally willing to overlook a bad lategame if I enjoyed the rest of the game, but Valkyria Chronicles' final boss really pissed me off
>strategy RPG with a big focus on positioning devolves into a DPS race where nothing matters except whether your numbers are big enough to overcome the final boss' regenerating HP
Nah I'm good

>>717981840
Trying to eat it the "normal" way would almost end up the majority of the chocolate shell on one side to pop off clean from the ice cream's surface anyway.

:^)

>>717981840
>>717981901
>>717982074
Yes. Children and weirdos eat the shell first. They eat the toppings off pizza too.

>>717984184
This. Same thing happens with me when I eat sandwich or pizza. I just can't manage it and I need a fork.

fuck you, now I need to go and buy like a dozen ice cream pops

>>717984562
Welcome to bideogames.

>>717982790
imagine being so autistic you can't just take a bite off a goddamn popsicle

>>717984213
Easily the worst way to end a game
Not that there was much to ruin in the first place
Absolute garbage series, Yoko Taro isn't hated enough

>>717984353
what kind of crazy sandwich do you eat?

>>717985174
an ice cream sandwich, since it's apparently too hard to just bite into for the average 4tranner without going through some autistic eating-by-layers nonsense

>>717984102
>There's no such thing as good ice cream
nigger

>>717978390 (OP)
when has this board been taken over by beavers?

>>717984102
Soft serve is the only acceptable one as a social gathering thing. But yes a grown man shouldnt eat ice cream by himself.

>>717978390 (OP)
>>717981695
>>717982657
Why did /v/ betray frogs for these wood munchers

>>717982790

I don't like eating it like this at all. Ideally, it should keep its general shape until the end. Else, there'd be a point in which i'd have to eat the very boring and plain white ice cream with nothing. It's only good if i bite it with the chocolate aswell.

>>717985729
You are a woman or child, but regardless, a faggot.

>>717985729
>be manager at grocery store
>one day suddenly "REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
>can I help you
>you dont have any blue bell brides cake
>ok well the vendor delivers on this day
>see the vendor and the flavor
>day or two later lady comes bitching again
>lady comes back that night and says its slap gone
>huh
>weird
>go look at cameras for when vendor came in
>400+ lb fatfuck goes and gets a bunch of tubs and pints
>wait till next vendor delivery
>watch the aisle
>same fatfuck buying every single brides cake before dude can stock it
>vendor says hes been doing this every week for he doesnt know how long
>call guy that approves inventory changes
>can i get more of this flavor because a guy buys it every time before it's stocked
>uhhhhh no because lol
>get dinged by complaints anyway
god fuck that fatass

>>717984213
This is a kino ending though.

>>717985916
Mammals rep mammals
(Aka tits or gtfo)

>>717978390 (OP)
>get to the end of SoM
>"Ah, yes, it's your Arch Rival; your Nemesis; your Personal Demon who's tormented you endlessly since you stepped into Mordor. It's... THAT ONE GUY who was in the background while you fought someone else, since it's the only fucker you left alive in your entire playthrough!"
Yeah, that was pretty disappointing

>>717984102
>>717986093
This. Real adults drink cum, not some ice cream gay shit.