Thread 717978725

>>717978725 (OP)
That'd be fucking weird he knew her since she was a little girl and he was a grown ass adult

>>717978725 (OP)
he will kill her, and like the entire resistance
I know this because it was revealed in a dream

That would be extremely gay.

>>717978725 (OP)
Thats a pretty sexist question, chud.
Alyx is an independent woman who doesn't need no man.
Eli was just ... Hyping up his badass daughter to Gordon in HL2, trying to show off how much better than Gordon she was, its why G-Man decided she was a fine bitch, better material for pimping out

>>717978725 (OP)
Judging by how the Tumblr audience has stumbled upon Gordon x Alyx stuff, the only way HL will get women's audience is to have 'shipping' moments for Gordon and Alyx, so I think Valve will go hard on that stuff in HL3.

>>717978932
Did you miss the part where he was frozen 10 years and alyx is almost its age by the time the events of HL2 start?

>>717978725 (OP)
Gordon will look at the viewer and say "Fuck Nazis and Fuck Trump" then crowbar his penis off and then gets grabbed by a barnacle that makes him go ACK

>>717978725 (OP)
>The only words he ever says all series he says at the end.
>"Nah, I don't do black chicks."

>>717978725 (OP)
Stone toss comic
Alyx simps are pathetic losers
She's ugly