Thread 717985975

What are your favorite video game related Ken Ashcorp songs?

touch fluffy tail

>>717986010
this

>>717985975 (OP)
Touch Fluffy Tail probably.
I want to fuck the panda btw, just throwing that out there.

>>717985975 (OP)
the Pippa birthday song

>>717985975 (OP)
isn't he a tranny now?
Also these are his best ones

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uqtuYpDRC4Q
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rm7bTvTtXJg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aWG7scEXz2A

>>717986105
same

>>717985975 (OP)
I like Rival, PvP and Artosis unironically
I know they're not high art or anything, I just like them
>>717986204
Supernatural's nice too

>>717985975 (OP)
absolute territory is a good one

Touch Fluffy Tail and PvP are the best. God its been a long time since I have listened to either though

>>717985975 (OP)
The MGQ one.

Name I haven't seen in a while. What is he up to nowadays?

>>717986204
No? He just has a panda girl character.
Also I can’t stop listening to I’m Your Slave

>>717987014
That's a girl? Ruined.

What's this type of british rock called? It's kinda like 2 door cinema. Recommendations?

>>717987014
Thats a girl?!

>>717985975 (OP)
I never listened to his music, I just loved the cute panda in HS

Nuwa and this panda have always been my favorites.

>>717985975 (OP)
Kill yourself

>>717987014
Girl? Gross...

>>717987014
>girl
FUCK

>>717985975 (OP)
Cute panda.
How old is she now?

>>717985975 (OP)
"Pootis Engage" is where I found him, so TF2 I guess.

>>717987014
I'm still peeved he changed the character

>>717985975 (OP)
do the aot games count since he has a song about it? if so i really had fun with aot 2(didnt play as a titan too much but enjoyed the relationship system too)

>>717985975 (OP)
Not vidya but my favorite song of his is Adam Warski.
It's even funnier if you know how it came to be.

enjoy this kino
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9gMpODhx2Bw

>>717985975 (OP)
I don't love any of his vidya songs, to be honest. I liked Shut Up And Trust This, even though I have no idea what it's about, and I guess Touch Fluffy Tail is about a video game?

His best song in general is _______Lily______

>>717988219
>I guess Touch Fluffy Tail is about a video game?
A monstergirl weeb thing.
You talk with a loli kitsune with big fluffy tails at some point, and get an option to touch it. It's an instant game over.

>>717988167
It's one of those remixes that make me wish I was listening to the original instead.

Does he still commentate the divegrass?

>>717986962
He's into vtubers now.

>>717985975 (OP)
I've never listened to a single thing this guy made, hell i thought he did my little pony music or something.
I just want to fuck that panda.

I'M ON A QUEST AT WHICH I KNOW THAT I CAN NEVER FAIL
I WILL PREVAIIIIL
EVEN THOUGH THERE MAY BE MANY FOES STALKING MY TRAIL

I'm the idiot for doubting it, but sometimes it's nice to be reminded just how deeply, hopelessly autistic you all really are.

>>717986105
>>717986223
That's a child.

>>717988725
Once in the past 8 years

>>717989448
She's a panda, so at least 50 in human years. HAG territory.

>>717985975 (OP)
What's the story behind that short song Ashcorp wrote about Dobson?

>>717989441
>Go to the world autism convention
>There's autism inside
>"Oh wow i didn't expect that"

Imagine how empty a life would have to be in order to post this >>717989639 in 2025

>>717989749
Hello, Dobson!
>>717989639
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q4oNjcoAQ4U

>>717986204
>>717987014
Kenny the panda mascot character != Ken Aschorp or his bunny boy vtuber avatar
he's not a tranny from what I gather, he's just massively into vtubers now, and enthusiastic about getting dommed/pegged by his wife/tall ladies
regardless he's still capable of putting out good shit https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-V5nPpdBbfU

>>717989749
hahah holy shit, I thought your family banned you from the internet after all the grief you caused your brother's career with your inflation fetish?

kind of funny just how quickly someone here will reply to you in a very defensive way if you say anything even slightly critical of this autistic furfag

>>717990193
classic Dobson

I miss traps.

>>717989978
The good old days when tracing background shit was the most heinous crime known to artfags.

>>717989978
Thanks, it seems so off-brand for Ashcorp to write a random song shitting on somebody. He writes silly little songs about cartoons so I was surprised when I heard it, hilarious as it is.

>>717990357
You are a furry and you're getting upset at the thought of someone on /v/ insulting Ken Ashcorp

does this panda offer any advantages over lili or yaya?

>>717990584
and you are Andrew fucking Dobson, you must wake up every day thanking Chris Chan for existing, so that you are only the second most lowly regarded and perverted lolcow on the internet
also, weren't you an in denial furry, as well as an inflation fetishist? fucking hell they shold do studies on your dopamine receptors when you die, see if there's any way to identify what's wrong with you so it can be checked for and aborted in pregnancies

>>717990875
The difference between our posts is mine are true, and yours are not, and we both know it. I can post the truth about you, and you have to write weird little schizo melties where you pretend I'm dobson. And why are you upset? I didn't even say anything mean about Kenny, but you're so defensive and aspie about it you're going to these lengths over the thought of me potentially criticising him. Take your foot off the autism gas, anon.

>>717990539
Shitting on Dobson used to be a big part of /co/ culture back in the day.
He's since disappeared from the internet (though some say he has come back under a different name).

test
Unteralterbacht

>>717991301
Obligatory (couldn't find one with a larger resolution).

Skinny panda girls are for feeding until they’re a healthy weight

It's a shame he included his retarded tranny fursona in the thumbnail to all of his videos so I can't share any of them. And also that his output is shit.

>>717990875
I miss the descendant of Dob

>>717991498
you are second only to Chris Chan in failed human beings, Dobson

>>717991239
if you want to hate Ken Ashcorp go right ahead although maybe you'll feel more at home on the farms, but you can fuck right off calling others autistic

>>717990357
>>717990875
>>717991404
Dobson embodies a very specific kind of internet nerd, a prototype-redditor of sorts

>>717991498
>fursona
see >>717990065
>Kenny the panda mascot character != Ken Aschorp or his bunny boy vtuber avatar

>>717991742
I don't hate him, I just noticed how defensive his fans are, and you did an excellent job of proving my point, so I should thank you.
And I apologise for calling you autistic, clearly that is not the case. My mistake!

>>717989448
Too old.

>>717990193
Right? We even have some weirdo correcting anyone who says he has a fursona.
>STOP GETTING THE LORE WRONG, IT'S NOT HIS FURSONA!!! DON'T CALL IT A FURSONA!

>>717991737
Dobson is a talentless retard and deserves even more shit than he has gotten. Ken is funny, has a great voice, and is a fantastic composer, which is why I wish his output wasn't like 1 video every 3 years, and why I wish he didn't include his gay panda thing in every video thumbnail so I could share the music

>>717991872
t., but also wearing a fedora as he types this

>>717988219
Play Monster Girl Quest

>>717992170
You already proved my point and I already apologised for calling you autistic when you aren't. We're done here, unless you have anything else you want to cry about.

>>717990193
Ken's an oldfag, and a lot of people on this board have fond memories of his music, so this is a natural response.

I find it funny how people get upset about his gay fursona when he's literally married to a woman.

>>717992259
step away from the keyboard and try not to lose any more retarded internet fights, at least for the rest of today, if you possibly can

>>717992401
I know, I'm reading this thread thinking... do his critics REALLY think we're going to let them away with disrespecting our boy kenny?

>>717992402
>lose
My posts were true, yours were not.
Well, it turned out I was wrong to call you autistic, because you aren't. But I already said sorry about that. But you still seem upset about something...

>>717986962
VTubers and overwhelming porn addiction (tautology).

Come back to 4CC Ken

>>717985975 (OP)
isnt this guy a little old to be pretending to be a little animal girl?

>>717987373
bellow the height of consent

>>717985975 (OP)
I never understood why this lad in particular is so ludicrously popular. Is having a furry trap OC really THAT effective in pushing your songs to popularity?

>>717990065
So he's just Jocat or whatever the i-like-girls guy's name is but popular instead of bullied?

>>717993295
Nah, that guy's like a catboy V-tuber.

>>717993295
AFAIK Ken never asserted himself as his mascot. He likes his cute panda girl and slaps it on the cover. JoCat has been definitely presenting his animated character as himself.

>>717993295
yes
>>717993563
oh please, lmao

>>717993563
What's the panda girl's name, anon?

>>717990875
this one will always be hilarious to me
>showing the period table just because 'science', not because it's actually interesting
>thesaurus for 5-letter basic english words
>popular thing to hate
>nonsense d&d statement backed up by the story about him trying and failing to play d&d

>>717990875
It's incredible how Dobson naturally avoided fitting into literally any group.

>Doesn't like anime
>Doesn't like sci-fi
>Doesn't like fantasy
>Doesn't like sports
>Doesn't like cars
>Doesn't like Transformers

Dude, at that point just give up, there's not a space on the planet where you'd get along with anybody. You are the living embodiment of a fucking void.

>>717993563
What's the panda called?
>>717993887
He likes mcdonalds, so he can hang out with other mcdonalds enthusiasts.

Ken is cringe and I'm tired of pretending otherwise.

>>717994046
He probably looks down on McDonald's entusiasts as well, for eating unhealthy or being blond or whatever.

Does he hate Nyanners now?

>>717993887
soijack.party would love him. He should become a soijack artist

>>717985975 (OP)
Does he still do anything?
What PS2 was pretty good, I think that and Hunter x Hunter have been the only times he hasn't sounded like a Christian rock band backup vocalist trying to go solo.

But it's been ten billion years so who cares.

>>717987014
>these newfaggots realizing it's a girl
holy fuck you guys are slow, I knew this for over a decade

>>717994415
what's her name?

>>717994415
I'm starting to believe Ken's fanbase is exlusively autistic
>Keep making the same trap joke for years
>Autist keeps proudly "correcting" you to establish his dominance as a prime ken lore knower

>>717992629
you came out deflecting criticism of Andrew Dobson by trying to call Ken Ashcorp a furfag
>"Muh posts wre true, check and mate!"
I hope you actually are Dobson, and getting blown out in this thread motivates you to draw a new comic about how you won an argument on /v/ and everyone clapped

i haven't listened to a single one of his songs since 20% Cooler

>>717994662
>trying to call Ken Ashcorp a furfag
wow, imagine
>I hope you actually are Dobson
I'm sure you do, because then you'd be right instead of a schizo.
And again, sorry for calling you autistic, I didn't realise how not autistic you are.

So many kenny experts here but nobody seems to know what the name of the panda is?
Very strange.
Does anyone know the name of JoCat's mascot, at least?

don't even think about calling ken ashcorp a furfag around here, not unless you want to get BTFO

>>717995079
Well, I would like to get blown, so uh... Ashcorp's a furry?

>>717993563
I see. Just out of interest, what does Ken call his panda mascot? And what does JoCat call his mascot?

>>717994897
Does she even have a name?

>>717985975 (OP)
Haven't heard of this faggot in a while. I wonder what he's up to.

>>717994785
Are you going to answer the question or just keep bloviating?

>>717985975 (OP)
This is the only song I've ever heard from him https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bt56yjY9qOw
I've jacked off to Kenny countless times
>>717994897
Retard-kun...

>>717995236
yes she does. funny how we have so many experts here but this one simple question is confounding them all.

>>717994415
How embarrassing for everyone here who hasn't stayed in the know with all that fascinating ken ashcorp information. They really look like losers now.

pure sex i wish i was her

>>717995079
I can't keep up with the layers of irony anymore.

>>717995387
>Are you going to answer the question
Did you ask a question? I'm scrolling up and I see you crying a lot about your panda mascot guy being called a furry. I'll gladly answer your question but you'll have to remind me what it was.

>>717985975 (OP)
Best Video Game song is Touch Fluffy Tail, I stil listen to it from time to time.
My favorite non-vidya song is Burgz
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ioTQ7erZD1c

>>717993563
Wait until you find out what Kenny named his panda mascot

>>717993659
>>717993723
>>717994046
>>717995202
I'll freely admit that I see aspects of fursona there, but there's at least the layer of detachment that gives an aspect of plausible deniability. I don't deny the likelihood, but I don't call a likelihood a certainty. It quacks like a duck, but I have no evidence it walks like a duck yet. If I see Ken talking about fursuiting or wanting to be fucked in his panda hole that's a whole different story.

Anyway I was mostly trying to highlight that the minor level of detachment of identity is likely why Ken gets less shit directly targeted at him. That's all.

>>717996009
I like that song too.

>>717996209
why delude yourself? just accept it's the same deal.
imagine two vtubers. one of them is funny and good, the other is cringe and shit. you don't have to pretend one "isn't really a vtuber" to save face.
all you've done by trying to pretend they're different is highlight how similar they are. just accept they both have mascots they use to represent themselves.

>>717995630
Answer the question you fuckup!

>>717996461
Kan Ashcorp is a furfag and you are autistic. There.

GOT THE FIVE RED SODAS AND THE XMEN CLAWS
WHEN I STEP UP ON THE RIFT YEAH THEY GIVE ME APPLAUSE

>>717996530
What in god's name are you babbling on about? What's the fucking panda's name?

>>717985975 (OP)
I've seen a lot of vore porn with that panda

>>717990875
>hates nerdy shit
>hates sporty shit
>hates girly shit
>hates vidya shit
>hates childish shit
>hates traditional game shit
>somehow hyperfocuses on minor racial aspect of a wider characterization of one species in one nerd show
> meaning he only loves tv and only to virtual signal
By any other person, any other era, this image would be the perfect distilled version of someone making an insufferable faggot to bait reactions with. But this is
Dobson, and from back then, so its probably genuine.

>>717996659
Oh, I don't know. I didn't realise I was being asked that.

So are you guys gonna post more of the panda girl or not

>>717990584
>>717991239
>>717990193
Why are you being so gay?

>>717997381
I'd like to but I don't know what her name is. Makes it hard to look her up.

>>717996461
>>717996530
>>717996659

>Ken Ashcorp is a furry musician and "likes to make silly songs about Video Games, Cartoons and generally absurd stuff that can't hack it in a mainstream environment!". He produces and self publishes a couple of songs per year mainly spaced out over the year.
>He has a panda fursona named Kenny he uses in the most of his cover art for his productions setting the tone for that single / song.

>>717995620
>His second most popular song "20% Cooler" is a reference to a quote by Rainbow Dash, and currently has more than 6.3 million views.

And there's the rub. maybe some of your zoomers don't remember but we used to shit on this guy for being a furry AND a brony. the ones defending him in this thread probably grew up being one or the other lmao.

>>717997794
>>He has a panda fursona named Kenny
Woah woah woah WAIT A MINUTE
>>717993563
Bad news, dude...

quite a few rattled bronies ITT, did someone insult kenny?
maybe it's time you all considered growing up a little and moving on. do you consume anything that isn't the same shit as when you were 15?

I like Artosis and Tasteless one
Only because it reminds me pre /vg/ SC2 times watching GSL days with anons

It's been 8 years and I realize I kinda don't care anymore. You made me realize I was a piece of shit. Thanks, Alex.

>>717985975 (OP)
Still find it funny how pissed he gets about straight porn being made of his character because she’s apparently a lesbian but people would still draw her getting piped. Yuri fags will always be fags.

>>717985975 (OP)
Why do faggots like that always have such an huge ego while parasiting themself on every big shot?

>>717998613
nobody gets their nuts in a twist over dicks quite like closet cases

Why is this boomer still sperging, post more of the cute panda

>>717998807
>latch onto every autistic fad
>commission popular artists to draw your furry avatar
>pander at all times
it really is that easy

>>717998952
Furries really are the easiest customers to scam off.

>>717999002
It's just a matter of if you can put up with them or not. Years ago I did a pivot to furry art under different name for a few months and the money was insane, but the people were just a fucking nightmare. You know going in they're going to be autistic but jesus christ. Bowed out after a while but it's good to know I can go back and milk them whenever.

>>717999156
seeing how they conduct themselves ITT I can't say I blame you

>>717997794
>>His second most popular song "20% Cooler" is a reference to a quote by Rainbow Dash, and currently has more than 6.3 million views.
>And there's the rub. maybe some of your zoomers don't remember but we used to shit on this guy for being a furry AND a brony. the ones defending him in this thread probably grew up being one or the other lmao.
Why did you (you) me?

>>717999618
who's your favourite pony anon

>>717999820
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tb2Ct3yyB4g

>>717997794
I could never shit on a furry, it takes massive balls to dress up like that and actually go outside. I actually quite respect it.

>>717990875
absolutely baffling schizo melty for no reason
>>717985975 (OP)
Rival's his only song I really loved that much honestly

>>717997794
the touchy defence force toned it down a lot after this post, I wonder why lol

>>717990065
That pippa track is overwhelmingly vtuber cringe with femoid lyrics from a deranged content creator. Ken must've got a decent check from that. Kenny a cute though. On the Rocks, Absolute Territory, and Paralyzed are good. As is the older stuff.

>>718002250
because they realised they were both being schizos and arguing with schizos. two retards fighting, if you will. yes, you are a retarded schizo as well.

>>717985975 (OP)
I think it's funny as fuck kenashcorp is a skinny white dude married to a latina ham planet.

>>717985975 (OP)
Rival or the Legend Never Dies.

>>717985975 (OP)
who

I think the only one of his songs I don't like is 20% Cooler

>>717993295
Literally.
>>717993563
Cope

Dude's songs are so hilariously horny and lame
If you listen to him you are also horny and lame.

>>717993887
>there's not a space on the planet where you'd get along with anybody
what about this place?

>>717985975 (OP)
None.
I've only ever liked his Andy Warski song

>>717986204
Ken is straight as fuck, and lieks lolis and vtubers. He's based. Probably hates trannies too but can't say so because his income is based on public reception.

>>717985975 (OP)
For me? It's Dunkmaster Yi. I know it's just nostalgia talking, but it reminds me of a better time in my life.
https://youtu.be/0f6IxP-8Jiw?si=8ndjrGRfUr4CTesf

his Rules of Nature cover and Giant dad song

>>718005812
he has a femboy bunny oc for himself...

>>718006085
And femboys are based.

>>718005623
lol nice

>>718006085
Looks like a slut, nice.

>>718005623
I've never seen a bigger fall-off.
>starts by making pretty funny videos with an overly-aggressive and politically incorrect self-insert of his MH chsracter
>makes a bunch of tranny jokes for the Switch Axe
>later apologizes for all of it and now only does le wholesome feelgood guides about how you're valid no matter what weapon you choose :)

I hate spineless cretins.

>>717998613
>makes pornbait mascot.
>Gets mad at porn.
furries are always retards.

>>718005623
Quality picture. I knew I was a clever boy, but even I didn't expect myself to hit the nail so well that there are already memes prepared to show off the accuracy of my assessments.

>>718005812
wow... you REALLY need /v/ to approve of this guy, don'tcha
you sound like an insecure as fuck 14 year old and you're probably in your 30s

>>718005812
>>718006302
You are as bad as a tranny and you will never change that fact.

>>718007205
>>718007221
What causes this kind of impotent anger? Did I strike a nerve?

>>717998613
>Muh mascot
>Face of his channel
>Face of his songs
>Her name is the female version of his
>Yuri only
She is 103% with 3% margin of error his self-insert OC, which is why he fumes that people draw him getting dicked.
>>718006085
This is just him coming out of the closet.

>>717985975 (OP)
he was only cool when he was commenting virtual 4chan footie with Germanbro (only oldfags will get this)

>>718007323
>What causes this kind of impotent anger? Did I strike a nerve?

>>718007323
I'm not the one desperate to have /v/ validate my tastes.
what next? you've already played the kenny (probably) hates TRANNIES card, how about kenny (probably) hates NIGGERS next? then we'll have to admit he's a BASED furfag who makes MLP music

>>718007456
>>718007512
This kind of projection is unhealthy.

There are people on /v/ who will throw a tantrum if you don't show due respect to a furry who makes my little pony songs. Why is this?

>>718007630
The songs are just that good.

>>718007568
>This kind of projection is unhealthy.

>>718007568
oh I'm sorry are we ruining your favourite furry musical artist who roleplays as a little girl in a skirt?

>>718005812
getting pegged is gay as fuck

>>718007630
4chan became mainstream and is now infested with fags, trannies, leftists, normalfags, and other filth.

>>718007205
Oh he did NOT like this post LMAO

itt:

I won't rest until everyone ITT who fails to show Ken "Kenny"* Ashcorp respect.

*Kenny is the name of the furry little girl he pretends to be while making My Little Pony songs

Just you guys wait, I'm gonna get all my tranny friends from Discord to come to this thread and then you'll be sorry

>>718008107
based. once they get here all these meanies who don't like ken will be sorry.

>>717995079
kek
>>718005623
saved

video games?

We love "My Little CHUDy" here tho
I do find it funny that even kiwifags find Null's lil nitpicks with ash weird too.

>>717986010
Real.

>>717985975 (OP)
For me, it's absolute terrotory/

I want to say I like Ken Ashcorp but then I remember he hasn't made a song I liked in 9 years.
Everything before that is great though.

>>718012456
https://youtu.be/-V5nPpdBbfU
bro he released a new song 5 days ago

>>718012540
and it fucking sucks

what was the point of josh's ken segment? sure pippa is cringe but he's been important to niche internet culture since the beginning

>>717986204
He's an omega faggot

>>718013014
Josh is a bitter, perma seething loser who will cringe at anything animeish. If you even have the slighest interest in the female sex you're a gooner pedophile to him. I don't really get it either but I guess its hardcore trauma from his mommy issues or projection, but it IS funny.

>>718013014
>>718013254
never heard of him but if he criticized kenny he just made an enemy for life. I heard his furry music over a decade ago and from that moment on I swore to defend him.

>>718013254
>I don't really get it either but I guess its hardcore trauma from his mommy issues or projection
It's just classic "people won't notice I'm x when I act anti-x!" misdirection.
Like how pedophiles act like they're against loli.

YEAH I DON'T GIVE A DAMN, NOT AN IOTA
MOTHERFUCKER I'M THE STRAIGHTEST SHOTA

>>717989448
Kids don't have large hips, simple as.
They're like | | instead of ( )
If you're into real kids, you're probably a faggot in denial as well, because you want to fuck things that looks like boys.

>>718013768
>I'M THE STRAIGHTEST
straight people are always saying things like this

>>718013578
joshua "null" moon, creator of KF
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ibx3xtSxX0s 57:30

>>718013614
>people won't notice I'm x when I act anti-x
Exactly, this is why Kenny is so vehemently opposed to anyone drawing his panda being dicked down.

>>717991404
Not sure if dobson would be able to understand this.
5 panels in and he would be reaching lavos

so what I do is I get people to draw me as a little girl in a skirt and I write songs about being straight

Fuck him, he tried his hardest to cut any ties he had with 4chan and his "foreverpxndering" days

>>718013863
>half or more of the comments are people clowning on him
Huh
last I checked on his forum it was a total echochamber
Did people stop having enough of his shit? I always found him to be very insincere. Case in point him trying to pretend he's not a otaku for his new christcuck wannabe audience.

>>718014361
Also foreverp-andering is considered spam now?
THe fuck?

>thread is autosaged
what

>>718014453
even the mods are against us kennybros... TT_TT

>>718014453
hah, that shit has been word filtered for like 10 years.

I don't like this guy because he's a faggot.
I like the artwork gashi-gashi did for him though

>>718014740
My life has changed very little in the past decade. I still love touch fluffy tail!

This thread made me realise that someday there's going to be guys in their 50s, all alone, complete failures, who sit online and still go to anonymous boards to be like "remember chris chan? now that guy was a loser lol!" just to make themselves feel better.
At a certain point you have to ask yourself when it's time to look away from the lolcows and look inwards. But I guess it's easier to coast by on "I'm okay because just LOOK at THIS guys kiwifarms page!" before rewatching the RedLetterMedia review of Episode One.......... again.

>>718015165
and video games will still suck
grim

>>717985975 (OP)
This one, I didn't really listen to his stuff.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4nyHPIcbn88&pp=ygURdG91Y2ggZmx1ZmZ5IHRhaWw%3D

I'll have you know I rewatch jesse cox and tb's teraria serries more often than RLM

>>718015165
>before rewatching the RedLetterMedia review of Episode One.......... again.
For me it's the Mr Plinkett Star Trek reviews.

I'm not homosexual so I don't have a favorite Ken Ashcorp song.

>>718015165
What do you suggest?
>Become successful
Unfulfilling.
>Get wife
Won't find a good one.
What else is there in your shitty normalfag vision of a good life?

you're so contested here's a tip
you should rename your thighs to the gaza strip

>>718016673
Did I say get married, have kids, and earn $2,000,000 a week? No, I just described a very sad and pathetic future that will no doubt become reality for some people. And if your automatic response to that is a post like this, then I guess you're going to be one of them.
Your happiness can be whatever you want, but if you're that old and still talking about minor ecelebs and lolcows then frankly, you've blown it. I'm not going to tell you what you should do instead, because even if I had the greatest advice in the world, we both know you wouldn't take it. You're locked in. But hey, at least you won't be a "normalfag" when you're still discussing kiwifarms drama and listening to raps about furries.

>>717993295
Yeah
He's from /v/