Thread 717986215

I love elves so much it's unreal.

same

>>717986215 (OP)
I don't!

Then post your elf character.

Gaping & Farting on Massive Black Cocks

Dear God imagine the smell

>>717986284
This. Fuck elves.

There will be no video games in this thread.

After discussing it with my Shul, Synagogue for the gentiles out there, we have decided that the Dunmer are the most likely candidate for the Elder Scrolls equivalent of the Jewish people.

We hung a god and were forever change, the split between Christians and Jews. The Dunmer killed one and got dark skinned due to it.

We have a number of areas and cities in Israel that have the prefix Tel like Tel Aviv, ergo Israel is essentially the principle seat of House Telvanni.

We have an excellent military, Dunmer get a bonus to destruction.

We were driven from Israel, Dunmer were driven from Morrowind.

That being said my next character will totally be a Dunmer that doesn't do shit on Friday nights.

>>717986215 (OP)
Good post

Elf here, I love humans so much it's unreal

>>717986215 (OP)
but do they love you?

I believe in Human supremacy (an Elf is fine too)

>>717986215 (OP)
Elves are wonderful. They provoke wonder.
Elves are marvellous. They cause marvels.
Elves are fantastic. They create fantasies.
Elves are glamorous. They project glamour.
Elves are enchanting. They weave enchantment.
Elves are terrific. They beget terror.
The thing about words is that meanings can twist just like a snake, and if you want to find snakes look for them behind words that have changed their meaning.
No one ever said elves are nice.
Elves are bad.

>>717988363
Don't you worry, an anon has a whole folder where he talked an algorithm into slapping pointy ears on that human and calling it a day.

Elfification

Human men and female Elves make great companions

>>717986215 (OP)
Same.
Particularly brown ones.

>>717991692
t.

>>717991778
how dark? and do light or dark elves have the highest libido?

>>717991859
not my fault humans and elves get along so well.

>>717986215 (OP)
>Beautiful people: ):<
>Beautiful people with the ONLY distinguishing trait being elongated pointy ears: (:

rapie rapie

>>717991908
Well those girls love sex but only with protag.
Their libido is very high when they love someone.
Sadly charcoal or even gray are western only.
And now they just make dark elves nogs.

>>717986215 (OP)
>>717986252
The duality of el/v/es

You love elves so much, *but they're unreal
FTFY

I will make elves real

>>717988363
troon games need not apply to this thread

>>717986484
These threads are truly not moderated.
>>717986304
Nobody on /v/ likes elves enough to play as them. They just goon to them.

>>717991778
I love chocolate elves

Elves? Yes, good- however.
Dark Elves? Yes, even better- however.
Dark elf office lady.

For me its blue vs brown.