Thread 717993587

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https://sora.chatgpt.com/explore
https://labs.google/fx/tools/image-fx (certain countries only)

https://invideo.io/make/ai-video-generator/
https://nim.video/explore
https://app.pixverse.ai/home
https://hailuoai.video/create
https://www.klingai.com/
https://www.vidu.com/create/img2video

janny are you okay?

Why do they persecute us so?

>>717992821
I dont know what else to tell you. I was drunk as a skunk on the weekend when I was away from home for the weekend, only did a little bit of dailies on phone (different platform I bought the pack on) and only then there's this to show. maybe I am an idiot, but I did find some plebbitors saying the same thing.

>>717993161
support was pretty much skipping what I said and acted as if I spent them myself. I did contact them once more with a video, but I doubt they'll even answer this time. I dont even care for the paid things that much, just wanted to show some support but it's really hard to justify if things such as this happens.

How Nice is your Nature?

>>717993961
>No Lone Wolf just for extra fuckery

>Gacha, Japan
>What a disgusting, lazy piece of shit. This is not even a video game. *deletes the thread*
>Gacha, made by chinkoids or gookoids
>OMG BASED BASED IM GONNA GOOOOOOOOOOOON

good luck

>>717993961
half the umas in CM is just gonna be nice nature aint it...

support your local pubs

>>717955624
>>717955806
the umas become more progressively for (you) as the game released newer ones, here is a translated chink uma for (you) tierlist to give you trainers an idea

>>717993587 (OP)
>>717994160
Who are you faggots and why do you keep raiding our threads?

JANNIES ARE YOU OKAY
JANNIES ARE YOU OKAY
ARE YOU OKAY JANNIE

>>717993748
We talk about a video games

>>717994067
Missed opportunity for sure, my best pace chaser who I built before I had any idea what a CM is has the skill, but in subsequent CMs it'll be a setback.
>>717994151
Absolutely

>>717994160
41.

>>717994198
Don’t know what you’re whining about, we’re posting AI art see. It’s on topic or whatever

Nice video game board, janny

>>717994248
eww

>>717994198
You're under protection of the jenny mafia, while uma threads gets regularly deleted every time the effect of the meds runs out. Tell your janny to leave us in peace and you won't get dragged in. Simple as that.

>>717993961
>Every time I do a nice nature run, Rudolph refuses to give me any debuffs

I'm gonna lose my shit

>>717994198
What do you mean? Raiding implies that we came to an existing thread just to shit it up and/or derail it. That didn't happen here.

How do you do, fellow sloppers?

>>717994215
>the reason why Gold Ship loves referencing Michael Jackson is because the real Goldship went from brown to white, just like MJ
Holy kino.

Just got a triple S run ruined by 22% Failure chance getting Practice Poor, Awful, and Migraine during summer camp senior year.
Fuck you game.

>>717994564
Hint farming has to be the most miserable thing you can put yourself through in this game.

>>717994652
The T in TM Opera O stands for Theater Kid.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2IYQs4RmeZ8&list=RD2IYQs4RmeZ8&start_radio=1

>>717994695
This game can be really funny sometimes

>>717994695
>gambled and was punished by his hubris
>THIS GAME SUCKS
Hope you learned your lesson

since slop is on-topic

>>717993587 (OP)
Could try Fire Emblem as the subject at some point. There's always a thread or multiple up for that as well.
>>717994652
Here's my generated hors from a few days back. What do you think?

>>717993961
What cards do you use?

>>717994194
I need someone to explain Falco's placement

>coomer thread disguised as a Jurassic Park game thread where it's just people spamming pictures of old, fat hags = okay
>uma thread where people post memes and talk about the game = DELETE ON SIGHT HERE'S YOUR WARNING
I'm actually seething.
Especially since I I'm a Jurassic Park fan.

>>717994872
NTA, but gambling on rolls like that is likely to only way to make improvements to a team now
Spark runs, whatever, but trying to make an upgrade to a PVP horse is taking the risks and it's over as soon as one fails or you have to do an infirmary visit, or no rainbows show up over summers

I don't understand the point of deleting a thread with 462 posts anyway?
https://arch.b4k.dev/v/thread/717960315/

Anyway suck my dick and choke on it, you fucking tranny gook cocksucker mod

>>717995025
Falco is idol coded to the bone, she loves EVERYONE of her fans rather than solely (you)

Deck for debuffer Neicha?

>>717994872
Yeah I've learned lesson before and always resting when the failure chance is higher than 12%. But when the game decided to give you a godly run on a silver platter, I'll just take the chance to finally get a good uma for cm. The 22% failure chance was a quadruple rainbow, but too bad today's not the time.
>>717994864
I remembered when Grass died, I ran her career and get 4 Night Owls in 1 career. I guess anything can happen if you did enough career.

>20% is considered gambling
What's the safe failure percentage breaking point then

If /vg/ is so good, the why do jannies never go there and deal with the schizophrenics that argue with themselves for multiple threads while spamming scat porn?

>>717995224
0%

>>717995224
50%. Either you succeed or you don't.

>>717995142
Falco is a FRAUD that deranks just to bully weaker local horses.
>>717995185
R Rudolf and SR Marvelous is mandatory. Additionally I use SR Tachyon, SSR Rice, and SSR Creek.

>>717993587 (OP)
post the other version of this image

>>717995224
10%, and you have better memorized what the right infirmary choice is

>>717995224
Sleep Deprived chance is 10%, Night Owl chance is 2.5%, so any training below 13% is statistically better. But the game will fuck you anyway.

>>717995293
You the percentages are not real, don't you? A 20% is actually over 50%. A 50% is around 80% failure rate.

>>717994652
I totally generated this sloppa, anyways
>>717995224
I would say under 10% your odds get exponentially better. Below 5% is very safe.

>>717993961
I refuse to make an Evil Nature. My horsewife deserves better.

>>717995014
>>717995185

Thank for the free dailyroll Cygam...JUST!

>>717995634
she's the best!!

>>717995224
5%+ is a 50/50

>>717995224
I will like to add that is you’re at like 11-19%, just take a wit and it should put you over the threshold of like below 10% which way safer

>>717993961
Every Nice Nature run I have dies because debuffing does not win races

>>717994101
Uma Musume is Japanese?

might be time to migrate boards

>>717996517
Nah, we have a right to be here.

>>717995224
depends on the gains, if its a 100+ SPD at 80% fail rate i'm still taking that shit

Based goldship

>>717996440
I was winning by fraction lengths in half the races prior to Ura, it'll definitely take a couple tries. Arima was the biggest cockblock for me like picrel which I thought was going well. They both had the same stamina inherit parents too, it's an uphill battle.

>>717995634
This shit is rigged. I keep getting her over and over with these free pulls.

>>717996507
>replying to a guaranteed replies retard
anyway look at this scuffed as fuck run

>>717995203
That's one way to make the day a lasting memory

>>717996821
Why inherit stamina when you could inherit power and then focus train stamina and wit?

>>717996909
It's a sign anon. Even if you don't like her hair, her tits are top notch on top of her abs

my rudolf has ZERO skills but the green lady isn't saying jack shit about it, curious

uma...sloppa?

>>717997029
My power was mostly covered by running two SPD cards, I was trying to alternate between SPD, WIT trainings and races. Some of the stamina cards like Rice Shower have better debuff skills if you can make them work without a Kitasan

>>717997141
Guts shill

>>717997228
I rabu NTR

How is Doto in bed?

>>717993587 (OP)
I know pulling without a full spark is retarded but I simply can't get enough carats for all of them, do you guys do it too?

>Try to look up Seeking the Pearl factoids in the archive
>Nothing found
FACTOID ANON TASUKETE

>>717997424
Awkward

>>717995634
How the fuck is she supposed to be McQueen sister?

>>717997426
I am desperate for SRs, yes.

>>717997426
Just get lucky, problem solved

Why does this always happen when I'm low on energy?

>>717997631
It's a mere coincidence. Don't think too deeply about it.

Damn Tachyon's got good taste

>>717997474
DESCRIBE IT

>5% speed training
>FAILURE

Hello Tachyon-Nation! How are your runs going?

>>717997631
It's always a test.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A732Cuuo2tI

There’s always that one bullshit run where the game just fucks you for no reason

>>717997506
Adopted

What is the point of Recreation when you can gain mood from random event?

>>717994745
>get a hint for Rudolf
>roll the single stamina skill multiple times while she hoards her million debuffs

>>717998438
you also lose mood from random event

>>717998517
mambo

>>717998703
Mambo

>>717997859
She doesn't know what to do and embarasses herself even in the most simple ways, but in a funny way.

>>717999225
For example?

>>717999063
wake up! everyday is MARVELOUS SUNDAY!

>>717997631
This is why you have assistants in your deck. To curb variance

>>717993587 (OP)
Mihono Bourbon should be higher desu

>>717999424
Go figure it out anon, I believe in you!

Damn it teio..

>>717997867
>pic
how the fuck do you not realize you're having sex with a man?

>>717999687
You do it

>>717999873
Context?

>>717999726
>lost to gorshi
it's Gold Ship's week and you're all living it it

i thought you guys were gone forever

>>718000318
as if unpaid jannies would ever defeat my urge for horse pussy

Uma delicia

>>717997556
Thing is, I already got lucky once, now I fear never getting lucky again

>>718000554
>Faggot Alert. Faggot Alert. Jannie detected.

>>718000650
I initially disliked Ikuno's and Twin Turbo because of their designs, but the whole gang has pretty good chemistry and they are pretty funny.

>>718000730
how does golshi do it? I've never seen someone be so furious about a horse before.

>>718000038
google gives me this
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nanjing_Sister_Hong_incident

What makes Doto so cute?

>>718000904
she's just trolling around; it comes naturally to her

>>717994652
Temu opera my beloved

>>718000904
>>718000982
canon

>>718000730
It should be illegal for Golshi to have these sexy alternative outfits

>>718001098
If he had a phone he would shitpost wouldnt he

>>718000980
Where are her ears?

>>718001215
hUMAn

>>718001139
No I wouldn't

>>718001098
The content horse

>>718001139
he'd be the 'ick on 'eck guy

Wifeshi is too cute

Do the gold SR+ tickets ever expand their pool or should I just use them now?

>>718001458
She's blessed by her Mejiro genes.

>>718001593
Make Debut in ticket name means they will only ever be the launch pool

>>718001458
>marrying into the STAY GOLD family
i hope you have the murderhobo chops in you anon

>>717997429
Look up the Google Doc
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1ucoR1eN1TSMSiXS-GPgTU_wOeJUUbHy0o5xFBFIQYG8/

is this worth over an agnes for CM? for some reason my agnes runs are cursed and there's no rainbows

I'm not into the whole self-insert thing so I keep imagining Martin Freeman is the poor sap who got scouted by Gold Ship.

>>718002789
How the fuck do you guys get these stats? My god I can barely push speed to 1000 and stamina to acceptable levels

>>718002302
>I'm starting to care less about the girls and more about the horses
This is causing me despair. Not that I care, but that I will never get to know these horses.

>>718003118
genuine answer but edging 50/50s, no gamble no gain

Just so you know, irl Umas are starting again in a few bings
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=37tXkGjqVRQ

Isabelle here! Remember Isabelle thinks YOU and your prompts are awesome!

>>718003394
It is what it is.

>>718003269
It makes me wish I could be an animal caretaker but something smaller than horses because imagine getting assigned to someone like Gold Ship.

>>718003793
slower

Which Uma should I gen, chat?

>>718003716
Thanks Isabelle. Thisabelle.

>>718004262
Tachyon, but in character goofy eccentric scientist Tachyon, no porn off-model Tachyon (you can still make her hot)

>>718004231
hey as long as it works. the janny is allegedly a seething brony

This game has made me want to hug a horse

Why the hell am I suddenly sometimes getting just 1 gen on bing instead of 4 from my completely benign non sexual prompts?

>>718004262
Happy Meek singing karaoke.

>>718003671
Why is one of the horses doing a teio step impression

>>718004374
thanks for the cover, keep it up

>>718004374
idk

Is this strong enough to be a CM ace?
It's not perfect since I actually overcapped on speed by quite a bit so I could've done some more stamina trainings, but having 3 recovery skills should make up for it, right?

>>717994194
>air shakkur doesn't become your waifu
what a shame

>>718003671
This just made me realize, why don't we have races with obstacles in-game?

Director just pulled a big thick carrot from between her legs

>>718004554
you're gonna get absolutely wrecked stamina wise by the nice nature debuffs so i wouldn't recommend it

HOLY SHIT THAT NIGGA IS DEAD

>>718004374
Update: It seems to be filtering out any Zelda related video game stuff from my prompts...say it isn't so...

>>718004554
60% chance to proc all 3 recoveries from 600 wit
still might not be enough to handle the debuffs as the base stat is so low

>>718004617
>cat is awake
Also has she ever appeared in other uma musume media?

"WAAAH I BROKE A PIECE OF CHALK"
>MOOD DOWN
this game is such a troll

>>718003671
Is a rider flying off his horse like that common in real races?

>>718004818
hmmm yesss i seee

>>718004986
This was a race with obstacle jumps so I guess a topple is much easier there

>>718004554
she'll run out of stamina before proccing the skills, especially with naughty natures debuffing the shit out of her, you want 600 at least

>>718003671
Adding jumps to a race seems like an easy way to kill your horse with a broken leg

>roja redemption
what's with the funny spic names

>>718004951
you're training a crybaby, you knew the risks...

>>718004341
Horses have been man's best friend about as long as dogs have. It's a natural instinct. It's why /v/'s heart grew 3 times this past month and went full "if someone happens to try and hurt this horse I will fucking rape and murder them"

PINEAPPLE MAN

>>718004951
KUYASHII

Place your bets

>>717995224
1% there's always a chance don't be a pussy

Toreno-san, how should i support a freshly unpacked Grass Wonder? Just general directions pls i don't want the full block of cheese.

>>718005372
>Quiet Wisdom
Silence, Suzuka!!

>>718005372
UNLIMITEDPOTENTIAL

corgi racing gacha when

did a 10pull for nice nature and got spooked, gonna do a million runs with her

>Win triple crown
>King Halo's bitch mom still calling her a shitter
Fuck this hag

This is the perfect setup to enjoy Umamusume.

>>718005649
you got king halo! congrats!

>>717994487
Looks like if we want to talk about video games, we need to first make the jannies cum.
Any volunteers?

>>718005691
shes a qt3.14

>>718005657
win the senior year arima kinen for a bonus scene

>>717995259
Because jannies are the ones posting the scat porn.

>>718005232
Latinos are known to work with horses.

how comparable is the horse stats here to horse stats and breeding in Minecraft

No matter the 10 pull i do, i never, EVER, get SSRs or 3 stars.

>>718004323
Would you like some c̴̨̡̯̰̥̰̈͗ͅọ̷̞̋̀͗̈́̉̆̈̽͑̌f̶̭̝͇̙͇͓͓͉͋̈́̈́͒͒͋̚͝f̶̮͍̍̍̔̃̆̊e̷̛͙̽̃̃̈́̏͑̓̒̀͘ę̴̱̜̖̯̈́̚

>>718005649
>Got Taishin with a single 10 pull
I'm so jealous, today is the "last" day to try to get her, I already did 90 pulls and NOTHING, I'm grinding some G1/G2 trophies to get the last 10 pull, I'll post an update soon...

>>718004262
Bakushin O in a fast food drive through

>>718006083
Yes she should absolutely be with Cafe in the picture!

>>718006083
Now with image

>>718004951
Jobber Ticket bros...

>>718006032
Me too bro, and I can't build up full sparks either

Tachyon's coffee is more sugar than coffee, that's the only psychopatic thing she does

>>718005372
>margin of air
mighty kek.
Love horse names

>>718006163
Looks great, very trippy

i really like how they show acceleration on the replays

>>718006109
>rolling under 200 pulls
Bro, just swipe

so this is the legacy of Kancolle...

pro tip: coffee is evil

>>718006350
I can't, I'm a NEET but not the type with infinite money glitch.
This game is unironically serving as inspiration to finally work.

>>718006350
THERE ARE NOT ENOUGH CARATS TO PULL TO FULL SPARK ON EVERY BANNER YOU WANT IT'S LITERALLY IMPOSSIBLE

it's always weirded me out how equines just straight up have hair.

>>718006258
Truth is I don't know my horses, but when I read "mad scientist" I tend to break out the drug jokes

>pass the basedsauce
KEK

>>718006571
She is a goofy scientist, the joke here is her friend loves coffee and she ruins it by putting sugar in it until it physically cannot disolve anymore

>>718006571
The trippy look fits her eyes

Anyone have a club with an open slot?

>Owner is a white guy
>trainer, caretaker. groomer and jockey are all latinos
why is this so common?

Tachyon drinks sugar with some tea mixed in.

my home page is progressively growing in irl horse racing videos

>>718006571
She's not just any goofy scientist. She's basically one of those sketchy guys that cook up performance enhancing drugs under the radar. It's a huge industry and they're always trying to cook up the new thing to avoid detection in doping tests.

That being said she definitely looks (and acts) like she would synthesize LSD and regularly microdose it.

>>718006109
am genuinely sorry to hear, best of luck of grinding (i had to pull a marathon to grind for kita so i know how it feels) and i will assure you she will be my ace in team trials and she will be STRONG

>>718004617
Giving her a thorough wash after toiling the whole day in the carrot farm.

>>718006932
Same, and this is a good thing

>>718006895
Cowboys and all that culture comes from the original Spanish vaqueros when they lived in half of the USA

>>718006895
Joses are cheap, work long hours, and are 5’0” tall on average

all the jockeys are called jose

>>718006895
Jockeys have to be small. Mexicans are usually pretty short. as others pointed out they work hard, not gonna give you any bullshit about "muh mental health" and of course cheap labor

>>718007347
is that a...

>>718007347
no way...

>>718007368
>not gonna give you any bullshit about "muh mental health"
that part's pretty true.
the cure for mexican mental health is drinking till you drop.

>>718007252
>missing the one Juan

>>718005680
>Energy recovered by 1.
th-thanks...

That's a big prize pool, there must be some strong horses in this race.

>>718007509
Seems to work better than the useless antidepressants that half the nation is prescibed

>4K viewers 10 minutes ago
>11K watching now
The uma bros are tuning in

>>718007409
>>718007491
What? She's just standing in front of a whiteboard to which someone has drawn some brown stripes on.

INSANE COMEBACK

>>718007741
bitch thinks she's John L. Death Note

My Noble Knight surging from the back in the final stretch

Holy SHIT he ulted in real time

Goddamn, Pineapple Man got BTFO extremely hard.

late surgergods proving that it's the best style once again

Hundreds of hours into the game, for some reason Tachyon decided to change her racing schedule to Mile Cup instead of whatever race I had planned, and I have no idea why because the game was set to skip all events, and it got skipped even though I never saw it before...

>>718004387
Cutie, wasn't sure what style would really suit her so I went more generic here

>>718007409
>>718007491
>>718007795
Please face the device and look at the light right here

>>718007957
what's tazuna saying

the fucking commercial lmao

>>718007741
>even has smarties to eat
DIABEETUS.

>>718008040
Need to get the guys that do the ones for the JRA.

>>718008035
"Welcome to the Rice Fields mother fucker"

>>718008035
Please look at this

>jra commercial
what the fuck
ludo

>>718008157
KEK, not even casino degenerates approach horse gamblers

>>718008035
“はい〜こちらを見てくださいね〜”

>>718008157
>don't have to whale for super creek because she showed up during my impulse rolls

>JRA ad
>no Umamusume ad
What are they waiting for

>>718008220
can't believe UMA made horse betting come back

>>718008256
the JRA finals

JRA commercial? D-do they know we are watching?

RIZZ

>>717993587 (OP)
>Starting your AI thread with an uma image
That was a mistake.

>>718007907
if your mood is at normal or worse during the satsuki sho you get mile cup instead of derby

>>718008035
>Hold still while I clock you.

>>718008035
hai kochira o mite kudasai ne

>>718008169
>>718008175
>yfw when an uma musume commercial plays

Place
Your
Bets

>>718008334
Cygames sponsors the kentucky derby and a bunch of other races. Doesn't surprise me JRA would be doing ads in other horse races.

>>718008367
It's on purpose. Video game threads get deleted so we have to hide them.

>>718008367
>mistake
the shot landed exactly where I aimed

>>718008410
Everything on She's Country

>>718006571
>>718006163
Wouldn't mind more Tachyons by (you) they look good

>>718008410
100$ on Mia Sophia.

>>718008410
all in on Rizz
i believe in the GOAT, Jose Ortiz.

>>718008410
gotta be dat rizz

>>718008410
R I Z Z
I
Z
Z

>>718008410
who would win between Rizz and Skibidi Rizz?

>>718008464
golshi sexo

>>718008504
Here's another while I try Bakushin, might come back to her after

>>718008557
cute

do we have to live with the sloppers now?

>>718008367
it is okay.
Nothing worse than jannytrannies so we allow it.
You aren't the first to use that.

>>718008410
All in on Rizz

>>718008678
yeah, but we might get some good slop out of it

>>718008678
Implying they don't post in every single thread anyway, the ai thread was never a good containment

>>718008776
it contains me :(

>>718008410
>Stylish Gem
HWABAG

>>718008678
call it a temporary hide-out shelter

>City Of Light
>Quality Road

>>718008648
Nice thanks, it's a lot more in-character than the yandere bimbos artists on Twatter are doing. Getting her eyes right is the key part in generating it imo

>>718008678
You can always start the thread with a reddit or twitter screencap if you want some variety, those are also allowed to hit bump limit.

>>718008875
I want to hear more about Chop Chop.

>>718008875
I’m at work listening to this shit and almost lost it at “Formidable Man”

Thoughts on which one to bring to CM?
And yeah unlucky with the stars so no U=ma2

>>718008875
>We have Gold City and Narita Top Road at home

>>718009374
slightly unrelated but how bad is the Gold City SSR speed card

it's really interesting how knowledgeable the old guy is about the lineages and skills of the horses.

>>718009797
one of them is a former jockey apparently
but yeah I mean most good sports commentators can give you pretty pretty specific details on different athletes and what have you, same thing

these names lmao

GO RIZZ GO

>She's Country
Taiki bros let's fucking go

rizz bros...

Oh is it Saratoga Watch Party day

Rizzbros we got btfo so hard...

She’s country alright

Rizz got Oguri'd

>>718010258
You know it

Your trainee didn't have enough rizz

>>718010305
>THE BIG

So how are the odds displayed again?
Like "She's Country" is just a "2"
Is that 2:1 or 1:2?

COCKTAILS
GAMBLING
FASHION

CYBERKNIFE

I live in constant fear of this thread getting shafted

>>718010305
>excellent quality

Holy shit Cyberknife has an insane commercial budget

These ads are gonna kill me, they're selling these horses like they're gonna be in a MMA fight this weekend

>>718010305
>Good Opera
W-Who's Bad Opera?

>>718006142
Couldn't get the perspective right for the drive thru but here's her enjoying burg

>>718010305
>ehh fuck it just name her Vodka still

>>718010549
Cute and Juicy

I finally had sex with my wife, Gold Ship.

>>718010475
and another one will be made immediately, so cast your worries aside and enjoy the races

>>718010549
Bakuger

Place
Y
o
u
r
Bets

is there ever gonna be a breaking point where sunday silence and stay gold don't have genes on anyone, or is their seed frozen and we are bound forever

>>718010778
>Gun Party
>Eliminate
What are these names
I'm gonna go with Sherrif Bianco because it's the coolest name here

>>718010778
Eliminate

>>718008678
Sure, but we can do more damage that way!

>>718010778
ELIMINATE

>>718004262
El Condor Pasa back to back with Tizoc from Fatal Fury. She winks and points up toward the camera. Tizoc is just glancing at the camera with his arms crossed.

>>718010778
what's the "m/l"
how do I read these odds

>>718010792
anon every honse is descended from Sunday Silence, and there are 500 Mini-Goldships

>>718010792
I hope the Gold lineage never stops, fun stuff always follows

COUGH

>>718011000
bro was making massive vape clouds off camera

>>718010778
Gun Party

>>718010778
>Sheriff Bianco
>Eliminate
>Gun Party
Kek
Well I'm going the Sheriff just for variety sake

>random event
>mood down
>speed down
>bad condition
>this has happened twice in a row after healing
Whining Ticket is gonna drive me up the wall
>>718010653
Congrats on your hot spring trigger, I'm still waiting on my crane game to show up

>Too Sexy
when do we get the uma?

huh, they keep mentioning this Gun Runner guy so i looked him up
>Gun Runner (foaled March 8, 2013) is a US Hall of Fame Thoroughbred racehorse who was the 2017 American Horse of the Year after winning four Grade I races at age four. He retired with earnings of nearly $16 million.
>As a three-year-old, he became one of the early favorites for the 2016 Kentucky Derby after winning both the Risen Star Stakes and Louisiana Derby. Following a third-place finish in the Kentucky Derby, he won the Matt Winn Stakes and Clark Handicap, and was second in the Breeders' Cup Dirt Mile and Pennsylvania Derby.
>As a four-year-old in 2017, he finished second in the Dubai World Cup, then went on to win the Stephen Foster Handicap, Whitney Stakes, Woodward Stakes, and Breeders' Cup Classic. His performance in the Whitney earned him a rating of 127 in the August 2017 update of the World's Best Racehorse Rankings, ranking him in third place worldwide. Prior to retiring to stud as a five-year-old, he also won the 2018 Pegasus World Cup.

>>718010778
ELIMINATE

RESPECT THEM

>>718011328
Don't racehorses get abused often?

BREED THEM

>>718010778
>sheriff blanco
esto es el fin

>>718011328
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1lAaKIusePE

I love this gremlin

*kiss* respect them

I like horsies

>>718006924
what the fuck, where's her ergohuman chair?

>>718011445
I still can't believe /dbs/ shitposted Gohan Blanco into reality

>>718009241
i'd go with the one on the right because more recovery skills + triumphant pulse

so we just take refuge here now from ABIB prosecution?
why are uma theads getting purged on /v/ anyway?

>>718011507
Landing aircraft on Bakushin's forehead!

>>718011591
only bingbingwahoo games get to be cultural phenomenons

>>718011517
Don't worry about it.

>>718006571
If your love Tachyon you're either super chill or the craziest person on earth

>>718010305
Are those just chinks reselling those plushies?

>>718011591
well according to the warnings i've gotten "all video game generals belong on /vg/" whatever that means

>>718011591
>why are uma theads getting purged on /v/ anyway?
They don't want people talking about video games on /v/.

Do the american triple crown races still have those handicap weights?

I like this one

>>718011591
they want to move all videogame discussion to /vg/ so it becomes erp and turn /v/ into /pol/ 2
also only bing bing wahoo games can be popular and everything else is shilling

>>718011824
I made a throwaway urara a while ago and she keeps beating really strong horses in Time Trials. I need to watch her to see what she's doing right.

>>718008684
the lusty uma maid

>>718011857
>>they want to move all videogame discussion to /vg/
I would be okay with that if they would actually clean up that shithole and remove all the schizos. As of right now, /v/ is much better if you actually want to discuss a video game with likeminded anons. /vg/ is where game discussion goes to die. Haven't checked out the uma general so I can't speak for them but I don't care for /vg/ in general. Waaaaaaaay too many schizos, every thread has at least one and nothing gets done about it.

these commercials are really fucking cool

>>717998165
>having amazing run as Maruzen
>A in speed, C in everything else
>summer camp full energy
>the remaining career is multiple sub 15% failures and night owl
Nice.....

>>718011824
I also like her

>>718011824
why are there two suns

>>718012032
yea every /vg/ thread i've tried for other games are full of schizos and "thread personalities" craving for attention all day, every day

>>718012213
anon lives on tatooine

>>718012246
I imagine uma isn't that bad yet since it's new and popular so I'm sure most schizo posts get buried.

But when things slow down for a game, and a general just exists for the sake of existing, then it turns into thread personalities, drama, and anything but actual game discussion.

These /v/ threads have been very friendly, helpful, and just fun in general. Jannies can delete them as much as they want. A new one will be made regardless of what they do because the game is popular. Bronyfaggot janny needs to cope.

>>718012119
I just had a great Mayano run up until the second summer start where she had two mood downs in a row right before it, then had one singular rainbow proc from the end of summer until Ura finals. There were ALWAYS at least 3 umas sitting on Guts. Fuck my life.

>>718012408
>I imagine uma isn't that bad yet since it's new and popular
it's had a general since JP server launched

>>718004575
japan fucking loves flat racing

>>718012476
Ah, fair enough. Shows how much I use /vg/. Im a newfag to this series no doubt

what is he whispering

>>718004575
jump racing would be kino. i'm not sure it's that popular in japan though

>>718012561
>I saw your jockey riding some other horses, you should kill him during the race

>>718012561
"I heard you like NTR"

GUN PARTY

GOO-GOO JANNIES

>>718012384
>those headphones
kek

>>718011537
ty anon, felt good about the skills on the left but I guess the stat idfference is pretty big

>>718004575
I imagine because it's more injury prone given races happen like once a week

>finally get my first hot spring ticket
>it's on Air Groove

front runner chads...

>>718012384
>Mood awful
Her fault for playing ground forces

Bianco you fuck, I didn't bet on you or anything but come on

>>718012910
Groovy is hot though

>>718012910
Mine was on Haru Urara.

>>718012032
>>718012246
The problem is all generals that are made 24/7 back to back, will eventually become like the ones on /vg/ given enough time, even if the board is /v/. Just look at the stealth touhou generals.

>>718012910
Mine was on Vodka
It was kinda nice

>>718012910
Mine was with Super Creek, 2nd was with Top Gun

>>718012910
Imagine hating on this cutie

I want Saratoga to get an announcer as hype about horse races as that announcer in the "please fuck my horse" ads

>>718013005
She's cute but I'm not a fan of her personality and I think she has one of the worst outfits in the game

Jose Ortiz is cool ngl.

Place (Your) Bets

>>718009686
Pretty bad. Maybe it works as a stat stick at high LB, but the skills are just shit. The events have some free energy and maybe a mood up, but that's stuff you can get from many cards.

>>718013472
FROMANOTHAMUTHA

>>718013472
Big Gains easy

>>718013249
Her forehead is too big

>>718013451
translate it weebs

>>718012910
For me was Bakushin

>>718013472
BIG GAIN

>>718012910
get or use?

>>718013472
BIG FUARKING GAINS
odds seem to favor Breslau

>>718012910
Gold Ship for me

How do I get my horses past B rank?
Should I go down to Happy Valley when the next racing season starts?

>>718012910
Mine was with Mayonegg Top Cunny...
why is she so horny...

>>718013667
Lucky.

>>718013472
>gun it
>not participating
more like "guns it out of the track"
>FROMANOTHAMUTHA
where's his brother MABROTHA

>>718013072
>>The problem is all generals that are made 24/7 back to back, will eventually become like the ones on /vg/ given enough time, even if the board is /v/. Just look at the stealth touhou generals.
Yeah, but that only happens if the thread is created without any real demand and moreso created out of habit by the posters. These threads are not at that point. They're being made back to back because the game is popular. Once things start slowing down and thread turns into schizos and thread personalities then I'm fine with jannies shutting things down but we're nowhere near close that point. But yeah, you have a thread stay up long enough and it's going to attract some schizos regardless of the format.

>>718013667
that's a mejiro

>>718013580
Both.
I've done loads of careers but usually end up with either the carrot or bushel
At the very least it works in the opposite way as well, I've never seen tissues either

>>718013472
Big Gain

>>718013874
Which one

After a little over 100 careers I've only gotten 4 tickets and a single 3* Power spark

God bless these ads they literally range from MMA promo to local car dealership quality

Does this expire after a certain time?

>>718014039
yeah I love it

mmmm hay

>>718013472
>concorde spirit
WE GAAN

>>718014061
Forgot pic

>>718013451
>Hyaa...
>Why does it always start to rain when I train?
>When I run, it starts to rain...
>Must be because I'm a bad girl.
>Hey!
>Ah
>Oniisama!
>Hi
>Always the hard worker even in rain.

>>718013554
>Th-that's not it... When I run...
>Hm?
>Rice
>Huh?
>Oniisama!?
>Hard work is all well and good, but don't overdo it.
>Mhm.
>I'm going to do my best!
>Rice decides it's ok to be a bit of a bad girl.

ayo the horse crip walkin

Hear that anons? Big race on Saturday, mark your calendars

>>718014457
Lmao

>>718014508
no but you can't get anything but launch uma's so you might as well rip it

>>718014508
I don't think they do but if it's the one where you can choose the horse I don't think newer horses will appear on it, check the featured items but someone can correct me on that

>>718014582
This game is sending me down a dark path.

>>718014582
>600K purse
Should be some strong horsies

ayo is that horse wearing red socks?!

>>718013451
>Hyaa...!
>Why does it suddenly start raining during training...!

>When Rice runs, rain starts pouring...
>I guess it's because... Rice is a bad girl...
>Oh!

>Ah...

>Onii-sama!
>Hey!
>Training hard when it's raining, you sure are a hard worker, Rice.
>>718013554
>N-- No, it's...! Whenever Rice runs...
>Hmm?

>Rice...

>Fueeh!?
>Onii-sama!?

>It's fine to be working hard, but...
>Don't go overdoing it, okay?

>...Yeah!
>Rice will try her best!
>MOOD improves to GREAT
>Rainy Day O
>Rice then thought it was okay to be just a little bit of a bad girl.

>>718014938
oh no you're tuning in to live sporting events, the horror
what's next, you might be inspired to go for a jog? It's over...

>>718014939
>Jose on Nitrogen
nice

>>718014457
OUTTA MY WAY, EQUINE FUCKING SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITS

it's okay Big Gainers he's an end closer

>six (6) horses total
What did they mean by this?

Nice finish.

WHAT A FINISH

BY A NOSTRIL

>>718013754
borrow kitasan

he sure looks like he's up for some mischief
someone please cool these horses down

HOLY FUCKING SHIT

>tongue dangling the entire race
>wins

>>718012910
For me, it was Mcqueen

>>718015309
>>718015328
this is the face of a winner

>Sagamore Mischief
>commits mischief
Bravo Kojima.

>>718011591
cygames didn’t pay the jannies

>>718011591
No video game generals allowed, but drawing and AIslop generals are for some reason.

>>718014554
>>718015018
thanks
luv me Rice

Dude Covid is gonna run

What is this accent?

I've never given the slop threads a second glance, how many other actual games had to hide away like this?

is this dude latino or black

>>718015573
No *non-nintendo video agme generals allowed
Notice how the Fire Emblem pseudo generals are not being deleted. Splatoon threads NEVER got deleted and they were running for two years straight. Smashfag threads NEVER get deleted and they were running for nearly 10 YEARS and written off as """cultural phenomena""". I could go on and on. Things like Famitsu threads are fine, Final Fantasy threads are okay, Dead or Alive, other gacha games, and so on.

The reason they're picking on Uma Musume is because one of the jannies got exposed as a butthurt brony.

>>718015763
yes

>>718015763
Blatino

Never kill yourself

>>718015763
el ogro de las americas

>>718015763
Afro Latino? idk

Holy shit

Place Thy Bets

>>718013472
>>718008410
>>718005372
Why is this Eric Cancel dude jockeying so many different horses? What a manwhore.

VIOLENCE

OBLITERATION

>>718015978
Damn, there's some strong names here
I'm going with Out of the fog

>>718015906
Why would I kms over a video game
but yes I agree you have to keep on fighting

>>718015978
Pazz the Onions Sauce

>>718010305
At least they’re using the actual pictures

>>718015978
Cada Dia Mejor

>>718015978
>Pazz the onions sauce

>>718015964
Hmm...some more GUTS would have helped.

these are some of the most stereotypical looking mexicans ive ever seen.

>>717994198
Your AI slop threads are dogshit that's overstayed its welcome by years because some dumbfuck mod is protecting them
Some dumbfuck mod is also now harassing threads about a VIDEO GAME (you know, the thing that ACTUALLY belongs here, unlike your dogshit slop general)
So now, we are taking your threads and repurposing them for our needs. Janny can either keep protecting your threads, and thus leave us alone, he can waste his precious mod discord circlejerk time trying and failing to surgically remove us while leaving the slop intact, or he has to start deleting your slop threads and doing his job just to get to us.
Either way, we win
Your garbage threads are ours now for as long as this mod tantrum exists, get used to it

>>718010305
>>718016115
Bros, be honest with me. If I buy one of those, what are the chances they at least somewhat look like the picture

>horse name is censured
Kek

>>718015978
Pazz the SOI sauce all the way

>>718015978
Onions Sauce will expect to them to just pass him the 1st place on a silver platter but he'll be Dead Aim wrong as Armenian Dancer comes Straight Out of the Fog and grabs Eighty Gold medals.

wait what the fuck it's raining?

>>718015978
Gimme the long shot on Dead Aim

>>718006258
>coffee
She drinks tea

>wet conditions
Kino.

>>718016263
Probably will look fine, and have at least a 60% chance to not fall apart immediately

>>718016380
>Staminalets getting BTFO
Oh no no no

firm conditions bros...

SKILL ACTIVATION

hangover heaven... he's literally me.

>>718016380
Museo clutch incoming

>>718015736
It's gonna happen more and more as time goes on and mods get more mask off about their shilling for AI and Microsoft, just it's always morally correct to make fun of gachas, it's always morally correct to title your thread DALLE-3 to trick the jannies as long as they continue to protect the actual general

>>718016396
>27:1 odds
Bet $2 to make $54, go for it

100% win rate

>>718016380
Don't worry about it

>>717994198
we're stealing your shit until the brony mod stops seething

>>718016641
How can one horse be so powerful

>>718016641
POTENTIAL HORSE

>Pandemic Hero
vaxx status?

Out Of The Fog is a fatty lol

Man these horse names
Race Horse or Pacific Rim Jaeger, call it

>>718016641
the GOAT

setting a what now

BLACK TYPE?

>random event gives +mood and stats
I love narcissism

could you afford to feed ogurin and her baby

>CGI HORSE
beautiful

>>718015609
>also stretching her ears
cute

Did they have to green screen that colt, why not just have the logo over the footage
>>718017059
With the millions you'd make from race wins and royalties?
I think you'd barely scrape by

>>718015906
>only 2
bro...

>>718017059
Hell no, cheaper to send that hog to school and let the cafeteria deal with her.

>>718017059
Yeah, feed them to the glue factory

Tried making a Spe for long races with a 4/2 speed/stam deck, feels like stam is low and wit is as well somehow. Should I go 3/3 instead? Or maybe 3spd/2stam/1wit? The latter would help a bit with energy regen, and making skills more consistent is always nice.

>>718017212
EXPLODE

AT LAST AFTER 200 CAREERS FINALLY GOT MY THIRD 3 STAR AND 1ST 9 STAR AND ITS ALL SPEED!

I can now proceed to farm for other stats reliably.

>>718017212
wow post it every thread why don't you, maybe someone didn't see it

>>718017445
hooray!

>Bump limit
Nooo...

>>718017375
never run wit cards, just try to use wit training instead of resting (unless she's so tired that wit has a failure chance), that always gets me 500+ wit

>>718017375
How do you get your stats so high? Mine always seem to cap out at about 700

>>718017375
yeah, 3/3 and 3/2 is better for longs

>>718017375
for long races you need as much stam and recovery skills as possible, speed is only important for beating other horses that have as much effective stamina as you do

Why are 90% of my blue sparks 1* guts

CADA DIA MAY WHORE

VAXXED

MY FUCKING HERO

DOCTOR FAUCI GIVE US VACCINES HELP ALL THE PEOPLE WHO HAVE BEEN QUARANTINED

soi boys...they didn't pass the sauce

VAXX STATUS?

>>718017497
MAKE A NEW THREAD

More like SCAMdemic.

>>718017059
>have to train 3 once-in-a-generation prospects and win every single major race just to be able to feed your family if you marry Oguri Cap
Imagine being her husband and feeling that unimaginable dread when you're told the kid you're expecting is a girl
Simply imagine thinking how you were already draining all the cash you had in the bank just to feed Cap and now there's two of them

>>718017637
But I hear MANT sucks...

>>718017504
I don't understand this, are you supposed to do Wit trains until you can reliably do other trainings? It looks really inefficient since you are using so many turns on wit, am I wrong?

pandemic pulled that suzuka ult

>>718017504
>>718017507
>>718017520
>>718017524
Alright thanks, I'll try 3/3 next then. I do sometimes use wit to regain energy, but when it's +12 and a +50 rest wouldn't hit the energy cap I usually rest instead. I don't think that's the wrong thing to do, I'll just blame bad wit training luck this time.
Here's the skills.

>>718017637
Don't do that before it expires. Someone will make it after it expires, we're still page 9.

>>718017464
I didn't post it yesterday

how much is dependent on the skill of the jockey?

>>718017507
Just get good rainbow luck my dude, and focus the first year on raising friendship with all your supports instead of stats. 1 good rainbow can easily beat 3 single-support rainbows.

>>718017835
About that...

>>718017730
it's not that difficult
>do one or two friendship trainings
>half energy
>do a few wit trainings
>2 more friendship trainings
>25 energy
>race/rest/wit back to 50 energy
>hope you luckshit +energy events for more friendship trainings
you have to balance them out and you'll get lots of it it's not inefficient in the slightest, especially not during junior year when you want to max friendships as fast as possible. It's definitely better than spamming rests, don't run wit cards

>>718017743
honestly those are pretty goods stats and skills for a long uma and could probably put up a good fight as long as you're not in super sweaty class 6 A+ rank

another successful AI thread

Did you know there are 3 kinds of Horse Commercials?
>those that look like MMA promos
>those that resemble a golf course ad
>and those that might as well try to sell you an used car
Those are the three

>>718018031
they all look like parody commercials from GTA

>>718017835
zero since these musclehead retards will most of the time just run cuz

>>718018004
I got some good on-model Tachyons so I'd say it was

I'm Not Giving Up the Lead…!

PYB