Thread 717994432

>$80 for a 3 hour game
vee will defend this

You're supposed to 100% it 3 times if you're a true Nintendo fan. So it's an 100 hour game like everything else these days.

>>717994432 (OP)
You can destroy the world. Idc if its a fucking tech demo thats fun

>>717994432 (OP)
Thats a highlight channel not a full raw gameplay you dense prick

>>717994432 (OP)
King K. Rool's fakeout alone is worth $100, be grateful you don't have to pay that!

How many times will you be making this thread?

>>717994432 (OP)
2 billion times better than mario bros

>3 hour
??????

>>717994432 (OP)
Should've been a wario game

I'm pretty sure I spent 3 hours in the lagoon layer by itself.

>>717995371
They really need to shelve rareslop for good. DKC was the dark ages for the franchise.

>>717996137
Correct. OP posted a streamer's highlight video, not his full playthrough. Game's also not $80.

“This is way more fun than Grand Theft Auto!” -players everywhere.

I mean yeah if you collect minimal bananas and go straight for each new layer.

But that isn't really the point.

>>717994885
Anon no one is saying you have to 100%, but the game is designed to break shit and find bananas. If you don't do that, then there's no point in playing the game at all.

>>717996136
They're welcome to make one.

>>717994432 (OP)
Oh look, another
>macaco seethe thread
Lol; you got raped n gaped btw.

why is he even sperging out so hard? Its not even thursday. What bad news concerning snoy does he have now?

The game is much longer than 3 hours even just doing the basic story and collecting bananas here and there. Probably more like 15-20 hours

>>717997181
>What bad news concerning snoy does he have now?
He's probably still reeling from the fact Snoy said they're ditching the console business and everything will be multiplat.

>>717994432 (OP)
kill yourself
>>717994885
kill yourself

>>717996137
Funny, out of all of them so far I breezed through that one in like 2 hours. Found like 90% the bananas and moved on. I just found it really easy to locate them there for whatever reason.

Best level though (so far)

>>717995950
Odyssey says 12h on the page too but it takes like 5-6h if youre not a quadriplegic

>>717994941
>Remove giant chunk of earth
>More earth underneath
Wow, bravo Nintendo!

>>717997006
Exactly. Rushing through just to "reach the next area" defeats the whole point of the design. It’s a world built for poking around, testing things, doubling back with new gear-it’s not about linear progression. These aren’t speedrun levels, they’re playgrounds. If you’re not sniffing out every cranny for bananas, why even boot the game?

>>717995950
This is OPs latest cope, because he'll never get to play this masterpiece.

>>717998932
so what you're saying is... If I play the game super fast I will just... finish it faster? wow. my mind is blown!!

>>717997181
why do you think they need reason to sperg out? they're here daily spamming their braindead bait thread and the jannies let them run free, why would they stop?

>>717999783
I didnt play it super fast i got all the moons i needed and did the toddler challenges and found the sheep and it took me 6h 30

throw bricks at speedrunners

>>717994432 (OP)
I CAN AFFORD IT
There.

>>717999735
They slurped Sony heavily, you know. I guess their shilling doesn't matter if they slurp your master at least once.

>>718000094
>i got all the moons i needed
Ah, the bare minimum to roll credits, got it.

>>717994432 (OP)
How did this guy fall off so badly?

>>718001437
look at how mad this jeet is lmao

the point is even faggots on sony's payroll like the ugly fucks from digital kikery love bananza, you've lost, cope, sneed, dilate, rope, seethe, sneed and nigger-man

>>717994432 (OP)
DELETE THIS

>>717995797
As many times as necessary, and they will be filled with the exact same replies every time.

>>717999735
>huge tendie manchild rates nintendo game highly
aint no way bro

i'm 25 hours in and still ain't 100%ed it

>>718001636
I hope you get paid for shilling against Nintendo and trolling the tendies for a living, never do something you love for free.

>>718001676
How that mature and edgy game of the year Astro Bot for the Playstation going for you?

>>717994432 (OP)
twitchsperm pretending that watching youtube is gaming...

>>717994432 (OP)
>optional content is a waste of time
I mean kinda

>>718001492
>bare minimum
I got all the hidden ones retard
When you played skyrim did you do every single quest, mime every vein, loot every single item and find all the gems?

>>717994432 (OP)
>three hour game

>>717994432 (OP)
>Not even a single true statement in OP
Wew lad

>>718001492
>le bare minimum
>literally "u have to 100% it to be a True Nintendo Fan"
rofl

>>718004071
>collectathon
>don't even collect stuff
I bet you one of those people that plays 3D platformers and for 99% of the time only uses the left joystick to travese.

>>718004071
>anything above bare minimum is 100%

Why does every new Nintendo game send this board into years-long conniption fits of insane rage?

>>717995950
speedruning + bug abuses.

>>717995950
I was memed by /v/ into thinking this game was short as fuck, maybe 4-5 hours tops, I'm 10 hours in and still no end in sight. I don't know why I listen to /v/ lies

>>718003840
>>718000094
The fastest speedruners in the world can't get all moons in less than 7 hours. Nice lies, retard.
>>717994432 (OP)
>>717994885
The fastest 100% speedrun of bananza is currently 11 hours.

If you faggots want to make up lies, at least try ones that aren't disproven with a simple websearch.

>>717994432 (OP)
>>$80

>>718006673
No it isn't.

I'm only on the Forest Layer and have spend about 20 hours playing the game.

>>718005089
4chan is now predominantly 3rd worlders, like Indians, Brazilians, and Chinamen. 3rd worlders HATE Nintendo, for whatever reason.

>>718006862
>for whatever reason
Their games are 70-80 dollars. You know how much that is on a third world country?

>>718007513
A week's pay?

Same thread over and over
I want to fuck king k rool's wife really bad