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Anonymous No.717996264 >>717996526 >>717996673 >>718001097
>Snake, you infiltrated the 4chan imageboard. Your mission is to reach page 10 without being noticed. This mission is classified and the US government will deny any involvement if you were to be caught, avoid any (You)s unless strictly necessary. Proceed with utmost care.
>Four-chan?
>4chan is an online imageboard that functions like a forum dedicated to various topics with an infamously bad moderation system that allows its pseudo-anonymous users to post misleading and misinformed opinions often resulting in threads getting derailed into unhinged rants about current news and politics. When a new thread is created the users can "bump" it with replies so that it stays on the front page and gets more views and potential replies, at the same time a thread can receive a "sage" which is the opposite of a "bump", a saged thread falls off first page until it gets to page 10 where it gets deleted. This a self-regulating system that rewards popular and new content with a side-effect of promoting controversial bait posts and overshadowing quality and high-effort posts that don't receive nearly as many replies.
>An imageboard, huh. But why am I here? What four-chan has to do with my mission?
>We received anonymous tips about important information regarding an unauthorized production of a new metal gear model by a group of ex-FOXHOUND members. According to our intelligence said information is currenly on page 10 and is about to be deleted. Bad actors are flooding the board with bait threads to flush this vital evidence off the board, you must make it to page 10 before the thread gets deleted Snake,
>From my briefing I remember someone mentioning an archive, Colonel what can you tell me about it?
>Yes there's indeed an archive but we can't confirm the identity of its owner since he suddenly disappeared a week ago, in other words we don't have a guarantee that the information regarding the new metal gear won't be tampered or altered before getting added to the archive.
Anonymous No.717996325 >>717996442
Not so fast!
Anonymous No.717996384 >>717996448
Not reading all that
You gotta make it about 1/4 as long
Anonymous No.717996442
>>717996325
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MS8OawQegYE
Anonymous No.717996448 >>717996698
>>717996384
If you can't read these few paragraphs your brain is fried and you should take a walk

Wait is this sentence too much for you too? Should I shorten it?

If can't read paragraphs brain fried walk needed
Anonymous No.717996510
Snake! You won't escape me this time.
Anonymous No.717996526
>>717996264 (OP)
Shouldn't you faggots be back in school by now?

Jesus fucking christ yall are lame
Anonymous No.717996532 >>717996653
WHOSE FOOTPRINTS ARE THESE
Anonymous No.717996634
Snake, have some intel of the enemy:
>>717996583
Anonymous No.717996653 >>717996784
>>717996532
And then this mechanics gets never used again.
The MGS games are very weird about these things.
Anonymous No.717996673
>>717996264 (OP)
>What four-chan has to do with my mission?
>what four-chan has to do
Anonymous No.717996698
>>717996448
Anonymous No.717996784 >>717997443
>>717996653
You use footprints to track Naomi in mgs4
Anonymous No.717997443
>>717996784
It's not the same as creating fresh footprints from your own steps on the snow, and the guards reacting to them.
Anonymous No.718000442
What was this noise?
Anonymous No.718000583
>tfw
Anonymous No.718000859
>Have alleged 200+ IQ
>Just patrol a few square yards for hours on end, not paying attention to peripheral vision
I fucking love being a genome soldier.
Anonymous No.718000895 >>718001115
A DUD
Anonymous No.718001097 >>718002656
>>717996264 (OP)
My ass is heavy
Anonymous No.718001115
>>718000895
SURVEILLENCE CAMERA?!?!?!??!!?
Anonymous No.718002656
>>718001097
Imagine a metal gear fangame where you have to infiltrate black mesa during the resonance cascade and have to extract like a zen crystal and Eli Vance or someone, while dealing with the marines and CIA drama, and fuck it throw some alien drama in there aswell
Anonymous No.718003446
Nothing to report
Anonymous No.718003692
>colonel, I've made it to page 8, but I've encountered some kind of...forest demon.
>No matter what I post, it just throws shit at me.