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Anonymous No.717999448 >>717999650 >>718001151 >>718001943 >>718002678 >>718003417 >>718004196 >>718004436 >>718004494 >>718005739 >>718006434 >>718006794 >>718008524 >>718011708 >>718012286
Are you the kind of guy who upgrades armor or weapons first?
Anonymous No.717999650 >>718006994
>>717999448 (OP)
>but weapon
>grinding is now faster
>come back to buy armor
Anonymous No.717999862 >>718002642
clearly spike armor is the best use of money here.
Anonymous No.717999875
In every game I always upgrade whatever gets me more income first
Anonymous No.718000245 >>718000801
>Buy eastern sword
>Kill shopkeep while he counts my gold
>Take all the items
Easy, next question.
>B-b-but the bunny is actually
Nope. I kill the bunny.
Anonymous No.718000801 >>718008314
>>718000245
>bunny was a simulacrum of a level 20 wizard
>it was stuffed with explosives and magic runes
>an explosion crates a crater with a radius of 50 meters where the shop, the bunny and you were in
>you die
Cool strategy anon, now why don't create a new character and we can try that again.
Anonymous No.718001151 >>718004559
>>717999448 (OP)
>buy sword
>attack shopkeeper
>cast pacify spell so they stop being mad
>repeat until they die
>steal without consequence
>sell the weaker items at the next store
Nobody expects the spellsword
Anonymous No.718001818
Buy the weeb sword. You don't need armor if you kill enemies before they hit you. Also:
Cool sword + lame armor is more aesthetic than cool armor + lame sword
Anonymous No.718001943
>>717999448 (OP)
why does the spiked armor have nipples
is the shopkeeper a pervert? why does she keep that in stock?
Anonymous No.718002495
I buy the lame armor and lame sword.
Anonymous No.718002642
>>717999862
this
you have to be a drooling retard to pick anything else here
Anonymous No.718002678
>>717999448 (OP)
Depends on how player AND enemy stats scale.
Anonymous No.718003417
>>717999448 (OP)
Armour, since I always carry a sword.
My master would never forgive me if I left home without it.
Anonymous No.718003763
how much to hug the bnuuy
Anonymous No.718004196 >>718007936 >>718009640
>>717999448 (OP)
Yikes. All garbage.
I throw a fire pot at the shop and run.
Anonymous No.718004436
>>717999448 (OP)
Weapon because killing the threat faster is always the best defensive option
Anonymous No.718004494
>>717999448 (OP)
I'll buy the money bag for 501 so I'll stop capping my wallet.
Anonymous No.718004559 >>718006036
>>718001151
They? But you used singular shopkeeper? Keep your scenario consistent Anon.
Anonymous No.718005739
>>717999448 (OP)
weapon to kill shit faster
Anonymous No.718005925
If I am the party tank, armor. Weapon otherwise.
Anonymous No.718006036
>>718004559
meds
Anonymous No.718006434
>>717999448 (OP)
You only need to upgrade a weapon once, for you need to upgrade the chest, the head, the arms, the legs, maybe even more. And even after all that you'll barely notice the damage reduction.
Anonymous No.718006794
>>717999448 (OP)
Three sets of leather armour please shopkeep.
Anonymous No.718006841
3 hard leather armors
Anonymous No.718006994
>>717999650
Always the case, it's called retarded. Itemization.
Anonymous No.718007936 >>718009640 >>718009782 >>718009919 >>718010994 >>718011590 >>718011607 >>718011776
>>718004196
Anonymous No.718008314 >>718009271
>>718000801
>make a new character
>head to crater
>take all the items and my last character's stuff
ezpz
Anonymous No.718008524
>>717999448 (OP)
Spiked armor, no swords. Punch enemies instead
Anonymous No.718009271
>>718008314
There are no items. The blew up stupid and whatever was left was already looted by other criminals. You get nothing genius
Anonymous No.718009497
Dont need armor if you dont get hit
Anonymous No.718009640 >>718011793
>>718004196
>>718007936
these puns don't even make sense
I leave the store
Anonymous No.718009782
>>718007936
Axe
Anonymous No.718009812
>bunchase
fuck off, lagomorons
THE JUDGE No.718009919
>>718007936
Give me the wand. I gotta get these bitches off me.
Anonymous No.718010994
>>718007936
6 wood shields
1 gold tip
Anonymous No.718011590
>>718007936
>fake rabbit's foot
what kind of half assed store is this
Anonymous No.718011607
>>718007936
wood shield, hard leather armor, sword. best loot rarely comes from shops, I just want something in every item slot to start.
Anonymous No.718011708
>>717999448 (OP)
I buy two swords
Anonymous No.718011776
>>718007936
I buy three swords
Anonymous No.718011793
>>718009640
Anonymous No.718012148
>sells you 4 rocks, 22 human skulls and 17 of the same sword
I will not be purchasing anything today, thank you
Anonymous No.718012286
>>717999448 (OP)
eastern sword. kill things in less attacks. if it is at all plausible to do so, i skip regular armor and get spiked armor