Thread 717999551

Look at this snek

would

>>717999551 (OP)
Every time I do it makes me laugh

:D

>how could I, a SNAKE, be birthed from a SNAKE and not from the voring HUMAN lady???
>i will proceed to create an emo room and seethe
dumbass bitch

>>717999832
Pls understand, she's essentially a teenager.

>>717999551 (OP)
Best grill

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>>717999551 (OP)
THAT I JUST FOUND

>>717999832
More specifically she's a byproduct of a failed ritual, not conceived by Rykard in any way we know about. She's just a serpent-man and not one made purposefully/naturally at that

If anything she took it better than she should have with how much importance Elden Ring places on lineage, like Godrick being lower on the power totem-pole than the average Tarnished even with having a Great Rune and having to steal Tarnished limbs for power

SNUSSY

I love her

>>718000212
>full of madness

>>718001441
Why does she have such a bad posture?

Behead those who insult Zorayas

>>717999551 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/_ehv8EshpYA

Why does she look like a troon in game?

>>718004132
Meds, your brain is rotted.

>>718004132
You wish, tranny freak.

>>718004132
Fromsoft is allergic to decent 3D modelling and is years behind everyone in the graphics department.

>>718004132
Because shes not supposed to be attractive?

>>718004296
>>718004315
Cope. Elden Troon is filled with tranny freaks and DEI like models like Malenia.

>>718004572
>it's supposed to be ugly on purpose
I hate modern devs.

ER is such a shit forgettable game.

>>718004132
she cute

>>718005152
only trannies find that cute

This thread is kinda spooky

>>717999551 (OP)
Such a dork

>>718004132
>>718004643
>>718005870
>Tranny sees homely female anons love
>Tranny gets jealous
>Tranny has a melty
Insanely based waifu and the sole reason I played the game

>>718006305
I love that she doesn't have a miserable end.

Please pet your lizards.

>>718007327
Do lizards like being touched?

>>718007383
Bigger ones, yeah. Little ones it's hard to tell, but they can at least get used to humans touching them.

>>718004132
She looks like your average Finnish girl

>>718007458
My little dumb idiot as seen here in a tiny lego hat will close her eyes slowly when I pet her head.

>>718006705
That's up to the player

>>718007383
A surprising amount of creatures enjoy human hands caressing them. I had a spider making a web on my computer monitor and it would sense the vibrations of typing and crawl closer for a rub, then go back to its web.

>>718007458
I think your dog has autism.

>>718007710
He's trying his best.

>>717999551 (OP)
Dorky-looking but kinda based because a lot of King's Field enemies looked goofy. From doing a throwback to their roots.

>>717999832
>voring HUMAN lady
Wut? I must have missed that bit of lore

>>718004850
>character that's supposed to be weird and outcast
>looks weird
>"w-why does the weird character look weird, muh modern devs"
Fucking kill yourself, can't discuss anything these days becasue of false flagging retards like you.

>>718004643
>big tits
>wide hips
where do you see the DEI nigger?

cloussy

>>718008402
She doesn't have any of those and has wider shoulders than hips in second phase. She looks like a body type B abomination in game with manly proportions.

>>718008238
Tell me why you give this ugly bitch a pass but bitch bout western models like aloy from Horizon who looks 10 times better than anyone in ER.

>>717999551 (OP)
>that armor
If there was ever a moment to post this, it's now.

>>718004643
>>718004969
DK sister...

>>718005870
don't associate me with those fucked in the head men in skirts

>>718008402
Now post the real in game model.

>>718007383
Some do, some dont. Depends on the species

Why do the female characters look like trannies in these games?

>>717999551 (OP)
Every time I do it makes me kek

She looks like this in real life.

>>718008921
>alloy
>looks better than anyone in ER
Fuck you, you baiting nigger I'm not wasting my time on you

>>718010597
Cutie.

>>718010331
She looks better than Rya's human form or Ranni.

>>717999832
anon, she came from a human womb. her mom was a human that diddled a danger noodle
or one of those snake acodrion guys I guess, I don't blame her, those guys look like they pack piping hot 15 inch hemipenises.

>>718009393
>>718008735
>still has big tits
>still has wide hips

>>718010698
You just like ugly ass hick chicks, retard

>>718009085
>Snake
>tits
??????????

>>718011579
kek

>>718011765
at least they're chicks and not dudes who want to be women

>>718004132
Are the trannies in the room with us right now?
She's got a pretty face and shit posture.

>>718004132
Much like how the masquerade troons put on is offputting, her appearance is a hint that this isnt her true form.

do you know what russians do to american pow?

>>718012067
Is this a FtM tranny or the other way round?

LOOK AT THIS PROJECTING TROONGRAPH

>>718012772
None. Its a jealous lesbo with scarlet rot. I have a thing for redheads but this one is a red flag. Her sister is more attractive anyway and actually would join you in adventures if she could.

>>717999648
>not makes me kek
ya blew it

>>717999832
she was lied to her entire life about it

>>718011579
Trannies before removing clothing modifications to make them look more feminine
>>718012067
Trannies after removing it all

>>718007514
The typical finnish girl is also often a snake, despite living in a frozen tundra. That's why the finns invented saunas and why in their myths the world came from eggs.

How do I save her, bros...

an snek

>>718012869
The fuck is wrong with these people?