Thread 718004357

>dogshit controller with the worst D-pad known to mankind that’s literally only good for smelee
>no bully
>no twistanity
>no budokai tenkaichi
>wrath of cortex capped at 30fps
>no silent hill
>no dmc
>no gta
>only has a dogshit remake of mgs1 that looks worse than mgs2 despite coming out after it
>worst 3D Mario
>most forgotten Mario kart
>paper Mario thousand year door has the first tranny in gaming
>half the first party games released are copy and pasted party game shovelware
>no burnout 3
>can't play n64 games like the ps2 can play ps1 games
>have to rebuy RE2 and trAnimal Crossing
>no manhunt
>no mortal kombat shaolin monks
>component cables only sold through select online retailers
>no ssx 1 or timesplitters 1
>ssx tricky and 3 are missing a quarter of the grabs because the dogshit controller is lacking 4 top buttons. just an example of the hundreds of games that had their control scheme either gutted or neutered because of the horrible controller
>can't play dvds or cds like ps2 and xbox
>ps2 and Xbox can play hundreds of games online; shitcube can only play one paid MMO and 3 shitty racing games through a tunneling service
>no final fantasy
>draconian DRM through little gay discs and no HDD slot

How can a console lack so much in both software and hardware features? The shitcube almost feels like it was a scam with his barebones it is.
I can’t imagine being a cubie. There’s literally nothing this pile of shit does better than any other console

This thread 404'd because you're retarded and you just immediately repost it? Go outside nigger. All fields.

>>718004357 (OP)
I think it's because they tried to appeal to little kids and homosexuals with the faggy design of the console. Homosexuality was still shunned back then so of course the gaycube flopped.

>>718004507
>waah stop talking about video games!
>*posts in the toon Link NTR thread until its at bump limit*
no thanks cubie, the shitcube's flaws are out for everyone to see

>>718004907
>I was poor as a kid and couldn't afford a GC
Embarassing work

>>718004357 (OP)
Shitcube was so bad

>>718005269
>i was molested as a kid and groomed at a smelee tournament into liking the shitcube

>>718000375
>>shit controller w the worst D-pad
Nothing wrong with it other than the d-pad, only good d pads since have come from sony and to be honest theyre still not v good get a fight stick fag
>known to man that’s its only good for smelee
The controller is good for most of the games on the system other than mm anniversary and cvs2
>>no bully
Nbd
>>no twistanity
Never heard of it
>>no budokai tenkaichi
It has at least a few other licensed dbz games
>>wrath of cortex capped at 30fps
Nbd, not a heavy hitter game
>>no silent hill
>>no dmc
These kinda hurt
>>no gta
overrated, and you can play them on anything too
>>only has a dogshit remake of mgs1 that looks worse than mgs2 despite coming out after it
The remake is just a novelty that ppl should stop shilling, its ok but its inferior to the og
>>worst 3D Mario
galaxy 2 exists. Sunshine le bad is a meme from 64 autists
>>most forgotten Mario kart
Doesnt mean its a bad game. everything past wii blurs together and if anyone remembers those its only bc of recency bias
>>Mario ttyd has the first tranny in gaming
youre a culture warrior tard that explains some things
>>half the 1st party games released are copy and pasted party game shovelware
If youre talking about 6th gen shovelware, while trying to shit on the cube youre throwing stones from a glass house look at the ps2. Also the gc doesnt have a single shovel 1st party game
>>no burnout 3
Its just another driver
>>can't play n64 games like the ps2 can play ps1 games
Ps2 was the only system with bc that gen and the first home console im aware of to have bc fuck off it wasnt a standard at the time
>>have to rebuy RE2 and trAnimal Crossing
You arent rebuying animal crossing, because 64 animal crossing only released in japan dipshit
>>no manhunt
Who cares
>>no mk shaolin monks
Garbage franchise
>>component cables only sold through select online retailers
Nbd, still had s video

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>>718004357 (OP)
>>no ssx 1 or timesplitters 1
>>ssx tricky and 3 are missing a quarter of the grabs because the dogshit controller is lacking 4 top buttons. just an example of the hundreds of games that had their control scheme either gutted or neutered because of the horrible controller
Ssx isnt the heavy hitter you think it is to most its just a snow bosrding game
>>can't play dvds or cds like ps2 and xbox
Is that why you buy a console?
>>ps2 and Xbox can play hundreds of games online; shitcube can only play one paid MMO and 3 shitty racing games through a tunneling service
None of these systems had that many and most people at the time didnt give a shit
>>no final fantasy
Wrong it had crystal chronicles
>>draconian DRM through little gay discs and no HDD slot
You arent a dev, you dont have to deal with mini discs. All it means for the consumer is occasionally you have games on 2 discs, and nobody fucking used the ps2's hdd for anything other than ffxi back then
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Lets see if your shitty bair thread can hit double digits this time