Thread 718005872

Lies of Pajeet

>Yakuza but it's just Indians with every meme about them played completely straight
>Mr Shakedown is a train that seemingly spawns out of nowhere

>>718005872 (OP)
I will unironocally play Pajeet Gaiden if it shamelessly plays into Jeet stereotypes

>bollywood, the videogame
honestly not a terrible idea

thats sekiro

Honestly doesn't look too bad

>>718005983
>the dancing minigame is just an interactive reenactment of that webm where the Jeet goes around the dance floor trying to dance with every white girl until they all leave
Instant preorder

>>718006467
kek

>>718006467
>>718006684
What the fuck am I watching?

>>718005872 (OP)
I will play the shitty pajeet meme game where everyone is a pajeet.

How are the public shitting mechanics going to be integrating into the game?

>>718006896
https://files.catbox.moe/zt2kep.webm

>>718008210
Indian T-Bag

>>718005872 (OP)
>>718005983
If the animations are smooth overall that sounds like a good time to me.

>>718006467
That's objectively out of tune, I don't care about what their cultural sound is like.

>>718007357
Probably tied to a hunger system and invisible walls in front of doors when you need to do the needful.

>>718005872 (OP)
He is doing the aura farming, fellow zoomsars!

>>718005872 (OP)
So... did the dodge do anything?
It doesn't look like you actually gain anything by doing that dodge, the fuck?

>>718005872 (OP)
why do they think that pose looks cool lmao
it's in so much bollywood slop

>>718006467
Not quite my tempo.

>>718009106
yeah that's a casual cover for you but it isn't even that bad and ufck do you care about objectivity in music

>>718010787
>casual cover
That's fine if you don't record yourself. Don't share lazy goofing around on the internet.
>and ufck do you care about objectivity in music
Music is all about rules and objectivity. Let's skip a few steps and get to the point where I deny the legitimacy of the genre of rap "music" as not being music at all, you'll call me a retard and I'll call you a nigger.

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>>718009652
My favorite part is how long the fucking camera lock is

LMAO, this is the best timeline until CERN fucks it up again

>>718011443
Useless? A Brahmin must always keep his hair perfect saar.

>>718005872 (OP)
I'm actually really looking forward to seeing how this one turns out
it might just be cheesy enough to save it, idk

>>718008361
he wishes he was as cool as T-Bag

>>718006149
it's really not
bollywood movies are usually presented in pretty good humour about themselves too so if it can carry that into the game, I'd be kind of impressed
people are so tired of the pajeet wave but hell, if they manage this, good for them

>>718011413
kek

>>718006467
All you had to do was stand in front of the damn train Saarjay

>>718006160
saarkiro

>>718006070
>train level is harder than darksoul's hardest mode.
>if you survive it, the toilet whitch arena awaits

When can we see the Jim Browning and Kitboga boss fights?

>>718008858
>redeemption

>>718018835
>Kitaboga final boss
>In the second phase he transforms into a train

>>718018679
You can't survive the train level, it's one of those fights you're supposed to lose.

>>718019057
that guy literally survived thoughbeit

>>718009652
Style points.

>>718009652
Gives you tiktok views which are the lifeblood of every indian

>>718005872 (OP)
kino of highest caliber

>>718018679

You have to travel as absolutely close to the train without it hitting you. Very narrow margin. If you're too far away you fail for being uncool, if you're too close you die.

>>718006324
Webm?

>>718019315

No he didn't.

>>718020398
https://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-india-42815483

>>718020508
>they subpoena'd him for a 7 dollar fine
are you serious

>>718020839
what in the goddamn-

>>718021096
That's like, a month's wage.

>>718021137

I guess he had brains to spare.

>So the jeet that cheated death on the railroad, cheated death once again, and the Mumbai Wasteland was forever changed

>>718020508
how the fuck did he survive that just to be fined $7?

>>718021096
That's an entire paycheck for him.

>>718005872 (OP)
Credit where it's due.

I'm also excited for the Dark Souls of shitting, but can we hold off until we get something new?

indians really think they're a race of ladykillers huh
in reality the rest of the world thinks of them as stinky street shitting horndogs that live in piles of trash

>>718017301
lol

How the fuck can you even make an action game about modern pajeets? They're like the most pathetic and least intimidating people out there, right below the French and Canadians

>>718021809
Indians have a weird concept of what being a lady killer is
>pajeet wants to score with a chick
>goes up to a random white chick and says "good day ma'am I am tourist I loving America can I please getting a picture with you ma'am"
>chick says ok
>pajeet proceeds to post picture on his social media and brag about how he totally banged a white chick and how white women just love his shit dick

>>718009652
>perfectly timed dodge that forces a cutscene and goes back to neutral (so no reward for dodging)
amazing design

>>718005872 (OP)
Imagine if a funny game is all it takes to redeem india

>>718009652
Fills the Indian Joker meter

>>718005872 (OP)
>One jump ahead of the breadline!
>One swing ahead of the sword!
>I steal only what I can't afford!

>>718020508
>fined for 8 dollars
The fuck

>>718021809
>>718022314
I get the feeling that their understanding of romance is based off of media.

>i dance then give she the rose, then we kiss lips and walk to home

There's no way this game is real. Everybody keep posting it here but it looks like a massive troll. It looks as if they were making some kind of fantasy Dark Souls clone, and then suddenly decided to dump their assets into a modern day slum for no reason. This just looks like a troll asset-flip, I refuse to believe this is a real game made by real Indians.

>>718018941
It’ll be Kitboga riding on top of a train like he’s the Nameless King.

>>718023117
>Dark Souls but with different assets
That's every Soulslike

>>718023117
yeah does anyone know where these clips come from?
Might be a small team of 3 modelers and animators waiting for people to redeem their Kickstarter

>>718009106
It’s microtonal. They use notes in between our notes, so they quite literally are out of tune by western standards

>>718005872 (OP)
>Soulsloppa but every level is blighttown

>>718020508
>took him to court and fined him 8 bucks
wait how much do the pajeets working in the courts make?

>>718005872 (OP)
>Dalit beating a fat Brahmin
Let's see the Consultancy team.

>>718005872 (OP)
DO NOT REDEEM

>>718005872 (OP)
Self conscious pajeets are good.

>>718006467
What is that instrument?

>>718032617
>East India Company spends 200 years whipping them to keep them in line
>Jeets ingrain this as normal police interactions with the public, and continue doing it 70+ years after independence

>>718032617
Why are they spanking their asses with giant dildos?