Thread 718006983

This has got to be the shittiest forced meme I've seen on here in a while

>>718006983 (OP)
lol

>>718006983 (OP)
I laughed.
>>718007191
Lighten up, buddy

>>718006983 (OP)
>WORDS WORDS WORDS

Learn to shitpost better Lil bro!

>>718007828
>xer reddit spaced

best thread on /v/ right now

What were they thinking with that merch?

>>718008407
>nintendo isn't for toddl-

>>718006983 (OP)
kek, tendies will never recover from this

>>718008407
Probably going to cater to people with babies? You know, a healthy and functional family?

>>718006983 (OP)
Bejitabro...

>>718006983 (OP)
It’s just not right without the yabba dabba doo

What is that anyway some paper cutout folding thing Nintendo released for kids?

kekypow! I remember when Bejita said this word for word

>>718008407
YABBADABBADOOOOOOO

>>718008407
>create some cute little blocks for babies
>could be a budget way to get mario into the hands on babies/children who shouldn't be interacting with videogames yet
>instead put a NFC chip in all the blocks to turn them into amiibo and charge $130 or so for some fucking baby blocks
Literally what are they thinking?

But seriously, where is the general Nintendo Direct? When the fuck is Metroid Prime 4 coming out if they keep insisting it's coming out this year? What is going on with Kirby Air Riders? Sakurai mentioned on Twitter that it's "shaping out to be great and something special" yet we still don't have gameplay or a release yet it's supposed to come out this year. What about HW: Age of Inprisonment? And Splatoon Raiders? Or even the other Switch 1 cross-titles (Rhythm Heaven and Tomodachi)? Wasn't there a Fire Emblem 4 remake in development from IntSys? What is even happening for the 40th Anniversary of Mario and is that related to whatever the big holiday game is or is it literally just >>718008407 and Mario Movie 2?

What the fuck is going on with Nintendo at the moment? Are they so well-keen on having MK World, Drag x Drive, plus some extra iso's for NSO Expansion users being central key selling points for the Switch 2 right now? Why are they so fucking keen on trying to branch out into other stupid shit (Alarmo, the Universal Mario park area, the Sony-Zelda movie, Lego sets, etc.) instead of focusing on FUCKING VIDEO GAMES?

What happened to the vidya devs that I loved?

>>718006983 (OP)
taco burrito taco, snoy faggot

ONE GAME I DON'T KNOW WHY
STARTING TO REGRET NOT BUYING PS5
KEEP THAT IN MIND THAT I WAITED IN LINE AT BEST BUY FOR 5 HOURS
(All I know...)
OLED IS A VALUABLE THING
WATCH THE SCREEN FLICKER ON THE LCD
BING AND WAHOO TO THE END OF THE DAY WITH ONE GAME TO PLAY
(It's so unreal...)
85 PRO CONTROL
585 FOR THE WHOLE BUNDLE
THEN ANOTHER 10 FOR A TECH DEMO
I WASTED IT ALL JUST FOR MAR-I-OOOOO
I KEEP MY SWITCH 2 INSIDE, AND EVEN THOUGH I TRY IT'LL STILL FALL APART
OLED BEFORE LCD WILL EVENTUALLY BE A MEMORY OF A TIME
I SHILLED SO HARD FOR MARIO KART
CAUSE IN THE END, IT'S MY ONLY GAME
BING BING WAHOO IS NOTHING NEW
BUT IN THE END, IT'S STILL MY ONLY GAME

>>718006983 (OP)
The best part of this is the "vibe island" euphemism

Needs more Italian tics

>>718009660
>But seriously, where is the general Nintendo Direct?

September, just like always.

>>718009790
This meme doesn't work when it already has more than one game with more on the way.

>>718007191
Well GOSH ALL HEMLOCK!! Is that... BACTERIAN?!!?! Are YOU gonna COAT her in SMELLY DICK CHEESE AND SEMEN so THOROUGHLY that her HAIR and SKIN FUSES with the NECTAR on a MOLECULAR LEVEL, meaning that EVERY TIME I am allowed in the room, I will smell YOUR CUM and REMEMBER what you DID to her, SLOWLY ERODING my SELF IMAGE EACH TIME?!? You're gonna WHAT?!! You're GONNA COVER HER ENTIRE BODY, EXCEPT HER VAGINA, with your STINKY EARWAX, EMBALMING her so that SHE IS PRESERVED as she is FOR ALL ETERNITY, thereby ALLOWING me to WATCH her get FUCKED in her PRIME even when I'm on my DEATHBED?! And I will GET to DIE PEACEFULLY, KNOWING THAT she will ALWAYS be GOOD LOOKING enough to have SEX with ANY MAN, SINCE SHE WON'T be AGING AT ALL?! WOOHOO!! EEEHHHH??!!?!? You're GOING to FINGER HER, leaving FLY LARVA to LIVE and GROW UP inside her WOMB, FEEDING OFF of the CUM left by ALL of the OTHER BULLS? And THEN when these FLIES will ABSORB ALL the TESTOSTERONE found in their FOOD, and over the course of a hundred years, will EVOLVE to HAVE HUMONGOUS PENISES, therefore creating a NEW SPECIES, called the BULL FLY?!? And these NEW FLIES will REPEATEDLY CUM INSIDE MY WIFE, IMPREGNATING HER OVER AND OVER, SINCE I WILL BE TOO PATHETIC TO TAKE THEM OUT?! HUH?!? My WIFE being FUCKED is the LEAST of my WORRIES?!?! You're gonna ENCASE me in a BIOSPHERE of your SMELLY EARWAX, and SEAL it CLOSED for ALL ETERNITY?!? BUT WHY?!?!? The sheer STENCH of my ETERNAL PRISON will CAUSE me to PUKE over and OVER again, slowly BUT SURELY filling my KEK-HABITAT with EXCREMENT and VOMIT, and eventually, after a couple YEARS of me surviving off of the walls of my prison, my own SHIT and my own PUKE, I will DROWN and DISOLVE in this HELLISH mixture?!?! And THEN you are going to BAKE the REPUGNANT ELIXIR into a CAKE and FEED it to my DARLING CHILD, MARRON, on her BIRTHDAY?!?! YABBA DABBA DOO WHEN CAN WE START?!?

it's sad how they're so desperate for a tlou2 redraw level meme about nintendo but it never sticks because it's always the same three discordtrannies from calcutta samefagging

>>718008746
>healthy and functional family
>forces nintenslop propaganda from infancy til death
Do pedos really...?

>>718012050
They gained an extra one until Furukawa drops the next General Direct (never)

>>718006983 (OP)
I know Hulkzilla isn't coming out until the 24th but you can take your spam back to /dbs/

>>718009660
You posted Serena. You're a part of the problem.

>>718008407
>seemingly innocent baby items
>look inside
>overpriced [BRAND]slop meant to scalp your wallet as always
Fuck Nintendo.
>>718009660
Nintendo execs are beyond detached from reality

>>718009790
The ps5 makes it cringe
Consoles are cringe

>>718013281
nuh uh

>>718006983 (OP)
kek tendies say this