Thread 718008643

Is it really beneficial to expose your kids to nintendo at such a young age?

good question, op
go and play some mario games for a couple of years till you're about 14 and see what that does for ya, let us know

>>718008643 (OP)
As oppose to mario products for adults?

>are toys unhealthy for kids
?????????????????

>>718008643 (OP)
Can't believe Nitendo is turning their back on the hardcore Mario fanbase.

Ninpedos

>>718008643 (OP)
Anything is better than Cocomelon brainrot shit.

Sounds good when the rest of the industry is either
>gacha coomer bait
>hero shooter coomer bait
>violent rollslop

>>718008643 (OP)
>Basedrio face

this is clearly aimed at their autistic manchild millennial audience who happened to have children somehow and need to groom them into good little consumers who’ll be buying Switch 3 games at 100 dollars each

Look at all those choking hazards! I want to be like Donkey Kong Bananza and inhale them!

>>718008643 (OP)
Kuromi >>>>>>>>>>>> My Melody > My Mario

>>718009798
This anon's bloodline will die with him.

>>718008643 (OP)
grown ass men gonna have a field day buying this shit up

>>718009798
>mfw children play video games

>>718008643 (OP)
Those mini figures at the bottom centre look eatable.

>>718010962
>>718011017

Hive mind with wojak brain rot.

Grim.

>>718008643 (OP)
Koopa paws typed this

>>718011648
>koopa paws
>paws

>>718008643 (OP)
In a bizarro universe where I'm normal and have a family I'd never let my kids play videogames or let consumerist slop dominate their lives.

>>718008643 (OP)
Gotta indoctrinate them early

>>718011327
i was just thinking of KANTOOOOOH

>>718008643 (OP)
No.
You should grow em with sega, so they end up strong and ready for the real world.
The fiercest third world drug lords and yakuza members are grown with SEGA, while kids raised with nintendo end up frail and having a boyfriend for their wives.

>>718012818
The same Sega that sucks Nintendo's dick today?

>>718013403
Nope, the original sega, the mega drive sega, the arcade sega.
Not whatever the fuck is this sammy puppet shit.

>>718013490
The SEGA that did what Nintendon't and went third party?

>>718008643 (OP)
It's indoctrination from an early age. That way, when they grow up, they can buy the latest Shartendo Shit 4 and play the same games they played as children because “muh nostalgia xD,” becoming menchildren incapable of maturing mentally.
For related cases, search for @javigeek on TikTok.

I grew up with Nintendo 64 and I still think all the garbage they are doing with the Switch 2 and price increases for Switch products is abhorrent. Good thing emulation exists.

>>718013668
that's an incredibly funny webm

>>718013590
Yep, Sadly they fucked it up hard with saturn.

>>718011017
>>718010962
'em

my niece is crazy for mario
when she has tv time she watches mario stuff
talks about mario
has a little mario backpack
asks if every game she sees is mario

>>718013668
By the time those kids grow up Microsoft and Sony won't be releasing consoles anymore :)

>>718008643 (OP)
FINALLY

>>718008643 (OP)
We also had this shit in the 90's. I had a mario activity book.

Anyway, as a parent I'm conflicted. On one hand, its a child safe brand. On the other hand you are already imprinting that brand into kids that dont even know what videogames are. Get em young.

>>718008643 (OP)
>Is it really beneficial to expose your kids to nintendo at such a young age?
Pretty much all of us got exposed to Nintendo stuffs as children so make your own conclusions...

>>718008643 (OP)
Why is mario soijacking back there?

>>718008643 (OP)
while it seems like indoctrination, it isn't vidya
kids should absolutely not be exposed to vidya and screens in general until they are like 8 or 9, and that's just because it's impossible to keep them away forever

>>718017321
He's watching Peach get impaled on Bowser's BKC

>>718008643 (OP)
Rope them in early to make them obedient later
They will consume everything no matter what. It worked wonders for millenials

MY MA MARIO

>>718014475
>my ancestor :)

>>718008643 (OP)
They know that's how their fanbase works. Train them into seeing Nintendo, the corporation, as their friend.

>>718008643 (OP)
At least kids won't get raped like they would at a church

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>>718018912
epic

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>>718018912
Ebin

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>>718018912
Okay, I laughed. Get over here.

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>>718018912
wholesome

The wooden blocks are cute, but what were they thinking with the Mario onions face?
Are they really that out of touch? Surely the nips are aware at least of chigyu memes and whatnot.

Better than exposing them to wokestation

>>718019374
not everyone is a mentally ill terminally online retard

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>>718019374
You are one media illiterate underage retard huh

>>718014369
Tendie cope. Shintendo will pivot to some other toddler gimmick when the PS9 inevitably comes out in 2050

>>718019898
Nintendo must appeal to all demographics.

>>718020003
>sandbox 3D
Nice way of saying ubislop open world formula. BOTW is the reason MKW is such a steaming pile of shit with an empty world

>>718020157
False Eric

>>718020376
>4chan is 1 person
Try not to be obsessed next time

>>718020453
Eric

>>718020157
I want to play an open-world 3D Mario game.

>>718019898
shhh little baby

>>718008643 (OP)
Dunno, check this place.

>>718014475
Unironically all of three. He sculpted as an hobby and in italy "wrestling" as intended as the greek intended it was a school \ recreative activity on those times.

>>718008643 (OP)
I was exposed to Super Mario World at 3 years old and here I am. Very harmful indeed.

>>718020003
the three genders, according to nintendo: baby, both, female

>>718008643 (OP)
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>>718018424
You know how to "groom" kids into liking Mario? Make good fucking video games

>>718013668
>Filename.
We are reaching levels of snoy buckbreaking and trauma never previously thought possible.

>>718021424
Nintendo does make good video games.

>>718008643 (OP)
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>>718019068

>>718009798
YABBADABBADOOOOOOOOO

>>718021267
I fixed it.

>>718019898
when snoy betrayed japan i already knew there wouldn't be a ps7 and now im questioning if a ps6 will actually come out at all or if they are going to cope with a psp2 and call it a day before exiting the console market

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>>718018912
Toasting in epic bread

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>>718021629
Wonder is ass and so is Bananza.

>>718013668
social media has fried people's brains
attention spans are now measured in microseconds

Kind of reminds me of toys like pic related

>>718008643 (OP)
Grown men will buy toddler shit in droves if it's to complete their bingbingwahoo collection

>>718021826
Dem milkers tho

>>718008963
With the amount of choking hazards and expenses with each toy, yeah they're unhealthy. Toys just plain suck, if you want your kid to play with something, give them a musical instrument to make noise rather than a toy that serves no purpose.

>>718021868
and you've played these games, right?

Feels like there's better things to buy for your kid than a middle aged plumber man.

>>718008643 (OP)
Of course it is. Gotta groom their cultists as early as possible to build brand loyalty.

>>718022714
How about this instead?

>>718022923
much better

>>718008643 (OP)
>nintendo trying to get people that arent having kids to groom their babies into being tendies because gen z isnt buying their games
>realize without new kids being brought in companies die
Make it happen zoomies & alpha. Kill bingtendo

>>718022991
Nintendo will win.
We have already chosen our beautiful new era.

>>718013668
Poor Martinet, guy is just clearly trying to keep his composure in front of all of this bullshit.

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>16:22, 16:23, 16:24, 16:25, 16:26
No cheating with a VPN, well done.

>>718022991
$80 games already doing their work to prevent kids from playing nintendo games

>>718019548
What a fucking sweet relief that is. Can you imagine? I’d be a murderer.

>>718022991
>because gen z isnt buying their games
they are lol, nintendo games are the only stuff worth buying even over pc hardware

>>718023118
>Miyamoto is the only one left.

I kinda feel bad for him.

>>718023743
you wouldn't do shit

>>718024629
I don't think that Nintendo should continue to make big Mario games without his input.

>>718009798
The problem is that this product line is currently exclusive to Japan. Like yeah. Makes sense given Nintendo is Japanese but like, people in Japan aren't having kids so who exactly is this for in Nipon?

>>718021826
I would also be screaming AHOOGA if I saw asian tits

>>718009624
Why do moralfags get so retarded and stupid when they see their kid play any of those? They may or may not start playing them when they get older anyway, so what are they afraid of?

>>718024851
>people in Japan aren't having kids
youre thinking of gooks

>>718025087
It's not zionist-approved goyslop like TLOU2/marvelshit and thus le bad.

>>718008643 (OP)
Children need to be exposed to Mario from an early age so they can understand why their mother's boyfriend comes to visit while their oapa watches and smiles.

>You want your "capsule monster" thing to be successful right?
>Then you go to that abandoned shrine, and EXACTLY at 3:33 am, you open the doors.
>There will be this cat/fox thing there, and you will say "i want to make a contract".
>Don't say "i wish" or "i would like" or anything else.
>The creature will talk to you, and ask you what you wish, and you must respond with "i want the game capsule monster to be a success as long as i work on it". don't get tempted to ask anything else, you will regret it.
>Don't fuck up the name on your wish or you will have to rush and change the name to whatever you said, trust me.
>Also you will accept whatever conditions the creature will impose on you, and will preserve the gem it will give you with your life.

>>718025497
Please stop being so mean to us Nintendo fans.

>>718025628
Blame Nintendo themselves.

>>718025902
Mario will probably go back with Pauline.

>>718025902
we have known she friendzoned him since odyssey tho

>>718026269
But what happened after Odyssey?
Hmm...

>>718008643 (OP)
Mama mia....Wojäk Mario ?!

>>718008643 (OP)
brainwashing is more effective when started early

>>718025902
Fucking wow. I already knew nintendo was s 0 y ish to begin with but I didn't know it was that bad

>>718008643 (OP)
You're not going to find out asking this place. I think it's fine and I play games with my 6 year old (nintendo games among them) but the term "beneficial" in this context can be squishy and subjective.

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Naisu

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>>718022656
>With the amount of choking hazards and expenses with each toy, yeah they're unhealthy. Toys just plain suck, if you want your kid to play with something, give them a musical instrument to make noise rather than a toy that serves no purpose.
holy mother of joyless virgin

>>718014180
Why did Lana never get her own streamer spin-off?

>>718008643 (OP)
I played mario 1 2 and 3 at age 4

>>718008643 (OP)
unironically better than expose them to sony stuff.

>>718031654
Don't give them either, give them lincoln logs

>>718008963
leftist-informed childless adults think kids having fun "perpetuates late stage capitalist oppression". If they had their way, children would all wear burlap sacks, eat unsalted gruel, and would have nothing but string and blocks of scrapwood to play with.

>>718014475
>Il Duce finds himself losing against I Like Ike, turns desperately to tag in The Fuhrer. but instead, the Fuhrer takes Il Duce out with a chair, and jumps into the ring to fight Ike himself

>>718008643 (OP)
If you want to indoctrinate them to be brand loyalist consoomers early, yeah

>>718008643 (OP)
I always suffered from IBS (shitting myself) and when I was very little, my mom bought me mario undies. She told me not to poop on mario because he won't be happy

>>718033176

Being anti fun is a right wing tenant. Children should be pulling themselves up by their bootstrap and serving the invisible hand by working that factory job.