Thread 718014998

lol

I don't even own Elden Ring because I'm not gay

i'm too poor to own these

I don't even own Cyberpunk because I'm not trans.

>>718014998 (OP)
why you making us look at faggotry op?

>>718015749
We're on 4chan anon. No one on here has sex

>>718014998 (OP)
cyberpunk sucks dick
rdr2 is a movie game
elden ring is the worst souls game

>Didnt buy Cyberpunk because i'm not a retard who buys unfinished buggy crap (don't give a shit if they 'fixed' it all later, finish your game or lose me the first time)
>Didn't buy RDR2 as i don't played censored cucked slop and the original Read dead wasn't even that good just okay
>Didn't buy Elden Ring as i grew out of Soulslop a decade ago

You couldn't pay me to own these piles of shit much less 100% them. Quite proud to not be a modern 'gamer' desu

Over 1000 hours in RDR2 is some of the saddest imagery I've ever seen.

I'm not wasting hundreds of hours playing RDR2 online, and I'm a person who normally goes out of the way to 100% every game I play but it's not worth it.

RDR2 is the most overrated game of all time anyways, god it is shit, especially if you go back and play RDR1 which is also an overrated game, but at least it's not slow and tedious as fuck like RDR2. Just doing simple things in RDR2 is frustratingly slow and boring because "muh realism."

>>718014998 (OP)
>only 400 hours in Elden Ring
It's like they don't even like video games.

>tranny sim in the future
>boring gay cowboy world
>tranny sim in fantasy land
Nope. I'm not giving a single dime to some modern western dev.

>>718017240
yikes

>>718014998 (OP)
Achievements are fucking retarded
The only decent thing that came out of games now having achievements is showing how fucking dreadful is the completion rate of any game

>>718014998 (OP)
Allying with the retarded doll is the only achievemnt I don't have in ER and I'll probably never get it.

>>718017378
My virginity is safe from the whores and the hussies. My ancestors are smiling at me, Imperial.

>>718014998 (OP)
if you own any of these shit games you are literally falling for indian tier scam
no wonder why h1b visa workers are taking over the west when you are that fucking retarded

>>718014998 (OP)
>steam achievements replacing gamer wrist

>>718014998 (OP)
All those games are normieslop, the only one I have is Reddit Ring, which I didn't bother 100%ing, but beat every relevant boss, including optional shit like Malenia

>Some aspects of your "game" are so boring and dreadful that you have to call it an achievement when certain players use said features
lmao

>>718017583
>normie

>>718016256
does a hooker count?

>>718018069
I didn't post it yesterday

>>718017892
No.

get owned

>>718016256
Not everyone here is a dysgenic freakshow. I have sex anon.

>>718017892
Yes.

>>718022512
His hands are both pregnant as we speak.

>>718025901
>Condoms are always in play
how is this a pro

>>718016889
>>Didn't buy Elden Ring as i grew out of Soulslop a decade ago
you mean in 2012 or 2015

>>718017892
Maybe

>>718015514
You're still a fag for owning the other 2

>>718014998 (OP)
Only one of those three is good, and it's still worse than the games that preceded it.

>>718014998 (OP)
If you dont have sex?

I like how all 3 of these games have become the signs of "I discovered gaming during the lockdowns and now it's my entire personality even though I have played probably less than 10 games."

>>718017892
dont I know?

>>718014998 (OP)
Every time I do, it makes me laugh

>>718014998 (OP)
>Look at this photograph
Every time I do it makes me laugh.

>>718014998 (OP)
Those are all fake gamer/journalist games. Like Halo, FFX, OoT, The Witcher 3, Skyrim, etc.

>>718014998 (OP)
100%ing elden ring is pure faggotry

>>718014998 (OP)
Cyberpunk isn't a difficult 100%

>>718022512
putting your penis in a mans ass is not sex anon it's be like shitting in a fleshlight fucking it and saying you had sex

>>718028342
Thanks anon, only reason I clicked the thread.

>>718014998 (OP)
>I still haven't bothered buying them even at a discount
still got a backlog to play through I'm not missing much plenty of old stuff to still play.

>>718028896
You literally did tho you have the poopdick to prove it.

>>718029053
you could get that poop from anywhere bro

>>718014998 (OP)
Except I don't have cybercuck. Who the fuck wants to play ultra zog video game?

>>718014998 (OP)
I only played Elden Ring and I regret it