Thread 718018210

>2025
>still the worst console ever made
What went so wrong?

>still clinging to console wars from a quarter century ago
Why are you like this?

I see you cut out the 500 other words from your copy paste. Maybe this thread will reach 10 replies, unlike your other 3

>>718018393
why not

>>718018210 (OP)
That's not the PS3

>>718018210 (OP)
That's not the switch

>>718018210 (OP)
That's not you are favorite console

>>718018393
Usually, in my experience, someone this pissy about the N64 or Gamecube is European. If the thread goes on longer you'll probably hear ranting about how early internet made them out to be way bigger deals than they are and are now aggressively trying to "correct the record".

That's not that [YOUR FAVORITE CONSOLE]

>>718018210 (OP)
The shitcube is literally Tranny: the console

>>718018210 (OP)
That's not the PS5

>>718019145
This but PS3. Actually all brownstations are for trannies

It's so funny how he posts then sits here and samefags hate on the GC. Even antinintendo people had and liked their GC back in the day kek. Zoomoids.

>>718019083
JESAS

>>718018210 (OP)
No the GC was kino. Piss3, and every Xbox console after 360 were the worst.

>>718019635
Based and true

>>718019635
>>718019476
>>718019382
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>>718019234
Paper Mario: Thousand Tranny’s Door has the first tranny in gaming
the shitcube is objectively the biggest piece of dogshit ever released as a consumer electronic

>>718019770
You'll survive

the GC was a good console even if it wasn't even in the conversation for the best of its generation. something tells me you never owned one op

>>718018210 (OP)
thats not the n64

>>718018210 (OP)
Atari jaguar exists.

>>718018210 (OP)
That's not the NGage. Or the Lynx. Or the Virtual Boy. Or Tiger Electronic. Or the Atari 3600.

>>718019960
btw I say this as a massive tendie hater, the last Nintendo product I owned was the wii my parents bought me, which means I haven't given them a single penny in my adult life

>>718019770
At least the Tammy was useful and didn’t bitch about Mario being a toxic white male. Also no penis.

>>718019770
>Paper Mario: Thousand Tranny’s Door has the first tranny in gaming
Goemon on SNES had trannies first. As did YYH for that matter.

>>718018210 (OP)
In my opinion, the Gamecube is the best console to use when bludgeoning someone. The handle is mighty convenient for this purpose.

>>718020149
>cubies are tranny lovers
it’s all starting to make sense

>>718018210 (OP)
>What went so wrong?
>dogshit controller with the worst D-pad known to mankind that’s literally only good for smelee
>no bully
>no twistanity
>no budokai tenkaichi
>wrath of cortex capped at 30fps
>no silent hill
>no dmc
>no gta
>only has a dogshit remake of mgs1 that looks worse than mgs2 despite coming out after it
>worst 3D Mario
>most forgotten Mario kart
>paper Mario thousand year door has the first tranny in gaming
>half the first party games released are copy and pasted party game shovelware
>no burnout 3
>can't play n64 games like the ps2 can play ps1 games
>have to rebuy RE2 and trAnimal Crossing
>no manhunt
>no mortal kombat shaolin monks
>component cables only sold through select online retailers
>no ssx 1 or timesplitters 1
>ssx tricky and 3 are missing a quarter of the grabs because the dogshit controller is lacking 4 top buttons. just an example of the hundreds of games that had their control scheme either gutted or neutered because of the horrible controller
>can't play dvds or cds like ps2 and xbox
>ps2 and Xbox can play hundreds of games online; shitcube can only play one paid MMO and 3 shitty racing games through a tunneling service
>no final fantasy
>draconian DRM through little gay discs and no HDD slot

How can a console lack so much in both software and hardware features? The shitcube almost feels like it was a scam with his barebones it is.
I can’t imagine being a cubie. There’s literally nothing this pile of shit does better than any other console

>>718020195
STRchad here, I'm cracking a motherfucker with an OG Xbox if my aluminum keyboard isn't nearby

>>718020281
>dogshit controller with the worst D-pad known to mankind that’s literally only good for smelee
Spoken like someone who started gaming with the 64.

>>718018210 (OP)
Gamecube wasn't even the worst Nintendo console. (Which was the Wii U)
That said, the worst console ever made was the Xbox One.

We will never have a better Video Game generation.

>>718020495
the shitcube served no purpose when ps2 had all the games, dreamcast had the best arcade games, and xbox had the novelty of online. shitcube had nothing except minigame shovelware compilations as 80% of its library

>>718020694
False Eric

>>718020694
eric trvke

shitcube is only good to play gba games on the tv