Thread 718020652

The modern day Shazbowl would be played against Twitter and /v/ would get crushed to smithereens by thin wrist ADHD zoomers with 3k hours in KovaaK

What a sentence.

>>718020652 (OP)
Kek trvke

>>718020652 (OP)
Toxotransmosis moment.

>>718020652 (OP)
I hate that I understood this sentence.
Thank you aryanimal.

/v/ wouldn't be able to collect enough people who actually played the game to even make a team.

>>718020652 (OP)
The /v/ team would be whining and calling hacks the entire game

The Shazbowl was just a handful of random faggots. It's not like the /v/ team climbed a tournament bracket. People hype it up just to have something to latch onto for site pride, and honestly it's a little pathetic.

>>718020652 (OP)
This weekend confirmed that kek

>>718020652 (OP)
>every pajeet on team /v/ at 900 ping

>>718020652 (OP)
KEK true, trans rights!

>>718020652 (OP)
The 4chan servers would explode from all the cope threads

>>718021808
it was as god intended: a fun match that we won. of course one should take some pride in it a sneerily way.

>>718020652 (OP)
Being ADHD doesn't really help in arena shooters/ movement shooters as much as you might think. A quake Boomer would rape a spazzy CoD zoomer in Tribes.

>>718024328
Quake boomers have been losing their fucking mind here over the past 3 days because of some Twitter users flick shots on Battlefield 6 . I highly doubt that, lol.

>>718020652 (OP)
I can't imagine being so spiritually corrupt that I'd sit alone in my room and delude myself in such a way. This isn't even a debate. No theoretical of, "Do you think you still have it in you?" It's shrew-like cackling alone in your room as you assert something you desperately believe is true.

It's not real. You're bumping up your own ego with nothing but the assumption of an idea of a fleeting hope. You're swinging fists at shadows and saying the shadows are so scared of you that they're dodging every hit.

>>718024328
R u srs

>posts this in some random thread thread
>decides to make an entire thread dedicated to his shitty joke
Why is OP always such a faggot jesus christ

>>718024641
>>718026948
Knowing how to do twitchy drop shots and slide cancels or whatever does nothing for you in those games. Plus zoomies don't know how to aim projectiles and predict movement cuz all they know is full auto-hitscan.