Thread 718022745

Is this what gamers actually want?

I love my spider wife but I don't get why she insists on dressing up our three sons like this

>>718022745 (OP)
that's a fat fucking burger

A spider crawled up my ass cheek last night.

Jumped out of bed.

>>718022745 (OP)
Nice recessive genes faggot

>>718023265
as it turns out, the default white human male /v/ loves so much is as recessive as humans can get, second only to g*ngers.
You don't see Samuel L Jackson and Miia's babies being 100% Miia, do you?

For me, it’s a bit more spidery.

>>718023381
thanks, I was looking for this

>>718023545
where is the limit?

How come video games have arachnophobia options but no arachnophilia options?

There's a jumping spider in my house that I consistently see every now and then. He's been around for months I'm pretty sure. I know it's the same one every time because he's missing a leg and I recognize him by that.
I like him, he's a cool fella.

>>718022745 (OP)
>G-geez, it's not THAT big...

>>718022745 (OP)
I absolutely do not want children ever. Can't imagine anything worse. I don't care if some schizo says I'm being mind controlled by Jews or I'm a satanic demon or whatever the fuck they say, my genes are shit, I would be a terrible father and there are enough fucking people already. I'm just going to die alone and lonely and the world's better off that way. Can't wait to be old and struggle to do simple things and die collapsed in the kitchen and not be found for months.

>>718022745 (OP)
sex with muffet

>>718023265
>oh no my daughters look like their hot mom how could this have happened to me

>>718024667
I cannot speak for you as I don't know how old are you or what are you circumstances. Hopefully your thinking is not the result of the jewish propaganda and your happy with your decisions. I just know that at some point men often fell an urge to pass the genes and they want to build something for someone that will come after them. Including myself. Even though looking at my friends with children, it looks hard as fuck, I think, and I hope, that I would be able to sacrifice a lot, including vidya, to take care of the little ones.

>>718022745 (OP)
>all daughters
deep down you know what you want
don't lie to yourself

PEEET
PET PET PET PET
PEEEEEEET

>>718025072
>>oh no my daughters look like their hot mom how could this have happened to me
Very interesting how it's always like this and always only daughters in these types of fantasies

>>718022745 (OP)
You wouldn't a spider, would you /v/?

>>718028865
because that's how it should be

>>718029062
Don't underestimate me. Of course I would marry a spider and make her happy

Ohhh shit, NOW I get it, they're all daughters because you wanna fuck em', god I'm stupid how did it take me this long to realize?

>>718029432
I love my wife and want to make more copies of my wife. You only love yourself and want more copies of yourself.

>>718024026
Because arachnophobes are also arachnophiles.

You've been surpassed, greedy bug.

>>718029716
Hey, I didn't say I wouldn't like more Muffets, it just went over my head

>>718029432
kids are the species of their respective parent.
Our son will be Humanity's finest.

>>718028865
human dna is still in there

>>718032558
and lots of it

>>718030297
So if you open up those spider egg sac early what's the actual survival rate of those baby spiders? Hiw long do they need to be in the sack?

>>718033839
I wish monster girls were real so can make weird kids with em

>>718024015
I'm selling her figure for 250!

Spieders

>>718022745 (OP)
Yes.

Look how round this dude is. Fat fuck.

>>718036712
How's this?

>>718036712
she's a monster first and a spider second

>>718022745 (OP)
Don't fuck spider women.
Hundreds of eggs...

>>718037267
Just put them in video game consoles and sell them to unsuspecting anons.

>>718034849
I want one

>>718037350
Would cuddle.
>>718037404
Just go get one.

Yes

Look at her go!

>>718040423
dohohoh

>>718038690
>wtf is this thick shitty non-stick silk?

>>718040423
idgi

>>718040423
Took me a second