Thread 718023957

Your 23 y/o nephew asks you to see Steam gaming library and you don't want to show him.

Straight up asks you "yo unc you're not a gooner are you?"

How do you respond?

punch him

you make the dumbest hypotheticals, frogposter.

My family hates blacks so none of them speak ebonics.

>>718023957 (OP)
You're 23 Steve stop talking like you're 12 years old and get a job

my nephew's a roblox addict. i don't even want to guess how much he burned on robux

If he asked me that I'd just look at him like he was a fucking creep and ignore him.

>>718023957 (OP)
Molest him and say no u

>>718023957 (OP)
I am
>turn 360 degrees and walk away
Bro imagine caring what a zoomer thinks lol, lmao

>>718023957 (OP)
>Your 23 y/o nephew
how fucking old are you unc
My nephew is 3

Steam? Nah I'm stacking paper twin I only have pirated games in Lutris, lock in

>>718023957 (OP)
Why do I need to show him? He can see it by going to my profile on steam. Lazy shit

>>718024686
You talk like this in public to other humans?

>>718023957 (OP)
show him because i have nothing to hide

>>718023957 (OP)
>Your 23 y/o nephew asks you to see Steam gaming library and you don't want to show him.

Ill show it and the only games are TF2, CS2 and DOTA2

>>718024892
Anon communicates exclusively in different tones of nigger.

>>718023957 (OP)
This young groyper looking drippy ngl

>>718023957 (OP)
I ask him to tell me what "gooner" means.
Then I start using it way too often and make it weird.

>>718023957 (OP)
rape

>>718023957 (OP)
pretend to misunderstand the question and explain to him that people my age love the goonies

>>718024027
fpbp

>>718023957 (OP)
>fuck do you want to see my library for?

>>718025098
>unc you love gooning? wtf haha

>>718023957 (OP)
WHAT DOES THE REDDIT FROG HAVE TO DO WITH THAT?

>>718025098
>>718025230
>isn't it le epic we're both misunderstanding each other on purpose too

>>718023957 (OP)
>nephew
I crossed out my brothers from my life because they tried to fuck over my mom for inheritance so never ever redditfrog

Wannawatchmejerkoff?

>>718024971
This is the correct answer. You gotta make it painfully obvious to any bystanders that he’s the one who taught you to say it, too.

>>718023957 (OP)
>yo unc
>gooner
Do what his father failed to do and slap the shit out of him till he talks properly.

>>718023957 (OP)
likely just call him retarded

>>718024027
Came here to say this. Speak like a nig, get hit like a nig.

>don't have gooner games
>can show my nephew my games
>he call me the coolest unc ever
simple as.

>>718026021
why is bro even here

>>718023957 (OP)
>show him library
>now knows I shamelessly jack it to catgirl fuck simulator and every other porn game I picked up for free
don't ask questions you don't want the answer to kiddo

Simply don't interact with kids. I get that you people are still living in places where privacy is a luxury you don't afford but damn, just say No and move on.
>BUT U SHOULD INTERACT WITH YOUR FAMILY A GOOGOO GAGA
I ain't the kid's dad and as such, i am not going to be taking the spot of an adult that kid should look up to. Just toss a nearby football to that little jit's face and tell him to go outside and play with it then leave me out of his nonsense.

I just link him my profile, I'm not hiding anything.

>>718024027
Fpbp

>>718024101
"yo" and "unc" are in common use now and are no longer ebonics

>>718023957 (OP)
>what kind of a fucking loser pays for porn?
>I pirate my porn games like a normal person

>>718026419
Ebonics will never stop being ebonics no matter who uses it, just like how spanish doesn't stop being spanish just because "ay caramba" is something normies say.

>>718027485
White man can't stop colonizing other cultures.

>>718027485
uhhhhhh not the same, low-IQ anon, not the same.

>>718027568
>his argument is uhhhhhh
Truly a zoomer experience

>>718023957 (OP)
Show him F95.