Thread 718026106

Comfy Steam Deck thread.
What are you currently playing?
Are you going to get the Deck 2? What are your hopes for it?

what's the deal with this lossless scaling stuff? latency slop?

>>718026226
proxy service banned md5 avoidance

Ive been playing final fantasy 9 lately

>bro is NOT funny

What did she mean by this?

IHaveHadIt
Today our 23 y/o son woke us up,giggling hysterically, having flushed two action figures down the toilet. About 30 minutes later when he needed to poop (having removed all of his clothes to do so), he discovered the toilet was clogged (because of course it was). He became completely unglued, hitting my husband as he tried to fix the toilet, trying to break everything in sight, running around and just raging. All while completely naked. All 250 lbs, 6' of him. The only reason our son isn't beating the shit out of us and tearing the place apart is because he is sleeping.
He's broken our living room window twice. There are holes in most walls (and a few ceilings)--it looks like someone took a sledgehammer to the place. He is so much worse than he was as a child. Things have gotten progressively more and more out of control since he went into puberty and they've never got better. Our 100+ lbs Akita hides whenever my son gets upset. The cat disappears for hours. He's never hurt them--in fact, he adores them both--but he's so out of control that he becomes terrifying. He's hurt his father. He's hurt me. We've had to call the police
A few days ago I found a lump. I was diagnosed with cancer back in fall of 2015 and spent a full year dealing with treatment, surgeries, and infections. And yet, my first thought when I felt that lump was, "This is my ticket out." I actually felt...relief. The world is fucked up. Our country is fucked up (I live in the US). My family is fucked up. I feel like maybe a door has been opened. Maybe the state would stop fucking around and place my son if I were gone, because my husband can't just quit his job and care for him. Maybe they would stop making unhelpful, one-size-fits-all suggestions that my son's psychiatrist agrees are of no use. We have been doing this for over two decades, just my husband and I with zero family support and that includes when I had cancer. I will be 60 this year and I am so tired.

>>718026106 (OP)
>grabbing it fingers on screen
Makes me pissed beyond mortal comprehension

>>718027352
Atleast its a touch screen. Could have been worse.

shes so cute ^_^

>>718026106 (OP)
imagine beating this whore to death with your bare fists

>>718028304
How come you are never saying that if start these threads with this girl?

>>718026106 (OP)
Just beat Ninja Gaiden Ragebound on mine and am looking forward to the new Shinobi.

>>718026106 (OP)
Imagine her getting BLACKED RAW.

>>718026106 (OP)
>playing
Haunting Ground
>Deck 2
No, honestly I love my Deck but I've been playing more and more on my Rog Ally X.

>>718028573
*doesn't
*wants

Why are Americans unable to speak their own language?

>>718028805
She made sure to buy a WHITE DECK though...

>>718026106 (OP)
what do girls play on the steamdeck?

I got Shadow Gambit in the Humble Choice from a few months back, and have been playing the shit out of that. I'm on what I believe is the last mission. I loved Tactics, and am looking forward to trying Desperados 3 next. The genre plays really well on the Deck which may seem like a surprise.

>>718026106 (OP)
>playing
ff6 pixel remaster. finished modded ff7 recently too
>deck 2
yeah i'll probably get it day 1

>>718033565
I gave my gf my LCD when I bought the OLED. She pretty much just played Hogwarts Legacy, Stardew, Crazy Taxi, and Overcooked solo.

>>718026106 (OP)
my god zoomers are so fucking ugly. what happened? are millennial genetics that poor?

>>718036279
Kookily ahh games.

>>718036279
>Overcooked
too bad her zoom zoom retarded ass can't even make a PBJ in real life. fucking worthless zoomers. we should have a national holiday to wipe them out and start over

>>718026106 (OP)
Why does this mannequin thing have no facial expressions what happened.

>>718033565
Women don't even know a Steam deck exists. You're viewing marketing paid content.

>>718036792
This is not the case - her cooking is superb and we are millennials. You are sad.

>>718036992
>we are millennials
Nice larp, Captain Chud.

>>718026106 (OP)
I want the Deck 2 to have an optional keyboard attachment so I can turn it into a laptop.

>>718033565
I play Balatro

>>718037741
Oh you're on the wrong board. /LGBT/ is down the hall to the right.

>>718037509
That pretty much already exists and is achievable in many ways though.
https://hackaday.com/2024/02/19/printable-keyboard-dock-puts-steam-deck-to-work/

>>718037805
I'm not a tranny

>>718038085
Uhh yes.... Yes you are. Let me guess. Your picrel is "literally you?"

>>718026106 (OP)
She seems honestly excited... FUCK, why couldn't I meet a gamer GF. My GF has zero hobbies and gets mad if I spend 1 hour on my own hobbies and not with her. Sucks man...

>>718026106 (OP)
So Deckers, how did you use/setup your hotkeys/keybinds & custom steam UI for custom controls?

>>718028805
what race are you? I imagine you're either jew or a spic. Either way the earth would be so much better if you're gone.

>>718038138
Nope this is. Don't hit on my silly boy~~

>>718028805
She already does. DAILY.

>>718038296
Ohh you're a PC player too

this trans bait thread again? (we confirmed shes trans right?)
anyway, Im waiting for the rog ally x to release because this is the THIRD time I cannot play a new game on my shitty steam deck.
wanted to play wuchang because its level design is supposedly like ds1, and thats the only souls i actually like. but the game is just horrible on the steam deck, and before that I wanted indiana jones and the circle, and before that and it might have been the worst gaming experience I have ever witnessed, and before that I managed to eek through a pirated copy of expedition 33 that was only barely running with a fuck ton of tinkering and tweaking to the lighting system with mods.

Theres also little things like the fact that the steam deck fan is on top so I cant play under the blanket, lest it become a sauna. And I got the deck near release so I still have the 64 gb, and people say "just change the SSD!!!" but I have to buy specific accompanying tools with that. And besides the storage problems exists in this limbo where its annoying enough to want to change, but still functional enough that I dont want to bother with opening up my deck and risking bricking it.

So all of this combined. Tell me one reason I shouldn't ditch the shit deck?

>>718038389
Why do you come to the Internet just to tell lies?

>>718038183
No hobbies? Not even reading or going mall hopping

>>718027352
Enter
The humble microfiber cloth for glasses
If you value your handheld with a touchscreen, hit up your nearest store that specializes in glasses and ask them if they sell microfiber cloth and a spray to clean glasses with. My nearby store sells them for ~10€ with unlimited refills on the spray.

>>718038493
>10€
Wow that what your mom charges me too

>>718038475
what are you talking about mental retard? what lies?

>>718028805
Why?

>>718038801
Cause it's awesome to see

>>718038490
She does read and write a bit, (english major) and I try to get involved with that, I read all the books she says are her favorites.
I need tog et her to stop smoking pot, I think that's really taking her out of things.

>>718036792
>zoomer seethe out of nowhere
utterly mindbroken

>>718038936
Tell her to fuck off and work on her hobbies while you're doing yours.

>>718038936
>I read all the books she says are her favorites.
I bet that comes in handy when her black bull comes to visit and you have to wait in the other room

>>718039319
She's half black and hates niggers