Thread 718026195

>woke piece of shit comes out
>noone cares
>nothing cringe is being posted
>not even one single meme
what went so so wrong
???

>>718026195 (OP)
>UMMMM GUYS NO ONE EVEN CARES ENOUGH TO FALL FOR RAGEBAIT
who cares, find something else to do

>>718026195 (OP)
This came out? It is one of the most generic games I've ever seen. It's not even woke in a funny "let's all laugh at this" way. It just looks bland as hell

I hate female protagonists (and women) so much it's unreal.

>>718029818
>female

>>718026195 (OP)
I looked at it and it seemed a little rough for that price, so I said "Maybe on a sale someday" and moved on with my life.

>2 threads about this complete nothing game that nobody even knew existed

stop trying to force this into being some kind of meme nobody cares

>>718026195 (OP)
it's pretty wild how unremarkable every aspect of this turd is... like a AA forspoken conceptualized in a boardroom, and the most pure example of UE5 slop to date

>>718034579
fuck you BUMP

>>718026195 (OP)
For some reason youtube recommended me one of these no commentary walkthroughs, specifically of this game, for no discernable reason whatsoever. It's the first time youtube misbehaved in this fashion -- given I am very specific in the content I watch.
Out of morbid curiosity I've checked it out, and about one minute into the opening cinematic the game introduces what I assume to be the antagonists and protagonists:
>all white militaristic, powertripping bad, white people clad in roman-themed armor, led by generic white guy and mary sue bossgirl
>fish-eyed mystery meat mutt and her nigger sidekick
It really boggles the mind. This first cutscene really sets the tone for the inane propaganda that'll be thrust upon you.

>>718026195 (OP)
?

>>718026195 (OP)
girlboss fatigue

>>718026195 (OP)
theres thousands of games released every day you cant expect us to post about every obscure thing you discover

>>718026195 (OP)
Nobody's ever heard of it before so it's not even worth making fun of. Just because a game is bad doesn't mean we're all gonna point and laugh at it like Concord or Mindseye.

>>718041586
>literal busiest steame forum rn
>"obscvre"

>>718026195 (OP)
This is the ideal response is it not? There is no feeding into outrage marketing, and the agent provocateur flunks with total apathy.

>>718042008
Anon, some of us aren't fourteen years old and don't read the Steam forums.

>>718026195 (OP)
>people don’t care about the NigNord
Wow

I played it for about an hour and it's a miserable product. I guess if I could compare it to anything it's like nu-GoW if it was made by some incompetent students. Animations are so undercooked they feel like they're missing, attacks barely connect with hitboxes they're supposed to represent, the level is just generic store asset slop with an occasional fights and some simple Zeldaesque puzzles, but what really made me shut it down is that the heroine and her companion brother just don't shut the fuck up ever and she's like the most unpleasant person to be around, always groaning and chewing her brother out and just being passive aggressive at things, I just couldn't stand her bitch ass attitude after a certain cutscene. Her being mystery meat doesn't even come into it. Oh and there's some problems with either shader compilation or data streaming that throw FPS into single digits virtually every ten meters. Play shit games win shit prizes I guess

>>718039265
I experienced the same.
Isn't it weird how this game didn't exist until a week or two ago yet now we have someone trying to force threads about it here. It's so transparently inorganic.

It's just another Asterigos what is the issue?

>>718042505
Wow, I surprised myself with how hard I kneejerked at you comparing this to asterigos.

>>718042008
steam forums arent a metric for anything

>>718026195 (OP)
I'll start buying games like this if they start releasing games based on Nubian culture, but the protagonists are east asian or white.

>slow-mo every time the sword hits something
rest of the game could be a 10/10 and i still wouldnt touch it because of this shit

i have tortanic fatigue

>>718037417
>194 in game
OH NO NO NO

Decent game
Puzzles, combat that isn't souls.