Thread 718030886

Synthetic Man just said it's not woke in the slightest.

We can officially buy it now bros.

>>718030886 (OP)
Who?

>>718030886 (OP)
Based. It's not as great as Mafia 2 but still bretty gud

>>718030926
>hmm, yes I will feign ignorance about this very well-known YouTuber that gets tons of threads on this site. Might I also feign ignorance about this new Mafia game, too? Goodness me, and video games for that matter! I simply don’t know anything! All those kids these days with their ecelebs and new games and electronic video toys, haha it’s a bit much for an old soul like me :)

>>718031065
I'm not chronically online. Literally who the fuck are you talking about.

>>718031108
He’s just mad that the eceleb he obsesses over isn’t well known and thus makes him feel like all the effort he puts in to seething about him is a waste.

>>718031065
Well I just googled it.
>very well-known YouTuber
>155k subs
lmaoooo get the fuck outside you fucking loser.

no thanks I'll just watch the expert reacts video

A gay pedophile furry just said it's not woke? That's great!

who fucking cares what some faggot who lives with his mommy as a grown-ass man thinks? the game is fucking terrible. it's just a worse version of the original mafia. same story beats, and same missions. the enemy ai is a fucking mess, as is the game because it's ue5. the ending is also dogshit. fuck you and kill yourself.

>>718030926
>>718031202
>>718031108
He's literally the face of /v/

Fuck off newfags

I plan on getting it anyways

The reboot was good

>>718031290
Hmmm you seem to have spelled corwbcat wrong.

>>718030886 (OP)
>$50 for a 40 minutes of scuffed uncharted movie

>>718031108
>>718031192
Absolutely embarrassing posts.
>um I’m better than you because I know less and don’t keep up with the most basic of trends!!!
Don’t ever bring your nonsense personality type into real society, please. Everyone who has to endure irl you suffers for it.

>>718031358
I also spelled crowbcat wrong.

>>718030886 (OP)
Reminder that retard Worth a Buy tried to push this as woke and said they looked like Mexicans (retard alert) while simultaneously defending gay sodomite KCD2 garbage

>>718031401
You still need to get outside, loser.

who said what?

y'all niggas need to get laid

>>718030886 (OP)
Synthetic Man sucked a BBC dildo on camera
sucked isn't even the word for it, he raped his own throat with that thing

>>718031494
I can do so without bringing shame to literally everyone around me, can you?

>>718031538
>pouting because no one cared about his obscure e-celeb
Sad!

What did that man's poor throat do to him to deserve such punishment?

>>718031538
>y'all

I SWEAR TO GOD if the game has even ONE single black dude...

>>718031930
It doesn't

>>718031065
I think OP is advertising/begging for this streamer.

>Needing to stop and assess if a game is woke before you consider playing it
>Needing some other dude to do it for you

it takes almost 3 fucking hours to get your first gun after like 5 boring-ass knife fights. then it ends about 4 hours later. it really does feel like it was made by a small team in just 3 years.

>>718030886 (OP)
>Synthetic Man

he wants to fit in so badly
pretends to like dragon's dogma but fucking sucks at it

>>718032198
It's meant to be a story-focused game you ADHD faggot. Why the fuck would a man who works up from nothing to becoming a made man just instantly start blasting people from the jump?

Fucking zoomers man.

>>718031276
yeah it's mafia bit with boring characters and terrible pacing

>>718032286
shut the fuck up you retard
this game takes 3-4 hours to do what mafia does in 1-2

>>718032286
you're a fucking idiot

>>718031989
Gaetano was pretty dark

image JUST FUCKING IMAGINE defending hangar 13

>>718030886 (OP)
Didn't he lose all of his credibility with his audience after he interacted with a girl they didn't like?

>>718032353
>every story must be the same and have the same pacing
retard

>>718032369
take your ADHD meds you zoomer subhuman

people like synthetic man and those losers who use 4chan memes and lingo on their videos and thumbnails make me cringe so fucking much

we need more matthewmatosis's and less of these fuckwits

>>718031574
Know this literal who is bringing shame to literally everyone around you tho

>>718032707
3-4 hours of walk and talk is not good writing nor pacing fuck off

>>718032707
IT LITERALLY COPIES MAFIA'S STORY AND MISSIONS - EVEN A SHITTY RACE AT THE START TO PROVE HIMSELF

FUCKING KILL YOURSELF HOLY SHIY

>>718033039
>>718033092
ubishit shills seething

>>718033092
Literally every comment section relating to the series had everyone say "just go back to what made 1 work"
So they did. Now you're unhappy?

>>718033623
they didn't you fucking shill
they just made a worse version

I swear you have to be a hangar 13 employee to defend this garbage

I enjoyed it, and it's a decent entry to the franchise. Much better than 3

>>718035325
you just hate 3 because the protwg is black. there is much more gameplay in 3 and no character in this one is anywhere best as memorable as Donovan.

>>718035325
you just hate 3 because the protag is black. there is much more engaging gameplay in 3 and no character in this one is anywhere near as memorable as Donovan.

>>718030886 (OP)
I thought he choked on a dildo and died.

Synthetic man is a fucking faggot incel, but he's actually right about this. It's not woke at all. But other than that it's just an okay game. Gunplay isn't great and the rest of the gameplay is stealth-takedown-put the body in the forgiveness box and repeat. The story and cinematics are good until the traditional dog shit ending they put in every mafia game for some reason.

>>718030886 (OP)
I'm amazed he didn't come up with random shit to call it woke or demoralizing like he did with Death Stranding 2

>>718035994
People hate 3 because it's a buggy mess

>>718031108
Being on /v/ all day is also being chronically online

>>718035930
>>718035994
I hate 3 because it's ubishit tier gameplay and the story is ass
I'd rather play a movie game like toc and the remake than do the same thing 100 times

Still mediocre and still overpriced.

>>718036465
Tbf, in the old country you are doing the save stealth segment over and over and thats the entire game. It's better than 3 but let's not act like its a great game.

>>718036582
Nobody said it was great and yes the stealth sections are annoying

>>718030886 (OP)
this is slop endorsed by slopeaters who watch other slopeaters eat slop

No thanks

>>718036369
and this isn't?

way too much shitty stealth sections and the gunplay is ass

>>718036415
You are correct. Good thing I don't do that.

>>718030886 (OP)
I don't care what some fag says. Is it fun?

>>718036753
No. I didn't have any issues whatsoever with the old country. Unless we are calling occasional pop-in a bug.
Mafia 3 is literally full to the brim with game breaking bugs.

>>718036705
worth a buy is literally /our guy/ and not a shill like shillthentic man

>>718036705
2/10 is just a salty faggot rating. The game is a 6/10. Buy on sale.

>>718036705
for once I agree with this retard

>>718037051
oh fuck right off shill you're straight up lying.

>>718037125
PLEASE DO THE NEEDFUL

e-nigger trash

I crashed like 4 times and have gotten stuck on terrain so many times which caused me to get shot to death. this game is just as broken as 3.

>>718037250
You must have bought the pc version. Buying pc versions of game on release is retarded.

>>718031401
>um I’m better than you
Why is it that you have to do this Freudian slip shit? No one said or implied anything close to this. Get you retarded inferiority complex out of here. Go vent on shitcord or something.

>>718031449
I recall two sodomite characters in KCD2. One has been run out of town and lives in a hole in the woods, and will only even tell you about it if you pry at him. The other is you, if you choose to be.

Do you see how that's more of a confession than a criticism, anon?

>>718037591
all versions are bug ridden, shill

>>718036705
Worth a buy is a clueless faggot

>>718037773
Ps5 version was fine for me. But sure, I guess I'm a shill trying to get retards who hate games to buy my mid game.

>>718030886 (OP)
Well, it isn't. It's still not worth 50 bucks though.

>>718036705
This guy ripped his retarded audience off by lying to them about medical bills and asking for money
Of course /v/ likes the grifting bong who can't play games for shit. Seriously watch any of his gameplay, it's pathetically bad

>>718031065
Not him, but I have no idea who that is, and could not on pain of death pick out their profile picture in a lineup. Not everybody on this board is a social media addicted eceleb fellating retard.

>>718031065
Synthetic man is not even remotely well known.

>>718030886 (OP)
He also said that it barely qualifies as a real game and isn't even worth pirating.

>>718030926
THE Synthetic Man is the ultimate authority when it comes to the quality of video games. He is also the 2nd best gamer of the century, after Billy Mitchell.

this game is fucking boring as hell and the protag is as bland as they come

>>718038891
shut the fuck up. he's a white man in a 2025 game. and for that alone the game deserves praise.

>>718030886 (OP)
He also said it's not a game before entering into another 4 hour doomer stream where he cried over getting the slightest whiff of attention from some fat Vtuber

>>718039163
That's just what incels do and is exactly the reason he is only popular here, with the rest of them.

>>718038762
Stop lying he is the Son of DSP

>>718037714
>The other is you, if you choose to be
That just means you play as a fag in denial or not lol

>>718031065
Just link to the video next time.

>>718030886 (OP)
Proof?

>>718031207
based and artillery

>>718031552
Source?

>>718037714
The instructor at the castle where Hans almost get hanged is also a fag and he will gladly have sex with Henry at the party before you set out to the southern castle taken over by bandits.
So at least 3 fags in this Christian game. Plus the player.

>>718039661
Istvan and Erik are also fags, so that's 5

>>718030886 (OP)
But...

>>718036705
>sicilians sound mexican

>>718039120
>white