Thread 718031140

ayoooooooo dis brutha trainin guts

why does he look like that?

>>718031249
DAS RITE

>>718031243
too many carrots

THAT'S NOT HOW YOU USE POV HOLY SHIT KILL YOURSELF FOR POSTING THAT SHIT

>>718031243
because he's... y'know...

>>718031965
POV: you're mad at the informal use of POV

>>718031140 (OP)
>least brownoid Uma player

>>718031965
Zoomers have been misusing POV for years now

>>718031876
why did you link to a SEA account?

>>718033632
meant for >>718031880

>>718031965
it makes me mad too but that war is already lost, just move on
the internet is quickly being pajeetized too so this kind of shit is only going to get worse

Are max level R cards worth using at all?

>>718033632
IDK and I don't care. It just came up when scrolling.

>>>/trash/
Not video games.

>>718031140 (OP)
>nigger
No surprise

where is the pregnant art

>>718031140 (OP)
>POV
But shouldn't the pov be from the perspective of the guy who's playing the game?
Do zoomers not know what POV means?

>>718034628
but you fucked nigger(brown) mares?

>>718034242
Some of them

>>718031140 (OP)
Why does everything have a touchscreen now
i just want a fucking washing machine no i don't need it to have wifi

>>718034903
They don't. They get really pissy when you point this out and basically plug their ears about it

>>718034903
>Do zoomers not know what POV means?
Is that a rhetoric question?

>>718031140 (OP)
ayoooo dis brutha doesn't know to hold the screen tap when scrolling thru the different training options so he doesn't misclick!

>>718031140 (OP)
he looks like a jolly fellow
probably watches a concert after every race

>>718031140 (OP)
Why do niggers love gacha games so much?

>>718034331
Are you retarded?

>>718036085
I had to turn confirmations for rest and recreation back on because I misclicked them a few times

>>718036348
ye i left those confirmations on. i know myself too well at this point.
>>718036270
WHAT the FUCK? funniest part is that clip still ended up being posted after he recorded it.

>>718036270
did he died?

What the hell does this even do? I hate how you never know what anything actually does based on the description in this game.

>>718031140 (OP)
Is his fridge lagging? Or is it the game?

What's the CPU and GPU of his fridge?

>>718031140 (OP)
>fat
>bald
>ugly
>autistic
he's a canon torena

>>718036541
He became brain dead

what the heck does that mean

>>718036585
if i can read the stats correctly it increases max speed by 0.15 for 3s if youre a late surger and are in the back of the pack late-race
yeah, its annoying that it doesn't show the full conditions or durations in game, always check gametora if you're unsure

>>718037058
men only want one thing and it's beautiful

>>718031140 (OP)
Why does a refrigerator have a tablet?

>>718036951
its kinda like this. NSFW, take care when opening.

>>718037163
so retards will buy it

>>718037163
they all do these days, grandpa

>>718036661
they use an ARM chip and some variant of android, same a mobile phone and smart TVs. probably equivalent to the cheapest smartphone you can get, to save costs.

>unique never activates
>innate gold recovery is unreliable as fuck
>needs to be potential 5 to even come close to competing with Gold Ship as an End Closer
I got so fucking baited into pulling for her. Everything about her SOUNDED good but none of it fucking works in practice.

>>718031140 (OP)
lowkey based.
>>718032110
his mother probably fucked a gorilla ages ago instead of a chimp like a normal being.

IMAGINE BEING AT COMPUTERS ON YOUR FRIDGE

>Finally got my first 9*
Mayano will have a lot of babies

One BA and Nikke thread survive for a whole day, meanwhile 10+ Uma threads are deleted a day. It's funny how obsessed Janny is with Uma.

i can't believe king gaylo is a gamer....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6e6Iulskk-U

How do they decide the Uma's tit size? if it's a mare I guess an estimate could be made but for the stacked titcows that are stallions is it just random like Meisho or Akebono?

>>718037485
This is the true reason why her mom hates her.

>>718036270
They... do?

You say this like it's common knowledge. When you say 'nigger' as a pejorative I imagine a guy in a wifebeater and durag living in an Atlanta traphouse. You're claiming that this guy plays gacha games in his free time.

>>718037508
Well in Akebono's case, he was yuge

>>718031140 (OP)
This is the pov of someone filming someone flaying on the fridge tho

>>718037390
Someone should make a futa edit of Goldshit raping Jannie's ass to shitpost whenever that happens.

>>718037552
>You're claiming that this guy plays gacha games in his free time.
yes

>>718037552
>You're claiming that this guy plays gacha games in his free time.
only post watermelon

>>718037327
except she has the only good personality in the game

>>718034242
Not if you have max level SR cards

which umas can say nigger

>>718031140 (OP)
that fucking fridge has better graphics than my PC

in hindsight they really should have released another 1/2 star dirt uma
because unless i want to really train maru, i don't have a third dirt uma for teams.

>>718037689
Kitasan BLACK

what the fuck is goo goo babies

>>718037732
> Stuck on 1060rtx...
Anon, that card is already 10+ years old what are you, broke?

one day I'll hack my fridge and play skyrim on it or something

POV you are driving a car.

>>718034242
depends on the build
i know r cards are used in nice nature debuff strats because of the skills they give
but if we're talking generally, they aren't very useful and most often even a base ssr will outperform it.

>>718037327
She's the best end-closer you baka.

>>718037689
Teio Teio

>>718037689
uma delicia

>>718037804
Those are Gold Ship and the micropenis

>>718037689
marvelous sunday

>>718037675
>good personality
>posts Louise

>>718037778
very, I have a GTX 950

>>718037839
Damn I didn't know I was in Uma Musume

>Agnes' potential skills are all great and have synergy
>Maruzensky's are all useless crap

>>718037689
The one's with all black colors IRL are the only ones that can use that word.

>>718037839
If you think Goldship (OG) is better, you don't understand this game.

>>718037804
She's not though. I could do 10 Gold Ship careers a day and I'd do them all without losing a single race meanwhile this bitch struggles no matter what I do.

>>718037857
> GTX 950.
YIKES anon.

>>718037381
You're not gonna post the stats?

>sega owns the horses
>they make the merch too
INFINITE MONEY

>>718037919
She's hard to raise because of the Mood downs but better if you make it through.
But obviously the casual player melts trying to train Rice Shower and the like, so they should stick to easier horses.

>>718037850
exactly. Rest of them reek of generic athlete. At least Taishin de Valliere insults everyone.

Was the BNW rivalry really that big

>>718037982
> saSEGA goods.
> Ages Goods.
Hmm? I see, SEGA AGES GOOD!

>>718037874
>Lightning Step only works when you're in the back
>put it on a Pace Chaser
>Dominator only works when you're near the back
>but also give the same girl Pace Chaser Corners
Some of these decisions make no fucking sense

>>718037485
>creating vtuber content by literally just taking VAs from your game and making them play vidya while in character
This shit is so fucking smart, why don't more companies do this?

>>718038009
Her skills are just subpar unless you potential 5 her for that single gold skill. Sleeping Lion is garbage and Gold Ship just having The Coast is Clear is 1000000x better than anything Narita Taishin has pre potential 5.

>>718038108
That ain't the same.

>>718037485
This is the reason they get sleep deprived

>>718036270
>no foul play here
>we were just watermeloning officer!

>>718037907
I don't I just wanted to call Tamamo a micropenis

>>718037689
https://files.catbox.moe/u5727t.mp4
its okay she's black

>>718038134
Its very hard to get the rights to play a game and stream it. This can only be done because its Sega.

>>718037794
This
I hate when people misuse "POV"

>>718031140 (OP)
Why use pov when you could also use the zoombonics phrase "literally me when" in place of pov and it makes sense

>>718038137
Sleeping Lion works fine other than niche cases which don't happen at all if you aren't racing against weirdos (like the Haru Urara meme setup), she's an end-closer so she's always going to be in the back half of the pack. Not 100% consistent depending on the stage of activation but it's still a Maestro-tier heal.
And yes I was assuming Taishin was Potential LV5, not naked.

>>718031243
Literally all Uma Musume fans look exactly like that with different skin tones

>>718038252
> Literally me when.
> Is zoombonics?
We were saying that shit in the 00s before zoomzooms knew what dick and pussy meant, the fuck? This chinese newfaggotry can't get any worse.

>>718037794
I literally see this all the time when I'm driving a car, what the fuck were you thinking with this one man

MY Urara is a winner, unlike yours

>>718038151
>>718034628

>>718037874
Maruzensky is what the stuff she comes out of the box: Unique skill and great Aptitudes.
She's one of the best characters to farm in career mode.

>>718031243
He's so white it inverted, horseshoe theory.

>>718038414
Where are your windows at anon?

>>718038517
Down

>>718038468
my wife when another uma looks in my direction

>>718038578
Damn brother you really lean out far from the window when you drive to not be able to tell you are in a car when seeing another car

>>718037203
>interlocked
MODS

>no more twin free daily pulls
EOS soon

>>718038414
This guy T-bones everyone he sees

>>718034331
you lost

>>718037485
She didn't talk much but she was a first-rate gamer.

I fucking love this girl holy shit, I'm fully invested in Umadol coin now

>>718038957
I have and will continue to skip every single concert

reminder that umas need a deep tissue massage after every training session and race for their aching muscles and as their trainer it's up to you to personally deliver it

Wait if Ireland is ruled by a Uma Monarch does that mean that they rule over a unified island or is the Northern part still British?

>>718037485
sasuga kingu desho

What does the Chinese Zodiac look like in uma world?
It would be extremely rude if the Horse was swapped with a horsegirl
Did Cat get its coveted slot?

>>718038134
>Busy if big VAs
>Not worth and costly it if big VAs
>Permissions are a big deal in Japan and much worse to get if apart of a big company.
>Trying to stay in character the entire time.
>Any scripting.
Gold Ship's VA can get away with alot because she's IS Gold Ship but the others have to try harder.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3EaeOJxiPPI

>>718039012
Justice is coming for you soulless evil doer

>>718039168
Also what does Sagittarius look like in there
What does Chiron look like, just a normal dude?

>>718039012
Why do horses trained to run sing anyway

>>718039040
3,000 umas died during the Troubles

>>718039251
something something Idolmaster creator.

>>718039192
I just don't like J-Pop, especially the idol ensemble focused subgenre

>>718039251
uma directors hate berserk

>>718036846
can you prove he wasn't brain dead before this incident?

>>718036846
is that real? i know kobes got his eye fixed but did he get new teeth too? I wanna say thats fake, but its in his new apartment so it must be recent

>>718037163
So it will cost 2,000 dollars more.

>>718039407
Me?

>>718031243
Hasn't showered in a really long time

>>718039224
Love these two and their kid

>was gonna roll on creek banner
>only have 11k
not worth it, gonna save for summer maru instead

>>718037058
i dont think the world can handle that much golshi
its already dangerous enough roaming this earth with just the one

>>718039224
>>718039531
I still think him and the female trainer would be a better couple.