Thread 718033352

/pizza

Don't buy from chains if you can, order from your local places.

/pussy

>>718033417
/Tony's spicy Italian sausage pizza

>>718033417
I'm not ordering indie pizza retard.

yall niggas remember when those pizza hut niggas got the best anime in the history of the universe to shill their pizzas? how did they know it was gonna be a hit?

Your local place > Pizza Hut Pan Pizza > Papa John's > Dominos Stuffed Cheesy Bread > Regular Pizza Hut > Shit > Regular Dominos

>>718033629
They saw a green haired cold bitch and put 2 & 2 together

its literally just a chat bot to open a browser for an order
people today acting like AI isnt mostly just a chat bot regurgitating saved google results

>>718033629
> best anime in the history of the universe
Sailor Moon did a Pizza Hut commercial?

>>718033352 (OP)
>Americans are so fucking fat they need to have their goyslop on speed dial in their MMOs
Fucking kek

>>718033417
I buy pizza that tastes good
If your pizza sucks I will buy Pizza Hut/Dominos and feel no guilt whatsoever

>>718033867
>see pizza
>think of fat sweaty people
uhmm sis?

>>718033738
>chat bot to open a browser for an order
It says it opens your browser to order on the image...

>>718034126
no shit but people made such a big deal out of it at the time like it wasn't extremely simple

>>718033352 (OP)
>>718033662
Local restaurants > local casual restaurants > Papa Johns > Domino's (at least in my area) > Pizza Hut

Deep dish/chicago > Pan > Thin > regular > ny style

/gems

>>718033352 (OP)
>this image is older than the average /v/ poster

>>718033352 (OP)
Everybody's angry that modern devs forgot how to make mirrors with reflections, but everyone forgets how ingame pizza ordering is also a lost technology

>>718033417
Local chain just means buying worse pizza for twice as much.

>>718034307
>NY Style that low
>below Chicago at all

>>718033629
Dragon Ball Z did a Pizza Hut commercial?

>>718034307
ur unwarranted gay opinion makes me so fucking mad for some reason
!unsubscribe from ur shitty blog pls

>>718034539
I live in North Jersey, 15 minutes from the Jersey side of the GWB and pizza is cheap as fuck unless you go to some hipster artisan place.

>>718033417
>worst pizza you've ever had for $28 a pie
>or buy from a chain you know and get passable consistency for $9
Yeah, I think I'll go with the chain.

>>718033352 (OP)
>local places
They're worse than shitty american pizza chains and the few good ones don't do delivery. This shithole is hell.

>>718033352 (OP)
Never order these pizzas, you've been warned.

>>718034461
A lost opportunity, you should be able to exchange WoW tokens for pizza orders. WoW gold would shoot up in value like Bitcoin did.

>>718033629
Escaflowne did a Pizza Hut commercial?

>>718034612
Dragon Ball Z is just a cartoon not a anime.

>>718034696
meant for >>718033417

>>718033417
My local place is pretty good, but a medium pizza is over $20. I can go to Marcos and get a really good large for $15, sometimes less.

>>718034738
>is just a cartoon not a anime
>he doesn't know

>>718033739
>>718034612
>>718034734
This site is utter cancer and no different than reddit now with these garbage attempts at humor

>>718033417
I ordered from my local place and they don't even put sauce in the pizza, like, wtf?
Chains are a safe option, the only chain that taste mid is Little Caesars that shit is barely edible cardboard ass pizza

>>718034920
Is reddit in the room with us right now?

>>718035081
Yes I quoted three unfunny redditors

>>718033417
>local place
>i'd like one pizza pie please
>ok that'll be $67

>>718034920
Lol LotR.

>>718034307
Congrats retard you have the styles exactly backwards.

>>718035161
Yes, anon, it's reddit, it's reddit, it's reddit. Let's get you back into your cell now.

>>718035276
Get an actual sense of humor anon that isn't wacky zany random replies. It's not that hard

>>718034994
Surprisingly, Little Caesars is the best chain where I live, and I don't know if it's because their management is competent here or if it's because the other chains are just run by retards in the area.

Cold(refrigerated) pizza hut deep dish pizza is the best pizza on the planet.

>>718035474
pan*

for me it was that Pizza Hut PS1 demo disc that had MGS, Crash 3, and Tomb Raider 3 on it. Most play I ever got with a kids meal prize from a fast food joint, especially the MGS demo.

Local Pizza (if you live in a decent area, not some flyover shithole) > Chain Pizza
Even this public school ass pizza is better than a chain

>>718035750
Public school pizza is based and you can't even find a commercial alternative to it

>>718035869
I've made it at home (just google for recipes, its delicious) and I think you can buy it from commercial food retailers like Sysco but I don't know if they will sell to individuals, I think they might just be wholesalers

>>718033352 (OP)
eq2 was never the #1 mmorpg

>>718035869
ellios is pretty close.

>>718035737
Mine didn't have Crash 3 but it did have MediEvil and Coolboarders 2 and also Irritating Stick.

for me?
it's the cheese, tomato sauce, blue cheese, shrimp, pineapple and salami combo

>>718035869
Yes you can

>>718035750
public school pizza was always served with corn.

i would dump the entire corn container into the rectangle pizza and make a corn pizza taco. shit was delicious

>>718033629
>so for example, if I told you to kill all the deltarune posters...

>>718036045
Mister President, tear off this man's head

I do not like pizza. Just doesn't taste good.

i loved school breakfast pizza and the smiley fries so much

>>718036080
>>718036015
ellios GODS

>>718036212
I fucking hate it, I was just telling that anon there was something similar out there easily available.
Also when I was a kid we had fundraiser frozen french bread pizzas we sold for boy scouts or something called Zap a Snacks. Those were literally the same exact french bread pizzas they sold in the school cafeteria. I hated those too.

>>718035162
>chain
>I'd like one peach a pissa
>Here's a cardboard triangle and FDA-approved chemicals, that'll be $9.99

Had Pizza Hut tonight. It was good but forgot how quickly you get stuffed...

>>718035162
I can get a large cheese from mine on sundays for like $10.99 and it's awesome pizza. I live in a flyover in PA and am in that Sicilian mob pizza triangle where the pizza is all just like it is in NY too.

remember the future?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SDPy2euUFbM

>>718033417
locals are the biggest jews ever, no way am i paying almost 30 bucks for trash tier pizza

School pizza is just detroit style.

>>718033417
I ordered from my local place a couple weeks ago. Everything was overpriced, tasted worse than Papa John's and the bitch at the counter was rude. She had a nice ass though and if it was a chain, I would have tried my luck asking her out. It isn't though, the only reason this dumb cunt is on register in the first place is because she's the owner's niece or something. He knows I live right around the corner and will have his boys cut my eyeballs out if say something he doesn't like to her.

I don't have to worry about that at Papa John's because it's entirely staffed by Indians. They wouldn't care if I hopped over the counter and started fucking the cute chick that tosses the dough in the back.

>>718036449
anon how in the world can you be sure vinnys authentic Italian pies doesn't use shit that has rat piss chemicals in it?

>>718033352 (OP)
Honestly I want Pizza Hut now. I know it sucks, but there's just a charm to it.

>>718036449
well im in florida and anything like that is expensive. you just get places that are like REAL NY PIZZA PRO and its $5 a slice. in the northeast there is so many pizza places and i do miss that.

>>718036449
>>718036668 wrong post meant to reply to >>718036329

>>718033417
I honest to god can't tell the difference between what people call good pizza and bad pizza. I have 0 taste.

>>718033417
I wish I had money to try the nicer places. I only recently graduated to Papa Johns from Little Ceasars

>>718036971
Little ceasars is better

>>718036882
just like video games!

>>718033417
the average local place aren't really any better than the chains

>>718036971
If you go and sit down you can usually get a cheap slice, not sure where you live but I'm from Jersey and can get a $1 plain slice and I think the most expensive at my favorite local place is $3.50 for the meat lovers.

for me, it's california pizza kitchen frozen pizza

>>718034734
Holy based answer

>>718037128
You? https://youtu.be/AvVjMEZXbO8?si=U1Ml3Sm9sPbzAhdx

>>718037128
>go to this place when i visit a friend
>the zestiest black waiter offers me a wine list

lmao.

>>718035750
>cuckifornian
Apex kek

>>718037916
I am from one of the original 13 states.

>>718038023
There's only 4 states and I'm about to make some gas you can huff.

>>718033417
>my favorite restaurant opens a second store in the town nextdoor
>have to force myself to buy from the shittier alternatives
many such cases