Thread 718036215

What was his problem?

>>718036215 (OP)
(You) in particular

>>718036215 (OP)
Bro woke up and chose main character syndrome. Probably thought everyone was an NPC in his personal side quest.

>>718036215 (OP)
Not scary enough

>>718036215 (OP)
Reapers want you dead, I hate how fucking many there are on the map. It takes ages to kill them all.
Ghosts are chill, they want you to GTFO of their house but they don't pursue much.
Sea Dragons are dicks but at least they stay in their hotbox for the most part and there's only like 3. Also they hunt reapers which gives them bonus points, the red fucks don't even get to claim to be apex predators kek

>>718036215 (OP)
He kinda looks a bit like a basedjak

>>718037726
>when he sees you playing your switch 2 onboard the cyclops

>>718036215 (OP)
>an old woman is allowed to kill and make a trophy out of this
>but not you

It just wanted a snack

>>718036215 (OP)
Douche

>>718036215 (OP)
*freezes you*
*knifes you to death*
nothin personnel fish

>>718036215 (OP)
That game takes on a whole new level of NOPE in VR. The actual scale of everything in the game doesn't actually come to life until you see it in VR.

>>718039597
I forget, did they ever explain how she didn't die from the alien aids virus?

>>718042545
No lmao.
Don't forget she sailed on its body for literal months, if not more than a year, to reach the south pole, all the while dodging ghost leviathans because she was out in the open, empty ocean.

>>718036215 (OP)
i want amnesia so i can repaly this game blind again

>>718037726
>Zoomer diver points and chuckles to a shark, likening it to a soijak as it charges towards him and opens it's maw, devouring him.

>>718042709
They brought her back for Below Zero? Giga-cringe
It was cooler when she just vanishes without a trace. It's a more a realistic ending.

>>718036215 (OP)
hungry

most of the planet got CARAR'd

when i played ages ago right after 1.0, i was going to the aurora in the murky water to fix the reactors. i was nearly eaten 4 times.
when i played again a couple years ago i did 3 laps around the aurora and never heard so much as a distant screech from a reaper.

>>718036215 (OP)
Well, animals are a lot like people, OP. Some of them act badly because they've had a hard life or have been mistreated. But, like people, some of them are just jerks.

>>718042545
no. the people who made below zero also forgot the mc of the first game cured the virus and put in the distribution system so the peepers could distribute it planet wide and yet the villains were still there trying to mess with the virus.

>>718042904
Is that a baby shark swimming just below?

>>718036215 (OP)
hungry

>>718045093
remora
they stick to sharks and feed off their skin bacteria or something

>>718042904
shark shit just triggers my fight or flight response so hard i can barely even look at a picture of a shark swimming towards the camera this shit is killing me

>>718042904
he's smiling :)

>>718045234
Here, this should make you feel better.

>>718045531
Alright I'm going to bed. Please pet your sharks, /v/.

>>718036215 (OP)
He's upset that his head is just a lifted 40K asset.

>>718043274
now, im not a fan of below zero, but they DID kinda point out that the virus they had was frozen in the ice, where peepers couldn't get.
still bullshit though.

>>718036215 (OP)
weren't they all super inbread after the scientists fucked up trying to use them to cure of virus, or was that the sea dragons, its been a few years and i didn't go back for 1.0

>>718036215 (OP)
You'd be mad too if someone crashed a spaceship on your house.

>>718045439
Tsundere shark?

Do sharks enjoy the petting or does it just confuse them? Or do they interpret the contact as something like a cleaner fish?

yeah aliens dont come from space though there's a huge base underwater, real life not a game.

>>718045439
This went from the jaws theme to stock ukulele music real quick.

>>718036215 (OP)
>What was his problem?

New thing in the water.
Bite new thing. Acquire context.
Lots of marine animals have sub-par vision and see the world through smells and electromagnetic signals, so the only way to get a good read on something is to unfortunately bite it.

>>718045531
Imagine the balls on the person who discovered you could pet sharks.

>>718046226
I imagine it was probably done with smaller, more docile varieties of shark first.

>>718036215 (OP)
too much soi

>>718042851
Not only that, you meet her in person. Like, it might have been cool if you just found more logs left by her, but no. Below Zero had to ruin the 'alone on a hostile planet' four times in one game.

>>718046226
Imagine the balls on the first shark that decided it wanted to get pet by an apex predator responsible for more of its species deaths than any other animal.

>>718046709
If sharks have two penises, do they have four balls?

>>718046709
Sharks are dumb, they can't comprehend that humans are the most dangerous animal to ever exist.

>>718045914
So from what I heard, the tip of their nose is a huge bundle of nerves or something. So when you rub it you're kind of briefly shocking them, or like overloading their ancient brains. They don't really like it, so they turn away after a little bit. I don't think it hurts them, but I don't know that they particularly like it. They usually turn back after swimming away cus they're naturally curious.

>>718037637
>Reapers want you dead
Ah yes, "Reapers"

>>718045531
I'M A GENETIC FREAK AND I'M NOT NORMAL

>>718045531
cute

>>718046996
A-are you making fun of sharks?

>>718045234
Just flip it, bro.

>>718045213
They suck the sharks nipple. Everyone knows that. It keeps the shark happy and not eating them.

>>718045439
>>718045531
I always thought sharks were mammals because they look evil dolphins

>>718050072
They have gills...