Thread 718037871

Just played this game for the first time (switch edition)
1. Not really an enjoyable experience. If there's a bad 3d mainline Zelda game, it's definitely this one. What the fuck was in the water back then that made critics think this game was great?
2. Jesus Christ are Link and Zelda about to start having raw sex on my screen?

>>718037871 (OP)
Would you lick fi's asshole though?
I would

>>718037871 (OP)
>Game is bad
>can't name one bad thing
nigger

>>718037871 (OP)
My gay friend hated this game too because he didn't like Link and Zelda being a couple and thought Girahim was an offensive stereotype. So it's not surprising that you also don't like it OP.

>>718038091
The overworld was a big step back from twilight princess.

I want to add that i would also lick the pumpkin girl's asshole as well

>>718037871 (OP)
Game is good and filters RealZeldalets like yourself, OP

>>718037871 (OP)
I started playing this a few days ago too
Credit where credit is due this game was all in the wii's motion controls, and while the HD version does make it possible to play on a controller I would be lying if I said it felt good to control. It works, not that well, but it works.
I quite like link and zelda's dynamics so far. A real step up from the frigid bitch of twilight princess.

>>718038716
I hear what you're saying but I still think Skyward Sword's content was effective enough that the last thing you'd think is, >gee i sure wish it was Twilight Princess' stamp and rupee chest filled overworld. TP's overworld is cool but I wouldn't say its better nor worse than SS's

>>718037871 (OP)
>"What the fuck was in the water back then that made critics think this game was great?"
Scared of the tendie cult after the 8.8 debacle, also nintendo made a big deal about it being Zelda's 25th anniversary and the game being some sort of major milestone for the franchise, what with the marketing going all "discover how it all began, the story of how the master sword was forged" and they probably didn't want to shit on them and such a legendary franchise because of it, also the long gap since TP had a lot of people in full blown denial sunk cost fallacy mode
>"we can't have waited half a decade for this piece of shit and who knows when the next one is?"

The dungeons are great, some of the best in the series. The economy and resource management is a lot more balanced than in previous games. The puzzles are more difficult, you take more damage. It's the best iteration of the classic formula, but didn't do so hot in sales.
BOTW is seen a total reboot but it takes a lot of ideas that were introduced in SS.

>>718038681
>My gay friend
why is he your friend

>>718037871 (OP)
>If there's a bad 3d mainline Zelda game, it's definitely this one
Indeed it is the worst one. But that means you've hit the bottom and things can only improve from here :)
Unless you don't like nu-Zelda, then it's over.

>>718038091
Fighting the imprisoned multiple times got annoying, other than that, I can't name anything else bad.

>>718039430
Quit projecting gayboy

>>718038796
It's awful and you know it.

>>718037871 (OP)
There's a reason BotW pivoted to open world sandbox design after, even if the execution in BotW and especially TotK ended up being an overcorrection.
>What the fuck was in the water back then that made critics think this game was great?
Bribes from Nintendo. The only reason they pivoted anyway is because SS's sales were dreadful.

I also played it recently and I enjoyed it more than I thought I would.
The dungeons were super good (except the fire temple which felt really bland imo.
All It needed was another major area and more to do in the sky. Also cut everything after the fire temple, making you revisit every area a THIRD time is just insane.

>>718037871 (OP)
Definitely has some of the best bosses and puzzles, hell, some dungeons are also inanely good but the thing that holds it all together, the overworld, sucks ass, the sky just made me realize how good we had it with WW's great sea too.
Also, they keep sending you to the same 3 damn spots and have to refight the same damn boss like 4 times?
Good game, nevertheless but I would not play it again before any other 3D Zelda game, yes, even Twilight Princess.

Genuinely dogshit game. It's unsurprising that there's a bunch of underaged retards on this board that defend it though.

>>718037871 (OP)
I agree, I had two problems with it, I thought the watercolor artstyle looked bad most of the time, and
>Master, I believe there's a 99% chance that this is exactly how you solve the puzzle

reminder, "classic" zelda cultists are actually ootsnoys who shit on any game that isnt oot. theyre the real enemy

>>718037871 (OP)
meh, it's fine for a single playthrough. honestly, you can say the same about every zelda. I've still never been able to entirely play through OOT after beating it when it was new 150 years ago. they're all a one time type of thing, and don't hold up to subsequent playthroughs. at least SS had a new villain(s) for a change. goddamn I'm sick of ganon. someone needs to tell nintendo zelda isn't mario.

>>718039997
>ootsnoys
>oot
>snoys
Wtf

>>718039623
>bribes from nintendo

nonsense. they don't need to bribe reviewers. they're kept in check by the insane fanbase that will throw molotov cocktails through their windows if they dare to give any game less than a 9.

>sales were dreadful

they weren't botw numbers, but they were just fine, especially for a late wii game, long after everyone moved on from that platform.

>>718040112
Shut it, ootsnoy

>>718038716
>TP
>giant fucking holes everywhere with invisible walls around them

TP's overworld sucked shit compared to OOT/MM. it was bigger, but the only part that benefitted from that was lake hylia. everything else just felt like a drag to explore. not to mention that hideous bloom and washed out textures. just so lifeless. also, riding epona always sucked. not sure whey they brought her back. as soon as you could warp everywhere you just stopped bothering to explore.